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Wolfica
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
735
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Posted - 2014.11.19 17:51:00 -
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today at 19:35 princess zatata made the worst mistake of her life and decided to make a corporation to lead the worst bunch of no skill wall hacking lag switching misfits into battle against the all powerful leaders of our universe.
Zatara, today makes 1 year that we have fought side by side. Thank you for your horrid idea of turning the worst of players into what we are today... the second worst players(lolCP)
"Look what I destroyed in 2 days" -Kane spero
Look what we destroyed in 2 hours
Owner of TLoDT, Director in FA
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dwater
General Tso's Alliance
81
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Posted - 2014.11.19 18:07:00 -
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Yay happy b-day to us |
Skeltara Roughtron
Escrow Removed and Acquired
1
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Posted - 2014.11.19 18:11:00 -
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Still a better love story than twilight. faggits |
Dust User
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
1074
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Posted - 2014.11.19 18:43:00 -
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Wolfica wrote:the second worst players(lolCP)
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
8514
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Posted - 2014.11.19 18:53:00 -
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Fotm scrubs
CCP holds the Caldari's hand so this doesn't happen again.
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KenKaniff69
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
2512
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Posted - 2014.11.19 19:05:00 -
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Now with CPM hax
?
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Himiko Kuronaga
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
4998
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Posted - 2014.11.19 19:29:00 -
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We had a rough start in the first days. I first gave Zatara the idea to lead his own corporation after several successful battles he FC'd for during the MHPD month.
It was a short while later that he sent me the invite to join him as a director for this new corporation. It didn't take much thought. Of course, at the time I had no idea it would mean I would be doing basically 100% of all eve-related legwork including orbital bombardments, securing a competent alliance, hunting lock timers, as well as locking our own districts. This later evolved into motivating people to show up for what would be an increasingly desperate one-sided war with no end in sight. At times it felt like if I didn't log in, pretty much everything would fall apart and FA would vanish into the night.
After the restoration of Tso's authority in MH I decided FA needed to start taking care of itself, and I felt I had earned a long vacation. Recently I've come back, and I'm impressed to see that FA is going stronger than ever. Everyone has exceeded my expectations and I no longer wake up with the dread feeling that if I don't hit a handful of buttons at exactly the correct time every day then everything will fall apart.
Happy birthday to FA, happy lazy day to Himiko. 
It's my fault FA exists. Direct your rage to me.
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
8083
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Posted - 2014.11.19 21:38:00 -
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Happy birthday FA.
Now it's only a few months away to my FA joining Birthday.
Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in!
FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
14839
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Posted - 2014.11.19 22:38:00 -
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All true.
A corporation of damnable apostates and heathen scum. Imagine a scene if you will from the heart of the Empire.
* The Empress lounging on a throne of pure Gold in the most conservative Amarrian nightwear throwing darts at a picture of Zatara. In comes a slave quivering with fear.
"What the **** HAS FA DONE THIS TIME?!"
She screams pulling out a small Arkena doll and giving it an unflattering haircut, after which she tosses it onto a pile with Sgt Kirk, Wolfica, Derrith, and Ghost Kaisar all having been shaved bald or given equally unflattering hair cuts.
"The moment passed in thunder and calamitous intent and yet no order was given to retreat or give their ground"
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
9429
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Posted - 2014.11.20 00:20:00 -
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woot pâ+a++a¦ê+ä-£a¦êa++n+ë raise your dongers pâ+a++a¦ê+ä-£a¦êa++n+ëpâ+a++a¦ê+ä-£a¦êa++n+ë
i like waffles
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Jynx'D
Heaven's Lost Property
Negative-Feedback
37
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Posted - 2014.11.20 00:22:00 -
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What Zatwata has done with FA is nothing but praise worthy. It's proof that tenacity, hope, cunning, and good friends can get you through anything.
o7 |
Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
8091
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Posted - 2014.11.20 00:23:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:All true.
A corporation of damnable apostates and heathen scum. Imagine a scene if you will from the heart of the Empire.
* The Empress lounging on a throne of pure Gold in the most conservative Amarrian nightwear throwing darts at a picture of Zatara. In comes a slave quivering with fear.
"What the **** HAS FA DONE THIS TIME?!"
She screams pulling out a small Arkena doll and giving it an unflattering haircut, after which she tosses it onto a pile with Sgt Kirk, Wolfica, Derrith, and Ghost Kaisar all having been shaved bald or given equally unflattering hair cuts.
I'm flattered that the Empress has a doll of me, and one that is intact.
All I have of her is burnt effigies.
Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in!
FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
8091
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Posted - 2014.11.20 00:23:00 -
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Jynx'D wrote:What Zatwata has done with FA is nothing but praise worthy. It's proof that tenacity, hope, cunning, and good friends can get you through anything.
o7
In the words of Zatara:
"That OP Family SWAG"
Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in!
FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
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Zatara Rought
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
4815
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Posted - 2014.11.20 01:32:00 -
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Happy Birthday to my family
Long live the herpaderps and derrith's library
B3RT > PFBHz > TEAM > MHPD > IMPS > FA
They call me ~Princess Zatata~
Skype: Zatara.Rought Twitter: @ZataraRought
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D4GG3R
Fatal Absolution
532
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Posted - 2014.11.20 02:23:00 -
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Yay, I was here when FA was fairly young.. but then I left:( but now I'm back! I probably wouldn't be any good at all if it wasn't for FA's people helping me when I was a young little clone. Happy Birthday FA:)
I'm pretty plain.
I watch anime for the boobs
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
3026
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Posted - 2014.11.20 03:48:00 -
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Indeed, it is a great day for us FA.Gs. In honor of our very first birthday, I will now go over our best quotes from fellow FA members, if I don't know what you've said, or if I forgot, then kindly bite... in a kinky way.
TTW3X: The forums are only for a bunch of pussy ass bitches who don't know how to fight. (we know, ironic)
- Dammit, I'm not Mexican!
Palatinate: Shut up Derrith, you're black.
Heavy Salvo: Who's up for Bromosexual love?!
Cracker Jacked: Suck it, Bitches!
Devin: Gawd-dangit
- Don't deny you're Mexican, TT.
Zatara: Push Charlie!
-Be more clutch!
-Yo.
-I will skullfuck whoever puts another 11 second link in the city.
-Guys I need that help on alpha.
-where's my help on alpha?
-I just got killed on alpha!
-Who just revived me in front of three heavies?!
-Stop reviving me in front of these heavies!
-Hey Himiko, can you help me be extra white?
Himiko: Some white stuff.
The infected one: My mom said I could whatever I wanted to, so I decided to be a truck.
-Hey screw you Khemlaar!
Orion Sanjeet: Giggity.
-What does it take to please an Amish woman? Two Mennonite.
Skeletor: Fgts.
-Oh my God, where are you guys?
Badgerr: Oh my Goodness, that was so hot I nearly creamed myself.
Ghost Kaisar: Oh my God, this lag!
-Guys I need some cover on the letter!
-What happened?! My shotgun/nova knife isn't working!
Moochie Cricket: Hey you're giving isk? I'll have some.
-Gallente scum, smoking their weed and banging their ugly whores.
Sgt Kirk: Calamari scum.
Arkena: My British accent is super hot.
Ghostt Shadoww: Oh my God, this FAAAAGOT DOOOODE!!
-I'm taking the money, you all can go screw yourselves!
Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p: Hey guys, this is Gav.
-Oh my God, you scrub heavy. (random swearing) scrub heavy.
-Oh God, I'm lagging so hard.
Derrith: Take your panties off.
- Oh dear God, you're the whitest guy I've ever met Princess.
- Huaaagh! Gaahh! Graaagh! Huuurrrrrrgh! Ah...ah....ah....ah.... YEAHHHHH!!! Almost died there!
- How do you survive being so white Princess?
- How do you survive being so white, Himiko?
R&B gets more kinky with every album Still rocking ADS
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
3026
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Posted - 2014.11.20 03:51:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:All true.
A corporation of damnable apostates and heathen scum. Imagine a scene if you will from the heart of the Empire.
* The Empress lounging on a throne of pure Gold in the most conservative Amarrian nightwear throwing darts at a picture of Zatara. In comes a slave quivering with fear.
"What the **** HAS FA DONE THIS TIME?!"
She screams pulling out a small Arkena doll and giving it an unflattering haircut, after which she tosses it onto a pile with Sgt Kirk, Wolfica, Derrith, and Ghost Kaisar all having been shaved bald or given equally unflattering hair cuts.
Ha! Shows what she knows! I shaved my head recently! I even considered taking a sharpie and drawing a line on the top of my head.
And why does she have a doll of me? I've been loyal to the empire, unless whipping slave mothers with whips so they'll produce whipped cream is somehow a sin. If it is, I'll defect to Caldari.
R&B gets more kinky with every album Still rocking ADS
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
8097
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Posted - 2014.11.20 04:39:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:Indeed, it is a great day for us FA.Gs. In honor of our very first birthday, I will now go over our best quotes from fellow FA members, if I don't know what you've said, or if I forgot, then kindly bite... in a kinky way.
Ghost Kaisar: Oh my God, this lag!
-Guys I need some cover on the letter!
-What happened?! My shotgun/nova knife isn't working!
What? None of my more famous quotes?
-Did anyone remember to turn off the lights in the MCC before we left?
-My god guys, I'M NOT ZATARA.
-"Whats the plan guys" Ghost: "Kill everyone. Take all the objectives"
Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in!
FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
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Wolfica
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
745
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Posted - 2014.11.20 05:07:00 -
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ghost you dont sound like zatara
also Derrith i havent laughed that hard for a long time
"Look what I destroyed in 2 days" -Kane spero
Look what we destroyed in 2 hours
Owner of TLoDT, Director in FA
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Her Chosen
Grade No.2
50
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Posted - 2014.11.20 05:15:00 -
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When is Last of DusT's birthday might I ask? |
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Wolfica
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
745
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Posted - 2014.11.20 05:24:00 -
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a few months
"Look what I destroyed in 2 days" -Kane spero
Look what we destroyed in 2 hours
Owner of TLoDT, Director in FA
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Zatara Rought
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
4821
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Posted - 2014.11.20 05:25:00 -
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Derrith that is so awesome.
You gave me hot flashes.
B3RT > PFBHz > TEAM > MHPD > IMPS > FA
They call me ~Princess Zatata~
Skype: Zatara.Rought Twitter: @ZataraRought
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Jacques Cayton II
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1120
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Posted - 2014.11.20 06:05:00 -
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I love carpet.
**** lamp that dirty cheater
We fight for the future of the State not our
personal goals
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Zatara Rought
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
4825
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Posted - 2014.11.20 11:46:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:Indeed, it is a great day for us FA.Gs. In honor of our very first birthday, I will now go over our best quotes from fellow FA members, if I don't know what you've said, or if I forgot, then kindly bite... in a kinky way.
TTW3X: The forums are only for a bunch of pussy ass bitches who don't know how to fight. (we know, ironic)
- Dammit, I'm not Mexican!
Palatinate: Shut up Derrith, you're black.
Heavy Salvo: Who's up for Bromosexual love?!
Cracker Jacked: Suck it, Bitches!
Devin: Gawd-dangit
- Don't deny you're Mexican, TT.
Zatara: Push Charlie!
-Be more clutch!
-Yo.
-I will skullfuck whoever puts another 11 second link in the city.
-Guys I need that help on alpha.
-where's my help on alpha?
-I just got killed on alpha!
-Who just revived me in front of three heavies?!
-Stop reviving me in front of these heavies!
-Hey Himiko, can you help me be extra white?
Himiko: Some white stuff.
The infected one: My mom said I could whatever I wanted to, so I decided to be a truck.
-Hey screw you Khemlaar!
Orion Sanjeet: Giggity.
-What does it take to please an Amish woman? Two Mennonite.
Skeletor: Fgts.
-Oh my God, where are you guys?
Badgerr: Oh my Goodness, that was so hot I nearly creamed myself.
Ghost Kaisar: Oh my God, this lag!
-Guys I need some cover on the letter!
-What happened?! My shotgun/nova knife isn't working!
Moochie Cricket: Hey you're giving isk? I'll have some.
-Gallente scum, smoking their weed and banging their ugly whores.
Sgt Kirk: Calamari scum.
Arkena: My British accent is super hot.
Ghostt Shadoww: Oh my God, this FAAAAGOT DOOOODE!!
-I'm taking the money, you all can go screw yourselves!
Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p: Hey guys, this is Gav.
-Oh my God, you scrub heavy. (random swearing) scrub heavy.
-Oh God, I'm lagging so hard.
Derrith: Take your panties off.
- Oh dear God, you're the whitest guy I've ever met Princess.
- Huaaagh! Gaahh! Graaagh! Huuurrrrrrgh! Ah...ah....ah....ah.... YEAHHHHH!!! Almost died there!
- How do you survive being so white Princess?
- How do you survive being so white, Himiko?
Man, this needs to be like...saved for future generations.
B3RT > PFBHz > TEAM > MHPD > IMPS > FA
They call me ~Princess Zatata~
Skype: Zatara.Rought Twitter: @ZataraRought
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DaNizzle4shizle
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
1006
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Posted - 2014.11.20 15:22:00 -
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Happy Birthday scrublets <3
Desire means never quit.
LvL 1 Forum Warrior.
If it makes no sense in your head, it should make sense to me.
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Skeletor Voltron
61
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Posted - 2014.11.20 16:13:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:Indeed, it is a great day for us FA.Gs. In honor of our very first birthday, I will now go over our best quotes from fellow FA members, if I don't know what you've said, or if I forgot, then kindly bite... in a kinky way.
TTW3X: The forums are only for a bunch of pussy ass bitches who don't know how to fight. (we know, ironic)
- Dammit, I'm not Mexican!
Palatinate: Shut up Derrith, you're black.
Heavy Salvo: Who's up for Bromosexual love?!
Cracker Jacked: Suck it, Bitches!
Devin: Gawd-dangit
- Don't deny you're Mexican, TT.
Zatara: Push Charlie!
-Be more clutch!
-Yo.
-I will skullfuck whoever puts another 11 second link in the city.
-Guys I need that help on alpha.
-where's my help on alpha?
-I just got killed on alpha!
-Who just revived me in front of three heavies?!
-Stop reviving me in front of these heavies!
-Hey Himiko, can you help me be extra white?
Himiko: Some white stuff.
The infected one: My mom said I could whatever I wanted to, so I decided to be a truck.
-Hey screw you Khemlaar!
Orion Sanjeet: Giggity.
-What does it take to please an Amish woman? Two Mennonite.
Skeletor: Fgts.
-Oh my God, where are you guys?
Badgerr: Oh my Goodness, that was so hot I nearly creamed myself.
Ghost Kaisar: Oh my God, this lag!
-Guys I need some cover on the letter!
-What happened?! My shotgun/nova knife isn't working!
Moochie Cricket: Hey you're giving isk? I'll have some.
-Gallente scum, smoking their weed and banging their ugly whores.
Sgt Kirk: Calamari scum.
Arkena: My British accent is super hot.
Ghostt Shadoww: Oh my God, this FAAAAGOT DOOOODE!!
-I'm taking the money, you all can go screw yourselves!
Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p: Hey guys, this is Gav.
-Oh my God, you scrub heavy. (random swearing) scrub heavy.
-Oh God, I'm lagging so hard.
Derrith: Take your panties off.
- Oh dear God, you're the whitest guy I've ever met Princess.
- Huaaagh! Gaahh! Graaagh! Huuurrrrrrgh! Ah...ah....ah....ah.... YEAHHHHH!!! Almost died there!
- How do you survive being so white Princess?
- How do you survive being so white, Himiko?
Fgt..
FA's daddy bear
Forever Faabulous
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
8113
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Posted - 2014.11.20 16:33:00 -
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Skeletor Voltron wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:The huge list which will go down in infamy
Fgt..
He forgot Mythtanker
-CCP Awox Approves
-brah
-Brah.
-BRAH.
Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in!
FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
3032
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Posted - 2014.11.20 17:49:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Skeletor Voltron wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:The huge list which will go down in infamy
Fgt.. He forgot Mythtanker -CCP Awox Approves -brah -Brah. -BRAH.
Oh GOD!! How could I forget that?!
Btw, it's Bruh!
R&B gets more kinky with every album Still rocking ADS
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Negative-Feedback
13838
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Posted - 2014.11.20 18:02:00 -
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Happy Birthday.
The 1st Matari Commando
-HAND
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Dengru
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
487
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Posted - 2014.11.20 21:16:00 -
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I Haven't played much, but great guys. Personalities meshed very. I've always thought was cool how half of us came with established reputations and the other, largely out of nowhere, but everyone still thrived. Very unpretentious, very cool.
True Adamance wrote:All true.
A corporation of damnable apostates and heathen scum. Imagine a scene if you will from the heart of the Empire.
Why did you never join :( we had pukekos
(>^_^)><(^.^<)
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