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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2552
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:43:00 -
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Hello, mercs... and goodbye!
Right now, I'm sitting at around 50 million isk and plan to give it all away! Crazy? I don't think so. I'm not going to play anymore, so why keep it?
Anyways, to enter, just write "Praise Joel" in this thread (because I'm awesome) and whatever else you want below it. Compliment me, diss me, or talk about someone else entirely. I will choose the winner some time tomorrow, 05/15, at around 12pm EST. Only one of your posts count, but you may bump the thread in any shape or form.
Donations are welcome, but not necessary to enter. Participants will be chosen at random through a complex method involving LEGO, levers, pullies, and hats.
Bonus points for praising bacon.
Good luck! |

John Psi
Vacuum Cleaner. LLC Steel Balls Alliance
690
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:44:00 -
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Praise Joel
Sorry for bad English =)
>>> Legion rdy! <<<
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DUST Fiend
The Wings of Legion
14329
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:47:00 -
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Praise Joel
I started The Wings of Legion to help train new pilots and pull together some veteran pilots to help out, though obviously the main goal is to eventually port over to Legion. Any ISK donated will go straight into the Corp Wallet in order to fund new pilot training once I open up the corp for recruitment.
o7
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Tk46
Holdfast Syndicate Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:50:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:Hello, mercs... and goodbye!
Right now, I'm sitting at around 50 million isk and plan to give it all away! Crazy? I don't think so. I'm not going to play anymore, so why keep it?
Anyways, to enter, just write "Praise Joel" in this thread (because I'm awesome) and whatever else you want below it. Compliment me, diss me, or talk about someone else entirely. I will choose the winner some time tomorrow, 05/15, at around 12pm EST. Only one of your posts count, but you may bump the thread in any shape or form.
Donations are welcome, but not necessary to enter. Participants will be chosen at random through a complex method involving LEGO, levers, pullies, and hats.
Bonus points for praising bacon.
Good luck! Hook it up i could definitely us 50 mill i still like playing this game and i still like isk
Happy Hunting
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Godin Thekiller
shadows of 514
2267
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:51:00 -
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Praise Joel
I killed you one time, and I sniffed your shotgun, and it smelled like ****. you you anally **** yourself with it?
click me
Blup Blub Bloop. Translation: Die -_-
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
491
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:52:00 -
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püñ Gùò_Gùò a++püñPRAISE JOELa++ püñ Gùò_Gùò a++püñ
>CCP Saberwing: NERF EVERYTHING!!!
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Silver Strike44
Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad.
61
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:53:00 -
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Praise the helix fossil (I mean joel)
"I don't care about getting kills, or war points, and I certainly don't care about winning." -every blueberry ever
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A'Real Fury
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
894
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:53:00 -
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Praise Joel
Public Relations - tick tick BOOM.
PSN: CallOfTheDark
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2552
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:53:00 -
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John Psi wrote:Praise Joel I want you to stay with us and your money - in your wallet. No chance, buckaroo. Got hooked on minecraft for PS3 as well as Dark Souls 2.
Good luck! |

Mossellia Delt
Militaires Sans Jeux
1451
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:54:00 -
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Praise joel
Poor as heck over here.
Delt for CPM1
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2552
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:58:00 -
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Mossellia Delt wrote:Praise joel
Poor as heck over here. The Great and Mighty Joel has been killed by you many times.
If Lady Luck allows it, The Great and Mighty Joel will deliver the iskies. |

Lv2spd2
Slow And Old
333
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:58:00 -
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Praise Joel.
If you give it the isk to me I promise not to do anything exceptional with it. |

Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2555
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Posted - 2014.05.14 21:59:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Praise Joel
I killed you one time, and I sniffed your shotgun, and it smelled like ****. you you anally **** yourself with it? Haha, I blame the alcoholic beverages. |

Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2555
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:01:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Praise Joel
I started The Wings of Legion to help train new pilots and pull together some veteran pilots to help out, though obviously the main goal is to eventually port over to Legion. Any ISK donated will go straight into the Corp Wallet in order to fund new pilot training once I open up the corp for recruitment.
o7 I remember some dude trying to help me pilot a DS back in 1.4. I would give you plenty of isk if I wasn't giving it all away in one lottery.
Perhaps I'll get some from corp wallet if the other members allow it (since I contributed greatly to our funds)... or perhaps, I'll run another lottery. Hehehehehe
Good luck o7 |

DUST Fiend
The Wings of Legion
14332
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:04:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Praise Joel
I started The Wings of Legion to help train new pilots and pull together some veteran pilots to help out, though obviously the main goal is to eventually port over to Legion. Any ISK donated will go straight into the Corp Wallet in order to fund new pilot training once I open up the corp for recruitment.
o7 I remember some dude trying to help me pilot a DS back in 1.4. I would give you plenty of isk if I wasn't giving it all away in one lottery. Perhaps I'll get some from corp wallet if the other members allow it (since I contributed greatly to our funds)... or perhaps, I'll run another lottery. Hehehehehe Good luck o7 No worries what so ever, sorry to see you leave and good on you for doing this regardless
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TechMechMeds
KLEENEX INC.
3355
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:05:00 -
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Don't delete your char.
I have enough isk to proto stomp forever so you should give it to me to spite everyone that actually needs it.
Please lean your heads over this cup and cry into it.

Eve Legion FTW!
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
Proficiency V.
1507
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:05:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:Hello, mercs... and goodbye!
Right now, I'm sitting at around 50 million isk and plan to give it all away! Crazy? I don't think so. I'm not going to play anymore, so why keep it?
Anyways, to enter, just write "Praise Joel" in this thread (because I'm awesome) and whatever else you want below it. Compliment me, diss me, or talk about someone else entirely. I will choose the winner some time tomorrow, 05/15, at around 12pm EST. Only one of your posts count, but you may bump the thread in any shape or form.
Donations are welcome, but not necessary to enter. Participants will be chosen at random through a complex method involving LEGO, levers, pullies, and hats.
Bonus points for praising bacon.
Good luck! Praise Joel get off me joel...
Closed beta vet.
I hardly play dust now.
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Greasepalms
Ahrendee Mercenaries
577
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:09:00 -
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I praise only the Empress ....
..but I do like them iskies too so .... Praise Joel.
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2556
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:09:00 -
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TechMechMeds wrote:Don't delete your char. I have enough isk to proto stomp forever so you should give it to me to spite everyone that actually needs it. Please lean your heads over this cup and cry into it.  I won't biomass, but I'll delete the game. I've already biomassed every single alt I've had and the only thing keeping this guy alive is the hope of SP transfer to Legion 2 years after it is released.
You might have had a chance to win it if you wrote "Praise Joel" at the top  |

Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
13259
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:10:00 -
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Praise Joel, lord of bacon.
Also, sad to see someone go... o7
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
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Fire of Prometheus
Alpha Response Command
5142
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:11:00 -
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Praise Joel!!!!
Dah God of Bacon!!!!!
PSN: jcptmo8055
Commando 6
Long live commandos
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Thrydwulf Khodan
95
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:16:00 -
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(( Praise Joel!
Bringer and Provider of Bacon!
For it is in by him that the bacon is provided to those in need. Savor the crunchy goodness and eat of the bacon he provides.
For truly we must eat and bacon is in a group alone and by itself.
Let us all take this moment to Praise Joel for his forthrightness and bringing of the bacon for those who will eat of its goodness. For in this eating of the bacon we may rejoice for it is good.
Yea, though we walk through this valley of drought and the light fades as he will soon depart we shall fear not.
For Joel, provider of Bacon, will shine out from afar!
He will be a beacon of the Bacon to come and a provider of the Bacon that was and the Bacon that is now.
Let us all now stand, and join together in this Baconing. That we may share this moment together as Joel will soon be gone.
But his bringing of The Bacon will always be remembered and we will cherish this thought that it will again come soon.
For Bacon is delicious.
We will now all give the salutory A-Person. For the clones who are here are both men and women, not just men.
A-Person. o7
Praise Joel! ))
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens Final Resolution.
1844
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:18:00 -
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For Joel loved us so that He gave us His ill gotten goods.
Praise Joel.
"This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2557
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:20:00 -
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Thrydwulf Khodan wrote:(( Praise Joel!
Bringer and Provider of Bacon!
For it is in by him that the bacon is provided to those in need. Savor the crunchy goodness and eat of the bacon he provides.
For truly we must eat and bacon is in a group alone and by itself.
Let us all take this moment to Praise Joel for his forthrightness and bringing of the bacon for those who will eat of its goodness. For in this eating of the bacon we may rejoice for it is good.
Yea, though we walk through this valley of drought and the light fades as he will soon depart we shall fear not.
For Joel, provider of Bacon, will shine out from afar!
He will be a beacon of the Bacon to come and a provider of the Bacon that was and the Bacon that is now.
Let us all now stand, and join together in this Baconing. That we may share this moment together as Joel will soon be gone.
But his bringing of The Bacon will always be remembered and we will cherish this thought that it will again come soon.
For Bacon is delicious.
We will now all give the salutory A-Person. For the clones who are here are both men and women, not just men.
A-Person. o7
Praise Joel! ))
That was beautiful 
+1, good sir and good luck! |

I HateMyFace
WarRavens Final Resolution.
126
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:28:00 -
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Praise Joel
You shouldn't leave though this game is still fun.
I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
2073
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:32:00 -
[26] - Quote
Praise Joel
Billy Joel
My alts: General John Ripper, Draxus Prime, MoonEagle A, Cat Merc, Long Evity, DeadlyAztec11 and Sinboto Simmons.
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2558
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:32:00 -
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I HateMyFace wrote:Praise Joel
You shouldn't leave though this game is still fun. Every match I got after fanfest was 5v5. I announced it dead to my corp and moved on.
With luck, I'll see you guys in Legion. Maybe.
Good luck! |

Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2558
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:33:00 -
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Anarchide wrote:Praise Joel
Billy Joel I DID start the fire... Bacon won't crisp itself, you know? |

Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1067
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:40:00 -
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Praise Joel, he was k.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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Tai Bland
Dah Gods O Bacon
1
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:44:00 -
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Joel
Praise you and only you, I don't want the money, I only would Like To say we gave every one hell in dust you and me were nearly unstopable. You, me, meinotaurus and dear old bacon were the best squad I could have had. Being a clumsy heavy you guys all had my back. I wish this game would live on longer, I will not use legion not in hate, or to show ccp anything . But that I Tai, a dedicated, loyal heavy, that will still defend My squad and Corp, remains on DUST514. Like you always say To me, "peace"
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Frame Halgorbor
Tech Guard RISE of LEGION
18
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Posted - 2014.05.14 22:47:00 -
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Praise Joel
Don't wake me in the morning unless it involves sex or bacon If you want to sound like a Jamaican, say beer can quickly |

emm kay
Binary Mercs Canis Eliminatus Operatives
84
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Posted - 2014.05.14 23:02:00 -
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Praise joel praising bacon Praise joel again Sleep. repeat.
--
You called, sir?
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Chit Hoppened
The Exemplars Top Men.
314
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Posted - 2014.05.14 23:13:00 -
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Praise Joel?
Bringing Heavy Metal to New Eden.
Cannon Fever Representative
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
2073
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Posted - 2014.05.14 23:17:00 -
[34] - Quote
You mean:
Frame Halgorbor wrote:Praise Joel
Don't wake me in the morning unless it involves sex and bacon
My alts: General John Ripper, Draxus Prime, MoonEagle A, Cat Merc, Long Evity, DeadlyAztec11 and Sinboto Simmons.
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2559
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Posted - 2014.05.14 23:17:00 -
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Chit Hoppened wrote:Praise Joel? Praise Joel, indeed. |

Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2560
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Posted - 2014.05.14 23:20:00 -
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Anarchide wrote:You mean: Frame Halgorbor wrote:Praise Joel
Don't wake me in the morning unless it involves sex and bacon Well put. I DO enjoy bacon with my sex. |

Zug on
Direct Action Resources
0
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Posted - 2014.05.14 23:21:00 -
[37] - Quote
Praise Joel |

TODDSTER024
Revive Repair Resupply
204
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Posted - 2014.05.14 23:50:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:Hello, mercs... and goodbye!
Right now, I'm sitting at around 50 million isk and plan to give it all away! Crazy? I don't think so. I'm not going to play anymore, so why keep it?
Anyways, to enter, just write "Praise Joel" in this thread (because I'm awesome) and whatever else you want below it. Compliment me, diss me, or talk about someone else entirely. I will choose the winner some time tomorrow, 05/15, at around 12pm EST. Only one of your posts count, but you may bump the thread in any shape or form.
Donations are welcome, but not necessary to enter. Participants will be chosen at random through a complex method involving LEGO, levers, pullies, and hats.
Bonus points for praising bacon.
Good luck!
"Praise Joel" Too bad you can't give out your SP also. |

Walter Blanch
THE REZISTANCE
7
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Posted - 2014.05.15 00:09:00 -
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Praise Joel
Whatever else you want.
I think maybe I'm taking this too literally. Am I supposed to talk about how I'd rather see you stay? I'd rather see you stay and play. Each player that leaves is one less body on the battlefield. This game dying , but I guess that's probably why you're leaving. Doesn't help those of us that are sticking around to have you go though.
Just another DUST merc,
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LtGen Shanks
Kinsho Swords Caldari State
92
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Posted - 2014.05.15 00:29:00 -
[40] - Quote
Praise Joel!
C'mon baby, I'll suck yo d... |
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hold that
Krusual Covert Operators Minmatar Republic
123
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Posted - 2014.05.15 00:30:00 -
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Praise Joel, BURRRRR |

Mors Falce
R 0 N 1 N
54
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Posted - 2014.05.15 00:39:00 -
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Izlare Lenix
Arrogance. Caps and Mercs
573
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Posted - 2014.05.15 00:41:00 -
[43] - Quote
Praise Joel!
Would you pick me if I bribed you with bacon?
Gun control is not about guns...it's about control.
The only way to ensure freedom is by having the means to defend it.
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Lanius Pulvis
Bullet Cluster Lokun Listamenn
264
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Posted - 2014.05.15 01:04:00 -
[44] - Quote
Praise Joel. If you give me the ISK I promise to waste it all on proto fitted Incubus and Pythons that I will call in for random blueberries.
Not new, just new to you.
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Leeroy Gannarsein
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
91
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Posted - 2014.05.15 01:43:00 -
[45] - Quote
WOO JOEL I LOVE YOU JOEL YOURE MY HERO 5EVER!
Praise Joel! Bask, ye sinners, in the shade of his magnificence!
MY ACTUAL NAME IS LORHAK
It would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart...
CCP BLOWOUT FOR CPM1
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Jacques Cayton II
Eternal Beings Proficiency V.
783
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Posted - 2014.05.15 01:58:00 -
[46] - Quote
Good luck bud. Also I like turtles
We fight for the future of the State not our
personal goals
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Velociraptor antirrhopus
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
30
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Posted - 2014.05.15 02:02:00 -
[47] - Quote
praise joel
GûéGûäGûà /Gûî /Gûî /Gûî Gûî GûêGûêGûàGûâGûé
IGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûê]
GùÑGèÖGû¦GèÖGû¦GèÖGû¦GèÖGû¦GèÖGû¦GèÖGû¦GèÖGùñn++
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Thokk Nightshade
Onuoto Uakan Huogaatsu Lokun Listamenn
367
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Posted - 2014.05.15 02:05:00 -
[48] - Quote
Praise Joel!
I feel like I'm a member of Korban right now. (+1 to any of you who get the reference. -1 to those of you who don't )
OUKH. Then. Now. Forever. Would you like to more? Help the Caldari win the day. Look up OUKH in the chat channel
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2562
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Posted - 2014.05.15 02:14:00 -
[49] - Quote
Izlare Lenix wrote:Praise Joel!
Would you pick me if I bribed you with bacon? Tempting, but The Great and Wonderful Joel is just. All are equal in this little game. |

sxspk
Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2014.05.15 03:48:00 -
[50] - Quote
Joel II X wrote:Hello, mercs... and goodbye!
Right now, I'm sitting at around 50 million isk and plan to give it all away! Crazy? I don't think so. I'm not going to play anymore, so why keep it?
Anyways, to enter, just write "Praise Joel" in this thread (because I'm awesome) and whatever else you want below it. Compliment me, diss me, or talk about someone else entirely. I will choose the winner some time tomorrow, 05/15, at around 12pm EST. Only one of your posts count, but you may bump the thread in any shape or form.
Donations are welcome, but not necessary to enter. Participants will be chosen at random through a complex method involving LEGO, levers, pullies, and hats.
Bonus points for praising bacon.
Good luck! "Praise Joel"
We have been in a few fights together, though I don't remember how you played you are a veteran. I hope you find a good game to take up with. I myself plan on ridding this ship to the end, having fun doing it. Now as far as bacon goes. Buy you some quail and wrap it in thick cut bacon and smoke it on the grill with cherry wood. It's a great taste. Well have fun and might see you in another game. Take care. |
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Wurm FOOD
137
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Posted - 2014.05.15 03:56:00 -
[51] - Quote
Praise Joel and stuff...
Having expectations is just a setup for disappointment -Wurm FOOD
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Ceadda Sai
Legions of Infinite Dominion Zero-Day
49
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Posted - 2014.05.15 04:09:00 -
[52] - Quote
Praise Joel! The ultimate troll! 
Forge Gunners: Now this is a gun for going out and and making people miserable with.
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MEDICO RITARDATO
Maphia Clan Unit Unicorn
72
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Posted - 2014.05.15 04:51:00 -
[53] - Quote
Praise Joel
Im italian and im in maphia clan, give me your isk or I kill you
Sorri 4 bed inglish
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Jadek Menaheim
Ancient Textiles.
3001
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Posted - 2014.05.15 05:05:00 -
[54] - Quote
Praise Joel, may you find enjoyment wherever you go. May I find favor with the legos and hats.
Gÿ+/ Join MySpaceTom's army
/Gûî
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Jadu Wen
Spaceballs the Business Venture
476
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Posted - 2014.05.15 05:07:00 -
[55] - Quote
Praise Joel Benevolent holder of the Bacon!
GûÆGûêGûæGûæGûÆGûê GûÆGûêGûÇGûÇGûÇ GûÆGûêGûäGûæGûÆGûê
GûÆGûêGûÆGûêGûÆGûê GûÆGûêGûÇGûÇGûÇ GûÆGûêGûÆGûêGûÆGûê
GûÆGûêGûäGûÇGûäGûê GûÆGûêGûäGûäGûä GûÆGûêGûæGûæGûÇGûê ? SoonGäó
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Big Rhonda
Eyniletti Rangers Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2014.05.15 05:10:00 -
[56] - Quote
Praise Joel, play us a song Mr. BACON man... |

PAXTON HAILFIRE
Expert Intervention Caldari State
60
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Posted - 2014.05.15 05:13:00 -
[57] - Quote
"Praise Joel" even though I have no clue who you are. Odds are, you killed me...a lot. As you walk off into the sunst, with the glimmering of null cannons and battered and torn mercs laying waste to your 6, remember the good times. I hope your memories are full of those you plastered with your murder taxi, laid waste to with your Duvolle, blew off the roof with your forge gun, or meleed in the face with your fists of fury. Respect those that taught you humility, embrace those that rose you from certain death, and remember those that made you laugh. Good times are always more difficult to maintain in your memory, s forget your failures and frustrations and failures, and rember.......you are awesome!
God Speed and best of luck.
Hailfire
PS. Bacon is best crispy, side of runny eggs, and a stack of slap jacks. |

Pure Soylent
Xer Cloud Consortium
35
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Posted - 2014.05.15 05:14:00 -
[58] - Quote
Yesterday was Soylent Green Day....today is Bacon Day....Praise Joel!!! |

Spaceballs The Profile
Spaceballs the Business Venture
192
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Posted - 2014.05.15 05:17:00 -
[59] - Quote
All Praise Joel, In the search for more Bacon! |

Velociraptor antirrhopus
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
32
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Posted - 2014.05.15 05:18:00 -
[60] - Quote
joe i will find you in real life and have the Godfather make you an offer you cant refuse, if you dont give me dat isk
GûéGûäGûà /Gûî /Gûî /Gûî Gûî GûêGûêGûàGûâGûé
IGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûê]
GùÑGèÖGû¦GèÖGû¦GèÖGû¦GèÖGû¦GèÖGû¦GèÖGû¦GèÖGùñn++
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Michael Arck
Onuoto Uakan Huogaatsu Lokun Listamenn
4420
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Posted - 2014.05.15 05:24:00 -
[61] - Quote
So who's in the top running?
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu.
Are you OUKH?
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NDA Approved
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
74
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Posted - 2014.05.15 06:08:00 -
[62] - Quote
Michael Arck wrote:So who's in the top running? Praise Joel, and I will tell you what has been bound in strict confidentiality.
Imma in ur base, browsin' docs on docs. Trust me, I have clearance.
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staaliy beta
Science For Death Final Resolution.
7
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Posted - 2014.05.15 07:36:00 -
[63] - Quote
PRAISE BACON.....and Joel |

nicholas73
Glitched Connection
101
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Posted - 2014.05.15 07:59:00 -
[64] - Quote
Praise Joel. Joel from The Last of Us rocks  Bacon is the gift of the heavens.
Theme Song
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Kai Graviton
Sentinels of New Eden
2
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Posted - 2014.05.15 08:31:00 -
[65] - Quote
PRAISE ALMIGHTY JOEL
me love you long time
Annoying GalScout with Shotty and Cloak (Your tears are delicious!)
"YOU SAW NOTHING"
(Cloaks and runs away)
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Syeven Reed
G0DS AM0NG MEN
639
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Posted - 2014.05.15 08:39:00 -
[66] - Quote
Hey Joel, I'm a non conformist.
Twitter MajLagSpike
CPM Application
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2567
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Posted - 2014.05.15 12:44:00 -
[67] - Quote
nicholas73 wrote:Praise Joel. Joel from The Last of Us rocks  Bacon is the gift of the heavens. Every Joel in existence is awesome. |

Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2567
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Posted - 2014.05.15 12:46:00 -
[68] - Quote
Syeven Reed wrote:Hey Joel, I'm a non conformist. No problem, mate o7
The ISK chooses its master. Those who praise me shall have a chance to receive it. PRAISE JOEL! |

Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2567
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Posted - 2014.05.15 12:48:00 -
[69] - Quote
By the way, it is 8:47am here. Just a few more hours until noon. The deadline is near. |

nicholas73
Glitched Connection
102
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Posted - 2014.05.15 12:48:00 -
[70] - Quote
Joel II X wrote:nicholas73 wrote:Praise Joel. Joel from The Last of Us rocks  Bacon is the gift of the heavens. Every Joel in existence is awesome. Yes, I back it up full heartedly.
Theme Song
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Lucifalic
Seykal Expeditionary Group Minmatar Republic
455
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Posted - 2014.05.15 12:56:00 -
[71] - Quote
Praise joel
Here since Closed beta. Scout for life.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
3879
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Posted - 2014.05.15 13:00:00 -
[72] - Quote
All Praise the Merc known as Joel. I hereby bequeath all fictional bacons to his honor.
GG, mother ******.
PSN: The_Rynoceros
Destiny beta SoonGäó
Console Master Race
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property Negative-Feedback
8510
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Posted - 2014.05.15 13:54:00 -
[73] - Quote
Praise Joel!
The Plasma Cannon vs. Flaylock Pistol clash I had with you was really fun.
o7
Official Atiim Feedback Thread
-HAND
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noob cavman
Heaven's Lost Property Negative-Feedback
1581
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Posted - 2014.05.15 14:02:00 -
[74] - Quote
Praise joel. A fun game to play is to paint your feet to be like the talons of an eagle and pick up hamsters with them... well it's a waste of a hour at least.
I want to be a caveman!
Ccp: LEGION
Gö+GöüGö+ n+¦pâ+(`-ö´)n+ën+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
Psn id marko_blues
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al nize mk2
No Skillz inc.
93
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Posted - 2014.05.15 14:33:00 -
[75] - Quote
I don't know if you've done this yet - or even if it's for real...
But PRAISE BE TO THE GOOD LORD JOELY!
Hell brother maybe you should just stay, it seems like a lot to be giving away like that... and the game is still good! Stick around old chap - help the game survive!
GÇ£All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.GÇ¥
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2569
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Posted - 2014.05.15 14:40:00 -
[76] - Quote
Atiim wrote:Praise Joel!
The Plasma Cannon vs. Flaylock Pistol clash I had with you was really fun.
o7 Haha, that it was.
Good luck, man! Spend the 50 mill on a full proto PlC and FP combo if you win! |

D34NOS MAZDA
G0DS AM0NG MEN General Tso's Alliance
472
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Posted - 2014.05.15 14:41:00 -
[77] - Quote
Praise Joel the Keeper of BACON!!! Praise the Bacon!!!
Praise Joel the keeper of bacon again!!
Joel can you let me guard the bacon in your absense  |

Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2569
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Posted - 2014.05.15 14:45:00 -
[78] - Quote
al nize mk2 wrote:I don't know if you've done this yet - or even if it's for real...
But PRAISE BE TO THE GOOD LORD JOELY!
Hell brother maybe you should just stay, it seems like a lot to be giving away like that... and the game is still good! Stick around old chap - help the game survive! It's forrealzies.
I JUST logged in to check my wallet and it is 51, 050, 049 (just needed one single more to make it doubles) ISK.
Will be giving it ALL away in around an hour and 20 minutes. Perhaps I'll extend it to 12:30 EST because I'm a lazy bastard and also tend to eat around that time.
Rest assured, "OP will delivar" and I would love to stick around for a few more weeks, but like I said, I only tend to get 5v5 matches. It's been that way since Fan Fest.
I'm in the Blue Covenant over at Dark Souls 2 helping dudes out and leaving white signs, so if you play that, maybe I'll see you there o7 |

Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2569
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Posted - 2014.05.15 14:46:00 -
[79] - Quote
D34NOS MAZDA wrote:Praise Joel the Keeper of BACON!!! Praise the Bacon!!! Praise Joel the keeper of bacon again!! Joel can you let me guard the bacon in your absense  Only if Fate allows it, young apprentice.
Bacon is your only way to salvation. |

Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2569
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Posted - 2014.05.15 14:50:00 -
[80] - Quote
NDA Approved wrote:Michael Arck wrote:So who's in the top running? Praise Joel, and I will tell you what has been bound in strict confidentiality. Joel is always number one, but the winner of this lottery will be chosen at the end.
The winner will be randomly chosen through a series of LEGOs, levers, pullies, and hats. |
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al nize mk2
No Skillz inc.
94
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Posted - 2014.05.15 14:53:00 -
[81] - Quote
Joel II X wrote:It's forrealzies.
I JUST logged in to check my wallet and it is 51, 050, 049 (just needed one single more to make it doubles) ISK.
Will be giving it ALL away in around an hour and 20 minutes. Perhaps I'll extend it to 12:30 EST because I'm a lazy bastard and also tend to eat around that time.
Rest assured, "OP will delivar" and I would love to stick around for a few more weeks, but like I said, I only tend to get 5v5 matches. It's been that way since Fan Fest.
I'm in the Blue Covenant over at Dark Souls 2 helping dudes out and leaving white signs, so if you play that, maybe I'll see you there o7
Souls 2? Now that's a game and a half. I'll be there!
GÇ£All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.GÇ¥
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
2077
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Posted - 2014.05.15 14:55:00 -
[82] - Quote
I spent 22 mil. on my fittings yesterday... o.0 Mostly Logi stuff.
My alts: General John Ripper, Draxus Prime, MoonEagle A, Cat Merc, Long Evity, DeadlyAztec11 and Sinboto Simmons.
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Dust Devil01
Namtar Elite Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.05.15 14:55:00 -
[83] - Quote
Praise Joel,
Of course, if you follow Joel, you know the guy has traveled more miles than the Space Shuttle. As a result, there were many, many, many, many, many, many expense reports that needed to be approved. We understand and support JoelGÇÖs efforts. Joel was (and is) the undisputed leader here in community development. For what it's worth, I believe he will continue to be in his new career.
So, we bid Joel a bittersweet farewell. May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. And thanks!
Joel 2:21 'Do not be afraid, land of Judah; be glad and rejoice. Surely the LORD has done great things!' |

Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2569
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Posted - 2014.05.15 14:58:00 -
[84] - Quote
I'll be playing today (just got on) until the deadline arrives to see if I can manage to gather a few more iskies for you guys. Send me in-game mail if you want to say goodbye o7 |

Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2571
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Posted - 2014.05.15 15:11:00 -
[85] - Quote
Dust Devil01 wrote:Praise Joel,
Of course, if you follow Joel, you know the guy has traveled more miles than the Space Shuttle. As a result, there were many, many, many, many, many, many expense reports that needed to be approved. We understand and support JoelGÇÖs efforts. Joel was (and is) the undisputed leader here in community development. For what it's worth, I believe he will continue to be in his new career.
So, we bid Joel a bittersweet farewell. May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. And thanks!
Joel 2:21 'Do not be afraid, land of Judah; be glad and rejoice. Surely the LORD has done great things!'
Edit: I got banned after the Keynote; my main is Sum1ne Else (you can send the money there, and will proove I only posted once) - Unban tomorrow! Woop woop Very well. IF you win, I'll sent the money there. Good luck! |

Kira Lannister
Ancient Exiles. General Tso's Alliance
2415
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Posted - 2014.05.15 15:23:00 -
[86] - Quote
Fu Ck A Nig ga Named Joel. :]
20 million isk please. I have a billion isk, but be honest do you want your money going to some underprivileged minmatar slave? I will burn the isk on proto scrambler rifles to cleanse the remnants of Dust 514.
I mean all racial slurs in loving endearment.
"The Ancient Templars will guard fearlessly the people, the land and the heavens of the empire."
Book of Exiles 1:3
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2571
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Posted - 2014.05.15 15:42:00 -
[87] - Quote
Kira Lannister wrote:Fu Ck A Nig ga Named Joel. :]
20 million isk please. I have a billion isk, but be honest do you want your money going to some underprivileged minmatar slave? I will burn the isk on proto scrambler rifles to cleanse the remnants of Dust 514.
I mean all racial slurs in loving endearment.
Federation > Imperials, heh |

Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2571
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Posted - 2014.05.15 16:23:00 -
[88] - Quote
Alright! The time is up! I will be putting the participants in the hat and let the LEGOs do their magic! I will be back to reply with the winner! |

richiesutie 2
The Rainbow Effect
846
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Posted - 2014.05.15 16:29:00 -
[89] - Quote
Praise joel, The true JC ;)
compilation of Patch/build notes
Check it out! :)
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John Psi
Vacuum Cleaner. LLC Steel Balls Alliance
697
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Posted - 2014.05.15 16:43:00 -
[90] - Quote
Praise joel, it is still going on? Why i can not see the money in my account? )))
Sorry for bad English =)
>>> Legion rdy! <<<
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2572
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Posted - 2014.05.15 16:52:00 -
[91] - Quote
Kai Graviton wrote:PRAISE ALMIGHTY JOEL  me love you long time  Congrats, brah. You won! Sending 56, 664, 743 ISK right now! (Ended up gathering a few more iskies with a long time friend I haven't seen.)
It was fun, guys! See ya around! |

Kai Graviton
Sentinels of New Eden
2
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Posted - 2014.05.19 05:02:00 -
[92] - Quote
Joel II X wrote:Kai Graviton wrote:PRAISE ALMIGHTY JOEL  me love you long time  Congrats, brah. You won! Sending 56, 664, 743 ISK right now! (Ended up gathering a few more iskies with a long time friend I haven't seen.) It was fun, guys! See ya around! Are you kidding!!!
YAAAY ME SO HAPPY! 
Legit super excited right now.
Annoying GalScout with Shotty and Cloak (Your tears are delicious!)
"YOU SAW NOTHING"
(Cloaks and runs away)
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DaBOMB dotCOM
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
206
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Posted - 2014.05.19 06:06:00 -
[93] - Quote
Joel II X wrote:Hello, mercs... and goodbye!
Right now, I'm sitting at around 50 million isk and plan to give it all away! Crazy? I don't think so. I'm not going to play anymore, so why keep it?
Anyways, to enter, just write "Praise Joel" in this thread (because I'm awesome) and whatever else you want below it. Compliment me, diss me, or talk about someone else entirely. I will choose the winner some time tomorrow, 05/15, at around 12pm EST. Only one of your posts count, but you may bump the thread in any shape or form.
Donations are welcome, but not necessary to enter. Participants will be chosen at random through a complex method involving LEGO, levers, pullies, and hats.
Bonus points for praising bacon.
Good luck!
NUUUUUUU BBY DUNT LEEF US! VE LUB U :(
besides, DaBOMB hasn't killed you yet :(
LET THE INVASION BEGIN!
~~
Magic~~~
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HYENAKILLER X
WILL FIGHT ANYONE
735
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Posted - 2014.05.19 07:57:00 -
[94] - Quote
Joel you stupid b a s t a r d you ruined local chat by leaving. Wtf?
I will stab you. Pay up.
Im not from new eden. I dont need back up, political power or support. I, unlike you dont fear nuetral territory.
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Atlacatl Jaguar
Eyniletti Rangers Minmatar Republic
10
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Posted - 2014.05.19 09:01:00 -
[95] - Quote
Praise Joel!!!
We were/are console beta testers aka guinea pigs for a PC game. Unknowingly participating in something destined to fail
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Jadek Menaheim
Ancient Textiles.
3046
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Posted - 2014.05.19 10:04:00 -
[96] - Quote
Atlacatl Jaguar wrote:Praise Joel!!! This merc wants a bonus round. 
Gÿ+/ Join MySpaceTom's army
/Gûî
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2606
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Posted - 2014.05.19 12:16:00 -
[97] - Quote
HYENAKILLER X wrote:Joel you stupid b a s t a r d you ruined local chat by leaving. Wtf?
I will stab you. Pay up. Haha, going to local was fun sometimes. Also, got 0 isk, bud. |

Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2606
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Posted - 2014.05.19 12:17:00 -
[98] - Quote
Jadek Menaheim wrote:Atlacatl Jaguar wrote:Praise Joel!!! This merc wants a bonus round.  Haha maybe one day... in Legion or something. |

Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2606
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Posted - 2014.05.19 12:18:00 -
[99] - Quote
DaBOMB dotCOM wrote:Joel II X wrote:Hello, mercs... and goodbye!
Right now, I'm sitting at around 50 million isk and plan to give it all away! Crazy? I don't think so. I'm not going to play anymore, so why keep it?
Anyways, to enter, just write "Praise Joel" in this thread (because I'm awesome) and whatever else you want below it. Compliment me, diss me, or talk about someone else entirely. I will choose the winner some time tomorrow, 05/15, at around 12pm EST. Only one of your posts count, but you may bump the thread in any shape or form.
Donations are welcome, but not necessary to enter. Participants will be chosen at random through a complex method involving LEGO, levers, pullies, and hats.
Bonus points for praising bacon.
Good luck! NUUUUUUU BBY DUNT LEEF US! VE LUB U :( besides, DaBOMB hasn't killed you yet :( And you never will  |

DaBOMB dotCOM
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
206
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Posted - 2014.05.19 18:14:00 -
[100] - Quote
Joel II X wrote:And you never will 
NUUUuuuUuuUuuUuUU :((((((((
LET THE INVASION BEGIN!
~~
Magic~~~
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Cross Atu
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
2066
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Posted - 2014.05.19 18:33:00 -
[101] - Quote
Praise Joel
John Psi wrote:Praise Joel I want you to stay with us and your money - in your wallet. Also This^
If you do head out the door, and I do win the lotto I'll be donating the money to VDs charity drive or if that's concluded then to help newer players learn as I encounter them.
Cheers, Cross
Cross Atu for CPM1- An emergent candidate
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2611
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Posted - 2014.05.19 18:55:00 -
[102] - Quote
Cross Atu wrote:Praise Joel John Psi wrote:Praise Joel I want you to stay with us and your money - in your wallet. Also This^ If you do head out the door, and I do win the lotto I'll be donating the money to VDs charity drive or if that's concluded then to help newer players learn as I encounter them. Cheers, Cross Already concluded. |
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