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sir RAVEN WING
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
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Posted - 2014.11.06 00:23:00 -
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I would sit on mine, but everytime I do scotty decides to mess with me and throw me into a simulation of a battle with 15s left... DAMN YOU SCOTTY!
"All war is the result of one man's madness."
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sir RAVEN WING
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
116
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Posted - 2014.11.06 04:10:00 -
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LT SHANKS wrote:Couch + me + Jara = A good time.
So you finally admit to fapping to Jara, huh?
Well I don't as I do not own Jara.
"We have a Phoenix,a Rat, and a Frame. So far the Rat has taken our cheese and replaced it with a diamond called Dust."
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sir RAVEN WING
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
116
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Posted - 2014.11.06 04:15:00 -
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Pvt Numnutz wrote:Yes, also maybe while checking under the cushions I could find some lost isk!
So did I, turns out that's where I used to stash my ISK, no wonder the couch was so uncomfortable...
"We have a Phoenix,a Rat, and a Frame. So far the Rat has taken our cheese and replaced it with a diamond called Dust."
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sir RAVEN WING
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
118
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Posted - 2014.11.06 04:44:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:**** the couch. I want the bed.
Ladies, gentlemen, and Slavers clap your hands (Or whatever you slavers have, I'm guessing paws or claws) because this man right here knows what we all want! A motherf**king bed! Sir, I name you president of the nobody cares club :D (Okay maybe I need to shut up)
"We have a Phoenix,a Rat, and a Frame. So far the Rat has taken our cheese and replaced it with a diamond called Dust."
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sir RAVEN WING
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
118
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Posted - 2014.11.06 05:53:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:Sometimes, I stare at the couch, and ponder...
... and cry.
LET ME REST, DAMMIT!
You can! For only 1,000* Aurum!
*This is per second. No refunds.
"We have a Phoenix,a Rat, and a Frame. So far the Rat has taken our cheese and replaced it with a diamond called Dust."
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sir RAVEN WING
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
118
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Posted - 2014.11.06 06:12:00 -
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Racro 01 Arifistan wrote:does this also include wanting a bathtub?....or a shower???.......a pet?
something..........
please?
I truly want to cry in pity of my merc, sitting alone and he never sees human life that he doesn't have to shoot at some point or another... I feel terrible...
And I think I was joking
Also if we had pets that would be epic, I would have a domesticated Slaver as my pet.
"We have a Phoenix,a Rat, and a Frame. So far the Rat has taken our cheese and replaced it with a diamond called Dust."
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sir RAVEN WING
Horizons' Edge
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2014.11.07 21:23:00 -
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Atiim wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:**** the couch. I want the bed. I don't think I could fit in there, and that thing looks really uncomfortable.
Did they put you in the Quafe facility too? I know an Amarr who got put there... He hated that Gallente quarters
Amarr: Big, luxurious, and Gold plated! No bed that I could find, probably due to the terrible lighting.
Gallente: Small, Cheap looking, uncomfortable. Bed? No, they have a piece of teal styrofoam in a small hole.
Caldari: Nice size, orderly, Shiny. Bed is a small mattress with a pillow in a hole just big enough to sleep in.
Minmatar: Small, Basically the Gallente's home except with an excuse to be that way. Bed is a mattress that is surprising comfortable.
I'd like to order a Minmatar bed for my Caldar MQ
"That's what I like to see, 0 kills and still #1!"
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