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        |  Thor Odinson42
 Molon Labe.
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 4331
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 21:46:00 -
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 Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
 
 What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better?
 
 Level 4 Forum Warrior Very, very bitter vet PSN: wbrom42 | 
      
      
        |  Sgt Buttscratch
 R 0 N 1 N
 
 2360
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 21:53:00 -
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 Take a home made plasma cannon.
 
 Give me my scrambler pistol back....** | 
      
      
        |  Arkena Wyrnspire
 Fatal Absolution
 
 17327
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 21:55:00 -
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 Take up self defence classes, strive to become a complete badass with too much of his spare time, and completely wreck the next nerd who tries to beat him up.
 
 
 I'm assuming this is a thinly veiled derogatory observation of the average soloberry.
 You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake. 'Lucent Echelon' - Gallente FW channel | 
      
      
        |  Thor Odinson42
 Molon Labe.
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 4331
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 21:57:00 -
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 Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Take up self defence classes, strive to become a complete badass with too much of his spare time, and completely wreck the next nerd who tries to beat him up.
 
 I'm assuming this is a thinly veiled derogatory observation of the average soloberry. 
 Lots of push-ups and sword skill training in the backyard
 
 Level 4 Forum Warrior Very, very bitter vet PSN: wbrom42 | 
      
      
        |  medomai grey
 WarRavens
 Final Resolution.
 
 912
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 22:00:00 -
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 Carry stink bombs and/or pepper spray. :P
 
 Jokes aside, I would like to add that a squad that does not communicate and work together is the same as going stag.
 
 What percentile of Dust514's infantry arsenal belongs to the category of machine guns? | 
      
      
        |  Scar Scrilla
 
 337
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 22:01:00 -
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 Remotes
 
 "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses" " ... or grab a shotgun and REs." - UN1TE | 
      
      
        |  Thor Odinson42
 Molon Labe.
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 4332
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 22:04:00 -
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 medomai grey wrote:Carry stink bombs and/or pepper spray. :P
 Jokes aside, I would like to add that a squad that does not communicate and work together is the same as going stag.
 
 True but just think what passive scans or maybe an orbital might do?
 
 Level 4 Forum Warrior Very, very bitter vet PSN: wbrom42 | 
      
      
        |  medomai grey
 WarRavens
 Final Resolution.
 
 912
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 22:07:00 -
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 Thor Odinson42 wrote:Point taken.medomai grey wrote:Carry stink bombs and/or pepper spray. :P
 Jokes aside, I would like to add that a squad that does not communicate and work together is the same as going stag.
 True but just think what passive scans or maybe an orbital might do? 
 
 What percentile of Dust514's infantry arsenal belongs to the category of machine guns? | 
      
      
        |  Soraya Xel
 Abandoned Privilege
 Top Men.
 
 3169
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 22:08:00 -
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 Solo players make up a pretty decent percentage of the community. The game should rightly accommodate for them.
 
 See, rather than be forced to travel in groups to enjoy the scenery, we call the cops, and have the bullies strung up by their ears. And we beat them repetitively with a NERF bat.
 
 CPM1 Elect. Thanks for all your support. [email protected] for ideas, thoughts, and feedback. | 
      
      
        |  Spademan
 The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
 DARKSTAR ARMY
 
 3179
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 22:11:00 -
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 Soraya Xel wrote:Solo players make up a pretty decent percentage of the community. The game should rightly accommodate for them.
 See, rather than be forced to travel in groups to enjoy the scenery, we call the cops, and have the bullies strung up by their ears. And we beat them repetitively with a NERF bat.
 Confirmation that CONCORD will be introduced in the future.
 
 I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special. Official Time Lord of the Scout Community | 
      
      
        |  Vitharr Foebane
 Terminal Courtesy
 Proficiency V.
 
 1803
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 22:29:00 -
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 Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
 What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better?
 None as I visit the divine wrath of my Empress on his head with mah Laz0r Rifle.
 
 Amarr: Assault V, Scout V, Sentinel V, Commando V, Logistics IV I place my faith in my God, my Empress, and my Laz0r | 
      
      
        |  Everything Dies
 BIKINI BOTTOM BRIGADE
 
 910
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 22:31:00 -
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 Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
 What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better?
 
 Buy Aurum?
  
 
 Mike Patton is the greatest singer in music. Proof:
Listen | 
      
      
        |  Thor Odinson42
 Molon Labe.
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 4333
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 22:33:00 -
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 Everything Dies wrote:Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
 What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better?
 Buy Aurum?  
 /thread
 
 Level 4 Forum Warrior Very, very bitter vet PSN: wbrom42 | 
      
      
        |  Robocop Junior
 Condotta Rouvenor
 Gallente Federation
 
 764
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 23:04:00 -
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 Walk butt naked.
 
 If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion. | 
      
      
        |  Pseudogenesis
 Subdreddit
 Test Alliance Please Ignore
 
 326
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.21 23:07:00 -
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 Everything Dies wrote:Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
 What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better?
 Buy Aurum?  
 Walk home faster, with Aurum!
 
 Stabby-stabber extraordinaire | 
      
      
        |  ImIvan
 
 3
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 00:03:00 -
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 Therapy. You use therapy.
 
 Why must you use prototypes? | 
      
      
        |  Riruodo
 Kirkinen Risk Control
 Caldari State
 
 11
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 00:04:00 -
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 Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
 What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better?
 He likes scenery? Become a sniper.
 
 My other car is Utena | 
      
      
        |  Onesimus Tarsus
 is-a-Corporation
 
 2498
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 00:09:00 -
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 Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
 What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better?
 
 Tell Johnny to avoid thin, desperate metaphors.
 
 K/D(r) matchmaking fixes the whole game. BEH! | 
      
      
        |  Guiltless D667
 
 84
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 01:05:00 -
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 Move to a better neighborhood
 
 or
 
 take the bus
 
 A Strange Game. Crysis 514 | 
      
      
        |  PoP SoTa
 Company of Marcher Lords
 Amarr Empire
 
 796
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 01:19:00 -
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 Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
 What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better?
 Get a gun license and carry a concealed pistol.
 
 
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        |  Zindorak
 1.U.P
 
 659
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 01:38:00 -
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 Jonny equips Amarr Assault Ak0 grabs viziam hell yes
 
 Pokemon master!
CCP undo ScP nerf. It hurt my feering very bad | 
      
      
        |  RYN0CER0S
 Rise Of Old Dudes
 
 1244
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 01:49:00 -
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 Little Johnny either needs to learn how to take an ass kicking and go about his day, or pick up a brick and learn about the element of surprise and the value of beating the ever-loving **** out of the biggest, baddest ******* that he can find - and earn some respect.
 
 Little Johnny walks alone because he's not a *****.
 
 I don't always blap Infantry with a Forge Gun, but when I do, that ** is hilarious. | 
      
      
        |  LT SHANKS
 Amarr Templars
 Amarr Empire
 
 3246
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 01:58:00 -
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 Johnny should buy a tiger and ride it home.
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        |  Joel II X
 Dah Gods O Bacon
 
 3126
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 02:04:00 -
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 Stay in bed for a few months until you have as many necks (and hopefully a beard to go with them) as the other guys. That way, you might fight on equal terms if you spend your fighting power on wisely-chosen attacks.
 
 Or stick to the shadows and get a Super Soaker that has the option to release all its mighty glory in one powerful blast (you know, the shotgun/cannon one? I've always wanted that one as a kid).
 
 You can also sit far away and snipe them with pointy rocks and a slingshot.
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        |  HYENAKILLER X
 WILL FIGHT ANYONE
 
 772
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 02:07:00 -
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 Jonny, thanks for not be a squad syncing, corp stomper who basically has the fortitude to handle his own bussiness.
 
 Thanks for the example of dignity.
 
 You cant find a weapon in DESTINY that looks cooler than the viziam or a suit that look better than the basic gal proto. | 
      
      
        |  Thor Odinson42
 Molon Labe.
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 4340
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 02:40:00 -
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 RYN0CER0S wrote:Little Johnny either needs to learn how to take an ass kicking and go about his day, or pick up a brick and learn about the element of surprise and the value of beating the ever-loving **** out of the biggest, baddest ******* that he can find - and earn some respect.
 Little Johnny walks alone because he's not a *****.
 
 Little Johnny Goes to Prison
 
 Level 4 Forum Warrior Very, very bitter vet PSN: wbrom42 | 
      
      
        |  Thor Odinson42
 Molon Labe.
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 4340
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 02:41:00 -
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 HYENAKILLER X wrote:Jonny, thanks for not be a squad syncing, corp stomper who basically has the fortitude to handle his own bussiness.
 Thanks for the example of dignity.
 
 Awww, him doesn't like corps. Go play COD, Dust is a team based game.
 
 Level 4 Forum Warrior Very, very bitter vet PSN: wbrom42 | 
      
      
        |  2Berries
 Ghosts of Dawn
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 231
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 05:14:00 -
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 Johnny can spark a jay & sing!
 
 Don't worry, about a thing
 Cause every little thing is going to be alright
 (stuck in my head for days)
 
 Burning through clones like Rusty Venture. | 
      
      
        |  RYN0CER0S
 Rise Of Old Dudes
 
 1249
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 05:38:00 -
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 Thor Odinson42 wrote:RYN0CER0S wrote:Little Johnny either needs to learn how to take an ass kicking and go about his day, or pick up a brick and learn about the element of surprise and the value of beating the ever-loving **** out of the biggest, baddest ******* that he can find - and earn some respect.
 Little Johnny walks alone because he's not a *****.
 Little Johnny Goes to Prison You reveal quite a bit of neurosis in this thread.
 
 I don't always blap Infantry with a Forge Gun, but when I do, that ** is hilarious. | 
      
      
        |  Ahkhomi Cypher
 Opus Arcana
 Covert Intervention
 
 216
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.08.22 05:41:00 -
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 Johnny need to get a burner then go see if they really bout that action.
 
 Opus Arcana | TBD Ringleader | Yep Squad Spokesman | 
      
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