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Atiim Heaven's Lost Property 13453	Posted - 2014.11.06 00:09:00 - [1] - Quote It would be really helpful if I could lift up these couch cushions and find the remote. It's been over a year and a half , yet my TV's still stuck on the Shopping Channel. Heck, I'd even ask this Jara agent to do it for me, but she's a hologram. The 1st Matari Commando -HAND
CommanderBolt KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 2332	Posted - 2014.11.06 00:11:00 - [2] - Quote Atiim wrote: It would be really helpful if I could lift up these couch cushions and find the remote. It's been over a year and a half , yet my TV's still stuck on the Shopping Channel. Heck, I'd even ask this Jara agent to do it for me, but she's a hologram. Haha 'shopping channel'. Have you noticed they always have the same deals on the same items? They really like that spinning uplink don't they. "Also I think knives are a good idea, big f**k-off shiny ones" "Guns for show, Knives for a pro" MY LIFE FOR AIUR!
Chimichanga66605 Vader's Taco Shack 203	Posted - 2014.11.06 00:12:00 - [3] - Quote I don't care if I got the crappy wood/duct tape couch that is no doubt uncomfortable as all hell....im tired of standing. Mk.0 Specialist, Republic Loyalist "Badassery is not born, but often thrust upon you." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 1613	Posted - 2014.11.06 00:14:00 - [4] - Quote Chimichanga66605 wrote: I don't care if I got the crappy wood/duct tape couch that is no doubt uncomfortable as all hell....im tired of standing. after dieing countless times in a day anything flat should feel comfortable [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]] All Hail our Lord and Savior CCP RATTATTI o7
LUGMOS YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE 771	Posted - 2014.11.06 00:16:00 - [5] - Quote Apothecary Za'ki wrote: Chimichanga66605 wrote: I don't care if I got the crappy wood/duct tape couch that is no doubt uncomfortable as all hell....im tired of standing. after dieing countless times in a day anything flat should feel comfortable *Shoots in the face with a Carthum Scrambler pistol "I hope the flat ground is comfortable for you!" Quafe A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does, So what is DUST? A problem or a question?
sir RAVEN WING Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 111	Posted - 2014.11.06 00:23:00 - [6] - Quote I would sit on mine, but everytime I do scotty decides to mess with me and throw me into a simulation of a battle with 15s left... DAMN YOU SCOTTY! "All war is the result of one man's madness."
Gelan Corbaine Gladiators Vanguard 484	Posted - 2014.11.06 00:35:00 - [7] - Quote My egger brother could sit on his couch ....but he said his butt got sore so he got up and went back to spinning his ship . shrug eggers are weird . No job is worth doing if you don't get paid in the end .
LT SHANKS Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 3759	Posted - 2014.11.06 00:45:00 - [8] - Quote Couch + me + Jara = A good time.
sir RAVEN WING Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 116	Posted - 2014.11.06 04:10:00 - [9] - Quote LT SHANKS wrote: Couch + me + Jara = A good time. So you finally admit to fapping to Jara, huh? Well I don't as I do not own Jara. "We have a Phoenix,a Rat, and a Frame. So far the Rat has taken our cheese and replaced it with a diamond called Dust."
Pvt Numnutz Prophets of the Velocirapture 1934	Posted - 2014.11.06 04:11:00 - [10] - Quote Yes, also maybe while checking under the cushions I could find some lost isk! Master Skyshark rider Kaalaka dakka tamer

Maken Tosch DUST University Ivy League 10124	Posted - 2014.11.06 04:14:00 - [11] - Quote **** the couch. I want the bed. On Twitter: @HilmarVeigar #greenlightlegion #dust514 players are waiting.
sir RAVEN WING Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 116	Posted - 2014.11.06 04:15:00 - [12] - Quote Pvt Numnutz wrote: Yes, also maybe while checking under the cushions I could find some lost isk! So did I, turns out that's where I used to stash my ISK, no wonder the couch was so uncomfortable... "We have a Phoenix,a Rat, and a Frame. So far the Rat has taken our cheese and replaced it with a diamond called Dust."
sir RAVEN WING Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 118	Posted - 2014.11.06 04:44:00 - [13] - Quote Maken Tosch wrote: ** the couch. I want the bed. Ladies, gentlemen, and Slavers clap your hands (Or whatever you slavers have, I'm guessing paws or claws) because this man right here knows what we all want! A motherfking bed! Sir, I name you president of the nobody cares club :D (Okay maybe I need to shut up) "We have a Phoenix,a Rat, and a Frame. So far the Rat has taken our cheese and replaced it with a diamond called Dust."
Operative 1125 Lokaas True Companion Planetary Requisitions 620	Posted - 2014.11.06 04:48:00 - [14] - Quote Atiim wrote: It would be really helpful if I could lift up these couch cushions and find the remote. It's been over a year and a half , yet my TV's still stuck on the Shopping Channel. Heck, I'd even ask this Jara agent to do it for me, but she's a hologram. Even better, sit Jara on the couch in addition to our character. Then add a bottle of Courvoisier on the table. I'm sorry, I'm turning black. Here watch this and you'll understand what mood I'm in. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NpPQBL7PNhs Boycott Black Thursday!
Joel II X Bacon with a bottle of Quafe 4362	Posted - 2014.11.06 05:51:00 - [15] - Quote Sometimes, I stare at the couch, and ponder... ... and cry. LET ME REST, DAMMIT!
sir RAVEN WING Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 118	Posted - 2014.11.06 05:53:00 - [16] - Quote Joel II X wrote: Sometimes, I stare at the couch, and ponder... ... and cry. LET ME REST, DAMMIT! You can! For only 1,000* Aurum! *This is per second. No refunds. "We have a Phoenix,a Rat, and a Frame. So far the Rat has taken our cheese and replaced it with a diamond called Dust."
Racro 01 Arifistan 501st Knights of Leanbox 450	Posted - 2014.11.06 06:04:00 - [17] - Quote does this also include wanting a bathtub?....or a shower???.......a pet? something.......... please? *Elite Gallenten Soldier*
sir RAVEN WING Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 118	Posted - 2014.11.06 06:12:00 - [18] - Quote Racro 01 Arifistan wrote: does this also include wanting a bathtub?....or a shower???.......a pet? something.......... please? I truly want to cry in pity of my merc, sitting alone and he never sees human life that he doesn't have to shoot at some point or another... I feel terrible... And I think I was joking Also if we had pets that would be epic, I would have a domesticated Slaver as my pet. "We have a Phoenix,a Rat, and a Frame. So far the Rat has taken our cheese and replaced it with a diamond called Dust."
Thumb Green Raymond James Corp 1656	Posted - 2014.11.06 06:29:00 - [19] - Quote Maken Tosch wrote: ** the couch. I want the bed. I want to photoshop Dave Chappelle doing the "fck yo couch ***" meme with one of our couches but I can't find a picture of our couches..... We don't kick ass, we kick dick and we kick it hard. Join us in our Pumpkin Crushing
Lloyd Orfay SHAKING BABIES FACTION WARFARE ALLIANCE 178	Posted - 2014.11.06 07:27:00 - [20] - Quote I have something to tell you all related to the merc quarters couch. I want to have softcore kissingsex on my couch with a fully clothed(or armoured) caldari clone of me that was mailed to me by a manufacturing plant. That is all.

Atiim Heaven's Lost Property 13500	Posted - 2014.11.07 20:01:00 - [21] - Quote Maken Tosch wrote: **** the couch. I want the bed. I don't think I could fit in there, and that thing looks really uncomfortable. The 1st Matari Commando -HAND
sir RAVEN WING Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 130	Posted - 2014.11.07 21:23:00 - [22] - Quote Atiim wrote: Maken Tosch wrote: **** the couch. I want the bed. I don't think I could fit in there, and that thing looks really uncomfortable. Did they put you in the Quafe facility too? I know an Amarr who got put there... He hated that Gallente quarters Amarr: Big, luxurious, and Gold plated! No bed that I could find, probably due to the terrible lighting. Gallente: Small, Cheap looking, uncomfortable. Bed? No, they have a piece of teal styrofoam in a small hole. Caldari: Nice size, orderly, Shiny. Bed is a small mattress with a pillow in a hole just big enough to sleep in. Minmatar: Small, Basically the Gallente's home except with an excuse to be that way. Bed is a mattress that is surprising comfortable. I'd like to order a Minmatar bed for my Caldar MQ "That's what I like to see, 0 kills and still #1!" MPT Vet. 514 lottery tickets half off!
postapo wastelander Wasteland Desert Rangers 586	Posted - 2014.11.07 21:28:00 - [23] - Quote Atiim wrote: It would be really helpful if I could lift up these couch cushions and find the remote. It's been over a year and a half , yet my TV's still stuck on the Shopping Channel. Heck, I'd even ask this Jara agent to do it for me, but she's a hologram. I actually made thread long time ago about his, have that holoscreen with some news. Like economy in eve, whats new in FW etc. Hell just few repeating itself info like possibility. "Nanohives, repairs or droplinks, just ask me on field i can tink anything"
sabre prime Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 736	Posted - 2014.11.07 21:32:00 - [24] - Quote Firstly let's get this out of the way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fvfsT3LNNM Secondly, I would like to be able to use the couch and the bed. I mean after sharing a few glasses of Quafe with Jara on the couch... The slow blade penetrates the shield.
Aramis Madrigal Bloodline Rebellion Capital Punishment. 308	Posted - 2014.11.07 22:32:00 - [25] - Quote There is something sort of haunting and depressing about never getting to lay down unless you're dead... -Aramis
X7 lion Mikramurka Shock Troop Minmatar Republic 427	Posted - 2014.11.07 22:43:00 - [26] - Quote did any one consider maybe the reason we stand up all the time is becuse we sat down once & it was so horrible we decided to never do it again and removed the incident from our memories? no? ok then... Do not contribute to malice what can be explained by ignorance. being contradictory is not the same as being offensive.
KalOfTheRathi Nec Tributis 1413	Posted - 2014.11.07 22:46:00 - [27] - Quote Atiim wrote: It would be really helpful if I could lift up these couch cushions and find the remote. It's been over a year and a half , yet my TV's still stuck on the Shopping Channel. Heck, I'd even ask this Jara agent to do it for me, but she's a hologram. Did you ever play Assassin's Creed? Could the modern idiot do anything? Nope. Cannot run, jump, sit, lay down or kill the dweeb with his pencil. Trust me I tried every single way I could and I wasn't allowed to harm him much less kill him. Welcome to UnReal Engine 3. And to dust, of course. My favorite tank is a Lightning. Just sayin.


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