DUST Search - OMG WTF Caldari are ROFLSTOMPING Gallente in FW!

Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:

Fizzer XCIV wrote:

Moochie Cricket wrote:

Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:

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I'm not sure squids like sun. They tend to shrivel up if left out in it too long.

I don't know why you think calling us squids would be considered an insult. They are pretty badass creatures.

I never really got this either...
Squids are very cool animals.
The fact that they have remained relatively unchanged for hundreds of millions of years it a testament to their efficiency and design. Kinda like sharks in this regard. Humboldt Suids in particular are efficient predators, comparable to wolves in that they hunt in coordinated groups that communicate to achieve their goals.

They are also pretty smart. Not as smart as an octopus, but pretty smart. A lot smarter than most people would think they are.

Squid just isn't a very good insult. Its like calling your enemies "wolves" or "bears" as an insult. The opposite effect of the intended affect is achieved because its more of a compliment really.

We're not calling them squids as an insult, we're calling them squids because they're squids. Straight

Caldari + Amarr = Calamari = Squid.
Simple!

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Lynn Beck Delta Vanguard 6 2231	Posted - 2014.11.13 20:45:00 - [31] - Quote Moochie Cricket wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Roy Ventus wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Confirming we are ~~looking greatly forward to~~ terrified of more ~~fodder~~ elite warriors on the Caldari side. They deserve their time in the sun . I'm not sure squids like sun. They tend to shrivel up if left out in it too long. I don't know why you think calling us squids would be considered an insult. They are pretty badass creatures. Yes. They are. General John Ripper -BAM! I'm Emeril Lagasse. This message was approved by the 'Nobody Loved You' Foundation
Haerr Dead Man's Game RUST415 1885	Posted - 2014.11.13 20:54:00 - [32] - Quote Gallente keeps losing, Caldari keeps winning! Caldari now controls over 33% of the districts in FW! Everyone is welcomed to join in and beat down on the Gallente! Easy Caldari LP, queue now!
sir RAVEN WING Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 193	Posted - 2014.11.13 20:56:00 - [33] - Quote Haerr wrote: Gallente keeps losing, Caldari keeps winning! Caldari now controls over 33% of the districts in FW! Everyone is welcomed to join in and beat down on the Gallente! Easy Caldari LP, queue now! Will try to be on the field tonight, beating the Gallente into the havens of evil they call home! May the winds guide us to victory! *For The State!*
PLAYSTTION GamersForChrist 313	Posted - 2014.11.13 20:58:00 - [34] - Quote You are Gallente, so either have a disorder which leads you to believe that the Caldari somehow have some sort of advantage over the Gallente or you are guilty of treason and shall be publicly excited after watching the state burn in plasma. Gallente Assault-Caldari Logistics `- Open Beta Vet - 31mil sp - - Join the LFSquad chat -`
Moochie Cricket Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 818	Posted - 2014.11.13 21:00:00 - [35] - Quote *** elongation has been observed in the deep water species Onykia ingens; when erect, the * may be as long as the mantle, head and arms combined. As such, deep water squid have the greatest known * length relative to body size of all mobile animals, second in the entire animal kingdom only to certain sessile barnacles. Edit: *** = PEN1S GLORY TO THE STATE
sir RAVEN WING Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 194	Posted - 2014.11.13 21:14:00 - [36] - Quote PLAYSTTION wrote: You are Gallente, so either have a disorder which leads you to believe that the Caldari somehow have some sort of advantage over the Gallente or you are guilty of treason and shall be publicly excited after watching the state burn in plasma. He will stand with his brothers in arms when the Gallente fall! That's right you will fall because tyranny shall always fall in the end, for greed comes from tyranny and greed starves the ones who can not satisfy it! The State's forces are guided by the winds, how can we lose with the winds guiding us? *For The State!*
sabre prime Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 803	Posted - 2014.11.13 21:20:00 - [37] - Quote CCP should give an option to change our character's race if we so wish. It would make reading the OP's comments and looking at their avatar picture much less confusing in threads like these. The slow blade penetrates the shield.
PLAYSTTION GamersForChrist 314	Posted - 2014.11.13 21:29:00 - [38] - Quote sir RAVEN WING wrote: PLAYSTTION wrote: You are Gallente, so either have a disorder which leads you to believe that the Caldari somehow have some sort of advantage over the Gallente or you are guilty of treason and shall be publicly excited after watching the state burn in plasma. He will stand with his brothers in arms when the Gallente fall! That's right you will fall because tyranny shall always fall in the end, for greed comes from tyranny and greed starves the ones who can not satisfy it! The State's forces are guided by the winds, how can we lose with the winds guiding us? Your right, tyranny must fall, DOWN WITH THE STATE! Gallente Assault-Caldari Logistics `- Open Beta Vet - 31mil sp - - Join the LFSquad chat -`
sir RAVEN WING Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 197	Posted - 2014.11.13 21:36:00 - [39] - Quote PLAYSTTION wrote: sir RAVEN WING wrote: PLAYSTTION wrote: You are Gallente, so either have a disorder which leads you to believe that the Caldari somehow have some sort of advantage over the Gallente or you are guilty of treason and shall be publicly excited after watching the state burn in plasma. He will stand with his brothers in arms when the Gallente fall! That's right you will fall because tyranny shall always fall in the end, for greed comes from tyranny and greed starves the ones who can not satisfy it! The State's forces are guided by the winds, how can we lose with the winds guiding us? Your right, tyranny must fall, DOWN WITH THE STATE! You follow blindly, why have you not opened your eyes and saw what caused us to be who we are today? Do you believe that the federation gives you freedom too? *For The State!*
Ghost Kaisar Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 7732	Posted - 2014.11.13 21:38:00 - [40] - Quote lolwut I'll believe this when Kirk admits it. Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in! FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
Fizzer XCIV Heaven's Lost Property 1047	Posted - 2014.11.13 21:45:00 - [41] - Quote Moochie Cricket wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: [ I'm not sure squids like sun. They tend to shrivel up if left out in it too long. I don't know why you think calling us squids would be considered an insult. They are pretty badass creatures. I never really got this either... Squids are very cool animals. The fact that they have remained relatively unchanged for hundreds of millions of years it a testament to their efficiency and design. Kinda like sharks in this regard. Humboldt Suids in particular are efficient predators, comparable to wolves in that they hunt in coordinated groups that communicate to achieve their goals. They are also pretty smart. Not as smart as an octopus, but pretty smart. A lot smarter than most people would think they are. Squid just isn't a very good insult. Its like calling your enemies "wolves" or "bears" as an insult. The opposite effect of the intended affect is achieved because its more of a compliment really. Please, make my Opus pretty...
sir RAVEN WING Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 197	Posted - 2014.11.13 21:50:00 - [42] - Quote If we hit 40% someone please tell me. *For The State!*
Arkena Wyrnspire Fatal Absolution 19047	Posted - 2014.11.13 22:11:00 - [43] - Quote Fizzer XCIV wrote: Moochie Cricket wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: [ I'm not sure squids like sun. They tend to shrivel up if left out in it too long. I don't know why you think calling us squids would be considered an insult. They are pretty badass creatures. I never really got this either... Squids are very cool animals. The fact that they have remained relatively unchanged for hundreds of millions of years it a testament to their efficiency and design. Kinda like sharks in this regard. Humboldt Suids in particular are efficient predators, comparable to wolves in that they hunt in coordinated groups that communicate to achieve their goals. They are also pretty smart. Not as smart as an octopus, but pretty smart. A lot smarter than most people would think they are. Squid just isn't a very good insult. Its like calling your enemies "wolves" or "bears" as an insult. The opposite effect of the intended affect is achieved because its more of a compliment really. We're not calling them squids as an insult, we're calling them squids because they're squids. Caldari + Amarr = Calamari = Squid. Simple! You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake. Currently challenging CCP Rattati for the queef
Sir Petersen D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 1055	Posted - 2014.11.13 22:16:00 - [44] - Quote How to cook squid
sir RAVEN WING Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 198	Posted - 2014.11.13 22:18:00 - [45] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Fizzer XCIV wrote: Moochie Cricket wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: [ I'm not sure squids like sun. They tend to shrivel up if left out in it too long. I don't know why you think calling us squids would be considered an insult. They are pretty badass creatures. I never really got this either... Squids are very cool animals. The fact that they have remained relatively unchanged for hundreds of millions of years it a testament to their efficiency and design. Kinda like sharks in this regard. Humboldt Suids in particular are efficient predators, comparable to wolves in that they hunt in coordinated groups that communicate to achieve their goals. They are also pretty smart. Not as smart as an octopus, but pretty smart. A lot smarter than most people would think they are. Squid just isn't a very good insult. Its like calling your enemies "wolves" or "bears" as an insult. The opposite effect of the intended affect is achieved because its more of a compliment really. We're not calling them squids as an insult, we're calling them squids because they're squids. Caldari + Amarr = Calamari = Squid. Simple! Oh I thought it was our armor's color (Which makes me picture a squid) Well thanks for clearing that up! And if that's the case why haven't any amarr been called squid? *For The State!*
Sergamon Draco Rautaleijona 528	Posted - 2014.11.13 22:18:00 - [46] - Quote Haerr wrote: Proud Statesmen join in on STOMPING the living crap out of those hypocritical hedonists! Gallente just keeps losing and losing. All are welcomed to join the Caldari, together we will stomp the Gallente into the ground! Fck the kdr,i`m going in
Operative 1174 Uuali The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 67	Posted - 2014.11.13 22:18:00 - [47] - Quote What channel to join for this? I'm better than laser focused; I'm hybrid focused.
sir RAVEN WING Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 198	Posted - 2014.11.13 22:21:00 - [48] - Quote Sergamon Draco wrote: Haerr wrote: Proud Statesmen join in on STOMPING the living crap out of those hypocritical hedonists! Gallente just keeps losing and losing. All are welcomed to join the Caldari, together we will stomp the Gallente into the ground! This man is speechless! *For The State!*
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 14573	Posted - 2014.11.13 22:29:00 - [49] - Quote Sgt Kirk wrote: Weren't all the PC corps on the Caldari side anyway? NS, most of FA, Molon Labe and Cap Aq. Vengeance unbound Most of General Tso's really. OH, and a lot of War Raves although they don't care about FW. In a matter of fact it's most of the Independent corps that don't want to hide in a blue donut or non PC corps that are on the Gallente Side. And I just won four matches in a row in Gallente FW with a fleet in space giving us OB support. I'm not sure where this is comming from but I assume it's forum propaganda Nope if I remember correctly FA was Min/Gal, Warravens Min/Cal, Nyain Cal/Amarr, Tso's Min, etc. "HeGÇÖs sorry. ThatGÇÖs his sorry faceGÇª. Just keep quiet for now and maybe you'll get through this." -Kador Ouryon
Meeko Fent Kirkinen Risk Control Caldari State 2085	Posted - 2014.11.13 22:29:00 - [50] - Quote Huh. Maybe I'll log on later and win more for the state. Because you wanted to be something you're not.
Alena Ventrallis Vengeance Unbound RISE of LEGION 2157	Posted - 2014.11.13 22:31:00 - [51] - Quote Z Platoon is on the warpath. Caldari Prime will be liberated. For the State. Proof that Rattati/CCP do listen to the playerbase.
hfderrtgvcd 1155	Posted - 2014.11.13 22:56:00 - [52] - Quote just hit 40%. I'm on a 7 game winning streak. What happened? You can't fight in here! This is the war room.
Sgt Kirk Fatal Absolution 8412	Posted - 2014.11.13 23:11:00 - [53] - Quote For those who do not know Haerr is actually a Gallente FW player but is tired of getting easy matches so he made this thread to light a spark in the Caldari's asses. CCP holds the Caldari's hand so this doesn't happen again.
Ghost Kaisar Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 7746	Posted - 2014.11.13 23:12:00 - [54] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Sgt Kirk wrote: Weren't all the PC corps on the Caldari side anyway? NS, most of FA, Molon Labe and Cap Aq. Vengeance unbound Most of General Tso's really. OH, and a lot of War Raves although they don't care about FW. In a matter of fact it's most of the Independent corps that don't want to hide in a blue donut or non PC corps that are on the Gallente Side. And I just won four matches in a row in Gallente FW with a fleet in space giving us OB support. I'm not sure where this is comming from but I assume it's forum propaganda Nope if I remember correctly FA was Min/Gal, Warravens Min/Cal, Nyain Cal/Amarr, Tso's Min, etc. FA has a bit of everyone. Kirk and Ark are Gal Moochie and Cayton are Cal Devin and Groove and Amarr Myself and Infected are Minmatar I'm sure that there are lots more, but FA is a blend of all factions, which makes corp chat hilarious at times. Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in! FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
Sgt Kirk Fatal Absolution 8412	Posted - 2014.11.13 23:13:00 - [55] - Quote Ghost Kaisar wrote: True Adamance wrote: Sgt Kirk wrote: Weren't all the PC corps on the Caldari side anyway? NS, most of FA, Molon Labe and Cap Aq. Vengeance unbound Most of General Tso's really. OH, and a lot of War Raves although they don't care about FW. In a matter of fact it's most of the Independent corps that don't want to hide in a blue donut or non PC corps that are on the Gallente Side. And I just won four matches in a row in Gallente FW with a fleet in space giving us OB support. I'm not sure where this is comming from but I assume it's forum propaganda Nope if I remember correctly FA was Min/Gal, Warravens Min/Cal, Nyain Cal/Amarr, Tso's Min, etc. FA has a bit of everyone. Kirk and Ark are Gal Moochie, Mexxx and Cayton are Scrubs Devin and Groove and Amarr Myself and Infected are Minmatar I'm sure that there are lots more, but FA is a blend of all factions, which makes corp chat hilarious at times. Shush. Let them think FA are mostly Caldari. CCP holds the Caldari's hand so this doesn't happen again.
Arkena Wyrnspire Fatal Absolution 19055	Posted - 2014.11.13 23:14:00 - [56] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Nope if I remember correctly FA was Min/Gal, Warravens Min/Cal, Nyain Cal/Amarr, Tso's Min, etc. You don't remember correctly. As a member of FA, I can tell you that a great number of people play Amarr/Caldari FW. Mexxx comes to mind as an ardent Caldari supporter, and I've been accidentally dragged into Caldari matches many times. I've also farmed a fair bit of Amarr with them, but I don't mind playing that. You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake. Currently challenging CCP Rattati for the queef
Imp Smash Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 379	Posted - 2014.11.14 00:38:00 - [57] - Quote Haerr wrote: Proud Statesmen join in on STOMPING the living crap out of those hypocritical hedonists! Gallente just keeps losing and losing. All are welcomed to join the Caldari, together we will stomp the Gallente into the ground! I like how you have a Gallente avatar....
Haerr Dead Man's Game RUST415 1899	Posted - 2014.11.14 00:41:00 - [58] - Quote Imp Smash wrote: Haerr wrote: Proud Statesmen join in on STOMPING the living crap out of those hypocritical hedonists! Gallente just keeps losing and losing. All are welcomed to join the Caldari, together we will stomp the Gallente into the ground! I like how you have a Gallente avatar.... Oh I can't help that since I made my clone back when choice of race was tied to choice of class, I picked scout (or arbiter rather) so I ended up with a Gallente portrait! :/
Imp Smash Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 379	Posted - 2014.11.14 00:41:00 - [59] - Quote Ghost Kaisar wrote: True Adamance wrote: Sgt Kirk wrote: Weren't all the PC corps on the Caldari side anyway? NS, most of FA, Molon Labe and Cap Aq. Vengeance unbound Most of General Tso's really. OH, and a lot of War Raves although they don't care about FW. In a matter of fact it's most of the Independent corps that don't want to hide in a blue donut or non PC corps that are on the Gallente Side. And I just won four matches in a row in Gallente FW with a fleet in space giving us OB support. I'm not sure where this is comming from but I assume it's forum propaganda Nope if I remember correctly FA was Min/Gal, Warravens Min/Cal, Nyain Cal/Amarr, Tso's Min, etc. FA has a bit of everyone. Kirk and Ark are Gal Moochie and Cayton are Cal Devin and Groove and Amarr Myself and Infected are Minmatar I'm sure that there are lots more, but FA is a blend of all factions, which makes corp chat hilarious at times. Seems to me whenever we Q up for factional we rotate factions. Just go down the list! Factional smorgasbord here!!!
Michael Arck 6042	Posted - 2014.11.14 00:44:00 - [60] - Quote Say what?? o7 Good stuff indeed sir! Archistrategos / The 7th Prime / Selah *Where the fear has gone there will be nothing....only I will remain

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