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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
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Posted - 2014.07.30 20:10:00 -
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((This thread is for lols, lets not take this too seriously...but long live the Caldari master race))
Im not racist or anything...but the universe would be better off if the Gallenteans just stop existing
the Gallenteans are the cancer of New Eden, they are also the reason why there is no PvE in dust,
Gallenteans are
Slow Uneducated Dirty Savage Over weight Lazy Have no idea what the **** they are ever doing Smelly like 50 year old garbage Rude Never help anyone out Greedy Alcoholics Abuse children Racist Always angry never listen when us Caldari try to reason with them And they crash super carriers into stations
Again, im not racist, i am a melting pot of friendship
But should us superior , Caldari, Amarrians and Minnies share this wonderful universe with theses animals ? No we should purge them before they cause further damage
Now in order to do this, the Amarrians and Minnies will have to realize and acknowledge that the Caldari are indeed the master race then offer their military to help us with incursions into Gallentean space in which we will evacuate all Caldari, Amarrian, Minmatar, intaki and jin-mei civilians from those poorly constructed Gallentean stations..
Then our massive dreadnaught fleet will begin to bombard said stations once all innocents are evacuated, leaving only debris and Gallentean corpses to drift space..
Then we call upon the spirit of Tibus Heth himself to wipe every Gallentean world clean of those dirty savages so we can then colonize them with a more superior race as the Gallenteans did not deserve to ever populate on such planets, wasting all the resources it had to offer, thus destroying the planets would be heartless...no we must wipe out the Gallenteans and establish a more worthy race....like the Caldari
Then once the smoke clears, The remaining superior races will appoint the Caldari the masters of New Eden (as we should be) and come to us for help and our infinite wisdom
As the Caldari are the master race, all other races may be superior..but only to the gallenteans..and that not saying much
Again, im not racist, im a melting pot of friendship
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
604
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Posted - 2014.07.30 20:20:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:The delusions of the pathetic, I see.
I suppose I should be applauding, though. I wouldn't have thought a corporate drone capable of such a vivid imagination.
its not a imagination alright? its the truth, the Gallenteans need to be purged and the Caldari need to be known as the Master race...you must be brainwashed by that filthy propaganda in the federation to think your race is superior, when its not
the Caldari are obviously the true master race
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
604
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Posted - 2014.07.30 20:23:00 -
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Good god he is handsome
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
604
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Posted - 2014.07.30 20:24:00 -
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Zindorak wrote:. Its like PS3/PS4 vs Crapbox/Crapbox one. Minmatar is the Crapbox/Crapbox one and Amarr is the PS3/PS4
No No No No stop stop
This is a space racist thread...
Lets not get into console wars here...
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
604
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Posted - 2014.07.30 20:27:00 -
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Zindorak wrote:Foley Jones wrote:Zindorak wrote:. Its like PS3/PS4 vs Crapbox/Crapbox one. Minmatar is the Crapbox/Crapbox one and Amarr is the PS3/PS4 No No No No stop stop This is a space racist thread... Lets not get into console wars here... Ok sorry i was just stating the facts here
i still wuv you :l
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
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Posted - 2014.07.30 20:42:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Was my Duvolle's Plasma too hot for you Caldari? Hmm, that's right, your suits don't have any cooling, because Caldari don't care about your well being
Its only because you gallenteans could not handle us amazingly powerful Caldari, so you had CCP nerf us by threatening to tear up their office and **** in their coffee like the savages you are T_T
So they took cooling out along with our powerful shields!
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
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Posted - 2014.07.30 21:09:00 -
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You may live Gallentean.....
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
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Posted - 2014.07.30 22:16:00 -
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Apothecary Za'ki wrote:Gallente.. they are the MURICA of EVE/DUST/LEGION.. liberal hippies on the surface while forceing "FREEDOM" and "EQUALITY" upon the universe.
As a fellow American, i still perfer the Caldari state :D
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
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Posted - 2014.07.30 23:06:00 -
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i will never understand why it is that when i make a ****** thread it becomes active.....
Am i popular or something? :l
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
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Posted - 2014.07.31 01:39:00 -
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Matticus Monk wrote:Foley Jones wrote:Gallenteans are Slow Uneducated Dirty Savage Over weight Lazy Have no idea what the **** they are ever doing Smelly like 50 year old garbage Rude Never help anyone out Greedy Alcoholics Abuse children Racist Always angry never listen when us Caldari try to reason with them And they crash super carriers into stations
So, to summarize: " Awesome" Less IS more! m8
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
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Posted - 2014.07.31 16:36:00 -
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6 pages.....i should make threads more often now
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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Foley Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
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Posted - 2014.07.31 19:28:00 -
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Michael Arck wrote:Outstanding OP. Simply truth unfiltered. Well done kirjuun
Thank you kirjuun Michael!
MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
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