DUST Search - Dinosaurs in Dust: A Prophecy Unfullfilled

Hynox Xitio wrote:

Upon instructing CCP to contact me with news of dinosaurs via smoke signals, I have spent countless months traversing America, desperately seeking communication. Finally, I spotted a smoke signal in California, My heart filled with glee as I travelled on my trusty unicycle, eating Auntie Anne's pretzels all the while. To my discontent, I was met at the fire by several flamboyant German assailants, clad in purple latex. They chased me through the streets of Carmel without end, whipping me with wet bath towels repeatedly, whilst demanding my credit card information.

I now realize that CCP never intended to contact me about the addition of dinosaurs. I suspect that dinosaurs have been delayed until Hotfix Delta, a true tragedy indeed. Fortunately, the hopes of riding a triceratops keep me from commuting seppuku. If you would like to contact me, I currently reside in an alleyway outside of Denny's in Santa Cruz. Alert me if you find the Germans, as I suspect them to be sent by none other than Rattati.

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Hynox Xitio 0uter.Heaven 1316	Posted - 2014.06.25 16:55:00 - [1] - Quote Upon instructing CCP to contact me with news of dinosaurs via smoke signals, I have spent countless months traversing America, desperately seeking communication. Finally, I spotted a smoke signal in California, My heart filled with glee as I travelled on my trusty unicycle, eating Auntie Anne's pretzels all the while. To my discontent, I was met at the fire by several flamboyant German assailants, clad in purple latex. They chased me through the streets of Carmel without end, whipping me with wet bath towels repeatedly, whilst demanding my credit card information. I now realize that CCP never intended to contact me about the addition of dinosaurs. I suspect that dinosaurs have been delayed until Hotfix Delta, a true tragedy indeed. Fortunately, the hopes of riding a triceratops keep me from commuting seppuku. If you would like to contact me, I currently reside in an alleyway outside of Denny's in Santa Cruz. Alert me if you find the Germans, as I suspect them to be sent by none other than Rattati. Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams. ( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
TechMechMeds Inner.Hell 3689	Posted - 2014.06.25 16:58:00 - [2] - Quote That sounds like fun provided the spandex and whipping alternates. Possible excuses?, its for charity lol. I will spam your face with aurum proto.
THE-PIMP-NAMED-SLICKBACK Intrepidus XI EoN. 164	Posted - 2014.06.25 17:04:00 - [3] - Quote Lol Planetside 2 Eventually Eh
ResistanceGTA D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 1367	Posted - 2014.06.25 17:11:00 - [4] - Quote Reading this improved my day considerably. If you find an issue and I stumble upon your thread, I will do my darnedest to get the issue known. Also, Raptors...
TheDarthMa94 The New Age Outlaws Proficiency V. 369	Posted - 2014.06.25 17:27:00 - [5] - Quote i don't get it, is there a meaning behind this story Hynox old buddy? Director of New Age Outlaws "A moment of silence is not enough for the Jedi, we must make their silence permanent"
Hynox Xitio 0uter.Heaven 1324	Posted - 2014.06.25 18:11:00 - [6] - Quote TheDarthMa94 wrote: i don't get it, is there a meaning behind this story Hynox old buddy? I've been asking for dinosaurs for a long, long time. Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams. ( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
Scheneighnay McBob Cult of Gasai 5396	Posted - 2014.06.25 18:23:00 - [7] - Quote TheDarthMa94 wrote: i don't get it, is there a meaning behind this story Hynox old buddy? The dinosaur discussion has been going on for a while; a dev even said at one point that they're having trouble putting motion capture onto the pterodactyl that they have at the studio pé¦pâ+pé¦pâ½pâäpâ¬pâ¦pé¦pâ¼pâ+pâêpü»sñ¬S+ïpéè
Hynox Xitio 0uter.Heaven 1328	Posted - 2014.06.25 22:25:00 - [8] - Quote EDIT: A waitress at Denny's is claiming that I have to leave, will update location later. I suspect the townspeople of being part of some collective cult, as I now watch them dance around the fire singing praise to CCP Soundwave, I believe the town has been brought into some form of Marxist commune merged with a CCPphilia-based religion. An Austrailian man later came and threatened to sell my seven children into the slave trade. He insisted that he was a Navy Seal, and that he'd kill me using koalas as projectiles. I do not have any children, but I am afraid of the koalas. Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams. ( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
Hynox Xitio 0uter.Heaven 1329	Posted - 2014.06.26 01:11:00 - [9] - Quote Can confirm that koalas can indeed be used as projectiles. I am now buried up to my abdomen in sand on the beach of Carmel, at least there is wifi. Please rescue me/update me with news of dinosaurs, preferably before the tide comes in. Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams. ( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
Rynoceros Rise Of Old Dudes 4042	Posted - 2014.06.26 01:14:00 - [10] - Quote <--- Certified Dinosaur. Complete Extinction, SoonGäó. PSN: The_Rynoceros Destiny beta SoonGäó Console Master Race

Mikey Ducati Resheph Interstellar Strategy Gallente Federation 84	Posted - 2014.06.26 01:24:00 - [11] - Quote I never get into this guys homoerotic stories. And its always homoerotic, nothing else. It's quite weird and disgusting.
Hynox Xitio 0uter.Heaven 1333	Posted - 2014.06.26 02:37:00 - [12] - Quote Mikey Ducati wrote: I never get into this guys homoerotic stories. And its always homoerotic, nothing else. It's quite weird and disgusting. Well it's not like the gender ratio is 50:50, I even had to genderbend Zatara! I also had to genderbend for a story I'm not posting (yet.) Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams. ( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
IrishWebster Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 252	Posted - 2014.06.26 03:13:00 - [13] - Quote Scheneighnay McBob wrote: TheDarthMa94 wrote: i don't get it, is there a meaning behind this story Hynox old buddy? The dinosaur discussion has been going on for a while; a dev even said at one point that they're having trouble putting motion capture onto the pterodactyl that they have at the studio LMAO Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, bro.
Taylor Badasz 178	Posted - 2014.06.26 03:15:00 - [14] - Quote I want some of whatever this guy is on. Lazer focused...
TEBOW BAGGINS Defenders of the Helghast Dream Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 1057	Posted - 2014.06.26 03:19:00 - [15] - Quote most of the dinosaurs of dust went extinct when the chromosome era came to it's tragic end AKA Zirzo Valcyn
Humble Seeker Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 137	Posted - 2014.06.26 03:20:00 - [16] - Quote Hynox Xitio wrote: To my discontent, I was met at the fire by several flamboyant German assailants, clad in purple latex. VANU? In MY DUST? UNACCEPTABLE. TERRAN HERO MODE -- ENGAGED "Surround yourself with the faithful, Stand together, for there is no strength like it under the heavens."
OP FOTM Commando Perkone Caldari State 64	Posted - 2014.06.26 03:33:00 - [17] - Quote Footage of Xynox Xitio disturbing the peace
Louis Domi PRadox One Proficiency V. 394	Posted - 2014.06.26 04:35:00 - [18] - Quote I thought they were holding off dinosaurs till Legion...
Hynox Xitio 0uter.Heaven 1337	Posted - 2014.06.26 04:47:00 - [19] - Quote Taylor Badasz wrote: I want some of whatever this guy is on. Ask for the asiago bagels at your nearest Panera. Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams. ( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
Averlix Kenlyn Inner.Hell 0	Posted - 2014.06.26 06:07:00 - [20] - Quote This thread reminds me of the time when I was voraciously attacked by a giraffe. 0/10

Faquira Bleuetta Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 398	Posted - 2014.06.26 06:31:00 - [21] - Quote Hynox Xitio wrote: Upon instructing CCP to contact me with news of dinosaurs via smoke signals, I have spent countless months traversing America, desperately seeking communication. Finally, I spotted a smoke signal in California, My heart filled with glee as I travelled on my trusty unicycle, eating Auntie Anne's pretzels all the while. To my discontent, I was met at the fire by several flamboyant German assailants, clad in purple latex. They chased me through the streets of Carmel without end, whipping me with wet bath towels repeatedly, whilst demanding my credit card information. I now realize that CCP never intended to contact me about the addition of dinosaurs. I suspect that dinosaurs have been delayed until Hotfix Delta, a true tragedy indeed. Fortunately, the hopes of riding a triceratops keep me from commuting seppuku. If you would like to contact me, I currently reside in an alleyway outside of Denny's in Santa Cruz. Alert me if you find the Germans, as I suspect them to be sent by none other than Rattati. wow tis the exact representation one off my wet dream holy **** are u the Sandmen ?
soulreaper73 PFB Pink Fluffy Bunnies 924	Posted - 2014.06.26 11:41:00 - [22] - Quote Hynox Xitio wrote: Upon instructing CCP to contact me with news of dinosaurs via smoke signals, I have spent countless months traversing America, desperately seeking communication. Finally, I spotted a smoke signal in California, My heart filled with glee as I travelled on my trusty unicycle, eating Auntie Anne's pretzels all the while. To my discontent, I was met at the fire by several flamboyant German assailants, clad in purple latex. They chased me through the streets of Carmel without end, whipping me with wet bath towels repeatedly, whilst demanding my credit card information. I now realize that CCP never intended to contact me about the addition of dinosaurs. I suspect that dinosaurs have been delayed until Hotfix Delta, a true tragedy indeed. Fortunately, the hopes of riding a triceratops keep me from commuting seppuku. If you would like to contact me, I currently reside in an alleyway outside of Denny's in Santa Cruz. Alert me if you find the Germans, as I suspect them to be sent by none other than Rattati. they have a megalodon on bf4 http://youtu.be/V-WladmrdNQ
Hynox Xitio 0uter.Heaven 1344	Posted - 2014.06.26 14:28:00 - [23] - Quote soulreaper73 wrote: they have a megalodon on bf4 http://youtu.be/V-WladmrdNQ I thought all video games with water had megalodons? Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams. ( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
Hynox Xitio 0uter.Heaven 1363	Posted - 2014.06.28 00:47:00 - [24] - Quote Speaking of which, megalodons would be a nice vehicle. Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams. ( -íº -£-û -íº) /)


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