EMAIL me I want to show off my big ass 5,000 sqf home with my sexy ass sister you all droll over and my new whip so you can be a true hatter....lmao

Bro I'm underage and I'm going to sue you for every last panty dropper you have.

I already have lawyers on it now, prepare to be panty dropper-less.

*looks around*

Nobody?

*looks at cold bbq*

**** it, I'm hungry

*fires up bbq*

any other theories?

lolCP

Well, that was quick. Really on the ball this time, Dust.

*throws ribs on the BBQ*

Don't burn those.

@Roman you say your kicking Bloodline out of PC because of Espeons **** talking but we all know that its a personal feud. So you could brag about how you have the better half of ERA. Oh and calling teams now: Molon, Nyain and FA vs Cap Acq but then it turns out Cap Acq has a god team and fucks em all up, any other theories?

any other theories?

@Roman you say your kicking Bloodline out of PC because of Espeons **** talking but we all know that its a personal feud. So you could brag about how you have the better half of ERA. Oh and calling teams now: Molon, Nyain and FA vs Cap Acq but then it turns out Cap Acq has a god team and fucks em all up, any other theories?

As Derrith moves slowly to lock lips with the insatiable Shepard commander, he feels a strange feeling in his gut. He stops just 1/2 an inch from Shepard.

Shepard: Derrith Senpai, what's wrong?

Derrith: I don't know. Sorry, I guess I was just imagining things.

As Derrith is about to steal Shepard's first kiss, Hakyou bursts in the room.

Hakyou: Shepard, dear I'm home... You degenerate!! Taking advantage of a sweet innocent thing like that!

Derrith: Wait, you have it wrong! We're in love!

Hakyou: Yeah, that's exactly what Devin said to Ace before my baby got pregnant by him!! Who are you, some friend of his? He couldn't woo Shepard, so he sent you to get it done?

Derrith: No, I am a noble paladin. I would never do such a horrid thing, even though Dev and I are quite close as knights of the Princess.

Hakyou: And you'll never get an opportunity to do so either. Prepare to die!

As Hakyou unleashes his hidden power on the noble Paladin, Derrith is knocked to the ground. As our noble paladin struggles to get back up, he is thrust back to the ground by a mysterious sound coming from Hakyou.

Derrith screams in agony as Hakyou laughs maniacally. In a last ditch effort to escape, Derrith reaches into his pocket and pulls out a panty shaped speaker.

Derrith: May the panties guide me.

With one last desperate attempt for escape, Derrith throws the panties into the air, releasing the sound within. Hak reels back in pain, allow our noble hero to run outside, where he heard a sound to the effect of weiners fapping. He looks up and sees a helicopter with genitals in place of the blades.

Derrith: Badgerr and the gang!

A sticky white rope is thrown down for Derrith.

Skeletor: Get in, Fgt!

Our noble paladin braved the perilous rope and made it to the weiner-chopper. As Hak runs outside, he shouts something to our perverted heroes.

Hakyou: You'll never get away with this! Nobody bangs my daughters but me! And tell that scum Devin he owes Ace child support, he's two months late!

Devin: Bullcrap! That ugly thing isn't mine!

Ghostt: I'm selling dime bags, bro! #cali4lyfe!!

As our heroes fly away, Derrith is approached by the fair princess.

Princess: Oh, noble paladin! How worried I and Badgerr were about you. Did you at least obtain what we were looking for?

As Derrith was about to answer his fair Princess, he noticed the rope he climbed up was connected to Zatata, and was going back inside her. The camera changes to show the penis-copter flying off into the sunset. Vomit can be seen exiting the right side.


So there you have it folks, why we're in some weird forum war with these guys. Because we're behind on child support WHICH WE DON'T OWE!

John , hak, ace

I play this free game because it's awesome. Did you forget I have destiny and the expansion. But dust 514 free game is better...

Besides don't you know I'm learning how to be a rich man. And anything free is a good thing it's how you stay wealthy.

I gave you guys my email. Please feel free to email me im still waiting to show off my parents house (I get when they die) yes we all live together im ex navy of 15 years and I miss my family and our parents are old and have a huge house so yeah...Spanish people live together and take care of there old

But you guys were my first dust friends back in the day. And all you guys know I wash the old man, I feed the old man, i walk the old man....

Damn right I do cuz one day all this sh!t going to be mine when they die. Not that the reason why I'm doing it. I'm doing it cuz I'm Spanish and we take care of our old. And we ride 13 deep in a corolla cuz we like to save gas and car pool. Always a party

John...you making me mad....how???.cuz I said please email so I can show you my new M5 and my Forrest...that means I'm mad.....lmao

Um so let me get this straight....the other day we were suppose to Corp Battle and I missed it. Turns out the battle went from early, to late, to early again. Switched so many times I missed out.

But I heard you guys lost by a land slide. And still you all try so hard to Meta

EMAIL me I want to show off my big ass 5,000 sqf home with my sexy ass sister you all droll over and my new whip so you can be a true hatter....lmao

Lmao....15 years navy, I get a check for the rest of my life. I have my Forrest and my awesome family. But I already posted all these pics before. Nothing new to you...

but guess u guys like looking at them and my sexy arse



And yes I know I live in my parents house....sssuuurrreeeee dddddooooooooooo ....but honestly let's get real...im 34 it's my house now. My parents in the way out the door. No I'm not cruel just facts of life it's reality....soorrryyyyy my family well off and I can sit here and be handed sh!t....not like I didn't serve my country and become a man. We're you small men to busy yapping at the mouth. Always getting your arse kicked.....

And yet you all still talk crap...

Have you no shame...you guys got beat in the past present and future...let's be 100% real here.

.see I did something with my life now I can sit here and troll you fine people. But what's all your excuses. Do you not have school,jobs,a life....hummmmmm drug dealers and losers is what I see. But hey money does grow on trees now. Hope you doing it legal. It's called "CareGiver card" hint hint.. Stop selling on the street that's against the law lmao....

All you guys suck and it bothers you that me and my corp number one and I helped in that. And I was there to bring the mighty AE and everyone else down. Now all you guys are butt hurt. You have tried with lies to get FA to throw me out...and now all you see is FA fucing me like the gay lovers we are.

Crazy knows Crazy...maybe that's why they (FA) love me :-)

And I was there to bring the mighty AE and everyone else down.

Ghost Kaisar and probably 70% of your corp think you're a ******* nutcase, and when I brought over all the OG GAM members, Skeletor was completely willing to kick you, until others intervened.

And I don't care about your military background, thanks for serving the country, but you're not helping **** anymore but leeching off of your parents and waiting until they die.

You're still a loser, a bad player and I WAS NOT THERE FOR THAT CORP BATTLE. I've heard nothing of the sort.

and unless he does something unforgivable, he's here to stay.

please email so I can show you my Forrest...

EMAIL me I want to show off my big ass... with my sexy ass sister you all droll over...

I have my Forrest But I already posted all these pics before. Nothing new to you... but guess u guys like looking at my sexy arse

Lol right I killed ******. You see I can say nonsense too :)
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