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Booby Tuesdays
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Posted - 2014.12.18 19:39:00 -
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So there I am, minding my own business, running around lobbing off rounds of Christmas Cheer. That's when another failed proto-stomp by a Latin Corp becomes, "let's kill the guy spreading joy around the Holidays"!
I'm just playfully launching round, after round, after round of fluffy white snow at every person that crosses my path, and the only folks it seems to bother are the Latin players attempting to proto-stomp that are somehow still losing to a bunch of blueberries.
"Get out of here Tuesdays!!!", they yell bitterly. "Can't you see that we hate Christmas?!?!", another screams while pumping 30 Duvolle rounds into my back.
"Here! Have a snowball and some good tidings for all!!", I say as I lob round after round into their faces. "He, He, Ho, Ho!!! What fun to be able to launch Christmas Snow!", I cheerfully yell to the Latin HAV that does not find my level of cheerfulness amusing, as he proceeds to concentrate all fire on me, allowing the blueberries with MLT Swarms to pop him.
"I know!", I begin thinking. "They must just be upset that they don't have a decent internet connection, even though they keep asking Santa for it every year!". "I just need to don my Min Commando Santa suit, and dual wield Snowball launchers directly onto their homepoint and redline!". "Then they will know the true meaning of Christmas!", I think gleefully.
Sadly this too was met with resistance, as their 1500 HP Heavy Sniper suits concentrate fire on what they can only assume is Santa, kincatting his way around the hills of their redline.
TL;DR Latin Corps love Jesus, but hate spreading Christmas cheer apparently...
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Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Mercenaries
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Posted - 2014.12.18 20:38:00 -
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Luna McDuffing wrote:The reason you see a lot of latinos is because of the money exchange rate. PS4 and Xbox are paid services plus their machines are expensive where as the ps3 is now affordable. The latinos has always been there but what you are seeing is a migration of the "haves" to newer machines while the "have less" staying with what they currently have until prices come down.
There is another factor that people don't consider and that is a cultural attitude ingrained in people's well...DNA for lack of a better word. When i play with the northern folks I notice that they tend to be easier going, quieter and calmer. they also follow instructions better. Hispanics on the other hand are hot tempered. We are very chatty and easy to get riled up. So, you can imagine that in the heat of the battle where things are going bad there is a lot of chatter in the channel and hot tempers going off the scale. a short summary would be that a northerner or European descendant given a challenge would say yes, we can do it where as the latino guy would say yes "I" can do it and goes full frontal at the task. Another analogy would be that Latinos are like a light switch. They are calm or full on rage where as the European decedents are more like a light dimmer as in I'm calm, annoyed, mad, furious, I'm going to kill you. Of course this depend on the region too soo...
This difference in behavior has some influence in the battle field. While factual and well written, this still does not answer my original question.
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Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Mercenaries
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Posted - 2014.12.18 20:42:00 -
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Ghosts Chance wrote: makeing penises out of uplinks
The true reasoning behind Bandwidth exposed!!!
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Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Mercenaries
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Posted - 2014.12.18 21:07:00 -
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First Prophet wrote:There's no possible way OP's story can be accurate. The latin corps can't speak English.
OP is a liar, the thread is wrong, and will undoubtedly be receiving coal this year. I think you need to join the corp "Fun Police". Seems to be up to your "Bah Humbug!" standards. Good day sir!
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Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Mercenaries
1124
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Posted - 2014.12.18 21:20:00 -
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TYCHUS MAXWELL wrote:It was probably just because you were a free kill to inflate their KDR. Proto pub stompers like Latin Corps are stompers for a reason, it's not because it's profitable for them that's for sure. How could I inflate their KDR, when they were still going 17/12 in full proto against blueberries? Imagine if I wasn't running around trying to spread Christmas cheer...
P.S. There's a guy in this thread you need to recruit, he would fit in quite well with the Fun Police.
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Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Mercenaries
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Posted - 2014.12.19 00:40:00 -
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Luna McDuffing wrote: You live in the north and thus probably used to the cold. Most of us have never even seen snow. Imagine you are sleeping comfortably in your hammock and somebody pours cold water on you.
I live in a state where it is 110 degrees during the summer, and has winters with feet of snow and sub zero temperatures.
I have also lived in warm weather states and countries. Texas and Georgia were blazing hot, while Sweden was a nice mix of hot and cold.
If I was in a place where 100 degrees and 100% humidity were a thing, and I was sleeping on a hammock because that was the only way to escape from the Satan's Butthole place that I Iived, and you came by and poured a bucket of cold water on me, I would thank you and go back to sleep.
No one has answered my original question yet...
Wait, it's the snow isn't it? They're jealous of the snow??? They have never seen snow, let alone a snowball. Then I come along and throw them in their face repeatedly at high velocity. Kind of like the way the first world throws things in the face of third world countries on a day to day basis? That's it, isn't it?
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