DUST Search - The gallenteans are the worst thing in New eden

CUSE TOWN333 wrote:

Foley Jones wrote:

((This thread is for lols, lets not take this too seriously...but long live the Caldari master race))

Im not racist or anything...but the universe would be better off if the Gallenteans just stop existing

the Gallenteans are the cancer of New Eden, they are also the reason why there is no PvE in dust,

Gallenteans are

Slow
Uneducated
Dirty
Savage
Over weight
Lazy
Have no idea what the **** they are ever doing
Smelly like 50 year old garbage
Rude
Never help anyone out
Greedy
Alcoholics
Abuse children
Racist
Always angry
never listen when us Caldari try to reason with them
And they crash super carriers into stations

Again, im not racist, i am a melting pot of friendship

But should us superior , Caldari, Amarrians and Minnies share this wonderful universe with theses animals ? No we should purge them before they cause further damage

Now in order to do this, the Amarrians and Minnies will have to realize and acknowledge that the Caldari are indeed the master race then offer their military to help us with incursions into Gallentean space in which we will evacuate all Caldari, Amarrian, Minmatar, intaki and jin-mei civilians from those poorly constructed Gallentean stations..

Then our massive dreadnaught fleet will begin to bombard said stations once all innocents are evacuated, leaving only debris and Gallentean corpses to drift space..

Then we call upon the spirit of Tibus Heth himself to wipe every Gallentean world clean of those dirty savages so we can then colonize them with a more superior race as the Gallenteans did not deserve to ever populate on such planets, wasting all the resources it had to offer, thus destroying the planets would be heartless...no we must wipe out the Gallenteans and establish a more worthy race....like the Caldari

Then once the smoke clears, The remaining superior races will appoint the Caldari the masters of New Eden (as we should be) and come to us for help and our infinite wisdom

As the Caldari are the master race, all other races may be superior..but only to the gallenteans..and that not saying much

Again, im not racist, im a melting pot of friendship

This all sounds nice and sweat but for any of it to happen the Caldari would have to come out of the redline and grow a pair.

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True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 12389	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:09:00 - [31] - Quote CCP Rattati wrote: I disagree. I think they are all future Mel Gibson William Wallaces in sleek four-eyed body armor of bad-assery. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! And this is why this games lore will never develop beyond Ignorant Gallentean Slob: "We iz the guud guise" True Adamance : "But you ** prisoners of war....https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Caldari_Prisoners_of_War" Ignorant Gallentean Slob:** "It's cool cuz FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!" EDIT: Is not expecting a response from the DEV who does not want to deal with me point out the true nature of the Gallente. "We were commanded us to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocent caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 186	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:13:00 - [32] - Quote Gallente.. they are the MURICA of EVE/DUST/LEGION.. liberal hippies on the surface while forceing "FREEDOM" and "EQUALITY" upon the universe. Logibro in training. Weapon Damage Profiles Quick List
Foley Jones Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 611	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:16:00 - [33] - Quote Apothecary Za'ki wrote: Gallente.. they are the MURICA of EVE/DUST/LEGION.. liberal hippies on the surface while forceing "FREEDOM" and "EQUALITY" upon the universe. As a fellow American, i still perfer the Caldari state :D MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 186	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:17:00 - [34] - Quote CUSE TOWN333 wrote: Foley Jones wrote: ((This thread is for lols, lets not take this too seriously...but long live the Caldari master race)) Im not racist or anything...but the universe would be better off if the Gallenteans just stop existing the Gallenteans are the cancer of New Eden, they are also the reason why there is no PvE in dust, Gallenteans are Slow Uneducated Dirty Savage Over weight Lazy Have no idea what the **** they are ever doing Smelly like 50 year old garbage Rude Never help anyone out Greedy Alcoholics Abuse children Racist Always angry never listen when us Caldari try to reason with them And they crash super carriers into stations Again, im not racist, i am a melting pot of friendship But should us superior , Caldari, Amarrians and Minnies share this wonderful universe with theses animals ? No we should purge them before they cause further damage Now in order to do this, the Amarrians and Minnies will have to realize and acknowledge that the Caldari are indeed the master race then offer their military to help us with incursions into Gallentean space in which we will evacuate all Caldari, Amarrian, Minmatar, intaki and jin-mei civilians from those poorly constructed Gallentean stations.. Then our massive dreadnaught fleet will begin to bombard said stations once all innocents are evacuated, leaving only debris and Gallentean corpses to drift space.. Then we call upon the spirit of Tibus Heth himself to wipe every Gallentean world clean of those dirty savages so we can then colonize them with a more superior race as the Gallenteans did not deserve to ever populate on such planets, wasting all the resources it had to offer, thus destroying the planets would be heartless...no we must wipe out the Gallenteans and establish a more worthy race....like the Caldari Then once the smoke clears, The remaining superior races will appoint the Caldari the masters of New Eden (as we should be) and come to us for help and our infinite wisdom As the Caldari are the master race, all other races may be superior..but only to the gallenteans..and that not saying much Again, im not racist, im a melting pot of friendship This all sounds nice and sweat but for any of it to happen the Caldari would have to come out of the redline and grow a pair. caldari are only in the redline casue too meny winning team joiners rideing Gay-Lante nuts. Logibro in training. Weapon Damage Profiles Quick List
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 186	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:18:00 - [35] - Quote Foley Jones wrote: Apothecary Za'ki wrote: Gallente.. they are the MURICA of EVE/DUST/LEGION.. liberal hippies on the surface while forceing "FREEDOM" and "EQUALITY" upon the universe. As a fellow American, i still perfer the Caldari state :D i ment what i said in an offensive way.. but yes.. cold capitalism > idiologys >religous crusades Logibro in training. Weapon Damage Profiles Quick List
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 189	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:21:00 - [36] - Quote Gallente Nuff said... Logibro in training. Weapon Damage Profiles Quick List
Patrick57 Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 7924	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:29:00 - [37] - Quote No, the dirty Minmatar are the worst things yo happen to New Eden. T_ T King Thunderbolt is my number one fan.

CCP Rattati C C P C C P Alliance 4997	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:31:00 - [38] - Quote True Adamance wrote: CCP Rattati wrote: I disagree. I think they are all future Mel Gibson William Wallaces in sleek four-eyed body armor of bad-assery. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! And this is why this games lore will never develop beyond Ignorant Gallentean Slob: "We iz the guud guise" True Adamance : "But you ** prisoners of war....https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Caldari_Prisoners_of_War" Ignorant Gallentean Slob:** "It's cool cuz FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!" EDIT: Is not expecting a response from the DEV who does not want to deal with me point out the true nature of the Gallente. Needs more Babelfish "As well as stupid, Rattati is incredibly slow and accident-prone, and cannot even swim"

KING CHECKMATE Opus Arcana Covert Intervention 5560	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:35:00 - [39] - Quote Foley Jones wrote: Caldari Propaganda That was very funny my friend. One thing thou, for a MASTER RACE, you sure die fast to our SCR Rifles.... The best Damage mod is a HEADSHOT....
Void Echo Total Extinction 2649	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:40:00 - [40] - Quote CCP Rattati wrote: I disagree. I think they are all future Mel Gibson William Wallaces in sleek four-eyed body armor of bad-assery. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! says the dev who has a caldari scum as an avatar..... Closed Beta Vet. PSN: Helix-Void_Echo Only the strongest can do Good and the weakest do Evil- Void Echo


CCP Rattati C C P C C P Alliance 4999	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:44:00 - [41] - Quote Void Echo wrote: CCP Rattati wrote: I disagree. I think they are all future Mel Gibson William Wallaces in sleek four-eyed body armor of bad-assery. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! says the dev who has a caldari scum as an avatar..... Can't change it sadface "As well as stupid, Rattati is incredibly slow and accident-prone, and cannot even swim"

Scheneighnay McBob Cult of Gasai 5759	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:46:00 - [42] - Quote We recently taught the Gallente how to make origami nukes. Beat that. pé¦pâ+pé¦pâ½pâäpâ¬pâ¦pé¦pâ¼pâ+pâêpü»sñ¬S+ïpéè
Spademan The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 2549	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:47:00 - [43] - Quote CCP Rattati wrote: Void Echo wrote: CCP Rattati wrote: I disagree. I think they are all future Mel Gibson William Wallaces in sleek four-eyed body armor of bad-assery. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! says the dev who has a caldari scum as an avatar..... Can't change it sadface Surely you could pull a few devhack strings? Maybe sweet talk CCP RaRaRa? (I heard it's his fault for all caldari avatars. If I got the name right that is) I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special. Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 12392	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:49:00 - [44] - Quote CCP Rattati wrote: Needs more Babelfish <-------------- Feels successfully trolled...... "We were commanded us to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocent caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
Scheneighnay McBob Cult of Gasai 5760	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:53:00 - [45] - Quote Gallente laws are too strict. And their warrant officers aren't letting any minmatar vehicles leave the war barges pé¦pâ+pé¦pâ½pâäpâ¬pâ¦pé¦pâ¼pâ+pâêpü»sñ¬S+ïpéè
Reign Omega BurgezzE.T.F General Tso's Alliance 678	Posted - 2014.07.30 22:56:00 - [46] - Quote Foley Jones wrote: Zindorak wrote: . Its like PS3/PS4 vs Crapbox/Crapbox one. Minmatar is the Crapbox/Crapbox one and Amarr is the PS3/PS4 No No No No stop stop This is a space racist thread... Lets not get into console wars here... Spracist. Word fusion is the future. Observe the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law.
Spademan The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 2550	Posted - 2014.07.30 23:01:00 - [47] - Quote True Adamance wrote: CCP Rattati wrote: I disagree. I think they are all future Mel Gibson William Wallaces in sleek four-eyed body armor of bad-assery. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! And this is why this games lore will never develop beyond Ignorant Gallentean Slob: "We iz the guud guise" True Adamance : "But you ** prisoners of war....https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Caldari_Prisoners_of_War" Ignorant Gallentean Slob:** "It's cool cuz FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!" EDIT: Is not expecting a response from the DEV who does not want to deal with me point out the true nature of the Gallente. Are you saying you don't want the freedom to be a Gallente citizen and adopt our customs? I don't understand. I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special. Official Time Lord of the Scout Community

CCP Rattati C C P C C P Alliance 5003	Posted - 2014.07.30 23:03:00 - [48] - Quote Reign Omega wrote: Foley Jones wrote: Zindorak wrote: . Its like PS3/PS4 vs Crapbox/Crapbox one. Minmatar is the Crapbox/Crapbox one and Amarr is the PS3/PS4 No No No No stop stop This is a space racist thread... Lets not get into console wars here... Spracist. Word fusion is the future. You mean wordsion is the future. "As well as stupid, Rattati is incredibly slow and accident-prone, and cannot even swim"

CUSE TOWN333 KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 996	Posted - 2014.07.30 23:03:00 - [49] - Quote CCP Rattati wrote: I disagree. I think they are all future Mel Gibson William Wallaces in sleek four-eyed body armor of bad-assery. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! and we can shoot lightning bolts out of are arse. KEQ diplomat/ intel /GC officer
Foley Jones Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 613	Posted - 2014.07.30 23:06:00 - [50] - Quote i will never understand why it is that when i make a ****** thread it becomes active..... Am i popular or something? :l MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP

Reign Omega BurgezzE.T.F General Tso's Alliance 681	Posted - 2014.07.30 23:11:00 - [51] - Quote Foley Jones wrote: i will never understand why it is that when i make a ****** thread it becomes active..... Am i popular or something? :l I'm not sure, but i just said your signature to the tune of Milkshake, and I giggled heartily. Observe the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law.
JRleo jr Xer Cloud Consortium 154	Posted - 2014.07.30 23:15:00 - [52] - Quote CUSE TOWN333 wrote: CCP Rattati wrote: I disagree. I think they are all future Mel Gibson William Wallaces in sleek four-eyed body armor of bad-assery. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! and we can shoot lightning bolts out of are arse. LLightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Max level brony. Pink fluffy unicorns http://youtu.be/C34BzC7rnos Best song evar.
Freccia di Lybra Maphia Clan Corporation 167	Posted - 2014.07.30 23:22:00 - [53] - Quote CCP Rattati wrote: Reign Omega wrote: Foley Jones wrote: Zindorak wrote: . Its like PS3/PS4 vs Crapbox/Crapbox one. Minmatar is the Crapbox/Crapbox one and Amarr is the PS3/PS4 No No No No stop stop This is a space racist thread... Lets not get into console wars here... Spracist. Word fusion is the future. You mean wordsion is the future. CCP Rouge wrote: Jove is the PC Ei fu, xxwhitedevilxx former Co-CEO Maphia Clan Corporation / Unit Unicorn
Mauren NOON The Exemplars Top Men. 392	Posted - 2014.07.30 23:29:00 - [54] - Quote Foley Jones wrote: spouts nonsense to hide the fact that his race has bad heavies and to make himself believe that caldari are better than amarr when amarr are far superior because #swag #lazorz Fixed Scr and commando enthusiast. A commando is not just a suit, but a way of life... "The only thing to fear is fear itself"
Freccia di Lybra Maphia Clan Corporation 167	Posted - 2014.07.30 23:31:00 - [55] - Quote always remember that Lasers are magic! Ei fu, xxwhitedevilxx former Co-CEO Maphia Clan Corporation / Unit Unicorn
Spademan The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 2552	Posted - 2014.07.30 23:32:00 - [56] - Quote Mauren NOON wrote: amarr are far superior because #swag #lazorz* Alright, you've got a good pro amarr argument there. But is there no room for freedom? I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special. Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
Mauren NOON The Exemplars Top Men. 394	Posted - 2014.07.30 23:34:00 - [57] - Quote Spademan wrote: Mauren NOON wrote: amarr are far superior because #swag #lazorz* Alright, you've got a good pro amarr argument there. But is there no room for freedom? Well no, since the minmatar are so stubborn Scr and commando enthusiast. A commando is not just a suit, but a way of life... "The only thing to fear is fear itself"
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 12396	Posted - 2014.07.30 23:56:00 - [58] - Quote Mauren NOON wrote: Spademan wrote: Mauren NOON wrote: amarr are far superior because #swag #lazorz* Alright, you've got a good pro amarr argument there. But is there no room for freedom? Well no, since the minmatar are so stubborn We also have Gold, Women, and Golden Women. If you don't have Golden Women then don't talk to me peasant! "We were commanded us to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocent caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
Void Echo Total Extinction 2649	Posted - 2014.07.31 00:10:00 - [59] - Quote CCP Rattati wrote: Void Echo wrote: CCP Rattati wrote: I disagree. I think they are all future Mel Gibson William Wallaces in sleek four-eyed body armor of bad-assery. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! says the dev who has a caldari scum as an avatar..... Can't change it sadface your a dev, one of the gods of new eden, surely you could say "Show me Gallentean!!!" and your picture would transform. I call shenanigans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Closed Beta Vet. PSN: Helix-Void_Echo Only the strongest can do Good and the weakest do Evil- Void Echo
Void Echo Total Extinction 2649	Posted - 2014.07.31 00:13:00 - [60] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Mauren NOON wrote: Spademan wrote: Mauren NOON wrote: amarr are far superior because #swag #lazorz* Alright, you've got a good pro amarr argument there. But is there no room for freedom? Well no, since the minmatar are so stubborn We also have Gold, Women, and Golden Women. If you don't have Golden Women then don't talk to me peasant! if your women are golden then they must be huge!!!! (Gold is heavy so their women must be heavy) Gallentean women are sexy though....... Closed Beta Vet. PSN: Helix-Void_Echo Only the strongest can do Good and the weakest do Evil- Void Echo



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