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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1316
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Posted - 2014.06.25 16:55:00 -
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Upon instructing CCP to contact me with news of dinosaurs via smoke signals, I have spent countless months traversing America, desperately seeking communication. Finally, I spotted a smoke signal in California, My heart filled with glee as I travelled on my trusty unicycle, eating Auntie Anne's pretzels all the while. To my discontent, I was met at the fire by several flamboyant German assailants, clad in purple latex. They chased me through the streets of Carmel without end, whipping me with wet bath towels repeatedly, whilst demanding my credit card information.
I now realize that CCP never intended to contact me about the addition of dinosaurs. I suspect that dinosaurs have been delayed until Hotfix Delta, a true tragedy indeed. Fortunately, the hopes of riding a triceratops keep me from commuting seppuku. If you would like to contact me, I currently reside in an alleyway outside of Denny's in Santa Cruz. Alert me if you find the Germans, as I suspect them to be sent by none other than Rattati.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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TechMechMeds
Inner.Hell
3689
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Posted - 2014.06.25 16:58:00 -
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That sounds like fun provided the spandex and whipping alternates.
Possible excuses?, its for charity lol.
I will spam your face with aurum proto.
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THE-PIMP-NAMED-SLICKBACK
Intrepidus XI
EoN.
164
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Posted - 2014.06.25 17:04:00 -
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Lol
Planetside 2
Eventually
Eh
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ResistanceGTA
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
1367
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Posted - 2014.06.25 17:11:00 -
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Reading this improved my day considerably.
If you find an issue and I stumble upon your thread, I will do my darnedest to get the issue known.
Also, Raptors...
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TheDarthMa94
The New Age Outlaws
Proficiency V.
369
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Posted - 2014.06.25 17:27:00 -
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i don't get it, is there a meaning behind this story Hynox old buddy?
Director of New Age Outlaws
"A moment of silence is not enough for the Jedi, we must make their silence permanent"
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1324
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Posted - 2014.06.25 18:11:00 -
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TheDarthMa94 wrote:i don't get it, is there a meaning behind this story Hynox old buddy?
I've been asking for dinosaurs for a long, long time.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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Scheneighnay McBob
Cult of Gasai
5396
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Posted - 2014.06.25 18:23:00 -
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TheDarthMa94 wrote:i don't get it, is there a meaning behind this story Hynox old buddy?
The dinosaur discussion has been going on for a while; a dev even said at one point that they're having trouble putting motion capture onto the pterodactyl that they have at the studio
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1328
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Posted - 2014.06.25 22:25:00 -
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EDIT: A waitress at Denny's is claiming that I have to leave, will update location later. I suspect the townspeople of being part of some collective cult, as I now watch them dance around the fire singing praise to CCP Soundwave, I believe the town has been brought into some form of Marxist commune merged with a CCPphilia-based religion.
An Austrailian man later came and threatened to sell my seven children into the slave trade. He insisted that he was a Navy Seal, and that he'd kill me using koalas as projectiles. I do not have any children, but I am afraid of the koalas.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1329
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Posted - 2014.06.26 01:11:00 -
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Can confirm that koalas can indeed be used as projectiles. I am now buried up to my abdomen in sand on the beach of Carmel, at least there is wifi. Please rescue me/update me with news of dinosaurs, preferably before the tide comes in.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
4042
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Posted - 2014.06.26 01:14:00 -
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<--- Certified Dinosaur.
Complete Extinction, SoonGäó.
PSN: The_Rynoceros
Destiny beta SoonGäó
Console Master Race
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Mikey Ducati
Resheph Interstellar Strategy
Gallente Federation
84
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Posted - 2014.06.26 01:24:00 -
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I never get into this guys homoerotic stories. And its always homoerotic, nothing else. It's quite weird and disgusting. |
Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1333
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Posted - 2014.06.26 02:37:00 -
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Mikey Ducati wrote:I never get into this guys homoerotic stories. And its always homoerotic, nothing else. It's quite weird and disgusting.
Well it's not like the gender ratio is 50:50, I even had to genderbend Zatara!
I also had to genderbend for a story I'm not posting (yet.)
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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IrishWebster
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
252
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Posted - 2014.06.26 03:13:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:TheDarthMa94 wrote:i don't get it, is there a meaning behind this story Hynox old buddy? The dinosaur discussion has been going on for a while; a dev even said at one point that they're having trouble putting motion capture onto the pterodactyl that they have at the studio
LMAO Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, bro. |
Taylor Badasz
178
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Posted - 2014.06.26 03:15:00 -
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I want some of whatever this guy is on.
Lazer focused...
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TEBOW BAGGINS
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1057
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Posted - 2014.06.26 03:19:00 -
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most of the dinosaurs of dust went extinct when the chromosome era came to it's tragic end
AKA Zirzo Valcyn
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Humble Seeker
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
137
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Posted - 2014.06.26 03:20:00 -
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Hynox Xitio wrote:To my discontent, I was met at the fire by several flamboyant German assailants, clad in purple latex.
VANU?
In MY DUST?
UNACCEPTABLE.
*TERRAN HERO MODE -- ENGAGED*
"Surround yourself with the faithful, Stand together, for there is no strength like it under the heavens."
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OP FOTM
Commando Perkone
Caldari State
64
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Posted - 2014.06.26 03:33:00 -
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Footage of Xynox Xitio disturbing the peace |
Louis Domi
PRadox One
Proficiency V.
394
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Posted - 2014.06.26 04:35:00 -
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I thought they were holding off dinosaurs till Legion... |
Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1337
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Posted - 2014.06.26 04:47:00 -
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Taylor Badasz wrote:I want some of whatever this guy is on.
Ask for the asiago bagels at your nearest Panera.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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Averlix Kenlyn
Inner.Hell
0
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Posted - 2014.06.26 06:07:00 -
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This thread reminds me of the time when I was voraciously attacked by a giraffe.
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Faquira Bleuetta
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
398
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Posted - 2014.06.26 06:31:00 -
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Hynox Xitio wrote:Upon instructing CCP to contact me with news of dinosaurs via smoke signals, I have spent countless months traversing America, desperately seeking communication. Finally, I spotted a smoke signal in California, My heart filled with glee as I travelled on my trusty unicycle, eating Auntie Anne's pretzels all the while. To my discontent, I was met at the fire by several flamboyant German assailants, clad in purple latex. They chased me through the streets of Carmel without end, whipping me with wet bath towels repeatedly, whilst demanding my credit card information.
I now realize that CCP never intended to contact me about the addition of dinosaurs. I suspect that dinosaurs have been delayed until Hotfix Delta, a true tragedy indeed. Fortunately, the hopes of riding a triceratops keep me from commuting seppuku. If you would like to contact me, I currently reside in an alleyway outside of Denny's in Santa Cruz. Alert me if you find the Germans, as I suspect them to be sent by none other than Rattati. wow tis the exact representation one off my wet dream holy **** are u the Sandmen ? |
soulreaper73
PFB Pink Fluffy Bunnies
924
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Posted - 2014.06.26 11:41:00 -
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Hynox Xitio wrote:Upon instructing CCP to contact me with news of dinosaurs via smoke signals, I have spent countless months traversing America, desperately seeking communication. Finally, I spotted a smoke signal in California, My heart filled with glee as I travelled on my trusty unicycle, eating Auntie Anne's pretzels all the while. To my discontent, I was met at the fire by several flamboyant German assailants, clad in purple latex. They chased me through the streets of Carmel without end, whipping me with wet bath towels repeatedly, whilst demanding my credit card information.
I now realize that CCP never intended to contact me about the addition of dinosaurs. I suspect that dinosaurs have been delayed until Hotfix Delta, a true tragedy indeed. Fortunately, the hopes of riding a triceratops keep me from commuting seppuku. If you would like to contact me, I currently reside in an alleyway outside of Denny's in Santa Cruz. Alert me if you find the Germans, as I suspect them to be sent by none other than Rattati.
they have a megalodon on bf4
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1344
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Posted - 2014.06.26 14:28:00 -
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I thought all video games with water had megalodons?
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1363
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Posted - 2014.06.28 00:47:00 -
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Speaking of which, megalodons would be a nice vehicle.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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