DUST Search - Joel's Farewell Lottery (50,000,000+ ISK)

Thrydwulf Khodan wrote:

(( Praise Joel!

Bringer and Provider of Bacon!

For it is in by him that the bacon is provided to those in need.
Savor the crunchy goodness and eat of the bacon he provides.

For truly we must eat and bacon is in a group alone and by itself.

Let us all take this moment to Praise Joel for his forthrightness and bringing of the bacon for those who will eat of its goodness. For in this eating of the bacon we may rejoice for it is good.

Yea, though we walk through this valley of drought and the light fades as he will soon depart we shall fear not.

For Joel, provider of Bacon, will shine out from afar!

He will be a beacon of the Bacon to come and a provider of the Bacon that was and the Bacon that is now.

Let us all now stand, and join together in this Baconing. That we may share this moment together as Joel will soon be gone.

But his bringing of The Bacon will always be remembered and we will cherish this thought that it will again come soon.

For Bacon is delicious.

We will now all give the salutory A-Person. For the clones who are here are both men and women, not just men.

A-Person. o7

Praise Joel! ))

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Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2552	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:43:00 - [1] - Quote Hello, mercs... and goodbye! Right now, I'm sitting at around 50 million isk and plan to give it all away! Crazy? I don't think so. I'm not going to play anymore, so why keep it? Anyways, to enter, just write "Praise Joel" in this thread (because I'm awesome) and whatever else you want below it. Compliment me, diss me, or talk about someone else entirely. I will choose the winner some time tomorrow, 05/15, at around 12pm EST. Only one of your posts count, but you may bump the thread in any shape or form. Donations are welcome, but not necessary to enter. Participants will be chosen at random through a complex method involving LEGO, levers, pullies, and hats. Bonus points for praising bacon. Good luck!
John Psi Vacuum Cleaner. LLC Steel Balls Alliance 690	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:44:00 - [2] - Quote Praise Joel Sorry for bad English =) >>> Legion rdy! <<<
DUST Fiend The Wings of Legion 14329	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:47:00 - [3] - Quote Praise Joel I started The Wings of Legion to help train new pilots and pull together some veteran pilots to help out, though obviously the main goal is to eventually port over to Legion. Any ISK donated will go straight into the Corp Wallet in order to fund new pilot training once I open up the corp for recruitment. o7
Tk46 Holdfast Syndicate Amarr Empire 1	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:50:00 - [4] - Quote Joel II X wrote: Hello, mercs... and goodbye! Right now, I'm sitting at around 50 million isk and plan to give it all away! Crazy? I don't think so. I'm not going to play anymore, so why keep it? Anyways, to enter, just write "Praise Joel" in this thread (because I'm awesome) and whatever else you want below it. Compliment me, diss me, or talk about someone else entirely. I will choose the winner some time tomorrow, 05/15, at around 12pm EST. Only one of your posts count, but you may bump the thread in any shape or form. Donations are welcome, but not necessary to enter. Participants will be chosen at random through a complex method involving LEGO, levers, pullies, and hats. Bonus points for praising bacon. Good luck! Hook it up i could definitely us 50 mill i still like playing this game and i still like isk Happy Hunting
Godin Thekiller shadows of 514 2267	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:51:00 - [5] - Quote Praise Joel I killed you one time, and I sniffed your shotgun, and it smelled like **. you you anally ** yourself with it? click me Blup Blub Bloop. Translation: Die -_-
Vapor Forseti Nyain Chan 491	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:52:00 - [6] - Quote püñ Gùò_Gùò a++püñPRAISE JOELa++ püñ Gùò_Gùò a++püñ >CCP Saberwing: NERF EVERYTHING!!!
Silver Strike44 Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad. 61	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:53:00 - [7] - Quote Praise the helix fossil (I mean joel) "I don't care about getting kills, or war points, and I certainly don't care about winning." -every blueberry ever
A'Real Fury D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 894	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:53:00 - [8] - Quote Praise Joel Public Relations - tick tick BOOM. PSN: CallOfTheDark
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2552	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:53:00 - [9] - Quote John Psi wrote: Praise Joel I want you to stay with us and your money - in your wallet. No chance, buckaroo. Got hooked on minecraft for PS3 as well as Dark Souls 2. Good luck!
Mossellia Delt Militaires Sans Jeux 1451	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:54:00 - [10] - Quote Praise joel Poor as heck over here. Delt for CPM1

Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2552	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:58:00 - [11] - Quote Mossellia Delt wrote: Praise joel Poor as heck over here. The Great and Mighty Joel has been killed by you many times. If Lady Luck allows it, The Great and Mighty Joel will deliver the iskies.
Lv2spd2 Slow And Old 333	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:58:00 - [12] - Quote Praise Joel. If you give it the isk to me I promise not to do anything exceptional with it.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2555	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:59:00 - [13] - Quote Godin Thekiller wrote: Praise Joel I killed you one time, and I sniffed your shotgun, and it smelled like **. you you anally ** yourself with it? Haha, I blame the alcoholic beverages.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2555	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:01:00 - [14] - Quote DUST Fiend wrote: Praise Joel I started The Wings of Legion to help train new pilots and pull together some veteran pilots to help out, though obviously the main goal is to eventually port over to Legion. Any ISK donated will go straight into the Corp Wallet in order to fund new pilot training once I open up the corp for recruitment. o7 I remember some dude trying to help me pilot a DS back in 1.4. I would give you plenty of isk if I wasn't giving it all away in one lottery. Perhaps I'll get some from corp wallet if the other members allow it (since I contributed greatly to our funds)... or perhaps, I'll run another lottery. Hehehehehe Good luck o7
DUST Fiend The Wings of Legion 14332	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:04:00 - [15] - Quote Joel II X wrote: DUST Fiend wrote: Praise Joel I started The Wings of Legion to help train new pilots and pull together some veteran pilots to help out, though obviously the main goal is to eventually port over to Legion. Any ISK donated will go straight into the Corp Wallet in order to fund new pilot training once I open up the corp for recruitment. o7 I remember some dude trying to help me pilot a DS back in 1.4. I would give you plenty of isk if I wasn't giving it all away in one lottery. Perhaps I'll get some from corp wallet if the other members allow it (since I contributed greatly to our funds)... or perhaps, I'll run another lottery. Hehehehehe Good luck o7 No worries what so ever, sorry to see you leave and good on you for doing this regardless
TechMechMeds KLEENEX INC. 3355	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:05:00 - [16] - Quote Don't delete your char. I have enough isk to proto stomp forever so you should give it to me to spite everyone that actually needs it. Please lean your heads over this cup and cry into it. Eve Legion FTW!
jerrmy12 kahoalii Proficiency V. 1507	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:05:00 - [17] - Quote Joel II X wrote: Hello, mercs... and goodbye! Right now, I'm sitting at around 50 million isk and plan to give it all away! Crazy? I don't think so. I'm not going to play anymore, so why keep it? Anyways, to enter, just write "Praise Joel" in this thread (because I'm awesome) and whatever else you want below it. Compliment me, diss me, or talk about someone else entirely. I will choose the winner some time tomorrow, 05/15, at around 12pm EST. Only one of your posts count, but you may bump the thread in any shape or form. Donations are welcome, but not necessary to enter. Participants will be chosen at random through a complex method involving LEGO, levers, pullies, and hats. Bonus points for praising bacon. Good luck! Praise Joel get off me joel... Closed beta vet. I hardly play dust now.
Greasepalms Ahrendee Mercenaries 577	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:09:00 - [18] - Quote I praise only the Empress .... ..but I do like them iskies too so .... Praise Joel.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2556	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:09:00 - [19] - Quote TechMechMeds wrote: Don't delete your char. I have enough isk to proto stomp forever so you should give it to me to spite everyone that actually needs it. Please lean your heads over this cup and cry into it. I won't biomass, but I'll delete the game. I've already biomassed every single alt I've had and the only thing keeping this guy alive is the hope of SP transfer to Legion 2 years after it is released. You might have had a chance to win it if you wrote "Praise Joel" at the top
Arkena Wyrnspire Fatal Absolution 13259	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:10:00 - [20] - Quote Praise Joel, lord of bacon. Also, sad to see someone go... o7 You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.

Fire of Prometheus Alpha Response Command 5142	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:11:00 - [21] - Quote Praise Joel!!!! Dah God of Bacon!!!!! PSN: jcptmo8055 Commando 6 Long live commandos
Thrydwulf Khodan 95	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:16:00 - [22] - Quote (( Praise Joel! Bringer and Provider of Bacon! For it is in by him that the bacon is provided to those in need. Savor the crunchy goodness and eat of the bacon he provides. For truly we must eat and bacon is in a group alone and by itself. Let us all take this moment to Praise Joel for his forthrightness and bringing of the bacon for those who will eat of its goodness. For in this eating of the bacon we may rejoice for it is good. Yea, though we walk through this valley of drought and the light fades as he will soon depart we shall fear not. For Joel, provider of Bacon, will shine out from afar! He will be a beacon of the Bacon to come and a provider of the Bacon that was and the Bacon that is now. Let us all now stand, and join together in this Baconing. That we may share this moment together as Joel will soon be gone. But his bringing of The Bacon will always be remembered and we will cherish this thought that it will again come soon. For Bacon is delicious. We will now all give the salutory A-Person. For the clones who are here are both men and women, not just men. A-Person. o7 Praise Joel! ))
Joseph Ridgeson WarRavens Final Resolution. 1844	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:18:00 - [23] - Quote For Joel loved us so that He gave us His ill gotten goods. Praise Joel. "This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2557	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:20:00 - [24] - Quote Thrydwulf Khodan wrote: (( Praise Joel! Bringer and Provider of Bacon! For it is in by him that the bacon is provided to those in need. Savor the crunchy goodness and eat of the bacon he provides. For truly we must eat and bacon is in a group alone and by itself. Let us all take this moment to Praise Joel for his forthrightness and bringing of the bacon for those who will eat of its goodness. For in this eating of the bacon we may rejoice for it is good. Yea, though we walk through this valley of drought and the light fades as he will soon depart we shall fear not. For Joel, provider of Bacon, will shine out from afar! He will be a beacon of the Bacon to come and a provider of the Bacon that was and the Bacon that is now. Let us all now stand, and join together in this Baconing. That we may share this moment together as Joel will soon be gone. But his bringing of The Bacon will always be remembered and we will cherish this thought that it will again come soon. For Bacon is delicious. We will now all give the salutory A-Person. For the clones who are here are both men and women, not just men. A-Person. o7 Praise Joel! )) That was beautiful +1, good sir and good luck!
I HateMyFace WarRavens Final Resolution. 126	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:28:00 - [25] - Quote Praise Joel You shouldn't leave though this game is still fun. I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S
Anarchide Greedy Bastards 2073	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:32:00 - [26] - Quote Praise Joel Billy Joel My alts: General John Ripper, Draxus Prime, MoonEagle A, Cat Merc, Long Evity, DeadlyAztec11 and Sinboto Simmons.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2558	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:32:00 - [27] - Quote I HateMyFace wrote: Praise Joel You shouldn't leave though this game is still fun. Every match I got after fanfest was 5v5. I announced it dead to my corp and moved on. With luck, I'll see you guys in Legion. Maybe. Good luck!
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2558	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:33:00 - [28] - Quote Anarchide wrote: Praise Joel Billy Joel I DID start the fire... Bacon won't crisp itself, you know?
Hynox Xitio 0uter.Heaven 1067	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:40:00 - [29] - Quote Praise Joel, he was k. Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams. ( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
Tai Bland Dah Gods O Bacon 1	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:44:00 - [30] - Quote Joel Praise you and only you, I don't want the money, I only would Like To say we gave every one hell in dust you and me were nearly unstopable. You, me, meinotaurus and dear old bacon were the best squad I could have had. Being a clumsy heavy you guys all had my back. I wish this game would live on longer, I will not use legion not in hate, or to show ccp anything . But that I Tai, a dedicated, loyal heavy, that will still defend My squad and Corp, remains on DUST514. Like you always say To me, "peace"



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