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TheDarthMa94
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
486
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Posted - 2014.08.29 07:29:00 -
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So another typical day at Dust514 where i got so unlucky and get killed by own teammates in Min FW 10 times , but its OK. I always come out just fine both physically and................................................mentally.
So I was depressed and i thought i just do a FW by fully supporting my team without firing a shot in one Min FW, such as dropping uplinks, nanos and REs. So i was casually driving in a scenic route until suddenly i got 4 kills out of the blue in the middle of the road . I check the kill feed and it says 'road kill'. I turn my LAV around to see where the bodies are, and i found a red uplink. I thought to myself, who would put an uplink in the middle of the road I put an RE on the uplink and blow it up when a red spawn and got 4 kills again.I realized it was the same 4 reds i road killed . That battle turned my frown upside down
So tell me/us your hilarious kills
Sith Lord and Open Beta Veteran
"I have altered the deal, pray that I do not alter it any further"
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shaman oga
Nexus Balusa Horizon
2762
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Posted - 2014.08.29 07:42:00 -
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It's even better if you park your vehicle over the uplink, but that is for uplinks on the roofs, i don't like to grief too much.
PSN: ogamega
"Dust is full of communists who despise people with enough isk to buy expensive items"
LOCK REGIONS
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
3542
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Posted - 2014.08.29 07:46:00 -
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shaman oga wrote:It's even better if you park your vehicle over the uplink, but that is for uplinks on the roofs, i don't like to grief too much.
I disagree. He wasn't expecting invisible roadkill. That makes it even better!
Here is my favorite kill....
my personal dignity.
Edit: Sledgehammer Scouts are OP, but they twerk for my playstyle.
Try the new Planetary Conquest Mode!
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Vitharr Foebane
Terminal Courtesy
Proficiency V.
1834
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Posted - 2014.08.29 07:50:00 -
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My favorite kills are always my breach FG kills. Yes I know that assault FG is better blah blah blah, but nothing makes me smile like getting that perfect into the back of a HAV and insta popping them. Also infantry can't really complain when I blap them as I, can't do more then bunny hop while charging, have 0 splash to speak of, and glow like a neon bulb. Also love those FG rag doll physics xD
Amarr: Assault V, Scout V, Sentinel V, Commando V, Logistics IV
I place my faith in my God, my Empress, and my Laz0r
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TOOMANY NAMES ALREADYTAKEn
Going for the gold
107
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Posted - 2014.08.29 08:04:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:shaman oga wrote:It's even better if you park your vehicle over the uplink, but that is for uplinks on the roofs, i don't like to grief too much. I disagree. He wasn't expecting invisible roadkill. That makes it even better! Here is my favorite kill.... my personal dignity.Edit: Sledgehammer Scouts are OP, but they twerk for my playstyle.
WTF XD LMAO
32 kills with militia shotgun. OP? naaaaaah
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
318
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Posted - 2014.08.29 08:06:00 -
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Happened earlier today in a Pub Dom.
>My Team and Enemy team neck and neck for clone count and MCC damage.
>Team can't get into hack because of enemy team providing overwatch
>Call in dropship
>Suicide crash into their overwatch, kill 2
>Survive the crash and kill 5 more
>Get shot once by a new berry with a Militia Assault Rifle and died.
Made my day.
Legionhares Unite!
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Dergle
Kiith Sobani
29
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Posted - 2014.08.29 08:25:00 -
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My favorite kill: flying into enemy redline, getting road kill as they fall from the MCC :D
DUST is not a democracy!
Ain't nobody want to hear your problems, Everyone got problems.
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TOOMANY NAMES ALREADYTAKEn
Going for the gold
108
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Posted - 2014.08.29 09:56:00 -
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I once dropped a grenade onto the enemies below me, near the objective. There were 3 heavies down there and I was in my medic starter fit , they ended up on pretty low health so I just jumped down and killed them all, it was hilarious.
32 kills with militia shotgun. OP? naaaaaah
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Cpt McReady
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2014.08.29 11:42:00 -
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it is hilarious everytime I kill someone with the PLC, especially if it is a vehicle because they can outrun my projectile  |
TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
5395
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Posted - 2014.08.29 12:53:00 -
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Throwing a fused nade at crorat when he was trying to run me over and it killing him in the driver seat.
About a week ago, i logied my buddy too hard and he ran out of ammo and died. when i revived him, he ran straight into the room filled with reds to die so he could respawn with fresh ammo. I have never seen such willful death in adv gear with a proto hmg lol.
My hometown beat Manchester united.
Git gud man utd.
4-0
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Derpty Derp
Dead Man's Game
356
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Posted - 2014.08.29 13:05:00 -
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Sadly I've still never beaten that time some poor bugger decided to forge my Gorgon off the top level of the rings (after I'd already fallen down to the 2nd level ring) & made it fall onto someone. Not 100% sure I can count it as "my kill" but I got the random 50wp, lol. |
TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
5395
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Posted - 2014.08.29 13:14:00 -
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Ah well actually, knifing a few scouts in my min logi support fit, they had shotguns as well lol.
My hometown beat Manchester united.
Git gud man utd.
4-0
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al nize mk2
No Skillz inc.
125
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Posted - 2014.08.29 13:40:00 -
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In a team getting pretty much proto stomped some smart blueberry puts a spawn and a nanohive way up high above the point. By accident i drop an RE off the crane I'm standing on - and when it detonates i get 2 kills.
With the proto-bstards swarming around the point making it completely unhackabale I keep dropping those RE's again and again and I must have made fifteen or more kills (sometimes 2,3 at a time) before one of them figured it out..
It was fun while it lasted.. 
GÇ£All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.GÇ¥
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
2512
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Posted - 2014.08.29 13:43:00 -
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Yesterday, I was shot off an LAV turret; my body sommersaulted backward backlighted by the sun. A black silhouette pirouetting in blinding light. A pure moment of Beauty.
Dust Loyalist
Greedy Bastards
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OliX PRZESMIEWCA
Bezimienni...
Dark Taboo
178
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Posted - 2014.08.29 13:47:00 -
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Seven kills by single basic remote explosive. Was running cal dragonfly assault. |
Dreis Shadowweaver
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
91
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Posted - 2014.08.29 13:57:00 -
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I once knifed an enemy knifer whilst he was teabagging someone he had just killed.
Well, I once meleed an R.E....
I've only ever known 1.8...
Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3
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Cruor Abominare
Horizons' Edge
Proficiency V.
146
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Posted - 2014.08.29 13:59:00 -
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I was playing last night, and Im not one for nova knives but I threw together a throwaway fit to mess around with them. I load into a game and shortly into it I see a minmatar logi and go for the kill.
At the last minute he turns around just as my knife plunges into his gut. As our eyes lock for a moment I know something terrible has happened.
I expected to see the light go out from his eyes, but no the light was getting more and more intense. I struggled trying to free my knife but he'd grabbed it. Not with his hands but what must have been the most chiseled abs in the cluster. I suddenly thought of all the things I had dreamed to do, as my subconscious knew those things would never happen now.
No it was too late, the angry fist of the minmatar logi came crashing down on me. Full of the rage and thirst for vengeance of generations of slavery and oppression. It was not that I had been hit by one minmatar but many, nay all of them all at once.
Collapsed on the ground unable to withstand the righteous might of this savage but noble warrior. I layed there coughing out blood all I could see was the determined foot steps of an angry god and the never ending feed of the TacNet
Noramos clone214 (Melee)
Noramos clone214 (Melee)
Noramos clone214 (Melee)
Noramos clone214 (Melee)
Noramos clone214 (Melee)
I could hear my comrades screams but it was almost beautiful.
True story was playing in the wee hours and that guy was I think lulzing around with a melee damage fit, he one shot me for 550 hp and the proceeded to nearly wipe my whole team in a viscous melee brawl. I didnt even see him fire his gun once and he was wildly kill positive. |
al nize mk2
No Skillz inc.
127
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Posted - 2014.08.29 13:59:00 -
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OliX PRZESMIEWCA wrote:Seven kills by single basic remote explosive. Was running cal dragonfly assault.
gotta love those basic RE's - got me more kills than i can remember. luring hapless shotgunny scouts round a corner then... BANG! always hilarious...
GÇ£All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.GÇ¥
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Alena Ventrallis
Vengeance Unbound
Dark Taboo
1620
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Posted - 2014.08.29 14:05:00 -
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Tanking in a FW. Hear a jihad jeep coming up behind me. Move forward slightly down the small hill I was on. Jihad jeep hits me and flies over me, rolls forward, and explodes in the middle of a group of redberries I was shooting at. Driver got kicked from the battle for it. Felt real good.
Rest in peace, oh Captain, my Captain.
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TOOMANY NAMES ALREADYTAKEn
Going for the gold
112
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Posted - 2014.08.30 16:24:00 -
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Running a cheap shotgun fit, shot a logi with a mass driver in the face once, he shot me in the body with the mass driver, the blast kills him, I survive, laugh my ass off and send him 50k ISK because I felt sorry lol.
32 kills with militia shotgun. OP? naaaaaah
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Zindorak
1.U.P
735
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Posted - 2014.08.30 16:27:00 -
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Chasing a LAV in my Python trying to destroy it and then i got an MLG treesikxty noscopez an shot the red out of the LAV instead of destroying it
Pokemon master!
CCP undo ScP nerf. It hurt my feering very bad
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Ripcord19981
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
591
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Posted - 2014.08.30 16:32:00 -
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I didnt really kill the guy in this story........
It was a ambush battle on the map where A is on the big hill by the huge pipes in the dom version. I was running solo trying to explore the map when it first came out and i had only a few bullets left.
Then, i found a thale sniper on the hill. I was looking for a clever way to kill him, but he was a blue. (I know its mean, but i didnt do **** during the whole game, and did more bad than good to the team). Out of no where a blaster installation dropped behind him and a red hacked it. I killed the red with all the ammo i had left.
Instead of hacking the turret, i shot it while i was behind the sniper. When the turret turned to shoot me, i hid behind the tower and it killed the thale instead.
that made my day.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not ur day, tomorrow doesn't look too bright either.
Turkey sammich>taco
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Scheneighnay McBob
Cult of Gasai
5892
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Posted - 2014.08.30 16:33:00 -
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"we're using EMP orbitals, so I doubt we're going to get any actual kills"
*direct hit knocks a prot-fit ADS out of the sky*
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LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
3280
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Posted - 2014.08.30 17:03:00 -
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I melee'd a MinLogi with a Core Flaylock and then I melee'd the Heavy he was trying to rep.
Best use of the Flaylock... ever. |
Robocop Junior
Condotta Rouvenor
Gallente Federation
805
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Posted - 2014.08.30 18:06:00 -
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Vitharr Foebane wrote:My favorite kills are always my breach FG kills. Yes I know that assault FG is better blah blah blah, but nothing makes me smile like getting that perfect into the back of a HAV and insta popping them. Also infantry can't really complain when I blap them as I, can't do more then bunny hop while charging, have 0 splash to speak of, and glow like a neon bulb. Also love those FG rag doll physics xD
Ever manage to forge someone falling from a tower or in the middle of inertia? I've done it only once in a year plus but was with the breach & extremely satisfying:p
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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