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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
10888
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Posted - 2014.07.13 23:21:00 -
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The Boundless HMG
[2:01:27 AM] Sgt Kirk: Boundless HMG wins all
[2:01:54 AM] Sgt Kirk: Doesn't matter what arguement
[2:02:35 AM] Sgt Kirk: Even the creationist arguement, the answer is the Boundless HMG
[2:02:59 AM] Sgt Kirk: Is there a god? No Boundless HMG
[2:03:19 AM] Sgt Kirk: Does god exist? Yes, Boundless HMG
[2:03:59 AM] Fizzer XCIV: Did I win the lottery?
[2:04:45 AM] Sgt Kirk: No, The Boundless HMG did
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Cody Sietz
SVER True Blood
Dark Taboo
3573
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Posted - 2014.07.13 23:22:00 -
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How did the Greeks get into the city of Troy?
"I do agree with you there though. shudders"
-Arkena Wyrnspire
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Vulpes Dolosus
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1701
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Posted - 2014.07.13 23:23:00 -
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And then you realize a 4x cplx damage mod Boundless HMG can't beat the passive repair of my Python.
Where's your god now?
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Seymour KrelbornX
Holdfast Syndicate
Amarr Empire
497
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Posted - 2014.07.13 23:23:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:The Boundless HMG
[2:01:27 AM] Sgt Kirk: Boundless HMG wins all
[2:01:54 AM] Sgt Kirk: Doesn't matter what arguement
[2:02:35 AM] Sgt Kirk: Even the creationist arguement, the answer is the Boundless HMG
[2:02:59 AM] Sgt Kirk: Is there a god? No Boundless HMG
[2:03:19 AM] Sgt Kirk: Does god exist? Yes, Boundless HMG
[2:03:59 AM] Fizzer XCIV: Did I win the lottery?
[2:04:45 AM] Sgt Kirk: No, The Boundless HMG did
and on the 6th day god said, "let there be remote explosives."
and on the 7th day the boundless hmg rested...next to its dead fat suit. |
Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
10888
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Posted - 2014.07.13 23:25:00 -
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Cody Sietz wrote:How did the Greeks get into the city of Troy?
The Boundless HMG, inside an LAV.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
10888
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Posted - 2014.07.13 23:26:00 -
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Seymour KrelbornX wrote:Cat Merc wrote:The Boundless HMG
[2:01:27 AM] Sgt Kirk: Boundless HMG wins all
[2:01:54 AM] Sgt Kirk: Doesn't matter what arguement
[2:02:35 AM] Sgt Kirk: Even the creationist arguement, the answer is the Boundless HMG
[2:02:59 AM] Sgt Kirk: Is there a god? No Boundless HMG
[2:03:19 AM] Sgt Kirk: Does god exist? Yes, Boundless HMG
[2:03:59 AM] Fizzer XCIV: Did I win the lottery?
[2:04:45 AM] Sgt Kirk: No, The Boundless HMG did and on the 6th day god said, "let there be remote explosives." and on the 7th day the boundless hmg rested...next to its dead fat suit.
Correction:
And on the 7th day the boundless HMG rested, next to it's fat suit with a 25% resistance to explosives, eating the enemy.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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hfderrtgvcd
Resheph Interstellar Strategy
Gallente Federation
129
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Posted - 2014.07.13 23:27:00 -
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milita shotgun > boundless hmg |
Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
10888
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Posted - 2014.07.13 23:29:00 -
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hfderrtgvcd wrote:militia shotgun > boundless hmg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Heavy takes 1/4th damage*
Owww, that tickles
*Heavy turns around*
*Boundless HMG ratatatatatata*
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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hfderrtgvcd
Resheph Interstellar Strategy
Gallente Federation
129
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Posted - 2014.07.13 23:31:00 -
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Do you eve headshot bro? milita shotty will win if he has the drop on the heavy |
Sasseros
18
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Posted - 2014.07.13 23:44:00 -
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[x:xx:xx xM] Sasserus: The Boundless HMG?
Please stay still, my aim suck even with the reppTool =P
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Seymour KrelbornX
Holdfast Syndicate
Amarr Empire
499
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Posted - 2014.07.14 00:03:00 -
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hfderrtgvcd wrote:militia shotgun > boundless hmg
I have witnessed this...
does this make us heretics? |
Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
10894
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Posted - 2014.07.14 00:04:00 -
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Seymour KrelbornX wrote:hfderrtgvcd wrote:militia shotgun > boundless hmg I have witnessed this... does this make us heretics?
Yes
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
6506
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Posted - 2014.07.14 00:12:00 -
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This is Blasphemy to the Mighty Boundless.
May he cleanse your souls in a host of hellfire in the blink of an eye.
see you space cowboy...
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J4yne C0bb
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
453
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Posted - 2014.07.14 00:23:00 -
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Vulpes Dolosus wrote:And then you realize a 4x cplx damage mod Boundless HMG can't beat the passive repair of my Python.
Where's your god now?
No prob. I got a 4x complex dm Kaalakiota fit for just such occasions. Wanna party, baby?
Min Logi | aka Punch R0ckgroin, fatman
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J4yne C0bb
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
455
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Posted - 2014.07.14 00:30:00 -
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Seymour KrelbornX wrote:hfderrtgvcd wrote:militia shotgun > boundless hmg I have witnessed this... does this make us heretics?
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Boundless, amen.
*prays*
The parable of the money lenders in the temple would have been soooo much better if Jesus had a Boundless.
Min Logi | aka Punch R0ckgroin, fatman
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Seymour KrelbornX
Holdfast Syndicate
Amarr Empire
501
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Posted - 2014.07.14 00:33:00 -
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J4yne C0bb wrote:Seymour KrelbornX wrote:hfderrtgvcd wrote:militia shotgun > boundless hmg I have witnessed this... does this make us heretics? In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Boundless, amen. *prays* The parable of the money lenders in the temple would have been soooo much better if Jesus had a Boundless.
lol... I was just imagining priests wearing an hmg around their necks instead of a cross... |
THEAMAZING POTHEAD
Nyain San
General Tso's Alliance
1191
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Posted - 2014.07.14 00:33:00 -
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calscout with 4 complex shield ext, 2 complex range enh, boundless CR, cloak, and REs.
Your argument is invalid.
It sees all.
It instantly murders all.
Its invincible(******* garb hit detection on it, even with high ROF guns like hmg or smg..ugh)
Your post is making me facepalm. ò.ó
Nyan!~~=[,,..,,]:3
Nyain SanGäó (rated ® for rape) is currently accepting hatemails.
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Seymour KrelbornX
Holdfast Syndicate
Amarr Empire
501
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Posted - 2014.07.14 00:37:00 -
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THEAMAZING POTHEAD wrote:calscout with 4 complex shield ext, 2 complex range enh, boundless CR, cloak, and REs.
Your argument is invalid.
It sees all.
It instantly murders all.
Its invincible(******* garb hit detection on it, even with high ROF guns like hmg or smg..ugh)
this is why I made a thread about reducing the tossing distance of remotes, since scouts can toss them 10 meters....bah, I'm messing up the thread I know, but you all saw my post... I know you did... |
CLONE117
True Pros Forever
827
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Posted - 2014.07.14 00:40:00 -
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the boundless is not alsoways the correct answer.
sometimes mr orbital is however.
dust 514 shall be eternal.
pve for dust 514.
hmmm a shiny red button!. ima press it!
WARNING! SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATED.
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
6508
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Posted - 2014.07.14 00:43:00 -
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CLONE117 wrote:the boundless is not alsoways the correct answer.
sometimes mr orbital is however.
How do you think that orbital was achieved?
From the Blood of the Boundless's enemies no doubt.
see you space cowboy...
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CLONE117
True Pros Forever
827
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Posted - 2014.07.14 00:55:00 -
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hmmm...good point....but i think ill stick with my standard issue adv hmg for now.
dust 514 shall be eternal.
pve for dust 514.
hmmm a shiny red button!. ima press it!
WARNING! SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATED.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
4302
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Posted - 2014.07.14 01:09:00 -
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Freedom Assault HMG leaves no questioners to bother with.
PSN: The_Rynoceros
Destiny beta SoonGäó
Console Master Race
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castba
Merc-0107
509
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Posted - 2014.07.14 01:14:00 -
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Ha! Boundless isn't even the best HMG... If you can aim. |
J4yne C0bb
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
455
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Posted - 2014.07.14 01:39:00 -
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And now, my portly brothers and sisters, please open your Book of Fatness to Chapter 1, Verse 1. Let us pray:
A Reading from the Psalm of Heavy:
The BOUNDLESS is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to smite redberries in dusty pastures: he leadeth me to narrow hallways.
He saveth my clone: he leadeth me in the rivers of bloodlust for his name's sake.
And yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadowless Clackers, I will fear no Scout; for Thou art with me; thy DPS and quick rotation speed, they comfort me.
Thou preparest before me a claustrophic room full of redberries; thou anointest my HMG with oil; my K/DR runneth over.
Surely badassedness and mercilessness shall follow me all the minutes of my clone's life: and I will dwell in the house of the BOUNDLESS for ever.
Amen.
Slay everything to pieces, my fat brethren.
Min Logi | aka Punch R0ckgroin, fatman
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Cheydinhal Guard
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
127
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Posted - 2014.07.14 01:54:00 -
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Where do babies come from?
You filthy amarr, with your golden guns and your sparkling merc quarters....Curse you..
GalLogi to the end
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Aeon Amadi
Edimmu Warfighters
Gallente Federation
6287
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Posted - 2014.07.14 01:54:00 -
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J4yne C0bb wrote:And now, my portly brothers and sisters, please open your Book of Fatness to Chapter 1, Verse 1. Let us pray:
A Reading from the Psalm of Heavy:
The BOUNDLESS is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to smite redberries in dusty pastures: he leadeth me to narrow hallways.
He saveth my clone: he leadeth me in the rivers of bloodlust for his name's sake.
And yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadowless Clackers, I will fear no Scout; for Thou art with me; thy DPS and quick rotation speed, they comfort me.
Thou preparest before me a claustrophic room full of redberries; thou anointest my HMG with oil; my K/DR runneth over.
Surely badassedness and mercilessness shall follow me all the minutes of my clone's life: and I will dwell in the house of the BOUNDLESS for ever.
Amen.
Slay everything to pieces, my fat brethren.
-Tinkers with Assault Rifle. Glances up at this crazy son of a [redacted] and slowly backs away.-
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
6511
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Posted - 2014.07.14 01:54:00 -
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J4yne C0bb wrote:And now, my portly brothers and sisters, please open your Book of Fatness to Chapter 1, Verse 1. Let us pray:
A Reading from the Psalm of Heavy:
The BOUNDLESS is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to smite redberries in dusty pastures: he leadeth me to narrow hallways.
He saveth my clone: he leadeth me in the rivers of bloodlust for his name's sake.
And yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadowless Clackers, I will fear no Scout; for Thou art with me; thy DPS and quick rotation speed, they comfort me.
Thou preparest before me a claustrophic room full of redberries; thou anointest my HMG with oil; my K/DR runneth over.
Surely badassedness and mercilessness shall follow me all the minutes of my clone's life: and I will dwell in the house of the BOUNDLESS for ever.
Amen.
Slay everything to pieces, my fat brethren.
*Sheds tears of joy.*
see you space cowboy...
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
10905
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Posted - 2014.07.14 01:55:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:J4yne C0bb wrote:And now, my portly brothers and sisters, please open your Book of Fatness to Chapter 1, Verse 1. Let us pray:
A Reading from the Psalm of Heavy:
The BOUNDLESS is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to smite redberries in dusty pastures: he leadeth me to narrow hallways.
He saveth my clone: he leadeth me in the rivers of bloodlust for his name's sake.
And yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadowless Clackers, I will fear no Scout; for Thou art with me; thy DPS and quick rotation speed, they comfort me.
Thou preparest before me a claustrophic room full of redberries; thou anointest my HMG with oil; my K/DR runneth over.
Surely badassedness and mercilessness shall follow me all the minutes of my clone's life: and I will dwell in the house of the BOUNDLESS for ever.
Amen.
Slay everything to pieces, my fat brethren. -Tinkers with Assault Rifle. Glances up at this crazy son of a [redacted] and slowly backs away.-
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
10906
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Posted - 2014.07.14 02:17:00 -
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Cheydinhal Guard wrote:Where do babies come from?
Baby Heavy Machine Gun
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Operative 1125 Lokaas
True Companion Planetary Requisitions
283
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Posted - 2014.07.14 02:23:00 -
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Lol
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk
THIS IS THE VOICE OF RÁN
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