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Archduke Ferd1nand
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Posted - 2015.03.03 01:38:00 -
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Ever had those games where you get put into a map that is a closed socket, or has high ground that is generally not profitable to camp on?
Ever been killed while on the ground by filthy plebeians who don't understand that you weren't trying, and just wanted to get high for a tactical advantage?
Ever gone against cheating lag switcher hacking scrubs who kill you because they were using OP gear?
Ever had your shiny 27.35 KDR ruined by somebody who shot at you while you were calling in a dropship to get on top of an insurmountable object?
Well, then this is the equipment for you!!
The deployable pipeline allows you to create your own "tactical" advantage by simply pressing R1.
While you hold down R1, a flat barrel shaped object rises from the ground with you on top of it, until your tactical advantage is tactical enough.
Don't worry, to make sure that there is now way to reach you and thus create a non-risk aversive scenario, the deployable pipeline disappears once desired tactical advantage is reached.
Just think of the possibilities!
No more having to fly a drop ship up onto a roof just so that you can't be hit by enemy bullets!
No more having to defend yourself when your tactical advantage isn't tactical enough!
Simply hold R1, and shoot down with a rail rifle once you deem yourself to be at a sufficient distance from the plebeians on the ground trying to actually push points and win the game. Those stupid scrubs will no longer bother you!
With the new introduction of this item, you get a "buy 1, get 1 free" promotion with any Caldari weaponry you purchase!
Stay tactical, my friends.
BRB, looking for socks
Asslut Rifles OP, anal now
I shit shotgun shells and piss Remote Explosives
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Archduke Ferd1nand
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Posted - 2015.03.03 01:58:00 -
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Louis Domi wrote:I'll take 50
Of course you will
BRB, looking for socks
Asslut Rifles OP, anal now
I shit shotgun shells and piss Remote Explosives
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Archduke Ferd1nand
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Posted - 2015.03.03 03:22:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Do these come in any tower variations?
Of course!
BRB, looking for socks
Asslut Rifles OP, anal now
I shit shotgun shells and piss Remote Explosives
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Archduke Ferd1nand
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Posted - 2015.03.03 13:37:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Can I get one that drops orbitals on cloaked scouts by pressing L1?
That would be OP.
I suggest instead we have a "double tap L1" function where you double tap the button and it turns you around instantly and you do a barrel roll, and headshot kill any scout behind you.
If they kill you with the OP cheater hacker shotgun, then you can drop an OB on them in the death screen.
BRB, looking for socks
Asslut Rifles OP, anal now
I shit shotgun shells and piss Remote Explosives
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Archduke Ferd1nand
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Posted - 2015.03.03 13:40:00 -
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Lorhak Gannarsein wrote:I definitely laughed, but reading it again I'm not really sure what the problem is?
The high ground is directly relevant in a lot of maps; the ones I find problematic are Fractured Road Domination and... well, that's about it, really. And that's because they offer a vantage point directly over the cannon terminal.
If you can still capture the point, what's the problem? It's hardly difficult to push people off the high ground, especially in this day and age of Major Flux Orbitals.
Fracture Road domination was the inspiration for this equipment.
What if you're on a map that isn't Fracture Road domination?
How will you get somewhere high for the entire match to shoot down on the plebeians trying to win the game?
Its too much work right now, and theres still some risk involved, so I suggest we use the new tactical deployable pipeline as a solution
BRB, looking for socks
Asslut Rifles OP, anal now
I shit shotgun shells and piss Remote Explosives
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