John ShepardIII wrote

John ShepardIII wrote

Family?! I thought we were gay lovers...

Well, this is me going LFC. No homo, no Derrith.

Zatara ...will I get ban if I put pics of my legal medical ********* pic up?


John sheep........so your answer is no again puss boy?

Mr let's make it 100 mill per person pay it to Hawk.

Well Mr Ps4 you seem to be on Dust everyday lately.

What's your excuse now....and like you said...im not sh!t...

So then why won't you fight us under YOUR own terms. I'm so confused

Wow I can't post Mary jane it made stars....well guess that answers that question....email me I'll email you a pic of me in my Forrest :-)

[email protected]

Oh and I just bought an M5 I'll send you that to...I'll make a sign saying Fuc you john stay in school you can be like me....I'll hold the sign in my beautiful 2014 BMW M5 and maybe one day you can be like me bud....

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so what you are saying is.... Zatara is the new Kain Spero?

and fix the goddamn quotes. I come here for lols not to decipher your drivel.

also I need to say more I'm17 ;) and yes I did agree to your challenge but then I got a PS4 and I don't log on much and when I do it's usually just for a PC so i don't care about this game enough. And why did you ask me to do a corp battle??? Im not even a director you should have asked Sheperd grey you know because he's CEO. And about following AE I joined them before they had a district and just wanted to help fight against TP (your welcome) and GAM the only reason it fell apart was because I quit dust for a month. Also PE why do you make it seem bad for trying to help a friend out with his corp.
But then again what do I know? I'm only 17 and your around 34 who lives with his sister and has been saying for the past year that you are going to move to Cali to sell weed and become a millionaire. And NOW I'm going to talk about FA do I like FA not really but I like a few people in FA like Derrith and all the GAM guys in there that are now half of your A team. I trained y'all well :D

Sry for not making this paragraph cleaner.

so what you are saying is.... Zatara is the new Kain Spero?

and fix the goddamn quotes. I come here for lols not to decipher your drivel.

Started at the Bottom now we Here....ahhhh hahahahahaha

AE,ERA, land is ours...and now For Free and FREE protection...to a fighting 16 please check out Hawkin P thread... Aedtide 6 it's your way into PC for free to a deserving fighting 16+


No old school PFC Mafia Bull crap....

So yeah!!! Robin Hood B!tch


Ps....I'm the dumbarse coat tails that you following...AE....gone PE gone...old GAM gone.....and now you in our alliance....lmao....wow have you no shame sir...oh wait you only 16 you have no idea what I even said or mean...my bad

What I'm trying to say as an old man talking to a little boy. Are you not tired of being my Toe Jam?

Did I not challange you to 100 mill battle ...Corp battle style....and you open your mouth and said "let's make it 100 mill per person payable to HAWK...you said this all in alliance chat in front of everyone. So I said give me 24 hours have to talk to leadership. You and Shepard Grey and Ace Boone and Hak all said you waiting. So I spoke to leadership. The BatPhone was dusted off. I came to you and Shepard Grey and advised that I have old FA (since ACe Booney said he getting Kujo and soul and so many people that hate my arse to come back for the battle) and we would like to settle on 50-75 mill per person payable to Hawk like you advised.

And what happen....hummmmmm

But now you say I'm a no body and always will be nothing... Question....

Then why are you scared of this no body and his no body minions....


Come Get Some!!!!

Put up or shut up seriously ....enough already ...take my challange (this goes to all you punks. you know who you are) or Bow Down


You pick o7

Lol, Ghostt https://soundcloud.com/mudluck45. If you can afford a brand new BMW, why in the hell are you playing a F2P game on a dated console, living with your family and only using one TV?

Anyways, we'll take you up on your offer. We could most likely field all CAP and beat you, but instead, we'll field whoever we want. You're an idiot, but I'll stoop to your level.

No Ace, please. Wait till I come back, Friday-Monday I should be back.

Hak, I need an A-team, I'm not sure if you'll make the cut

No god damn way.

If anyone wants a district...they are free.

All you need to do is have a team interested in PC and it's yours.

Since I've been back we've dropped like 5% and I intend to keep giving.

Christmas is here people.

I do not want FA to be or act like OH/AE/TP/ERA/or any other corp you considered the top dogs.

Although currently...there cannot be a top dog in PC until the cloak bullshit stops and the hmg gets nerfed along with re's.

Cloak needs a 3 second delay to fire and a 3 second delay after certain actions like firing before you can recloak.

They need to fix the god damn bugged decloak sound...and they need to fix the whole "if sounds are behind you they don't register" bullshit.

The framerate was something that everyone sucked it up and worked with...and we can do things to limit it...but the bullshit meta at this point is more broke than ever before.

Bring back 1.7 with certain key fixes and change the maps while the CPM pushes for a revamped PC.

That's what i say.

As Derrith moves slowly to lock lips with the insatiable Shepard commander, he feels a strange feeling in his gut. He stops just 1/2 an inch from Shepard.

Shepard: Derrith Senpai, what's wrong?

Derrith: I don't know. Sorry, I guess I was just imagining things.

As Derrith is about to steal Shepard's first kiss, Hakyou bursts in the room.

Hakyou: Shepard, dear I'm home... You degenerate!! Taking advantage of a sweet innocent thing like that!

Derrith: Wait, you have it wrong! We're in love!

Hakyou: Yeah, that's exactly what Devin said to Ace before my baby got pregnant by him!! Who are you, some friend of his? He couldn't woo Shepard, so he sent you to get it done?

Derrith: No, I am a noble paladin. I would never do such a horrid thing, even though Dev and I are quite close as knights of the Princess.

Hakyou: And you'll never get an opportunity to do so either. Prepare to die!

As Hakyou unleashes his hidden power on the noble Paladin, Derrith is knocked to the ground. As our noble paladin struggles to get back up, he is thrust back to the ground by a mysterious sound coming from Hakyou.

Derrith screams in agony as Hakyou laughs maniacally. In a last ditch effort to escape, Derrith reaches into his pocket and pulls out a panty shaped speaker.

Derrith: May the panties guide me.

With one last desperate attempt for escape, Derrith throws the panties into the air, releasing the sound within. Hak reels back in pain, allow our noble hero to run outside, where he heard a sound to the effect of weiners fapping. He looks up and sees a helicopter with genitals in place of the blades.

Derrith: Badgerr and the gang!

A sticky white rope is thrown down for Derrith.

Skeletor: Get in, Fgt!

Our noble paladin braved the perilous rope and made it to the weiner-chopper. As Hak runs outside, he shouts something to our perverted heroes.

Hakyou: You'll never get away with this! Nobody bangs my daughters but me! And tell that scum Devin he owes Ace child support, he's two months late!

Devin: Bullcrap! That ugly thing isn't mine!

Ghostt: I'm selling dime bags, bro! #cali4lyfe!!

As our heroes fly away, Derrith is approached by the fair princess.

Princess: Oh, noble paladin! How worried I and Badgerr were about you. Did you at least obtain what we were looking for?

As Derrith was about to answer his fair Princess, he noticed the rope he climbed up was connected to Zatata, and was going back inside her. The camera changes to show the penis-copter flying off into the sunset. Vomit can be seen exiting the right side.


So there you have it folks, why we're in some weird forum war with these guys. Because we're behind on child support WHICH WE DON'T OWE!

As Derrith moves slowly to lock lips with the insatiable Shepard commander, he feels a strange feeling in his gut. He stops just 1/2 an inch from Shepard.

Shepard: Derrith Senpai, what's wrong?

Derrith: I don't know. Sorry, I guess I was just imagining things.

As Derrith is about to steal Shepard's first kiss, Hakyou bursts in the room.

Hakyou: Shepard, dear I'm home... You degenerate!! Taking advantage of a sweet innocent thing like that!

Derrith: Wait, you have it wrong! We're in love!

Hakyou: Yeah, that's exactly what Devin said to Ace before my baby got pregnant by him!! Who are you, some friend of his? He couldn't woo Shepard, so he sent you to get it done?

Derrith: No, I am a noble paladin. I would never do such a horrid thing, even though Dev and I are quite close as knights of the Princess.

Hakyou: And you'll never get an opportunity to do so either. Prepare to die!

As Hakyou unleashes his hidden power on the noble Paladin, Derrith is knocked to the ground. As our noble paladin struggles to get back up, he is thrust back to the ground by a mysterious sound coming from Hakyou.

Derrith screams in agony as Hakyou laughs maniacally. In a last ditch effort to escape, Derrith reaches into his pocket and pulls out a panty shaped speaker.

Derrith: May the panties guide me.

With one last desperate attempt for escape, Derrith throws the panties into the air, releasing the sound within. Hak reels back in pain, allow our noble hero to run outside, where he heard a sound to the effect of weiners fapping. He looks up and sees a helicopter with genitals in place of the blades.

Derrith: Badgerr and the gang!

A sticky white rope is thrown down for Derrith.

Skeletor: Get in, Fgt!

Our noble paladin braved the perilous rope and made it to the weiner-chopper. As Hak runs outside, he shouts something to our perverted heroes.

Hakyou: You'll never get away with this! Nobody bangs my daughters but me! And tell that scum Devin he owes Ace child support, he's two months late!

Devin: Bullcrap! That ugly thing isn't mine!

Ghostt: I'm selling dime bags, bro! #cali4lyfe!!

As our heroes fly away, Derrith is approached by the fair princess.

Princess: Oh, noble paladin! How worried I and Badgerr were about you. Did you at least obtain what we were looking for?

As Derrith was about to answer his fair Princess, he noticed the rope he climbed up was connected to Zatata, and was going back inside her. The camera changes to show the penis-copter flying off into the sunset. Vomit can be seen exiting the right side.


So there you have it folks, why we're in some weird forum war with these guys. Because we're behind on child support WHICH WE DON'T OWE!

No god damn way.

If anyone wants a district...they are free.

All you need to do is have a team interested in PC and it's yours.

Since I've been back we've dropped like 5% and I intend to keep giving.

Christmas is here people.

I do not want FA to be or act like OH/AE/TP/ERA/or any other corp you considered the top dogs.

Although currently...there cannot be a top dog in PC until the cloak bullshit stops and the hmg gets nerfed along with re's.

Cloak needs a 3 second delay to fire and a 3 second delay after certain actions like firing before you can recloak.

They need to fix the god damn bugged decloak sound...and they need to fix the whole "if sounds are behind you they don't register" bullshit.

The framerate was something that everyone sucked it up and worked with...and we can do things to limit it...but the bullshit meta at this point is more broke than ever before.

Bring back 1.7 with certain key fixes and change the maps while the CPM pushes for a revamped PC.

That's what i say.

Although currently...there cannot be a top dog in PC until the cloak bullshit stops and the hmg gets nerfed along with re's.

Cloak needs a 3 second delay to fire and a 3 second delay after certain actions like firing before you can recloak.

They need to fix the god damn bugged decloak sound...and they need to fix the whole "if sounds are behind you they don't register" bullshit.