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sammus420
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.11.09 05:16:00 -
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Alright, so I've got s bunch of isk and no real use for it, so I'm going to give 100 million isk to whoever writes the best story meeting the following requirements:
I want an action packed story of brothership in battle with homoerotic undertones staring Dexter Peabody and Moronic Farce of Goonfeet, set on Manus Peak.
Also if I get a lot of entries and some of them are particularly good, 50 million to second place and 25 to third. I'll even accept multiple entries for multiple prizes. |
sammus420
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.11.09 06:05:00 -
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Nice, but that's not really much of a story. Humorous though. |
sammus420
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.11.09 23:10:00 -
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I don't want to put a maximum length on anyone's story, because there is no limit to art. How about 750 word minimum?
Also, no more details about the characters, except Farce often plays a heavy. |
sammus420
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.11.09 23:45:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Galm Fae wrote:HOW homoerotic do you want it? I can go full on smut, talking dirty, mild awkward tension, sever awkward tension, blatant innuendos, oblivious innuendos...
I can do all of these. If it doesn't make you cringe with every letter you type you aren't doing it right.
True Adamance gets it. |
sammus420
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.11.13 03:13:00 -
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Vash Warren wrote:Is it a requirement for the homoerotic undertones. I have a great idea for a battle (and I have nothing personal against gays) But I just have no idea how to write a good love scene. They kissed. The end of the love scene back to battle. Or mabye if I could partner up with some one else to write the other part.
I said "homo-erotic undertones." That doesn't necessarily mean gay sex turned up to the max. Do what you think is best. |
sammus420
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.11.16 15:57:00 -
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One week in, and only Eltra's entry? I do hope yal are working on glorious epics.
Also, Farce informed me he was upset I forgot to mention he also often plays a logi. Not my fault, how am I supposed to remember when he's only talks about them to say how terrible they are. |
sammus420
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.11.27 13:41:00 -
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Its totally still going on. There isn't really a deadline, I was hoping to get 4 or 5 stories and then pick my favorites, but so far no one's even entered besides eltra :( |
sammus420
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:56:00 -
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Vash Warren wrote:where should we post something on our works?
Right here, for the good of all mankind. |
sammus420
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.12.19 02:48:00 -
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How many chapters are you trying to write? |
sammus420
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.12.20 08:40:00 -
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In case people are confused, I am still 100% serious about this competition, and I would love it if we could start seeing some results. I know a few of you expressed interest early on. Well pick up that pen and try to get space rich! Hell if you want I can even set it up with someone to turn it into EVE isk free of charge, if you're into that kinda thing. |
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sammus420
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.12.22 03:54:00 -
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I look forward to every word! Maybe this will inspire other artists to step forward. |
sammus420
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2015.01.05 04:00:00 -
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While we are highly appreciative of you effort, Moronic Farce had this to say:
Quote:would you be offended if I didn't read it?
And another goon:
Quote:I was hoping it would be gayer
and finally:
Quote:this writer is so bad he couldn't even get the names right
Disqualified for failing to get the names of the heroes right. |
sammus420
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2015.01.06 14:02:00 -
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Hey, no need to take your story down and apologize. I'm sure other people enjoyed it, and good or bad, it's always good to show creative writing to the world. We're just incredibly harsh judges with this much isk on the table. And we were way harsher on the incorrect name than the lack of homo-eroticism.
Hynox Xitio wrote:Was this thread an attempt to summon me?
Depends. Are you capable and interesting in writing a heroic tale of brotherhood in battle with homoerotic undertones starting Moronic Farce and Lionshead Nebula? |
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