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Hawkin P
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2015.02.03 19:08:00 -
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Here is a transcript of the secret Dev Development meeting for Warlord 1.0 (German accents were added for effect)
CCPToady: Sir I tink zee players have fee-gured out that the Encrypted Stongboxes are a scam. No one is buying zee keys anymore. Vhat are we going to do?
CCPMidas: Fear not little toady I have devised a NEW scheme to get zee players to buy zee aurum! I call it zee warbarge. Players can upgrade their warbarges to do mostly pointless things, but zomevhere down the line we promise them something useful, but don't tell them where, or tell them exactly how manzy upgrades it will take. Zey may only upgrade very slowly unless they buy componets for zee aurum.
CCPToady: Oh zou mean like one of those sthupid phone games?
CCPMidas: ZES exzachly!
CCPToady: Excellent sir! I'll get to work on it right away. Heil Spero!
CCPMidas: Heil Spero!
Stupidest Update Ever
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Hawkin P
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2015.02.03 19:30:00 -
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Pokey Dravon wrote:Oh god! You mean I may have to spend MONEY to have entertainment?! I can't have everything I want for free?! THE MADNESS! MADNESS I TELL YOU.
Honestly though, get over it. Dev's have mortgages too.
You have to spend a hell of alot of money someone blew 120k aurum and only useful thing he gets is 1 weapon a day
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Hawkin P
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2015.02.03 20:36:00 -
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Protocake JR wrote:Anytime the Devs try to monetize their game, the jobless basement dwellers and kids come out to complain about it in full force. 
I am not complaining about them monetizing the game, I am complaining about them doing it stupidly. BPO's, Respects, and SP boosters are pretty much the only things worth buying in the game.
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Hawkin P
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2015.02.04 08:09:00 -
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Slave of MORTE wrote:Hawkin P wrote:Pokey Dravon wrote:Oh god! You mean I may have to spend MONEY to have entertainment?! I can't have everything I want for free?! THE MADNESS! MADNESS I TELL YOU.
Honestly though, get over it. Dev's have mortgages too. You have to spend a hell of alot of money someone blew 120k aurum and only useful thing he gets is 1 weapon a day So he spent 25 bucks ..wow he must be broke now huh..oh and if you not impatient 100 k aur..puts all subsystems at or beyond 3 and warbarge at 5 ..for 25 bucks u can almost max this new feature..
120,000 ISK = $50
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