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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2014.07.13 23:21:00 -
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The Boundless HMG
[2:01:27 AM] Sgt Kirk: Boundless HMG wins all
[2:01:54 AM] Sgt Kirk: Doesn't matter what arguement
[2:02:35 AM] Sgt Kirk: Even the creationist arguement, the answer is the Boundless HMG
[2:02:59 AM] Sgt Kirk: Is there a god? No Boundless HMG
[2:03:19 AM] Sgt Kirk: Does god exist? Yes, Boundless HMG
[2:03:59 AM] Fizzer XCIV: Did I win the lottery?
[2:04:45 AM] Sgt Kirk: No, The Boundless HMG did
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2014.07.13 23:25:00 -
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Cody Sietz wrote:How did the Greeks get into the city of Troy?
The Boundless HMG, inside an LAV.
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2014.07.13 23:26:00 -
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Seymour KrelbornX wrote:Cat Merc wrote:The Boundless HMG
[2:01:27 AM] Sgt Kirk: Boundless HMG wins all
[2:01:54 AM] Sgt Kirk: Doesn't matter what arguement
[2:02:35 AM] Sgt Kirk: Even the creationist arguement, the answer is the Boundless HMG
[2:02:59 AM] Sgt Kirk: Is there a god? No Boundless HMG
[2:03:19 AM] Sgt Kirk: Does god exist? Yes, Boundless HMG
[2:03:59 AM] Fizzer XCIV: Did I win the lottery?
[2:04:45 AM] Sgt Kirk: No, The Boundless HMG did and on the 6th day god said, "let there be remote explosives." and on the 7th day the boundless hmg rested...next to its dead fat suit.
Correction:
And on the 7th day the boundless HMG rested, next to it's fat suit with a 25% resistance to explosives, eating the enemy.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
10888
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Posted - 2014.07.13 23:29:00 -
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hfderrtgvcd wrote:militia shotgun > boundless hmg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Heavy takes 1/4th damage*
Owww, that tickles
*Heavy turns around*
*Boundless HMG ratatatatatata*
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2014.07.14 00:04:00 -
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Seymour KrelbornX wrote:hfderrtgvcd wrote:militia shotgun > boundless hmg I have witnessed this... does this make us heretics?
Yes
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2014.07.14 01:55:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:J4yne C0bb wrote:And now, my portly brothers and sisters, please open your Book of Fatness to Chapter 1, Verse 1. Let us pray:
A Reading from the Psalm of Heavy:
The BOUNDLESS is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to smite redberries in dusty pastures: he leadeth me to narrow hallways.
He saveth my clone: he leadeth me in the rivers of bloodlust for his name's sake.
And yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadowless Clackers, I will fear no Scout; for Thou art with me; thy DPS and quick rotation speed, they comfort me.
Thou preparest before me a claustrophic room full of redberries; thou anointest my HMG with oil; my K/DR runneth over.
Surely badassedness and mercilessness shall follow me all the minutes of my clone's life: and I will dwell in the house of the BOUNDLESS for ever.
Amen.
Slay everything to pieces, my fat brethren. -Tinkers with Assault Rifle. Glances up at this crazy son of a [redacted] and slowly backs away.-
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2014.07.14 02:17:00 -
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Cheydinhal Guard wrote:Where do babies come from?
Baby Heavy Machine Gun
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