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Hawkin P
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.12.17 21:44:00 -
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So I noticed CCP put out a new proto mass driver called the Snowball Launcher. It does no damage, no splash damage, and costs 47,000 ISK.
Is this that crazy Icelandic humor CCP?
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect.
Molon Labe CEO
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1998
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Posted - 2014.12.17 21:50:00 -
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Hawkin P wrote:So I noticed CCP put out a new proto mass driver called the Snowball Launcher. It does no damage, no splash damage, and costs 47,000 ISK.
Is this that crazy Icelandic humor CCP?
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect.
I have around 400.
Going to be selling them soon as they go off the market (and trading comes in.)
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of Cat Merc/Feathered overlord of all.
15 Quafe Ck.0s!
512 boxes...0 keys
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DeadlyAztec11
Ostrakon Agency
6445
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Posted - 2014.12.17 21:51:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawkin P wrote:So I noticed CCP put out a new proto mass driver called the Snowball Launcher. It does no damage, no splash damage, and costs 47,000 ISK.
Is this that crazy Icelandic humor CCP?
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect. I have around 400. Going to be selling them soon as they go off the market (and trading comes in.)
So never?
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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Wilhelm Klingspor
DUST University
Ivy League
538
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Posted - 2014.12.17 21:54:00 -
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Hawkin P wrote:So I noticed CCP put out a new proto mass driver called the Snowball Launcher. It does no damage, no splash damage, and costs 47,000 ISK.
Is this that crazy Icelandic humor CCP?
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect.
I finally got a key in salvage and got 13 of those Snowball Launchers...
which made me a sad panda.
GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ DON'T PANIC GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ
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Hawkin P
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
538
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:02:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawkin P wrote:So I noticed CCP put out a new proto mass driver called the Snowball Launcher. It does no damage, no splash damage, and costs 47,000 ISK.
Is this that crazy Icelandic humor CCP?
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect. I have around 400. Going to be selling them soon as they go off the market (and trading comes in.)
I wouldn't be bragging about that. No one is going to buy a useless mass driver.
Molon Labe CEO
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
20306
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:06:00 -
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Hawkin P wrote:
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect.
There is a snowball effect.
Sometimes, one just has an overwhelming urge to throw a potato at someone.
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shaman oga
Dead Man's Game
3465
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:09:00 -
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But the real problem is: why xmas15?
This is xmas14.
Situational awareness also known as passive scan.
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hfderrtgvcd
1598
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:10:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Hawkin P wrote:
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect.
There is a snowball effect.
This. It has a cool camo and a white explosion
You can't fight in here! This is the war room.
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Immortal John Ripper
26766
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:22:00 -
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Hawkin P wrote:So I noticed CCP put out a new proto mass driver called the Snowball Launcher. It does no damage, no splash damage, and costs 47,000 ISK.
Is this that crazy Icelandic humor CCP?
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect.
are you asking because you really can't tell if it is a joke?
because i thought ccp was all about serious bizness
True Adamance = #1 poster
IJR = #1 in likes
The Amarr control and dominate these forums.All your base are belong to us
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Sinboto Simmons
Murphys-Law
General Tso's Alliance
6952
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:32:00 -
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Hawkin P wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawkin P wrote:So I noticed CCP put out a new proto mass driver called the Snowball Launcher. It does no damage, no splash damage, and costs 47,000 ISK.
Is this that crazy Icelandic humor CCP?
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect. I have around 400. Going to be selling them soon as they go off the market (and trading comes in.) I wouldn't be bragging about that. No one is going to buy a useless mass driver.
I'll trade officer gear for it.
Sinboto - The True Blood Minja
Forum Warrior level 5 Prof 1
Born of the Brutor tribe
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MrShooter01
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
1200
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:33:00 -
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Snowball ordinance is no joke, friend. It has a long and bloody history in New Eden
I've seen things you mercs wouldn't believe... freighters covered in frost, snowballs glittering across the dock of Jita 4-4, noobs crying out in terror as Concord slays them for returning fire...
This terrible weapon of discomfort and frostbite has returned to the cold, unforgiving ground that spawned it, and none of us are safe from its bitter touch. May Jack Frost have mercy on us all.
Also, people in FW get reaaaally pissed off when you start shooting them with snowballs at the start of the match
is funny, but expensive |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
20309
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:34:00 -
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Sinboto Simmons wrote:Hawkin P wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawkin P wrote:So I noticed CCP put out a new proto mass driver called the Snowball Launcher. It does no damage, no splash damage, and costs 47,000 ISK.
Is this that crazy Icelandic humor CCP?
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect. I have around 400. Going to be selling them soon as they go off the market (and trading comes in.) I wouldn't be bragging about that. No one is going to buy a useless mass driver. I'll trade officer gear for it.
No, you won't.
Unless you're a mug.
Sometimes, one just has an overwhelming urge to throw a potato at someone.
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
5152
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:35:00 -
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shaman oga wrote:But the real problem is: why xmas15?
This is xmas14.
I was wondering the same exact thing. |
thehellisgoingon
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
83
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:35:00 -
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Hawkin P wrote:So I noticed CCP put out a new proto mass driver called the Snowball Launcher. It does no damage, no splash damage, and costs 47,000 ISK.
Is this that crazy Icelandic humor CCP?
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect.
Confirmed deals 0 damage cost 47k whatever I like it |
Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
5152
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:36:00 -
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MrShooter01 wrote:Snowball ordinance is no joke, friend. It has a long and bloody history in New Eden
I've seen things you mercs wouldn't believe... freighters covered in frost, snowballs glittering across the dock of Jita 4-4, noobs crying out in terror as Concord slays them for returning fire...
This terrible weapon of discomfort and frostbite has returned to the cold, unforgiving ground that spawned it, and none of us are safe from its bitter touch. May Jack Frost have mercy on us all.
Also, people in FW get reaaaally pissed off when you start shooting them with snowballs at the start of the match
is funny, but expensive
Can't wait to use them in FW. |
Atiim
Titans of Phoenix
14552
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:48:00 -
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*Purchases 10,000 of them*
The 1st Matari Commando
-HAND
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MrShooter01
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
1202
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:50:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:MrShooter01 wrote:
Also, people in FW get reaaaally pissed off when you start shooting them with snowballs at the start of the match
is funny, but expensive
Can't wait to use them in FW.
Protip: hp stacked scout, wiggle wiggle
It takes the entire team shooting at you to bring you down cause they can't handle having no aim assist
...then they start tossing grenades, and the fun really begins |
IVIaster LUKE
Lokun Listamenn
742
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:50:00 -
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On Christmas Day "Ambush" is renamed "Winter Wonderland".
P.s. Snow angels are +100 warpoints though. 
me A N I M A L!
me BANG drums!!!!!
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Sinboto Simmons
Murphys-Law
General Tso's Alliance
6953
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Posted - 2014.12.17 22:58:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Sinboto Simmons wrote:Hawkin P wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawkin P wrote:So I noticed CCP put out a new proto mass driver called the Snowball Launcher. It does no damage, no splash damage, and costs 47,000 ISK.
Is this that crazy Icelandic humor CCP?
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect. I have around 400. Going to be selling them soon as they go off the market (and trading comes in.) I wouldn't be bragging about that. No one is going to buy a useless mass driver. I'll trade officer gear for it. No, you won't. Unless you're a mug.
I'll admit I've no idea what you're talking about
Sinboto - The True Blood Minja
Forum Warrior level 5 Prof 1
Born of the Brutor tribe
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Xocoyol Zaraoul
Superior Genetics
2881
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Posted - 2014.12.17 23:00:00 -
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Sinboto Simmons wrote:I'll admit I've no idea what you're talking about
Just buy them yourself on the market buddy, go under mass drivers, they are near the bottom.
"You see those red dots over there?
Go and shoot them until you see a +50 on the screen" - Arkena Wyrnspire
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Sinboto Simmons
Murphys-Law
General Tso's Alliance
6953
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Posted - 2014.12.17 23:15:00 -
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Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote:Sinboto Simmons wrote:I'll admit I've no idea what you're talking about Just buy them yourself on the market buddy, go under mass drivers, they are near the bottom.
I have 60
Sinboto - The True Blood Minja
Forum Warrior level 5 Prof 1
Born of the Brutor tribe
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Hawkin P
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
540
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Posted - 2014.12.17 23:28:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Hawkin P wrote:
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect.
There is a snowball effect.
They just changed the color of the normal animation to white. it's nothing like a snowball.
Molon Labe CEO
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact
Back and Forth
6479
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Posted - 2014.12.17 23:44:00 -
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can i convert my 135,000 plasam cannons into this item?
))<>((
[Event]Dust Hunger Games
PC, ISK,EVE, Corp Services
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Atiim
Titans of Phoenix
14553
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Posted - 2014.12.17 23:47:00 -
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Viktor Hadah Jr wrote:can i convert my 135,000 plasam cannons into this item?
Not with how much Jara rips you off at each refund.
The 1st Matari Commando
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Gabriel Minutti
Eternal Beings
Dark Taboo
6
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Posted - 2014.12.18 00:03:00 -
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I just bought 50 of those for my Minmatar Scout... and I regret nothing!! Nice seeing that CCP have a nice sense of humour. At least it isnt an AUR weapon. lol.
I just hate militia noob tank spamming. And I'm here to put an end to it.
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PLAYSTTION
GamersForChrist
380
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Posted - 2014.12.18 00:05:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawkin P wrote:So I noticed CCP put out a new proto mass driver called the Snowball Launcher. It does no damage, no splash damage, and costs 47,000 ISK.
Is this that crazy Icelandic humor CCP?
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect. I have around 400. Going to be selling them soon as they go off the market (and trading comes in.) So never?
So, after february.
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
8857
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Posted - 2014.12.18 00:05:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Hawkin P wrote:
I mean you could of at least but in some sort of snowball effect.
There is a snowball effect.
Be easy on him.
He's in Molon Labe. It takes a second for it to sink in.
CCP holds the Caldari's hand so this doesn't happen again.
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Greasepalms
Ahrendee Mercenaries
694
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Posted - 2014.12.18 00:10:00 -
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grr at minmatar 'tech'
yay for snowballs !!!1 |
benandjerrys
NECROM0NGERS
62
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Posted - 2014.12.18 00:18:00 -
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About time CCP :) |
Megaman Trigger
Knights of Eternal Darkness
150
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Posted - 2014.12.18 00:19:00 -
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Xmas day, nothing but "Snowball" fights.
Purifier. First Class.
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LT Shanx
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
139
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Posted - 2014.12.18 01:33:00 -
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Where can I find these Snowball Launchers? I checked the market and LP store... but they're not there. Am I doing something wrong? Is my game broken? Are you guys trolling? Help. |
Leadfoot10
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
2679
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Posted - 2014.12.18 01:39:00 -
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I heard an interesting postulation today:
A future patch will introduce damage for a limited time event. |
Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
18031
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Posted - 2014.12.18 02:21:00 -
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So freind of mine was goofing off in a rookie frigate in high sec; locks onto a macheriel (which at the time was a 2billion isk battleship; 20 billion when fitted for speed (the sucker back then flew 14km/s faster than any interceptor) anyways fires a snowball at the guy.
Guy thought he was under attack and opens fire back at the rookie ship.
The NPC police didn't appreciate that and promptly removed the machriel pilot from his ship and procedded to destroy it.
The 'pirate' pilot got so mad he war decked my friend.
Who just happens to be running one of the best mercenary corps in the sector.
CPM 1
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior
\\= Prototype Forge Gun=// Unlocked
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
16073
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Posted - 2014.12.18 02:28:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:So freind of mine was goofing off in a rookie frigate in high sec; locks onto a macheriel (which at the time was a 2billion isk battleship; 20 billion when fitted for speed (the sucker back then flew 14km/s faster than any interceptor) anyways fires a snowball at the guy.
Guy thought he was under attack and opens fire back at the rookie ship.
The NPC police didn't appreciate that and promptly removed the machriel pilot from his ship and procedded to destroy it.
The 'pirate' pilot got so mad he war decked my friend.
Who just happens to be running one of the best mercenary corps in the sector.
Lol can hear his screaming to himself.
"NOOOOOO GOD NOOOO NOT AN IBIS! NOT THE SNOWBALLS!"
*"He spoke, and we made it so all worlds were one, all peoples were one, all faiths, creeds, and nationalities were one.
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
18033
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Posted - 2014.12.18 02:31:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:So freind of mine was goofing off in a rookie frigate in high sec; locks onto a macheriel (which at the time was a 2billion isk battleship; 20 billion when fitted for speed (the sucker back then flew 14km/s faster than any interceptor) anyways fires a snowball at the guy.
Guy thought he was under attack and opens fire back at the rookie ship.
The NPC police didn't appreciate that and promptly removed the machriel pilot from his ship and procedded to destroy it.
The 'pirate' pilot got so mad he war decked my friend.
Who just happens to be running one of the best mercenary corps in the sector.
Lol can hear his screaming to himself. "NOOOOOO GOD NOOOO NOT AN IBIS! NOT THE SNOWBALLS!"
Funny thing is the snow ball launcher in eve does negative thermal damage :P
CPM 1
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior
\\= Prototype Forge Gun=// Unlocked
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1887
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Posted - 2014.12.18 02:31:00 -
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It actually should paint the targets white.
Permanently.
The horror! The horror!
( -íº -£-û -íº)
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
18033
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Posted - 2014.12.18 02:35:00 -
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btw did you seriously think a snowball has a chance of actually damaging a highly sophisticated drop suit?
CPM 1
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior
\\= Prototype Forge Gun=// Unlocked
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
16075
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Posted - 2014.12.18 02:37:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:btw did you seriously think a snowball has a chance of actually damaging a highly sophisticated drop suit?
Depends.
Did you put a rock in it?
*"He spoke, and we made it so all worlds were one, all peoples were one, all faiths, creeds, and nationalities were one.
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Llast 326
An Arkhos
5862
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Posted - 2014.12.18 02:42:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:btw did you seriously think a snowball has a chance of actually damaging a highly sophisticated drop suit?
Depends. Did you put a rock in it?
Now you're thinking
We'll make a Minmatar out of you yet 
MOAR Ladders
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
16081
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Posted - 2014.12.18 03:09:00 -
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Llast 326 wrote:True Adamance wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:btw did you seriously think a snowball has a chance of actually damaging a highly sophisticated drop suit?
Depends. Did you put a rock in it? Now you're thinking We'll make a Minmatar out of you yet
Llast shall I tell you a story full of holiday cheer?
Okay here we go.
One snowy winter's day the all of the CONCORD signatories attended a picnic in Yulai.
The Empress in her usual swaggalascious fashion turned up fashionably late having just saved 300 orphans from a burning building, however she appeared before them all looking radiant.
Shakor was pissed and challenged the Empress to a duel to settle the conflict between their nations. In her usually peaceful fashion she declined instead suggesting that they engage in a friendly snowball fight. Shakor accepted, despite being at a huge disadvantage since he was blind, and began making his arsenal.
After an hour Shakor returned to the battlefield arms full of snow balls and declared he would beat the benevolent and much loved Amarrian leader boasting that he had formed the greatest snow fortress ever built by a blind Warlord.
" I have constructed the mightiest fortification of snow the Minmatar have ever known! Fear the Tribes!"
To counter his claims the Empress replied that
"It is typical the Matari feel the need to ineffectually posture about mighty fleets and fortresses....when all I need is a single snowball to tear is all down."
Shakor grunted like the savage he was
"Never!" he exclaimed.
After all words were exchanged President Roden drunk, and by far too interested in a female CONCORD office declared the battle under way.
In typical Minmatar fashion and without any regard for accuracy Shakor threw all of his snow balls at the Empress......however since he was devoid of sight he missed with every throw.
The Empress with limitless beauty and grace and with all the cunning of the wisest of Emperors approached Shakor and threw her snowball......in which was concealed a rock.
Shakor died quickly afterwards and everyone in the Empire lived happily every after.
*"He spoke, and we made it so all worlds were one, all peoples were one, all faiths, creeds, and nationalities were one.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.12.18 03:13:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:btw did you seriously think a snowball has a chance of actually damaging a highly sophisticated drop suit?
what if the snow is acidic in nature?
True Adamance = #1 poster
IJR = #1 in likes
The Amarr control and dominate these forums.All your base are belong to us
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Operative 1125 Lokaas
True Companion Planetary Requisitions
646
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Posted - 2014.12.18 04:25:00 -
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Took 'em this long to get any humor back.
The only time they did anything remotely humorous was the snowball launcher in EVE.
Boycott Black Thursday!
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KA24DERT
TeamPlayers
Negative-Feedback
945
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Posted - 2014.12.18 05:09:00 -
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This is the Mass Driver nerf you all were begging for.
Good job, idiots!
BAN ADVANCED GEAR FROM PUBS | Mass Driver Advocate
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The Eristic
Dust 90210
661
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Posted - 2014.12.18 07:38:00 -
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Too expensive to keep breaking out against the tryhards in pubs. No fun allowed. :^( Anybody want to arrange a snowball fight in PC or FW?
On a related note, weren't the ones in Eve free and didn't they have only 1 PG/CPU consumption? Don't you think It a bit excessive that what should be fun items for the community are very pricey, require SP investment and use proto resources?
Also, where is my snow Plasma Cannon aaaaaand why do we even need these snow weapons when the Assault Swarm Launcher is just as effective?
Reality is the original Rorschach.
Verily! So much for all that.
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact
Back and Forth
6484
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Posted - 2014.12.18 07:38:00 -
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I bought more than i am proud to admit.
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[Event]Dust Hunger Games
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Protected Void
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
323
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Posted - 2014.12.18 08:07:00 -
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I'm guessing there's a forthcoming match or two under "Special contracts" or whatever that bottom one in the battle finder is called. |
Pseudogenesis
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1066
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Posted - 2014.12.18 08:13:00 -
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I just spent 10% of my remaining funds on useless snowball launchers.
I have either made a colossal mistake, or the single greatest financial investment of my life.
Stabby-stabber extraordinaire
I stabbed Rattati once, you know.
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