As a valued mercenary in the volatile and unforgiving world of New Eden - here's a Christmas offer you can't refuse..
Cast your vote to help decide which of this sack full of Cheats, Trolls and Ne'er Do Wells will receive a special festive punishment of your choosing..
24 total b'stards all deserving of being mashed, stomped and dragged around the wonderful variety of DUST maps tied to the back of a Baloch with their Boloch's flapping in the breeze..
Choose carefully and don't forget to include your ideal punishment... and also... Merry Christmas!
A) Lag Switchers
- Doesn't exist in Dust, Dust is played on dedicated servers. You can't lag switch dedicated servers.B) KBM Cowboys
- So they shouldn't use the controls they like? Why? Because you don't like it?C) SG Scouts
- So a dropsuit and a weapon can't go together? Yes its annoying but let freedom reign.D) RE Scouts
- See aboveE) HMG Whiners
- Heavy's wouldn't be a problem if there weren't so many of them all the timeF) "I Quit!" Announcers
- Agree with you on this one, who gives a **** if someone quits?G) "DUST is doomed!" Mongers -
Ah, yeah....H) Spawn Campers
- Aren't these technically KDR Farmers?I) Kill Stealers
- So someone shouldn't shoot someone because you're shooting them first? Come on, grow upJ) Uplink Spammers
- Didn't bandwidth fix that?K) CEO Pyrex
- I've played with that guy, he's a nice guy.L) Hate Mailers
- I love that, actually. Its like a pat on the backM) FOTM'ers
- See SG ScoutsN) KDR farmers
- That's part of the game, if it wasn't...the stat wouldn't be there.O) Thale Snipers
- See SG Scouts, RE Scouts, etcP) Any kind of Sniper..
- Now you're just being a babyQ) Shield Tankers
- Problem why?R) Armour Tankers
- Problem why?S) Tank Tankers
- Only problem with them is they're too fastT) Proto Stompers
- So you grind for days, weeks, months, years to get good stuff and you shouldn't use it? Please.U) Militia Vets
- Folks who can wreck your precious proto suits in militia gear are beastly...V) Newberries
- We were all newberries onceW) Logi gimps and their HMG pimps
- This made me laugh, but wouldn't that be tanking?X) Rooftop Campers
- Flux strikes?Y) Jihad Jeepers
- Tanks created theseand last but not least...
Z) Rubber Banders..
- Agree with you there...that sh!t is weak and super lameCast your vote! Or tell me who I missed...