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Thor Odinson42
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
4331
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Posted - 2014.08.21 21:46:00 -
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Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better?
Level 4 Forum Warrior Very, very bitter vet
PSN: wbrom42
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Sgt Buttscratch
R 0 N 1 N
2360
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Posted - 2014.08.21 21:53:00 -
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Take a home made plasma cannon.
Give me my scrambler pistol back....**
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
17327
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Posted - 2014.08.21 21:55:00 -
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Take up self defence classes, strive to become a complete badass with too much of his spare time, and completely wreck the next nerd who tries to beat him up.
I'm assuming this is a thinly veiled derogatory observation of the average soloberry.
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
'Lucent Echelon' - Gallente FW channel
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Thor Odinson42
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
4331
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Posted - 2014.08.21 21:57:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Take up self defence classes, strive to become a complete badass with too much of his spare time, and completely wreck the next nerd who tries to beat him up.
I'm assuming this is a thinly veiled derogatory observation of the average soloberry.
Lots of push-ups and sword skill training in the backyard
Level 4 Forum Warrior Very, very bitter vet
PSN: wbrom42
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medomai grey
WarRavens Final Resolution.
912
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Posted - 2014.08.21 22:00:00 -
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Carry stink bombs and/or pepper spray. :P
Jokes aside, I would like to add that a squad that does not communicate and work together is the same as going stag.
What percentile of Dust514's infantry arsenal belongs to the category of machine guns?
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Scar Scrilla
337
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Posted - 2014.08.21 22:01:00 -
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Remotes
"Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses"
" ... or grab a shotgun and REs." - UN1TE
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Thor Odinson42
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
4332
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Posted - 2014.08.21 22:04:00 -
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medomai grey wrote:Carry stink bombs and/or pepper spray. :P
Jokes aside, I would like to add that a squad that does not communicate and work together is the same as going stag.
True but just think what passive scans or maybe an orbital might do?
Level 4 Forum Warrior Very, very bitter vet
PSN: wbrom42
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medomai grey
WarRavens Final Resolution.
912
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Posted - 2014.08.21 22:07:00 -
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Thor Odinson42 wrote:medomai grey wrote:Carry stink bombs and/or pepper spray. :P
Jokes aside, I would like to add that a squad that does not communicate and work together is the same as going stag. True but just think what passive scans or maybe an orbital might do? Point taken.
What percentile of Dust514's infantry arsenal belongs to the category of machine guns?
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Soraya Xel
Abandoned Privilege Top Men.
3169
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Posted - 2014.08.21 22:08:00 -
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Solo players make up a pretty decent percentage of the community. The game should rightly accommodate for them.
See, rather than be forced to travel in groups to enjoy the scenery, we call the cops, and have the bullies strung up by their ears. And we beat them repetitively with a NERF bat.
CPM1 Elect. Thanks for all your support. [email protected] for ideas, thoughts, and feedback.
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Spademan
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
3179
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Posted - 2014.08.21 22:11:00 -
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Soraya Xel wrote:Solo players make up a pretty decent percentage of the community. The game should rightly accommodate for them.
See, rather than be forced to travel in groups to enjoy the scenery, we call the cops, and have the bullies strung up by their ears. And we beat them repetitively with a NERF bat. Confirmation that CONCORD will be introduced in the future.
I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
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Vitharr Foebane
Terminal Courtesy Proficiency V.
1803
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Posted - 2014.08.21 22:29:00 -
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Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better? None as I visit the divine wrath of my Empress on his head with mah Laz0r Rifle.
Amarr: Assault V, Scout V, Sentinel V, Commando V, Logistics IV
I place my faith in my God, my Empress, and my Laz0r
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Everything Dies
BIKINI BOTTOM BRIGADE
910
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Posted - 2014.08.21 22:31:00 -
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Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better?
Buy Aurum?
Mike Patton is the greatest singer in music. Proof:
Listen
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Thor Odinson42
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
4333
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Posted - 2014.08.21 22:33:00 -
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Everything Dies wrote:Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better? Buy Aurum?
/thread
Level 4 Forum Warrior Very, very bitter vet
PSN: wbrom42
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Robocop Junior
Condotta Rouvenor Gallente Federation
764
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Posted - 2014.08.21 23:04:00 -
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Walk butt naked.
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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Pseudogenesis
Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
326
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Posted - 2014.08.21 23:07:00 -
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Everything Dies wrote:Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better? Buy Aurum?
Walk home faster, with Aurum!
Stabby-stabber extraordinaire
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ImIvan
3
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Posted - 2014.08.22 00:03:00 -
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Therapy. You use therapy.
Why must you use prototypes?
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Riruodo
Kirkinen Risk Control Caldari State
11
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Posted - 2014.08.22 00:04:00 -
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Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better? He likes scenery? Become a sniper.
My other car is Utena
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
2498
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Posted - 2014.08.22 00:09:00 -
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Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better?
Tell Johnny to avoid thin, desperate metaphors.
K/D(r) matchmaking fixes the whole game. BEH!
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Guiltless D667
84
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Posted - 2014.08.22 01:05:00 -
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Move to a better neighborhood
or
take the bus
A Strange Game.
Crysis 514
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PoP SoTa
Company of Marcher Lords Amarr Empire
796
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Posted - 2014.08.22 01:19:00 -
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Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better? Get a gun license and carry a concealed pistol.
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Zindorak
1.U.P
659
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Posted - 2014.08.22 01:38:00 -
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Jonny equips Amarr Assault Ak0 grabs viziam hell yes
Pokemon master!
CCP undo ScP nerf. It hurt my feering very bad
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RYN0CER0S
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2014.08.22 01:49:00 -
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Little Johnny either needs to learn how to take an ass kicking and go about his day, or pick up a brick and learn about the element of surprise and the value of beating the ever-loving **** out of the biggest, baddest ******* that he can find - and earn some respect.
Little Johnny walks alone because he's not a *****.
I don't always blap Infantry with a Forge Gun, but when I do, that ** is hilarious.
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LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
3246
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Posted - 2014.08.22 01:58:00 -
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Johnny should buy a tiger and ride it home. |
Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
3126
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Posted - 2014.08.22 02:04:00 -
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Stay in bed for a few months until you have as many necks (and hopefully a beard to go with them) as the other guys. That way, you might fight on equal terms if you spend your fighting power on wisely-chosen attacks.
Or stick to the shadows and get a Super Soaker that has the option to release all its mighty glory in one powerful blast (you know, the shotgun/cannon one? I've always wanted that one as a kid).
You can also sit far away and snipe them with pointy rocks and a slingshot. |
HYENAKILLER X
WILL FIGHT ANYONE
772
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Posted - 2014.08.22 02:07:00 -
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Jonny, thanks for not be a squad syncing, corp stomper who basically has the fortitude to handle his own bussiness.
Thanks for the example of dignity.
You cant find a weapon in DESTINY that looks cooler than the viziam or a suit that look better than the basic gal proto.
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Thor Odinson42
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
4340
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Posted - 2014.08.22 02:40:00 -
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RYN0CER0S wrote:Little Johnny either needs to learn how to take an ass kicking and go about his day, or pick up a brick and learn about the element of surprise and the value of beating the ever-loving **** out of the biggest, baddest ******* that he can find - and earn some respect.
Little Johnny walks alone because he's not a *****.
Little Johnny Goes to Prison
Level 4 Forum Warrior Very, very bitter vet
PSN: wbrom42
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Thor Odinson42
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
4340
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Posted - 2014.08.22 02:41:00 -
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HYENAKILLER X wrote:Jonny, thanks for not be a squad syncing, corp stomper who basically has the fortitude to handle his own bussiness.
Thanks for the example of dignity.
Awww, him doesn't like corps. Go play COD, Dust is a team based game.
Level 4 Forum Warrior Very, very bitter vet
PSN: wbrom42
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2Berries
Ghosts of Dawn General Tso's Alliance
231
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Posted - 2014.08.22 05:14:00 -
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Johnny can spark a jay & sing!
Don't worry, about a thing Cause every little thing is going to be alright (stuck in my head for days)
Burning through clones like Rusty Venture.
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RYN0CER0S
Rise Of Old Dudes
1249
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Posted - 2014.08.22 05:38:00 -
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Thor Odinson42 wrote:RYN0CER0S wrote:Little Johnny either needs to learn how to take an ass kicking and go about his day, or pick up a brick and learn about the element of surprise and the value of beating the ever-loving **** out of the biggest, baddest ******* that he can find - and earn some respect.
Little Johnny walks alone because he's not a *****. Little Johnny Goes to Prison You reveal quite a bit of neurosis in this thread.
I don't always blap Infantry with a Forge Gun, but when I do, that ** is hilarious.
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Ahkhomi Cypher
Opus Arcana Covert Intervention
216
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Posted - 2014.08.22 05:41:00 -
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Johnny need to get a burner then go see if they really bout that action.
Opus Arcana | TBD Ringleader | Yep Squad Spokesman
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Symbioticforks
Pure Evil.
686
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Posted - 2014.08.22 05:41:00 -
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call in a LAV.
Sniping Dust 514 (video series)
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Cass Caul
814
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Posted - 2014.08.22 06:25:00 -
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Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks Sorry, this is as far as I got. Made me need some johnnie walker.
I blame her for nova knife kills on tanks
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TODDSTER024
Revive Repair Resupply
219
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Posted - 2014.08.22 06:48:00 -
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PoP SoTa wrote:Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better? Get a gun license and carry a concealed pistol.
Have a Glock 27 myself and normally carry it on my ankle.
If this is a real question, Johnny should learn to fight. There is no such thing as fighting fair(even boxing has dirty moves). Gouge out eyes, break limbs, fight like your life depends on it because it might. Kick in the *********, kick the kneecap then the face. Don't stop moving. If you get hit, keep moving. Mace/pepper spray get get in your eyes also, a handheld taser, an asp.
If its Dust related, I run solo all the time. I join random squads every game then leave. Cheap fittings are a plus. I relativity enjoy myself and am normally on the top of the scoreboard |
Operative 1125 Lokaas
True Companion Planetary Requisitions
379
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Posted - 2014.08.22 07:00:00 -
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Johnny is a sniper. Snipers work alone. Snipers take care of the bullies from afar. Snipers are smart when it comes to dealing with a group of people when you are outnumbered.
Johnny is also in the military. Johnny is an army of one. It's ok to be like that when there actually is a group of friendlies nearby also dealing with bullies.
Johnny also likes video games and understands THAT IT'S A VIDEO GAME!
THIS IS THE VOICE OF RÁN
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IMMORTAL WAR HERO
NECROM0NGERS
169
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Posted - 2014.08.22 07:01:00 -
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Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better?
id say sounds like johnny is having fun........ has johnny heard of youtube
Frowned upon by amateurs: The object of war is not to die for your country but make the other bastard die for his. GSP
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Thor Odinson42
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
4345
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Posted - 2014.08.22 11:25:00 -
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PoP SoTa wrote:Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better? Get a gun license and carry a concealed pistol.
Problem there is the lawsuit that's sure to follow if you use it, whether right or wrong. One might be better off just leaving it in the truck and not getting the CHL.
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PSN: wbrom42
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CUSE TOWN333
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
1186
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Posted - 2014.08.22 11:25:00 -
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Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better? hide in the redline like all the other johnnys when the going gets tuff.
KEQ diplomat/ intel /GC officer
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Thor Odinson42
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
4346
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Posted - 2014.08.22 11:30:00 -
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RYN0CER0S wrote:Thor Odinson42 wrote:RYN0CER0S wrote:Little Johnny either needs to learn how to take an ass kicking and go about his day, or pick up a brick and learn about the element of surprise and the value of beating the ever-loving **** out of the biggest, baddest ******* that he can find - and earn some respect.
Little Johnny walks alone because he's not a *****. Little Johnny Goes to Prison You reveal quite a bit of neurosis in this thread.
I went and checked google to see exactly what neurosis involved. Lol, it's pretty much everything and everyone but Jesus has some form of it. I guess they no longer use the term. But if you are saying I'm a bit crazy, then yeah who isn't?
Level 4 Forum Warrior Very, very bitter vet
PSN: wbrom42
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Thor Odinson42
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
4346
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Posted - 2014.08.22 11:31:00 -
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CUSE TOWN333 wrote:Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better? hide in the redline like all the other johnnys when the going gets tuff.
You solved the riddle
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PSN: wbrom42
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Thor Odinson42
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
4346
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Posted - 2014.08.22 11:33:00 -
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Operative 1125 Lokaas wrote:Johnny is a sniper. Snipers work alone. Snipers take care of the bullies from afar. Snipers are smart when it comes to dealing with a group of people when you are outnumbered.
Johnny is also in the military. Johnny is an army of one. It's ok to be like that when there actually is a group of friendlies nearby also dealing with bullies.
Johnny also likes video games and understands THAT IT'S A VIDEO GAME!
Hey neurosis dude, what is wrong with the guy I'm quoting?
Search his posts, he strikes me as the axe murderer type.
Level 4 Forum Warrior Very, very bitter vet
PSN: wbrom42
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Jebus McKing
Legio DXIV
571
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Posted - 2014.08.22 11:34:00 -
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Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better? If the neighborhood is not getting fixes, Johnny should move to a different one.
OP is a kitten.
@JebusMcKing
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Coleman Gray
Opus Arcana Covert Intervention
1125
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Posted - 2014.08.22 11:36:00 -
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Watch out for scouts.
If Preparation is half of the battle and knowing is the other half, Then there is no need to fight.
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IVIaster LUKE
Shadow Company HQ Lokun Listamenn
671
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Posted - 2014.08.22 11:36:00 -
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The Slickers - Johnny too Bad.
"Walking down the road...With a pistol in his waist...Johnny your too bad....
"Uu a'kings a riika pagh bagla bis kachata weenow con Bantha Poodoo"
R.I.P. BENDECCO. 1970 - 2014.
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Vapor Forseti
Ancient Textiles.
1292
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Posted - 2014.08.22 12:22:00 -
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Tell Johnny to whip out his Johnny. He'll be untouchable.
I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
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NAV HIV
The Generals Anime Empire.
2004
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Posted - 2014.08.22 12:34:00 -
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Thor Odinson42 wrote:Johnny walks home alone everyday. He gets beaten up a lot. Johnny sees dozens of other individuals getting beaten up every day. Johnny hears about these groups that walk home together and hears it's much safer. But Johnny refuses to join any of the walking groups because he likes enjoying the scenery by himself.
What advise would you give Johnny to make his daily commute better?
Stay away from my Johnnie Walker !!!! It's not OP lol
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