I don't hate DNS don't care if they wanna run proto or tanks there is a lot of corps that do how ever locking pc claiming you want to fix pc earning tons of isk and stopping anyone else from trying might be were all the hatred comes from why not lock down 60% and let others fight over the rest?

11 pages of infantile crap debate wow now time to lock the thread in greatness.
They knew each other for years, but even from the start, it was undeniable. Kujo had never seen a man a beautiful as Kane. His unrelenting vigor on the battlefield and in the meeting room secured him a firm place in KujoGÇÖs heart. Kane longed for his company, and fondled him whenever and wherever he could. It was the beginning of a PC match, and Molon Labe had no-showed once again. Kane and Kujo sat side by side, alone, gazing at the stars together. It was at this moment that their eyes finally locked together. They were lost in the unfathomable beauty of each other's eyes. Almost immediately their lips touched, and their tongues violently thrashed against each other's succulent faces. They looked and saw the abandoned Chinese restaurant, standard issue for all General Tso districts. The food was left on the tables as their forces evacuated earlier. They ran inside and began to play with their improvised toys. Kujo moaned in ecstasy as Kane caressed his chest with greasy noodles. The grease rubbed off on both of them, making their succulent bodies glisten in the light. Their lips were locked furiously while Kujo returned the favor, rubbing KaneGÇÖs throbbing manhood. As they took off their armor and clothing, their erect peacemakers stroked against one another, causing Kane and Kujo to moan in delight. Once nude, Kane gave Kujo a loving, but firm spank on his soft ass. Kujo, still covered in noodles, lunged at Kane, tackling him to the floor. Their chests rubbed together as their moist tongues played a fierce territorial war in each otherGÇÖs mouths. Kane gripped Kujo by his hair, making it clear that he would be the dominant party, and Kujo would be his loving, submissive slave. Kane grabbed a pan and proceeded to whack KujoGÇÖs ass furiously while Kujo sat there bent over. Kujo moaned with pure glee as the pan made contact with his ass time and time again, with increasing force upon each strike. Kane realized that his new slave needed greater punishment. he grabbed his favorite dragon dildo, and superglued it onto the back of the pan. Upon the swinging of the pan, the dragon dildo buried itself deep into KujoGÇÖs bleeding rectum. Kujo lost all control of his sphincter immediately, as Kane pushed and pulled the toy, causing unimaginable anal pleasure, as Kujo had no choice but to except this erect dragon dildo deep into his rectum. Kane decided that this was enough, and removed the pan after pulling for a few seconds. KujoGÇÖs ass spewed forth a stream of blood, fecal matter, and a third unknown fluid. Kane grabbed his hair as he inserted his throbbing, 8 inch ****, into KujoGÇÖs anal cavity. Kujo recoiled and grabbed the carpet in rectal satisfaction. He handed Kane a giant rib he found off the floor, it was perfect. Kane shoved the rib into his rectum as he violently pleasured Kujo. They both let forth screams of pleasure as they showed their ungodly love for each other. After a few rounds of *******, they went to the toy store. Like all Molon Labe districts, the toy store was composed almost entirely of sex toys. They took the nearest dildos and put them on the pelvises of service drones. The drones were set to pleasure mode, and began their mission. They simultaneously pounded the assholes of Kujo and his master, as they held hands and screamed in joy. Their sweat and soy sauce were the only forms of lube, which they would use as they took turns shoving their throbbing manhoods against each other. Suddenly, it was apparent that more needed to be done, they grabbed the biggest toy they could find, a 48 inch, double sided dragon dildo, and plunged it straight into their rectums. As they moved closer together, their anal cavities bled in pure pleasure as they ruptured their lower body organs with the might of their massive toy. Now hemorrhaging internally, the pair met lips once again, only this time, that too was not enough. Only the blood and fecal matter gushing from their rectums could curb their lustful appetite. Now vomiting and defecating a mixture of ***** and blood, the pair embraced each other, as they took turns sucking on the otherGÇÖs rock hard package. Kujo cried tears of joy, not believing the orgasmic joy he received from his dominatrix daddy, Kane. As they lay there in the bodily fluids they had spread all across the district, they knew the final act they had to perform. Kane took his nova knife and plunged it into KujoGÇÖs abdomen. He used it like a boxcutter, opening up Kujo from appendix to ribcage. He then filled his chest cavity with noodles, as he ejaculated into one of KujoGÇÖs exposed veins. Kujo vomited with joy and their lips met one final time. Bleeding out from lethal amounts of love making, Kujo gave one final look into KaneGÇÖs eyes. Near-death, he filled his mouth with KaneGÇÖs ****, biting upon orgasm to show his affection. Kane slit his own throat, and the two bled out clutching each other in their arms.


Upon respawning at the nearest CRU, Kujo gently grabbed KaneGÇÖs hand and whispered in his ear: GÇ£Lets merge our alliances.GÇ¥