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        |  Wolfica
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 735
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.19 17:51:00 -
          [1] - Quote 
 today at 19:35 princess zatata made the worst mistake of her life and decided to make a corporation to lead the worst bunch of no skill wall hacking lag switching misfits into battle against the all powerful leaders of our universe.
 
 Zatara, today makes 1 year that we have fought side by side. Thank you for your horrid idea of turning the worst of players into what we are today... the second worst players(lolCP)
 
 "Look what I destroyed in 2 days" -Kane spero Look what we destroyed in 2 hours Owner of TLoDT, Director in FA | 
      
      
        |  dwater
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 81
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.19 18:07:00 -
          [2] - Quote 
 Yay happy b-day to us
 | 
      
      
        |  Skeltara Roughtron
 Escrow Removed and Acquired
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.19 18:11:00 -
          [3] - Quote 
 Still a better love story than twilight. faggits
 | 
      
      
        |  Dust User
 KILL-EM-QUICK
 RISE of LEGION
 
 1074
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.19 18:43:00 -
          [4] - Quote 
 
 Wolfica wrote:the second worst players(lolCP) 
 
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        |  Sgt Kirk
 Fatal Absolution
 
 8514
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.19 18:53:00 -
          [5] - Quote 
 Fotm scrubs
 
 CCP holds the Caldari's hand so this doesn't happen again.  | 
      
      
        |  KenKaniff69
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 2512
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.19 19:05:00 -
          [6] - Quote 
 Now with CPM hax
 
 ? | 
      
      
        |  Himiko Kuronaga
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 4998
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.19 19:29:00 -
          [7] - Quote 
 We had a rough start in the first days. I first gave Zatara the idea to lead his own corporation after several successful battles he FC'd for during the MHPD month.
 
 It was a short while later that he sent me the invite to join him as a director for this new corporation. It didn't take much thought. Of course, at the time I had no idea it would mean I would be doing basically 100% of all eve-related legwork including orbital bombardments, securing a competent alliance, hunting lock timers, as well as locking our own districts. This later evolved into motivating people to show up for what would be an increasingly desperate one-sided war with no end in sight. At times it felt like if I didn't log in, pretty much everything would fall apart and FA would vanish into the night.
 
 After the restoration of Tso's authority in MH I decided FA needed to start taking care of itself, and I felt I had earned a long vacation. Recently I've come back, and I'm impressed to see that FA is going stronger than ever. Everyone has exceeded my expectations and I no longer wake up with the dread feeling that if I don't hit a handful of buttons at exactly the correct time every day then everything will fall apart.
 
 Happy birthday to FA, happy lazy day to Himiko.
  
 It's my fault FA exists. Direct your rage to me. | 
      
      
        |  Ghost Kaisar
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 8083
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.19 21:38:00 -
          [8] - Quote 
 Happy birthday FA.
 
 Now it's only a few months away to my FA joining Birthday.
 
 Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in! FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter. | 
      
      
        |  True Adamance
 Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
 Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
 
 14839
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.19 22:38:00 -
          [9] - Quote 
 All true.
 
 A corporation of damnable apostates and heathen scum. Imagine a scene if you will from the heart of the Empire.
 
 * The Empress lounging on a throne of pure Gold in the most conservative Amarrian nightwear throwing darts at a picture of Zatara. In comes a slave quivering with fear.
 
 "What the **** HAS FA DONE THIS TIME?!"
 
 She screams pulling out a small Arkena doll and giving it an unflattering haircut, after which she tosses it onto a pile with Sgt Kirk, Wolfica, Derrith, and Ghost Kaisar all having been shaved bald or given equally unflattering hair cuts.
 
 "The moment passed in thunder and calamitous intent and yet no order was given to retreat or give their ground" | 
      
      
        |  Patrick57
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 9429
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 00:20:00 -
          [10] - Quote 
 woot pâ+a++a¦ê+ä-£a¦êa++n+ë raise your dongers pâ+a++a¦ê+ä-£a¦êa++n+ëpâ+a++a¦ê+ä-£a¦êa++n+ë
 
 i like waffles | 
      
      
        |  Jynx'D
 Heaven's Lost Property
 Negative-Feedback
 
 37
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 00:22:00 -
          [11] - Quote 
 What Zatwata has done with FA is nothing but praise worthy. It's proof that tenacity, hope, cunning, and good friends can get you through anything.
 
 o7
 | 
      
      
        |  Ghost Kaisar
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 8091
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 00:23:00 -
          [12] - Quote 
 
 True Adamance wrote:All true.
 A corporation of damnable apostates and heathen scum. Imagine a scene if you will from the heart of the Empire.
 
 * The Empress lounging on a throne of pure Gold in the most conservative Amarrian nightwear throwing darts at a picture of Zatara. In comes a slave quivering with fear.
 
 "What the **** HAS FA DONE THIS TIME?!"
 
 She screams pulling out a small Arkena doll and giving it an unflattering haircut, after which she tosses it onto a pile with Sgt Kirk, Wolfica, Derrith, and Ghost Kaisar all having been shaved bald or given equally unflattering hair cuts.
 
 I'm flattered that the Empress has a doll of me, and one that is intact.
 
 All I have of her is burnt effigies.
 
 Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in! FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter. | 
      
      
        |  Ghost Kaisar
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 8091
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 00:23:00 -
          [13] - Quote 
 
 Jynx'D wrote:What Zatwata has done with FA is nothing but praise worthy. It's proof that tenacity, hope, cunning, and good friends can get you through anything.
 o7
 
 In the words of Zatara:
 
 "That OP Family SWAG"
 
 
 
 Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in! FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter. | 
      
      
        |  Zatara Rought
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 4815
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 01:32:00 -
          [14] - Quote 
 Happy Birthday to my family
 
 Long live the herpaderps and derrith's library
 
 B3RT > PFBHz > TEAM > MHPD > IMPS > FA They call me ~Princess Zatata~ Skype: Zatara.Rought Twitter: @ZataraRought | 
      
      
        |  D4GG3R
 Fatal Absolution
 
 532
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 02:23:00 -
          [15] - Quote 
 Yay, I was here when FA was fairly young.. but then I left:( but now I'm back! I probably wouldn't be any good at all if it wasn't for FA's people helping me when I was a young little clone. Happy Birthday FA:)
 
 I'm pretty plain. I watch anime for the boobs | 
      
      
        |  Derrith Erador
 Fatal Absolution
 
 3026
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 03:48:00 -
          [16] - Quote 
 Indeed, it is a great day for us FA.Gs. In honor of our very first birthday, I will now go over our best quotes from fellow FA members, if I don't know what you've said, or if I forgot, then kindly bite... in a kinky way.
 
 TTW3X: The forums are only for a bunch of pussy ass bitches who don't know how to fight. (we know, ironic)
 - Dammit, I'm not Mexican!
 Palatinate: Shut up Derrith, you're black.
 Heavy Salvo: Who's up for Bromosexual love?!
 Cracker Jacked: Suck it, Bitches!
 Devin: Gawd-dangit
 - Don't deny you're Mexican, TT.
 Zatara: Push Charlie!
 -Be more clutch!
 -Yo.
 -I will skullfuck whoever puts another 11 second link in the city.
 -Guys I need that help on alpha.
 -where's my help on alpha?
 -I just got killed on alpha!
 -Who just revived me in front of three heavies?!
 -Stop reviving me in front of these heavies!
 -Hey Himiko, can you help me be extra white?
 Himiko: Some white stuff.
 The infected one: My mom said I could whatever I wanted to, so I decided to be a truck.
 -Hey screw you Khemlaar!
 Orion Sanjeet: Giggity.
 -What does it take to please an Amish woman? Two Mennonite.
 Skeletor: Fgts.
 -Oh my God, where are you guys?
 Badgerr: Oh my Goodness, that was so hot I nearly creamed myself.
 Ghost Kaisar: Oh my God, this lag!
 -Guys I need some cover on the letter!
 -What happened?! My shotgun/nova knife isn't working!
 Moochie Cricket: Hey you're giving isk? I'll have some.
 -Gallente scum, smoking their weed and banging their ugly whores.
 Sgt Kirk: Calamari scum.
 Arkena: My British accent is super hot.
 Ghostt Shadoww: Oh my God, this FAAAAGOT DOOOODE!!
 -I'm taking the money, you all can go screw yourselves!
 Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p: Hey guys, this is Gav.
 -Oh my God, you scrub heavy. (random swearing) scrub heavy.
 -Oh God, I'm lagging so hard.
 Derrith: Take your panties off.
 - Oh dear God, you're the whitest guy I've ever met Princess.
 - Huaaagh! Gaahh! Graaagh! Huuurrrrrrgh! Ah...ah....ah....ah.... YEAHHHHH!!! Almost died there!
 - How do you survive being so white Princess?
 - How do you survive being so white, Himiko?
 
 
 R&B gets more kinky with every album Still rocking ADS | 
      
      
        |  Derrith Erador
 Fatal Absolution
 
 3026
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 03:51:00 -
          [17] - Quote 
 
 True Adamance wrote:All true.
 A corporation of damnable apostates and heathen scum. Imagine a scene if you will from the heart of the Empire.
 
 * The Empress lounging on a throne of pure Gold in the most conservative Amarrian nightwear throwing darts at a picture of Zatara. In comes a slave quivering with fear.
 
 "What the **** HAS FA DONE THIS TIME?!"
 
 She screams pulling out a small Arkena doll and giving it an unflattering haircut, after which she tosses it onto a pile with Sgt Kirk, Wolfica, Derrith, and Ghost Kaisar all having been shaved bald or given equally unflattering hair cuts.
 Ha! Shows what she knows! I shaved my head recently! I even considered taking a sharpie and drawing a line on the top of my head.
 
 And why does she have a doll of me? I've been loyal to the empire, unless whipping slave mothers with whips so they'll produce whipped cream is somehow a sin. If it is, I'll defect to Caldari.
 
 R&B gets more kinky with every album Still rocking ADS | 
      
      
        |  Ghost Kaisar
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 8097
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 04:39:00 -
          [18] - Quote 
 
 Derrith Erador wrote:Indeed, it is a great day for us FA.Gs. In honor of our very first birthday, I will now go over our best quotes from fellow FA members, if I don't know what you've said, or if I forgot, then kindly bite... in a kinky way.
 
 Ghost Kaisar: Oh my God, this lag!
 -Guys I need some cover on the letter!
 -What happened?! My shotgun/nova knife isn't working!
 
 
 
 What? None of my more famous quotes?
 
 -Did anyone remember to turn off the lights in the MCC before we left?
 -My god guys, I'M NOT ZATARA.
 -"Whats the plan guys" Ghost: "Kill everyone. Take all the objectives"
 
 
 Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in! FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter. | 
      
      
        |  Wolfica
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 745
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 05:07:00 -
          [19] - Quote 
 ghost you dont sound like zatara
 
 
 also Derrith i havent laughed that hard for a long time
 
 "Look what I destroyed in 2 days" -Kane spero Look what we destroyed in 2 hours Owner of TLoDT, Director in FA | 
      
      
        |  Her Chosen
 Grade No.2
 
 50
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 05:15:00 -
          [20] - Quote 
 When is Last of DusT's birthday might I ask?
 | 
      
      
        |  Wolfica
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 745
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 05:24:00 -
          [21] - Quote 
 a few months
 
 
 "Look what I destroyed in 2 days" -Kane spero Look what we destroyed in 2 hours Owner of TLoDT, Director in FA | 
      
      
        |  Zatara Rought
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 4821
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 05:25:00 -
          [22] - Quote 
 Derrith that is so awesome.
 
 You gave me hot flashes.
 
 B3RT > PFBHz > TEAM > MHPD > IMPS > FA They call me ~Princess Zatata~ Skype: Zatara.Rought Twitter: @ZataraRought | 
      
      
        |  Jacques Cayton II
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 1120
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 06:05:00 -
          [23] - Quote 
 I love carpet.
 **** lamp that dirty cheater
 
 We fight for the future of the State not our 
personal goals | 
      
      
        |  Zatara Rought
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 4825
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 11:46:00 -
          [24] - Quote 
 
 Derrith Erador wrote:Indeed, it is a great day for us FA.Gs. In honor of our very first birthday, I will now go over our best quotes from fellow FA members, if I don't know what you've said, or if I forgot, then kindly bite... in a kinky way.
 TTW3X: The forums are only for a bunch of pussy ass bitches who don't know how to fight. (we know, ironic)
 - Dammit, I'm not Mexican!
 Palatinate: Shut up Derrith, you're black.
 Heavy Salvo: Who's up for Bromosexual love?!
 Cracker Jacked: Suck it, Bitches!
 Devin: Gawd-dangit
 - Don't deny you're Mexican, TT.
 Zatara: Push Charlie!
 -Be more clutch!
 -Yo.
 -I will skullfuck whoever puts another 11 second link in the city.
 -Guys I need that help on alpha.
 -where's my help on alpha?
 -I just got killed on alpha!
 -Who just revived me in front of three heavies?!
 -Stop reviving me in front of these heavies!
 -Hey Himiko, can you help me be extra white?
 Himiko: Some white stuff.
 The infected one: My mom said I could whatever I wanted to, so I decided to be a truck.
 -Hey screw you Khemlaar!
 Orion Sanjeet: Giggity.
 -What does it take to please an Amish woman? Two Mennonite.
 Skeletor: Fgts.
 -Oh my God, where are you guys?
 Badgerr: Oh my Goodness, that was so hot I nearly creamed myself.
 Ghost Kaisar: Oh my God, this lag!
 -Guys I need some cover on the letter!
 -What happened?! My shotgun/nova knife isn't working!
 Moochie Cricket: Hey you're giving isk? I'll have some.
 -Gallente scum, smoking their weed and banging their ugly whores.
 Sgt Kirk: Calamari scum.
 Arkena: My British accent is super hot.
 Ghostt Shadoww: Oh my God, this FAAAAGOT DOOOODE!!
 -I'm taking the money, you all can go screw yourselves!
 Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p: Hey guys, this is Gav.
 -Oh my God, you scrub heavy. (random swearing) scrub heavy.
 -Oh God, I'm lagging so hard.
 Derrith: Take your panties off.
 - Oh dear God, you're the whitest guy I've ever met Princess.
 - Huaaagh! Gaahh! Graaagh! Huuurrrrrrgh! Ah...ah....ah....ah.... YEAHHHHH!!! Almost died there!
 - How do you survive being so white Princess?
 - How do you survive being so white, Himiko?
 
 
 Man, this needs to be like...saved for future generations.
 
 
 
 B3RT > PFBHz > TEAM > MHPD > IMPS > FA They call me ~Princess Zatata~ Skype: Zatara.Rought Twitter: @ZataraRought | 
      
      
        |  DaNizzle4shizle
 G0DS AM0NG MEN
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 1006
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 15:22:00 -
          [25] - Quote 
 Happy Birthday scrublets <3
 
 Desire means never quit.
LvL 1 Forum Warrior. 
If it makes no sense in your head, it should make sense to me. | 
      
      
        |  Skeletor Voltron
 
 61
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 16:13:00 -
          [26] - Quote 
 
 Derrith Erador wrote:Indeed, it is a great day for us FA.Gs. In honor of our very first birthday, I will now go over our best quotes from fellow FA members, if I don't know what you've said, or if I forgot, then kindly bite... in a kinky way.
 TTW3X: The forums are only for a bunch of pussy ass bitches who don't know how to fight. (we know, ironic)
 - Dammit, I'm not Mexican!
 Palatinate: Shut up Derrith, you're black.
 Heavy Salvo: Who's up for Bromosexual love?!
 Cracker Jacked: Suck it, Bitches!
 Devin: Gawd-dangit
 - Don't deny you're Mexican, TT.
 Zatara: Push Charlie!
 -Be more clutch!
 -Yo.
 -I will skullfuck whoever puts another 11 second link in the city.
 -Guys I need that help on alpha.
 -where's my help on alpha?
 -I just got killed on alpha!
 -Who just revived me in front of three heavies?!
 -Stop reviving me in front of these heavies!
 -Hey Himiko, can you help me be extra white?
 Himiko: Some white stuff.
 The infected one: My mom said I could whatever I wanted to, so I decided to be a truck.
 -Hey screw you Khemlaar!
 Orion Sanjeet: Giggity.
 -What does it take to please an Amish woman? Two Mennonite.
 Skeletor: Fgts.
 -Oh my God, where are you guys?
 Badgerr: Oh my Goodness, that was so hot I nearly creamed myself.
 Ghost Kaisar: Oh my God, this lag!
 -Guys I need some cover on the letter!
 -What happened?! My shotgun/nova knife isn't working!
 Moochie Cricket: Hey you're giving isk? I'll have some.
 -Gallente scum, smoking their weed and banging their ugly whores.
 Sgt Kirk: Calamari scum.
 Arkena: My British accent is super hot.
 Ghostt Shadoww: Oh my God, this FAAAAGOT DOOOODE!!
 -I'm taking the money, you all can go screw yourselves!
 Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p: Hey guys, this is Gav.
 -Oh my God, you scrub heavy. (random swearing) scrub heavy.
 -Oh God, I'm lagging so hard.
 Derrith: Take your panties off.
 - Oh dear God, you're the whitest guy I've ever met Princess.
 - Huaaagh! Gaahh! Graaagh! Huuurrrrrrgh! Ah...ah....ah....ah.... YEAHHHHH!!! Almost died there!
 - How do you survive being so white Princess?
 - How do you survive being so white, Himiko?
 
 
 Fgt..
 
 FA's daddy bear Forever Faabulous | 
      
      
        |  Ghost Kaisar
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 8113
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 16:33:00 -
          [27] - Quote 
 
 Skeletor Voltron wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:The huge list which will go down in infamy
 Fgt..  
 He forgot Mythtanker
 
 -CCP Awox Approves
 -brah
 -Brah.
 -BRAH.
 
 Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in! FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter. | 
      
      
        |  Derrith Erador
 Fatal Absolution
 
 3032
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 17:49:00 -
          [28] - Quote 
 
 Ghost Kaisar wrote:Skeletor Voltron wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:The huge list which will go down in infamy
 Fgt..  He forgot Mythtanker -CCP Awox Approves -brah -Brah. -BRAH. Oh GOD!! How could I forget that?!
 
 Btw, it's Bruh!
 
 R&B gets more kinky with every album Still rocking ADS | 
      
      
        |  Atiim
 Heaven's Lost Property
 Negative-Feedback
 
 13838
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 18:02:00 -
          [29] - Quote 
 Happy Birthday.
 
 The 1st Matari Commando -HAND | 
      
      
        |  Dengru
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 487
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 21:16:00 -
          [30] - Quote 
 I Haven't played much, but great guys. Personalities meshed very. I've always thought was cool how half of us came with established reputations and the other, largely out of nowhere, but everyone still thrived. Very unpretentious, very cool.
 
 
 True Adamance wrote:All true.
 
 
 A corporation of damnable apostates and heathen scum. Imagine a scene if you will from the heart of the Empire.
 
 
 
 Why did you never join :( we had pukekos
 
 (>^_^)><(^.^<) | 
      
      
        |  True Adamance
 Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
 Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
 
 14905
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.20 23:07:00 -
          [31] - Quote 
 
 Dengru wrote:I Haven't played much and the majority of success and reputation was built without me , but great guys! Personalities meshed very. I've always thought was cool how half of us came with established reputations and the other, largely out of nowhere, but everyone still thrived. Very unpretentious, very cool.  Zatara, lags, himiko, skel and others are very good leaders. True Adamance wrote:All true.
 
 
 A corporation of damnable apostates and heathen scum. Imagine a scene if you will from the heart of the Empire.
 
 
 Why did you never join :( we had pukekos 
 I was a member for all of 8 hours before Aero said "Hey True lets make our own corp"
 
 I said, "Empress, I do this, I thought that you knew this.
 Can't stand non-believers and honest, the truth is... | 
      
      
        |  Dust User
 KILL-EM-QUICK
 RISE of LEGION
 
 1092
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.22 14:40:00 -
          [32] - Quote 
 Don't you dorks watch football?
 
 I hope your cake was burnt and tasted bad.
 | 
      
      
        |  D4GG3R
 Fatal Absolution
 
 537
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.22 16:02:00 -
          [33] - Quote 
 
 Dust User wrote:Don't you dorks watch football?
 I hope your cake was burnt and tasted bad.
 
 I watch football we could talk about that too! Did you see Jonas gray last weekend? Crazy man......
 
 I'm pretty plain. I watch anime for the boobs | 
      
      
        |  Dust User
 KILL-EM-QUICK
 RISE of LEGION
 
 1092
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.22 17:04:00 -
          [34] - Quote 
 
 D4GG3R wrote:Dust User wrote:Don't you dorks watch football?
 I hope your cake was burnt and tasted bad.
 I watch football we could talk about that too! Did you see Jonas gray last weekend? Crazy man...... 
 Yes I seen him but this weekend I won't.
 
 Mass attacking on a football Sunday is just wrong.
 
 FA is obviously terrorist scum attempting to destroy the American way of life.
 
 
 TLDR: 'Murica.
 | 
      
      
        |  Himiko Kuronaga
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 5035
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.22 19:54:00 -
          [35] - Quote 
 It's true.
 
 
 I am white.
 
 It's my fault FA exists. Direct your rage to me. | 
      
      
        |  Zatara Rought
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 4845
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.22 21:18:00 -
          [36] - Quote 
 
 
 We're still hoping you'll be back when they someday fix the lag to own people in PC with your shotty the way you terrorize redberries (and blueberries lmao)
 
 Founder & CEO: Fatal Absolution No matter what Skype: Zatara.Rought Twitter: @ZataraRought | 
      
      
        |  Pushing Charlie
 Elite Intergalactic Mercenaries
 
 422
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.22 22:45:00 -
          [37] - Quote 
 
 Zatara Rought wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:Indeed, it is a great day for us FA.Gs. In honor of our very first birthday, I will now go over our best quotes from fellow FA members, if I don't know what you've said, or if I forgot, then kindly bite... in a kinky way.
 TTW3X: The forums are only for a bunch of pussy ass bitches who don't know how to fight. (we know, ironic)
 - Dammit, I'm not Mexican!
 Palatinate: Shut up Derrith, you're black.
 Heavy Salvo: Who's up for Bromosexual love?!
 Cracker Jacked: Suck it, Bitches!
 Devin: Gawd-dangit
 - Don't deny you're Mexican, TT.
 Zatara: Push Charlie!
 -Be more clutch!
 -Yo.
 -I will skullfuck whoever puts another 11 second link in the city.
 -Guys I need that help on alpha.
 -where's my help on alpha?
 -I just got killed on alpha!
 -Who just revived me in front of three heavies?!
 -Stop reviving me in front of these heavies!
 -Hey Himiko, can you help me be extra white?
 Himiko: Some white stuff.
 The infected one: My mom said I could whatever I wanted to, so I decided to be a truck.
 -Hey screw you Khemlaar!
 Orion Sanjeet: Giggity.
 -What does it take to please an Amish woman? Two Mennonite.
 Skeletor: Fgts.
 -Oh my God, where are you guys?
 Badgerr: Oh my Goodness, that was so hot I nearly creamed myself.
 Ghost Kaisar: Oh my God, this lag!
 -Guys I need some cover on the letter!
 -What happened?! My shotgun/nova knife isn't working!
 Moochie Cricket: Hey you're giving isk? I'll have some.
 -Gallente scum, smoking their weed and banging their ugly whores.
 Sgt Kirk: Calamari scum.
 Arkena: My British accent is super hot.
 Ghostt Shadoww: Oh my God, this FAAAAGOT DOOOODE!!
 -I'm taking the money, you all can go screw yourselves!
 Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p: Hey guys, this is Gav.
 -Oh my God, you scrub heavy. (random swearing) scrub heavy.
 -Oh God, I'm lagging so hard.
 Derrith: Take your panties off.
 - Oh dear God, you're the whitest guy I've ever met Princess.
 - Huaaagh! Gaahh! Graaagh! Huuurrrrrrgh! Ah...ah....ah....ah.... YEAHHHHH!!! Almost died there!
 - How do you survive being so white Princess?
 - How do you survive being so white, Himiko?
 
 Man, this needs to be like...saved for future generations.  
 Missed one!
 Patrick:
 
 
 May we never forget his sacrifice | 
      
      
        |  CUSE TOWN333
 KILL-EM-QUICK
 RISE of LEGION
 
 1920
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.11.22 22:51:00 -
          [38] - Quote 
 
 Dust User wrote:i think they are a canadian corp if im not mistaken. football sunday>fake land on a free to play video gameD4GG3R wrote:Dust User wrote:Don't you dorks watch football?
 I hope your cake was burnt and tasted bad.
 I watch football we could talk about that too! Did you see Jonas gray last weekend? Crazy man...... Yes I seen him but this weekend I won't. Mass attacking on a football Sunday is just wrong. FA is obviously terrorist scum attempting to destroy the American way of life. TLDR: 'Murica. 
 
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        |  Ghost Kaisar
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
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      | Posted - 2014.11.22 23:09:00 -
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 Dust User wrote:D4GG3R wrote:Dust User wrote:Don't you dorks watch football?
 I hope your cake was burnt and tasted bad.
 I watch football we could talk about that too! Did you see Jonas gray last weekend? Crazy man...... Yes I seen him but this weekend I won't. Mass attacking on a football Sunday is just wrong. FA is obviously terrorist scum attempting to destroy the American way of life. TLDR: 'Murica. 
 Sadly, I don't enjoy watching football. I barely stomach it during the Superbowl.
 
 Every super bowl party without fail, I end up trying to get people to play backyard football instead. I can't help it, I'd rather play the game than watch it.
 
 
 
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        |  CUSE TOWN333
 KILL-EM-QUICK
 RISE of LEGION
 
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      | Posted - 2014.11.22 23:43:00 -
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 Ghost Kaisar wrote:back yard football on thanksgiving is a american tradition shirts and skins when its cold as fuk out is epic. i played football in college on a scholarship and still enjoy watching my favorite teams.Dust User wrote:D4GG3R wrote:Dust User wrote:Don't you dorks watch football?
 I hope your cake was burnt and tasted bad.
 I watch football we could talk about that too! Did you see Jonas gray last weekend? Crazy man...... Yes I seen him but this weekend I won't. Mass attacking on a football Sunday is just wrong. FA is obviously terrorist scum attempting to destroy the American way of life. TLDR: 'Murica. Sadly, I don't enjoy watching football. I barely stomach it during the Superbowl.  Every super bowl party without fail, I end up trying to get people to play backyard football instead. I can't help it, I'd rather play the game than watch it.  
 
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        |  Ghost Kaisar
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
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      | Posted - 2014.11.23 01:00:00 -
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 CUSE TOWN333 wrote:Ghost Kaisar wrote:Dust User wrote:D4GG3R wrote:Dust User wrote:Don't you dorks watch football?
 I hope your cake was burnt and tasted bad.
 I watch football we could talk about that too! Did you see Jonas gray last weekend? Crazy man...... Yes I seen him but this weekend I won't. Mass attacking on a football Sunday is just wrong. FA is obviously terrorist scum attempting to destroy the American way of life. TLDR: 'Murica. Sadly, I don't enjoy watching football. I barely stomach it during the Superbowl.  Every super bowl party without fail, I end up trying to get people to play backyard football instead. I can't help it, I'd rather play the game than watch it.   back yard football on thanksgiving is a american tradition shirts and skins when its cold as fuk out is epic. i played football in college on a scholarship and still enjoy watching my favorite teams. 
 I was nowhere near good enough to go to college for football. Played it for four years in high school though. High Safety / Runningback
 
 dat speed yo
 
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        |  Dust User
 KILL-EM-QUICK
 RISE of LEGION
 
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      | Posted - 2014.11.23 01:18:00 -
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 Cuse likes to play against the skins so he can touch those sweaty man boobs.
 
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        |  Spademan
 Fatal Absolution
 General Tso's Alliance
 
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      | Posted - 2014.11.23 01:46:00 -
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 Oh what a joyous occasion!
 
 On the other hand, I've only been here like a month or so and have no attachment whatsoever to these scrubs. I should lead my own corp, with blackjack, and hookers!
 
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        |  THUNDERGROOVE
 Fatal Absolution
 
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      | Posted - 2014.11.25 16:34:00 -
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 Skeletor Voltron wrote:Fgt..
 
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 Her Chosen wrote:When is Last of DusT's birthday might I ask? We don't talk about that....
  
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        |  Assert Dominance
 Ahrendee Mercenaries
 
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      | Posted - 2014.11.26 03:05:00 -
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 bunch of mass driving scrubbies :)
 
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