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Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Mercenaries
1120
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Posted - 2014.12.18 19:39:00 -
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So there I am, minding my own business, running around lobbing off rounds of Christmas Cheer. That's when another failed proto-stomp by a Latin Corp becomes, "let's kill the guy spreading joy around the Holidays"!
I'm just playfully launching round, after round, after round of fluffy white snow at every person that crosses my path, and the only folks it seems to bother are the Latin players attempting to proto-stomp that are somehow still losing to a bunch of blueberries.
"Get out of here Tuesdays!!!", they yell bitterly. "Can't you see that we hate Christmas?!?!", another screams while pumping 30 Duvolle rounds into my back.
"Here! Have a snowball and some good tidings for all!!", I say as I lob round after round into their faces. "He, He, Ho, Ho!!! What fun to be able to launch Christmas Snow!", I cheerfully yell to the Latin HAV that does not find my level of cheerfulness amusing, as he proceeds to concentrate all fire on me, allowing the blueberries with MLT Swarms to pop him.
"I know!", I begin thinking. "They must just be upset that they don't have a decent internet connection, even though they keep asking Santa for it every year!". "I just need to don my Min Commando Santa suit, and dual wield Snowball launchers directly onto their homepoint and redline!". "Then they will know the true meaning of Christmas!", I think gleefully.
Sadly this too was met with resistance, as their 1500 HP Heavy Sniper suits concentrate fire on what they can only assume is Santa, kincatting his way around the hills of their redline.
TL;DR Latin Corps love Jesus, but hate spreading Christmas cheer apparently...
Half-Assed Forum Warrior / Half-Decent Commando / Damn Good Logi / Matari Loyalty 7
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
20341
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Posted - 2014.12.18 19:41:00 -
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heathens
Sometimes, one just has an overwhelming urge to throw a potato at someone.
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Robocop Junior
research lab
1013
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Posted - 2014.12.18 19:46:00 -
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Heh, all I know is I have never seen grupo de assholes or any of the other corps EVER win. They can't beat randoms, can't hold points, can't put up big numbers, so frustrating being on their teams. Anyways....Feliz Navidad :D
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
9077
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Posted - 2014.12.18 19:50:00 -
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I spread Christmas Cheer the correct way: With a Speed 'n Melee tanked Minmando with a Snowball Launcher.
Born Deteis Caldari. Rejected by my Kinsman.
Found a new family in the Vherokior Tribe.
Nobody messes with my family
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
5676
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Posted - 2014.12.18 19:50:00 -
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Booby Tuesdays wrote:"I know!", I begin thinking. "They must just be upset that they don't have a decent internet connection, even though they keep asking Santa for it every year!" My sides
Mexican internet consists of a guy writing binary on sheets of toilet paper and faxing it to CCP's servers.
My advice to you, playa...
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Luna McDuffing
COALICION LATINA Smart Deploy
125
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Posted - 2014.12.18 20:17:00 -
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Robocop Junior wrote:Heh, all I know is I have never seen grupo de assholes or any of the other corps EVER win. They can't beat randoms, can't hold points, can't put up big numbers, so frustrating being on their teams. Anyways....Feliz Navidad :D
Have you played with Coalicion Latina? You ever need a logi call me up. |
Luna McDuffing
COALICION LATINA Smart Deploy
125
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Posted - 2014.12.18 20:33:00 -
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The reason you see a lot of latinos is because of the money exchange rate. PS4 and Xbox are paid services plus their machines are expensive where as the ps3 is now affordable. The latinos has always been there but what you are seeing is a migration of the "haves" to newer machines while the "have less" staying with what they currently have until prices come down.
There is another factor that people don't consider and that is a cultural attitude ingrained in people's well...DNA for lack of a better word. When i play with the northern folks I notice that they tend to be easier going, quieter and calmer. they also follow instructions better. Hispanics on the other hand are hot tempered. We are very chatty and easy to get riled up. So, you can imagine that in the heat of the battle where things are going bad there is a lot of chatter in the channel and hot tempers going off the scale. a short summary would be that a northerner or European descendant given a challenge would say yes, we can do it where as the latino guy would say yes "I" can do it and goes full frontal at the task. Another analogy would be that Latinos are like a light switch. They are calm or full on rage where as the European decedents are more like a light dimmer as in I'm calm, annoyed, mad, furious, I'm going to kill you. Of course this depend on the region too soo...
This difference in behavior has some influence in the battle field. |
Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Mercenaries
1122
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Posted - 2014.12.18 20:38:00 -
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Luna McDuffing wrote:The reason you see a lot of latinos is because of the money exchange rate. PS4 and Xbox are paid services plus their machines are expensive where as the ps3 is now affordable. The latinos has always been there but what you are seeing is a migration of the "haves" to newer machines while the "have less" staying with what they currently have until prices come down.
There is another factor that people don't consider and that is a cultural attitude ingrained in people's well...DNA for lack of a better word. When i play with the northern folks I notice that they tend to be easier going, quieter and calmer. they also follow instructions better. Hispanics on the other hand are hot tempered. We are very chatty and easy to get riled up. So, you can imagine that in the heat of the battle where things are going bad there is a lot of chatter in the channel and hot tempers going off the scale. a short summary would be that a northerner or European descendant given a challenge would say yes, we can do it where as the latino guy would say yes "I" can do it and goes full frontal at the task. Another analogy would be that Latinos are like a light switch. They are calm or full on rage where as the European decedents are more like a light dimmer as in I'm calm, annoyed, mad, furious, I'm going to kill you. Of course this depend on the region too soo...
This difference in behavior has some influence in the battle field. While factual and well written, this still does not answer my original question.
Half-Assed Forum Warrior / Half-Decent Commando / Damn Good Logi / Matari Loyalty 7
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Ghosts Chance
Inf4m0us
2628
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Posted - 2014.12.18 20:40:00 -
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Luna McDuffing wrote:The reason you see a lot of latinos is because of the money exchange rate. PS4 and Xbox are paid services plus their machines are expensive where as the ps3 is now affordable. The latinos has always been there but what you are seeing is a migration of the "haves" to newer machines while the "have less" staying with what they currently have until prices come down.
There is another factor that people don't consider and that is a cultural attitude ingrained in people's well...DNA for lack of a better word. When i play with the northern folks I notice that they tend to be easier going, quieter and calmer. they also follow instructions better. Hispanics on the other hand are hot tempered. We are very chatty and easy to get riled up. So, you can imagine that in the heat of the battle where things are going bad there is a lot of chatter in the channel and hot tempers going off the scale. a short summary would be that a northerner or European descendant given a challenge would say yes, we can do it where as the latino guy would say yes "I" can do it and goes full frontal at the task. Another analogy would be that Latinos are like a light switch. They are calm or full on rage where as the European decedents are more like a light dimmer as in I'm calm, annoyed, mad, furious, I'm going to kill you. Of course this depend on the region too soo...
This difference in behavior has some influence in the battle field.
then theres us crazies who when annoyed strap on our most LULZ worthy fit and try to kill people in the dumbest manner possable
like when i tried using dropships as guided missles breach mass drivers used like shotguns on a scout remote explosive minefields of death remote explsovie unicorns build by 3 or 4 of us stacking remotes oon top of each other and into interesting shapes hovering in the air makeing penises out of uplinks running around inn a scout with no modules equiped and only basic knives (no cloak)
etc etc etc
us crazies are the funnest people to **** off
Minmatar is Winmatar
Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind"
I am Chances Ghost
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Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Mercenaries
1123
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Posted - 2014.12.18 20:42:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote: makeing penises out of uplinks
The true reasoning behind Bandwidth exposed!!!
Half-Assed Forum Warrior / Half-Decent Commando / Damn Good Logi / Matari Loyalty 7
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First Prophet
Followers of The Prophet
2135
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Posted - 2014.12.18 20:43:00 -
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There's no possible way OP's story can be accurate. The latin corps can't speak English.
OP is a liar, the thread is wrong, and will undoubtedly be receiving coal this year.
People find this this review helpful!
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Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Mercenaries
1124
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Posted - 2014.12.18 21:07:00 -
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First Prophet wrote:There's no possible way OP's story can be accurate. The latin corps can't speak English.
OP is a liar, the thread is wrong, and will undoubtedly be receiving coal this year. I think you need to join the corp "Fun Police". Seems to be up to your "Bah Humbug!" standards. Good day sir!
Half-Assed Forum Warrior / Half-Decent Commando / Damn Good Logi / Matari Loyalty 7
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CommanderBolt
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
2857
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Posted - 2014.12.18 21:12:00 -
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Luna McDuffing wrote:The reason you see a lot of latinos is because of the money exchange rate. PS4 and Xbox are paid services plus their machines are expensive where as the ps3 is now affordable. The latinos has always been there but what you are seeing is a migration of the "haves" to newer machines while the "have less" staying with what they currently have until prices come down.
There is another factor that people don't consider and that is a cultural attitude ingrained in people's well...DNA for lack of a better word. When i play with the northern folks I notice that they tend to be easier going, quieter and calmer. they also follow instructions better. Hispanics on the other hand are hot tempered. We are very chatty and easy to get riled up. So, you can imagine that in the heat of the battle where things are going bad there is a lot of chatter in the channel and hot tempers going off the scale. a short summary would be that a northerner or European descendant given a challenge would say yes, we can do it where as the latino guy would say yes "I" can do it and goes full frontal at the task. Another analogy would be that Latinos are like a light switch. They are calm or full on rage where as the European decedents are more like a light dimmer as in I'm calm, annoyed, mad, furious, I'm going to kill you. Of course this depend on the region too soo...
This difference in behavior has some influence in the battle field.
I don't know man, I almost think that is an all around American trait. I have been in a lot of corps over the years with a majority of American players and they tend to love to swear and rant. They often get involved with big drama and somebody falls out with someone else.
I think all of that heat gets to your heads out there.
"Also I think knives are a good idea, big f**k-off shiny ones"
"Guns for show, Knives for a pro"
MY LIFE FOR AIUR!
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TYCHUS MAXWELL
The Fun Police
728
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Posted - 2014.12.18 21:15:00 -
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It was probably just because you were a free kill to inflate their KDR. Proto pub stompers like Latin Corps are stompers for a reason, it's not because it's profitable for them that's for sure. |
Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Mercenaries
1124
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Posted - 2014.12.18 21:20:00 -
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TYCHUS MAXWELL wrote:It was probably just because you were a free kill to inflate their KDR. Proto pub stompers like Latin Corps are stompers for a reason, it's not because it's profitable for them that's for sure. How could I inflate their KDR, when they were still going 17/12 in full proto against blueberries? Imagine if I wasn't running around trying to spread Christmas cheer...
P.S. There's a guy in this thread you need to recruit, he would fit in quite well with the Fun Police.
Half-Assed Forum Warrior / Half-Decent Commando / Damn Good Logi / Matari Loyalty 7
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Luna McDuffing
COALICION LATINA Smart Deploy
126
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Posted - 2014.12.18 21:23:00 -
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Booby Tuesdays wrote:Luna McDuffing wrote:The reason you see a lot of latinos is because of the money exchange rate. PS4 and Xbox are paid services plus their machines are expensive where as the ps3 is now affordable. The latinos has always been there but what you are seeing is a migration of the "haves" to newer machines while the "have less" staying with what they currently have until prices come down.
There is another factor that people don't consider and that is a cultural attitude ingrained in people's well...DNA for lack of a better word. When i play with the northern folks I notice that they tend to be easier going, quieter and calmer. they also follow instructions better. Hispanics on the other hand are hot tempered. We are very chatty and easy to get riled up. So, you can imagine that in the heat of the battle where things are going bad there is a lot of chatter in the channel and hot tempers going off the scale. a short summary would be that a northerner or European descendant given a challenge would say yes, we can do it where as the latino guy would say yes "I" can do it and goes full frontal at the task. Another analogy would be that Latinos are like a light switch. They are calm or full on rage where as the European decedents are more like a light dimmer as in I'm calm, annoyed, mad, furious, I'm going to kill you. Of course this depend on the region too soo...
This difference in behavior has some influence in the battle field. While factual and well written, this still does not answer my original question.
You live in the north and thus probably used to the cold. Most of us have never even seen snow. Imagine you are sleeping comfortably in your hammock and somebody pours cold water on you. |
Luna McDuffing
COALICION LATINA Smart Deploy
126
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Posted - 2014.12.18 21:27:00 -
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CommanderBolt wrote:Luna McDuffing wrote:The reason you see a lot of latinos is because of the money exchange rate. PS4 and Xbox are paid services plus their machines are expensive where as the ps3 is now affordable. The latinos has always been there but what you are seeing is a migration of the "haves" to newer machines while the "have less" staying with what they currently have until prices come down.
There is another factor that people don't consider and that is a cultural attitude ingrained in people's well...DNA for lack of a better word. When i play with the northern folks I notice that they tend to be easier going, quieter and calmer. they also follow instructions better. Hispanics on the other hand are hot tempered. We are very chatty and easy to get riled up. So, you can imagine that in the heat of the battle where things are going bad there is a lot of chatter in the channel and hot tempers going off the scale. a short summary would be that a northerner or European descendant given a challenge would say yes, we can do it where as the latino guy would say yes "I" can do it and goes full frontal at the task. Another analogy would be that Latinos are like a light switch. They are calm or full on rage where as the European decedents are more like a light dimmer as in I'm calm, annoyed, mad, furious, I'm going to kill you. Of course this depend on the region too soo...
This difference in behavior has some influence in the battle field. I don't know man, I almost think that is an all around American trait. I have been in a lot of corps over the years with a majority of American players and they tend to love to swear and rant. They often get involved with big drama and somebody falls out with someone else. I think all of that heat gets to your heads out there.
Everybody rages. it is more a matter of how quickly you get there. |
TYCHUS MAXWELL
The Fun Police
728
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Posted - 2014.12.18 21:36:00 -
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Booby Tuesdays wrote:TYCHUS MAXWELL wrote:It was probably just because you were a free kill to inflate their KDR. Proto pub stompers like Latin Corps are stompers for a reason, it's not because it's profitable for them that's for sure. How could I inflate their KDR, when they were still going 17/12 in full proto against blueberries? Imagine if I wasn't running around trying to spread Christmas cheer... P.S. There's a guy in this thread you need to recruit, he would fit in quite well with the Fun Police.
I did say it wasn't profitable lol. If they weren't running proto they'd probably be at a .2 KDR or bless their hearts, so they can use all the free kills they can get. |
RogueTrooper 2000AD
Neckbeard Absolution
487
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Posted - 2014.12.18 22:37:00 -
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Christmas is where companies get rid of all their dated stock to make way for next years releases.
K den.
Do not try and bend the K den. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
There is no k den.
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Robocop Junior
research lab
1015
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Posted - 2014.12.18 22:54:00 -
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Great now there is some moron named "ROBOCOP the killer" from Dahlia 4ever del sur, he just went 2/15, gg beandip.
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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LT Shanx
Circle of Huskarl Minmatar Republic
139
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Posted - 2014.12.18 22:54:00 -
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I've played with my fair share of different squads from varying parts of the world and the most obnoxious players I've seen are none other than the Amerifats ( Go us!). On the other side of the spectrum, there are the Japanese who seldom if at all speak. I've squadded with S.A.I.U.K.I., Lord-British, a few Nyain-san, Kappa514, and a few others and one thing that has always bothered me is their silence or the sounds of them casually eating. Latin corps are somewhere in the middle, right behind the Brits in terms of their loudness. |
MINA Longstrike
Kirjuun Heiian
1784
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Posted - 2014.12.18 22:58:00 -
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CommanderBolt wrote:Luna McDuffing wrote:The reason you see a lot of latinos is because of the money exchange rate. PS4 and Xbox are paid services plus their machines are expensive where as the ps3 is now affordable. The latinos has always been there but what you are seeing is a migration of the "haves" to newer machines while the "have less" staying with what they currently have until prices come down.
There is another factor that people don't consider and that is a cultural attitude ingrained in people's well...DNA for lack of a better word. When i play with the northern folks I notice that they tend to be easier going, quieter and calmer. they also follow instructions better. Hispanics on the other hand are hot tempered. We are very chatty and easy to get riled up. So, you can imagine that in the heat of the battle where things are going bad there is a lot of chatter in the channel and hot tempers going off the scale. a short summary would be that a northerner or European descendant given a challenge would say yes, we can do it where as the latino guy would say yes "I" can do it and goes full frontal at the task. Another analogy would be that Latinos are like a light switch. They are calm or full on rage where as the European decedents are more like a light dimmer as in I'm calm, annoyed, mad, furious, I'm going to kill you. Of course this depend on the region too soo...
This difference in behavior has some influence in the battle field. I don't know man, I almost think that is an all around American trait. I have been in a lot of corps over the years with a majority of American players and they tend to love to swear and rant. They often get involved with big drama and somebody falls out with someone else. I think all of that heat gets to your heads out there.
That's the "gung ho" attitude, anyone I've ever played with that has the psuedo-militaristic mindset tends to be an absolute idiot and probably came from a long history of cowadoody.
I'm western Canadian and usually pretty calm in match, though unclear orders, unresponsive squadmates, uplinks WAY UP HIGH, and useless allies really set me off. I'm also incredibly frustrated by the general paranoia shown by cal mil players (oh no! public channels are bad cause anyone can join them / the gallente could be spying on us RIGHT NOW).
The fact that I have an anger disorder doesn't come through that often but when it does I either set dust down or BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Kirjuun Heiian.
I have a few alts.
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Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Mercenaries
1126
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Posted - 2014.12.19 00:40:00 -
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Luna McDuffing wrote: You live in the north and thus probably used to the cold. Most of us have never even seen snow. Imagine you are sleeping comfortably in your hammock and somebody pours cold water on you.
I live in a state where it is 110 degrees during the summer, and has winters with feet of snow and sub zero temperatures.
I have also lived in warm weather states and countries. Texas and Georgia were blazing hot, while Sweden was a nice mix of hot and cold.
If I was in a place where 100 degrees and 100% humidity were a thing, and I was sleeping on a hammock because that was the only way to escape from the Satan's Butthole place that I Iived, and you came by and poured a bucket of cold water on me, I would thank you and go back to sleep.
No one has answered my original question yet...
Wait, it's the snow isn't it? They're jealous of the snow??? They have never seen snow, let alone a snowball. Then I come along and throw them in their face repeatedly at high velocity. Kind of like the way the first world throws things in the face of third world countries on a day to day basis? That's it, isn't it?
Half-Assed Forum Warrior / Half-Decent Commando / Damn Good Logi / Matari Loyalty 7
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
1891
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Posted - 2014.12.19 00:46:00 -
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I think it had something to do with dolphins.
The horror! The horror!
( -íº -£-û -íº)
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Operative 1125 Lokaas
True Companion Planetary Requisitions
648
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Posted - 2014.12.19 01:36:00 -
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Chreesmas? We don't need no stinkin' Chreesmas.
Ha, ha, ha! Gringo got his little snow launcher. Hey, gringo! You no got any coj*nes? Shoot a reeeeel gun.
Wow, coj*nes is censored.
Boycott Black Thursday!
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DeadlyAztec11
Ostrakon Agency
6475
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Posted - 2014.12.19 01:42:00 -
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You deserved to die!
-íF+¬liz Navidad!
Tacos for everyone!... Even the Gringos
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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P14GU3
Savage Bullet
959
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Posted - 2014.12.19 02:02:00 -
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This is the only racism based conversation I have ever enjoyed...
Seriously though, racist...
I only play dust514ums now. It was always more fun than the actual game anyways.
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