Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2014.11.20 03:48:00 -
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Indeed, it is a great day for us FA.Gs. In honor of our very first birthday, I will now go over our best quotes from fellow FA members, if I don't know what you've said, or if I forgot, then kindly bite... in a kinky way.
TTW3X: The forums are only for a bunch of pussy ass bitches who don't know how to fight. (we know, ironic)
- Dammit, I'm not Mexican!
Palatinate: Shut up Derrith, you're black.
Heavy Salvo: Who's up for Bromosexual love?!
Cracker Jacked: Suck it, Bitches!
Devin: Gawd-dangit
- Don't deny you're Mexican, TT.
Zatara: Push Charlie!
-Be more clutch!
-Yo.
-I will skullfuck whoever puts another 11 second link in the city.
-Guys I need that help on alpha.
-where's my help on alpha?
-I just got killed on alpha!
-Who just revived me in front of three heavies?!
-Stop reviving me in front of these heavies!
-Hey Himiko, can you help me be extra white?
Himiko: Some white stuff.
The infected one: My mom said I could whatever I wanted to, so I decided to be a truck.
-Hey screw you Khemlaar!
Orion Sanjeet: Giggity.
-What does it take to please an Amish woman? Two Mennonite.
Skeletor: Fgts.
-Oh my God, where are you guys?
Badgerr: Oh my Goodness, that was so hot I nearly creamed myself.
Ghost Kaisar: Oh my God, this lag!
-Guys I need some cover on the letter!
-What happened?! My shotgun/nova knife isn't working!
Moochie Cricket: Hey you're giving isk? I'll have some.
-Gallente scum, smoking their weed and banging their ugly whores.
Sgt Kirk: Calamari scum.
Arkena: My British accent is super hot.
Ghostt Shadoww: Oh my God, this FAAAAGOT DOOOODE!!
-I'm taking the money, you all can go screw yourselves!
Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p: Hey guys, this is Gav.
-Oh my God, you scrub heavy. (random swearing) scrub heavy.
-Oh God, I'm lagging so hard.
Derrith: Take your panties off.
- Oh dear God, you're the whitest guy I've ever met Princess.
- Huaaagh! Gaahh! Graaagh! Huuurrrrrrgh! Ah...ah....ah....ah.... YEAHHHHH!!! Almost died there!
- How do you survive being so white Princess?
- How do you survive being so white, Himiko?
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2014.11.20 03:51:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:All true.
A corporation of damnable apostates and heathen scum. Imagine a scene if you will from the heart of the Empire.
* The Empress lounging on a throne of pure Gold in the most conservative Amarrian nightwear throwing darts at a picture of Zatara. In comes a slave quivering with fear.
"What the **** HAS FA DONE THIS TIME?!"
She screams pulling out a small Arkena doll and giving it an unflattering haircut, after which she tosses it onto a pile with Sgt Kirk, Wolfica, Derrith, and Ghost Kaisar all having been shaved bald or given equally unflattering hair cuts.
Ha! Shows what she knows! I shaved my head recently! I even considered taking a sharpie and drawing a line on the top of my head.
And why does she have a doll of me? I've been loyal to the empire, unless whipping slave mothers with whips so they'll produce whipped cream is somehow a sin. If it is, I'll defect to Caldari.
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