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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2014.06.25 16:55:00 -
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Upon instructing CCP to contact me with news of dinosaurs via smoke signals, I have spent countless months traversing America, desperately seeking communication. Finally, I spotted a smoke signal in California, My heart filled with glee as I travelled on my trusty unicycle, eating Auntie Anne's pretzels all the while. To my discontent, I was met at the fire by several flamboyant German assailants, clad in purple latex. They chased me through the streets of Carmel without end, whipping me with wet bath towels repeatedly, whilst demanding my credit card information.
I now realize that CCP never intended to contact me about the addition of dinosaurs. I suspect that dinosaurs have been delayed until Hotfix Delta, a true tragedy indeed. Fortunately, the hopes of riding a triceratops keep me from commuting seppuku. If you would like to contact me, I currently reside in an alleyway outside of Denny's in Santa Cruz. Alert me if you find the Germans, as I suspect them to be sent by none other than Rattati.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2014.06.25 18:11:00 -
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TheDarthMa94 wrote:i don't get it, is there a meaning behind this story Hynox old buddy? 
I've been asking for dinosaurs for a long, long time.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2014.06.25 22:25:00 -
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EDIT: A waitress at Denny's is claiming that I have to leave, will update location later. I suspect the townspeople of being part of some collective cult, as I now watch them dance around the fire singing praise to CCP Soundwave, I believe the town has been brought into some form of Marxist commune merged with a CCPphilia-based religion.
An Austrailian man later came and threatened to sell my seven children into the slave trade. He insisted that he was a Navy Seal, and that he'd kill me using koalas as projectiles. I do not have any children, but I am afraid of the koalas.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2014.06.26 01:11:00 -
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Can confirm that koalas can indeed be used as projectiles. I am now buried up to my abdomen in sand on the beach of Carmel, at least there is wifi. Please rescue me/update me with news of dinosaurs, preferably before the tide comes in.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2014.06.26 02:37:00 -
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Mikey Ducati wrote:I never get into this guys homoerotic stories. And its always homoerotic, nothing else. It's quite weird and disgusting.
Well it's not like the gender ratio is 50:50, I even had to genderbend Zatara!
I also had to genderbend for a story I'm not posting (yet.)
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2014.06.26 04:47:00 -
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Taylor Badasz wrote:I want some of whatever this guy is on.
Ask for the asiago bagels at your nearest Panera.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2014.06.26 14:28:00 -
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I thought all video games with water had megalodons?
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2014.06.28 00:47:00 -
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Speaking of which, megalodons would be a nice vehicle.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
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