Aeon Amadi
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Posted - 2015.02.14 20:57:00 -
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Atiim wrote:And?
The Ion Pistol is like a Pocket Shotgun, being able to kill anything but a super-brick heavy with quickly and with ease in CQC provided that you can aim with it, the Scrambler Pistol is like a Pocket Scrambler Rifle since a headshot will OHK anything besides a super-brick heavy, and the Flaylock Pistol is like a Pocket Mass Driver as it fires explosives in an arc.
All of those (except maybe the FLP) can and do kill enemies faster than the Bolt Pistol, and yet you decided to complain about the BP? Not sure if I should laugh or cry.
Did y- hang on
I'm trying to get the words out but... I just can't stop
A POCKET SHOTGUN?! That's the best Dust 514 joke I've ever heard. Dude, I can't even hate you for your terrible feedback anymore, now I know it's all just a comedy act. Have you ever used the Ion Pistol?! A shotgun can actually -hit- what you point it at and doesn't try to get you killed in the eventuality that you miss xD
One does not simply "aim with it", you have to pray to the Heathen Gods that they'll guide the freaggin round on target or you spend the next two seconds waving it around like a flaming baton, unable to do jack while the enemy laughs at you for being an idiot and running the Ion Pistol in the first place. The only people who run the Ion Pistol are Gallente-Loyalist role-players like Sgt Kirk and Cat Merc who try to make it work and they only do it because it's the only Gallente sidearm available, despite openly admitting that it's probably the worst weapon in the game just -because- it's so terrible.
A pocket shotgun, , it's charged shot does about as much damage as the Bolt Pistol does dumb-fire; the key difference here is that you have heat management to deal with which is about as unforgiving as sleeping on a cheese grater and the seize happens -EVERY. FREAGGIN. TIME. YOU CHARGE SHOT.- Sometimes it'll overheat and seize up without even firing a round just because you were stupid enough to run an Ion Pistol.
And you know what's even more hilarious? The fact that for the duration of this seize, the only thing you can do is look at your enemy and hope to god he counters you so hard your nipples pop off like champagne corks instead of giving you the false sense of hope that you might win that little encounter.
A "pocket shotgun", good lord I've never heard a worst description for a paper weight.
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