I am unworthy of your presence, for I am a pubbie.

The internet forum I pay money to post on was irreparably ruined by 4chan

We really only come when you guys call us if you don't want us here stop bringing us up, yes it kind of is that simple.

Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice!

old news , EoN rip , get over it ppffff

I know you're mad that 20 bux went to waste but there's no need to get analpained about it and start changing quotes

We are the eternal enemy of unfunny badposters. If you wish clarification on what this means, please ask Samahiel. I'm not feeling educational today.

I feel like I'd get yelled at if I ask. so please someone else ask

I am terrible at being terrible apparently.

How I imagine it working:

Only one of them read the forums or play the game
He notices something and alerts the hive by making a post linking a thread he wants attacked.
The hive goes into a frenzy until the undesirables show no signs of life.
Normalcy prevails.

You forgot about the debauchery and drinking when we invite ourselves over to your place at 3 AM

You forgot about the debauchery and drinking when we invite ourselves over to your place at 3 AM

You can break stuff, but if you steal anything you are dead.

How I imagine it working:

Only one of them read the forums or play the game
He notices something and alerts the hive by making a post linking a thread he wants attacked.
The hive goes into a frenzy until the undesirables show no signs of life.
Normalcy prevails.

How I imagine it working:

Only one of them read the forums or play the game
He notices something and alerts the hive by making a post linking a thread he wants attacked.
The hive goes into a frenzy until the undesirables show no signs of life.
Normalcy prevails.

Ohh, look, a goon circle jerk!

Ohh, look, a goon circle jerk!

Chillingly accurate.

*Walks in*

Nuh-uh, oh no, not on mah watch.

Goons, you silly ostriches, i know the land looks clear because everyone has left, but it is not. Go back to your holes. it'll be clear when Rampage finally understands he's wasting his time and the Last of Dust moves on.

Then you may walk in with your broom, sweep our left overs and the remains, and turn off the lights behind us. Because that is the place where you sit, at the end where only darkness and broken dreams remain.

May you enjoy CCP forever.

too bad it hasn't worked.

To say it hasn't worked implies we had a goal to start with.

Goons are everywhere, the one's who are goon first and take pride in it on the other hand they're also everywhere.just in lower numbers. SA's Destiny group is 500-600 members in size. correct?

You got me curious so I went and looked, there are 508 people in the main goon destiny group.

Do you Goons take shifts bumping this thread? It seems as if you do. I can imagine it now.

Samahiel: Okay, we need to start bumping the Kain Spero thread, it'll be tough, but I believe with a little organization and determination, we can do it. I volunteer myself to take the Monday shift.

Breakin stuff: Man, that's a load of crap! You know that's the day you and I sell weed door to door dressed like girl scouts.

Samahiel: I thought girl scouts stood outside shopping market entrances trying to get you to buy their cookies, and make you feel guilty for not buying them when you already made a grocery list, and girl scout cookies weren't on the list. Anyway, you have Fridays, congratulations.

Hobo on fire: Hey that reminds me! Can you pick up some snickerdoodles the next time you're out? All we got is chocolate chip. Oh and I'll take Thursdays.

Moronic Farce: *whispers in Hobos ear* Don't tell Lionshead, but I stashed some white chocolate macadamias in the cupboard downstairs. Can I get Saturdays, Sam? It's the one day I don't dress like a doctor and pretend to be a gynecologist.

Lionshead Nebula: Man these snickerdoodle cookies are good as hell! Sign me up for Wednesdays, homie.

Bob Urges: Yo Sam, I just got the new Ipad model 479, it comes with mobile internet, and a vibrator. SIgn me up for Tuesdays, I can multitask, bump the thread, and make it rain nickels on strippers.

Kain Spero: I ain't touching that thread with a ten foot pole. Make it a ten foot sandwich with vermecelli noodles, then we can talk.

Disappointingly non erotic fan fiction.

I will now point out a factual error in your story and in doing so invalidate your post.
Lions is Bob's Urges. Haha you have been made the fool and the entire internet sees it! One more for the good guys!

Also be fair we're just popping in to shitpost and make stupid jokes, if Dust pubbies didn't feel the need to get the last word in on us this thread would have died a long time ago.

I know but who would let that happen... ever...

Sorta wanted to let derrith keep thinking bob and lions were different, handy thing about him being in XMPLR and being one of the few really good people in the alliance's leadership.