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al nize mk2
No Skillz inc.
228
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Posted - 2014.12.23 11:07:00 -
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As a valued mercenary in the volatile and unforgiving world of New Eden - here's a Christmas offer you can't refuse..
Cast your vote to help decide which of this sack full of Cheats, Trolls and Ne'er Do Wells will receive a special festive punishment of your choosing..
24 total b'stards all deserving of being mashed, stomped and dragged around the wonderful variety of DUST maps tied to the back of a Baloch with their Boloch's flapping in the breeze..
Choose carefully and don't forget to include your ideal punishment... and also... Merry Christmas!
A) Lag Switchers
B) KBM Cowboys
C) SG Scouts
D) RE Scouts
E) HMG Whiners
F) "I Quit!" Announcers
G) "DUST is doomed!" Mongers
H) Spawn Campers
I) Kill Stealers
J) Uplink Spammers
K) CEO Pyrex 
L) Hate Mailers
M) FOTM'ers
N) KDR farmers
O) Thale Snipers
P) Any kind of Sniper..
Q) Shield Tankers
R) Armour Tankers
S) Tank Tankers
T) Proto Stompers
U) Militia Vets
V) Newberries
W) Logi gimps and their HMG pimps
X) Rooftop Campers
Y) Jihad Jeepers
and last but not least...
Z) Rubber Banders..
Cast your vote! Or tell me who I missed...
GÇ£All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.GÇ¥
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
5212
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Posted - 2014.12.23 11:09:00 -
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AA) Boosters |
TooMany Names AlreadyTaken
Going for the gold
456
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Posted - 2014.12.23 11:10:00 -
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(K) 
I may not have a mic, but trust me, you NEED me in your squad if you want to win.
When I'm on a roll, I'm unstoppable.
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Fizzer XCIV
Heaven's Lost Property
Negative-Feedback
1504
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Posted - 2014.12.23 11:11:00 -
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AB) Every Caldarian Man, Woman, and Child.
Someone's gotta tell the stupids that their ideas are bad, and I guess it's my job...
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al nize mk2
No Skillz inc.
230
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Posted - 2014.12.23 11:24:00 -
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Fizzer XCIV wrote:AB) Every Caldarian Man, Woman, and Child.
That's the spirit!
GÇ£All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.GÇ¥
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Insufficient Data
WarRavens
Capital Punishment.
79
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Posted - 2014.12.23 11:58:00 -
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Insufficient Data:GǪGǪ GǪGǪ GǪGǪ
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Sequal's Back
Les Desanusseurs
17
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Posted - 2014.12.23 12:05:00 -
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ACD. |
7th Son 7
Chatelain Rapid Response
Gallente Federation
23
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Posted - 2014.12.23 16:21:00 -
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scouts, KILL EM ALL  |
DarthJT5
12th Shadow Legion
165
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Posted - 2014.12.23 16:37:00 -
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7th Son 7 wrote:scouts, KILL EM ALL
That's a great album.....
Dedicated Shield Tanking vet since Open Beta.
Up and coming Python pilot.
The awnser is always XT missiles....
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SteelheadPep
SAM-MIK
General Tso's Alliance
158
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Posted - 2014.12.23 16:39:00 -
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Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. The vibrant community that makes up this and every game excels at finding an edge and using it.I must confess that I'm not very good but enjoy the social aspect of this game and have started logging back after a long break.Let them use their tricks it gives us something to try even harder to overcome.I hope everyone has a happy holiday and look forward to sqauding up if you need a old battle tested merc. |
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Izlare Lenix
Pub Stars
1189
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Posted - 2014.12.23 16:44:00 -
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Fuk'em all!
The only winner of WWIII will be the cockroaches.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
5727
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Posted - 2014.12.23 16:45:00 -
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You missed proto HMG sentinels standing on repair hives with a logi repping them...
My advice to you, playa...
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Vordred Knight
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
588
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Posted - 2014.12.23 16:50:00 -
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Bah Dust Bug
Don't Do Drugs while playing Eve
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al nize mk2
No Skillz inc.
231
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Posted - 2014.12.23 16:59:00 -
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SteelheadPep wrote:Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. The vibrant community that makes up this and every game excels at finding an edge and using it.I must confess that I'm not very good but enjoy the social aspect of this game and have started logging back after a long break.Let them use their tricks it gives us something to try even harder to overcome.I hope everyone has a happy holiday and look forward to sqauding up if you need a old battle tested merc.
Hey SteelheadPep - absolutely I agree good will to all men. Just for the lolz
GÇ£All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.GÇ¥
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
Learning Alliance
5563
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Posted - 2014.12.23 17:07:00 -
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When I read the subject, before opening the post, I thought I would have to post the standard:
<= Recruitment forum that way.
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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Michael Epic
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
381
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Posted - 2014.12.23 17:07:00 -
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al nize mk2 wrote:As a valued mercenary in the volatile and unforgiving world of New Eden - here's a Christmas offer you can't refuse.. Cast your vote to help decide which of this sack full of Cheats, Trolls and Ne'er Do Wells will receive a special festive punishment of your choosing.. 24 total b'stards all deserving of being mashed, stomped and dragged around the wonderful variety of DUST maps tied to the back of a Baloch with their Boloch's flapping in the breeze.. Choose carefully and don't forget to include your ideal punishment... and also... Merry Christmas! A) Lag Switchers - Doesn't exist in Dust, Dust is played on dedicated servers. You can't lag switch dedicated servers.B) KBM Cowboys - So they shouldn't use the controls they like? Why? Because you don't like it?C) SG Scouts - So a dropsuit and a weapon can't go together? Yes its annoying but let freedom reign.D) RE Scouts - See aboveE) HMG Whiners - Heavy's wouldn't be a problem if there weren't so many of them all the timeF) "I Quit!" Announcers - Agree with you on this one, who gives a **** if someone quits?G) "DUST is doomed!" Mongers - Ah, yeah....H) Spawn Campers - Aren't these technically KDR Farmers?I) Kill Stealers - So someone shouldn't shoot someone because you're shooting them first? Come on, grow upJ) Uplink Spammers - Didn't bandwidth fix that?K) CEO Pyrex - I've played with that guy, he's a nice guy.L) Hate Mailers - I love that, actually. Its like a pat on the backM) FOTM'ers - See SG ScoutsN) KDR farmers - That's part of the game, if it wasn't...the stat wouldn't be there.O) Thale Snipers - See SG Scouts, RE Scouts, etcP) Any kind of Sniper.. - Now you're just being a babyQ) Shield Tankers - Problem why?R) Armour Tankers - Problem why?S) Tank Tankers - Only problem with them is they're too fastT) Proto Stompers - So you grind for days, weeks, months, years to get good stuff and you shouldn't use it? Please.U) Militia Vets - Folks who can wreck your precious proto suits in militia gear are beastly...V) Newberries - We were all newberries onceW) Logi gimps and their HMG pimps - This made me laugh, but wouldn't that be tanking?X) Rooftop Campers - Flux strikes?Y) Jihad Jeepers - Tanks created theseand last but not least... Z) Rubber Banders.. - Agree with you there...that sh!t is weak and super lameCast your vote! Or tell me who I missed...
Sounds to me like you just don't like this game and don't like any playstyle except your own.... |
Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
Learning Alliance
5565
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Posted - 2014.12.23 17:09:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:You missed proto HMG sentinels standing on repair hives with a logi repping them...
Isn't that the situation that truly makes a Plasma Cannon user's life worth living?
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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al nize mk2
No Skillz inc.
231
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Posted - 2014.12.23 17:15:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:Sounds to me like you just don't like this game and don't like any playstyle except your own....
On the contrary old chap... that list was basically my tactical playbook! 
GÇ£All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.GÇ¥
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Forlorn Destrier
Havok Dynasty
3095
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Posted - 2014.12.23 17:17:00 -
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al nize mk2 wrote:As a valued mercenary in the volatile and unforgiving world of New Eden - here's a Christmas offer you can't refuse.. Cast your vote to help decide which of this sack full of Cheats, Trolls and Ne'er Do Wells will receive a special festive punishment of your choosing.. 24 total b'stards all deserving of being mashed, stomped and dragged around the wonderful variety of DUST maps tied to the back of a Baloch with their Boloch's flapping in the breeze.. Choose carefully and don't forget to include your ideal punishment... and also... Merry Christmas! A) Lag Switchers B) KBM Cowboys C) SG Scouts D) RE Scouts E) HMG Whiners F) "I Quit!" Announcers G) "DUST is doomed!" Mongers H) Spawn Campers I) Kill Stealers J) Uplink Spammers K) CEO Pyrex L) Hate Mailers M) FOTM'ers N) KDR farmers O) Thale Snipers P) Any kind of Sniper.. Q) Shield Tankers R) Armour Tankers S) Tank Tankers T) Proto Stompers U) Militia Vets V) Newberries W) Logi gimps and their HMG pimps X) Rooftop Campers Y) Jihad Jeepers and last but not least... Z) Rubber Banders.. Cast your vote! Or tell me who I missed...
There are 26, not 24...
Also, you can't list P as "any kind of sniper" since you have Thale snipers listed - you have to exclude the Thale's users. Also, "rubber banding" is an effect of Lag and unless using a switch is outside the players control. If you mean intentional rubber banders, then these should be included with lag switchers.
I am the Forgotten Warhorse, the Lord of Lightning
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al nize mk2
No Skillz inc.
231
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Posted - 2014.12.23 17:30:00 -
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Forlorn Destrier wrote:
There are 26, not 24...
Also, you can't list P as "any kind of sniper" since you have Thale snipers listed - you have to exclude the Thale's users. Also, "rubber banding" is an effect of Lag and unless using a switch is outside the players control. If you mean intentional rubber banders, then these should be included with lag switchers.
26 not 24? Yes absolutely well done Forlorn you spotted my... erm... deliberate mistake and you win a special prize! I'll think what in a moment.
The sniping thing - yes okay I agree ***editing now****
Rubber banding? I thought this just meant running around in a circle in the mcc farming isk... no?
GÇ£All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.GÇ¥
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Immortal John Ripper
26944
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Posted - 2014.12.23 17:36:00 -
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I quit announcer = sota pop.
Tacos.
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General John Ripper
26950
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Posted - 2014.12.23 17:36:00 -
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I quit announcer = sota pop.
Tacos.
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Eros Adonai
Chatelain Rapid Response
Gallente Federation
18
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Posted - 2014.12.23 17:40:00 -
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Lol'd at 'Pyrex' |
IAmDuncanIdaho II
R 0 N 1 N
1142
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Posted - 2014.12.23 19:13:00 -
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Surely you missed Solo heavies in their LAVs?
Anyway for some reason spawn campers really make my blood boil. I choose to punish them by boiling theirs. Whilst still pumping around their worthless bodies.
You must learn honor, or you deserve to learn nothing at all.
~ Rivvy Dinari - Swordmaster of Ginaz
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doc lowroar
Random Gunz
RISE of LEGION
36
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Posted - 2014.12.23 19:24:00 -
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Re' s , get a gun , get gud. Get a tank , skinny lol speed freeks dropping 1500 + dmg. Grrrrr. Punishment........remove their thumbs.
"Wherever you go, there you are" -BB
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
5729
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Posted - 2014.12.23 19:25:00 -
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Fox Gaden wrote:Isn't that the situation that truly makes a Plasma Cannon user's life worth living? One squadie with a PLC and another with a MD to clean up the logis and hives.
My advice to you, playa...
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
3259
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Posted - 2014.12.23 19:26:00 -
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Id like to propose: HMG scrublets: make their weapon do one damage per bullet, and reduce heavy HP to that of a min assault.
"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ
I piss Remote Explosives and shit Shotgun shells.
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Scheneighnay McBob
Cult of Gasai
5959
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Posted - 2014.12.23 19:57:00 -
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Yet again: lag switches don't exist in dust, with the way the servers are set up.
Unless it's a dev that's using the lag switch, for some reason.
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Piraten Hovnoret
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
654
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Posted - 2014.12.23 20:49:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:al nize mk2 wrote:As a valued mercenary in the volatile and unforgiving world of New Eden - here's a Christmas offer you can't refuse.. Cast your vote to help decide which of this sack full of Cheats, Trolls and Ne'er Do Wells will receive a special festive punishment of your choosing.. 24 total b'stards all deserving of being mashed, stomped and dragged around the wonderful variety of DUST maps tied to the back of a Baloch with their Boloch's flapping in the breeze.. Choose carefully and don't forget to include your ideal punishment... and also... Merry Christmas! A) Lag Switchers - Doesn't exist in Dust, Dust is played on dedicated servers. You can't lag switch dedicated servers.B) KBM Cowboys - So they shouldn't use the controls they like? Why? Because you don't like it?C) SG Scouts - So a dropsuit and a weapon can't go together? Yes its annoying but let freedom reign.D) RE Scouts - See aboveE) HMG Whiners - Heavy's wouldn't be a problem if there weren't so many of them all the timeF) "I Quit!" Announcers - Agree with you on this one, who gives a **** if someone quits?G) "DUST is doomed!" Mongers - Ah, yeah....H) Spawn Campers - Aren't these technically KDR Farmers?I) Kill Stealers - So someone shouldn't shoot someone because you're shooting them first? Come on, grow upJ) Uplink Spammers - Didn't bandwidth fix that?K) CEO Pyrex - I've played with that guy, he's a nice guy.L) Hate Mailers - I love that, actually. Its like a pat on the backM) FOTM'ers - See SG ScoutsN) KDR farmers - That's part of the game, if it wasn't...the stat wouldn't be there.O) Thale Snipers - See SG Scouts, RE Scouts, etcP) Any kind of Sniper.. - Now you're just being a babyQ) Shield Tankers - Problem why?R) Armour Tankers - Problem why?S) Tank Tankers - Only problem with them is they're too fastT) Proto Stompers - So you grind for days, weeks, months, years to get good stuff and you shouldn't use it? Please.U) Militia Vets - Folks who can wreck your precious proto suits in militia gear are beastly...V) Newberries - We were all newberries onceW) Logi gimps and their HMG pimps - This made me laugh, but wouldn't that be tanking?X) Rooftop Campers - Flux strikes?Y) Jihad Jeepers - Tanks created theseand last but not least... Z) Rubber Banders.. - Agree with you there...that sh!t is weak and super lameCast your vote! Or tell me who I missed... Sounds to me like you just don't like this game and don't like any playstyle except your own....
And you have absolutely no sense humour whatsoever
Mr dry martini
War never changes
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Sarcastic Dreamkiller
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
156
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Posted - 2014.12.23 20:57:00 -
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