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Man of Spade
Nos Nothi
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Posted - 2014.04.24 23:58:00 -
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I'ma use one of me.
So, I hopped into the gunner seat of a friendly dropship, missiles. I see an enemy dropship, I start pew-pewing, tak it down, deestruction and all, but I end up firing one more rocket after it starts falling. What happens? Somehow, the driver managed to turn the dropship in such a way that I got redirected into the path of the missile, one hit kill.
I shot myself, with a missile turret, in a dropship.
Totally not Spademan.
That guy is a real jackass.
Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
25
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Posted - 2014.04.25 00:07:00 -
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Man of Spade wrote:I'ma use one of me.
So, I hopped into the gunner seat of a friendly dropship, missiles. I see an enemy dropship, I start pew-pewing, tak it down, deestruction and all, but I end up firing one more rocket after it starts falling. What happens? Somehow, the driver managed to turn the dropship in such a way that I got redirected into the path of the missile, one hit kill.
I shot myself, with a missile turret, in a dropship.
Nice
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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Mike De Luca
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
18
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Posted - 2014.04.25 00:28:00 -
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A blueberry got out of their tank one match like a dumb****, the thief went 27/1 |
wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
25
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Posted - 2014.04.25 00:30:00 -
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Mike De Luca wrote:A blueberry got out of their tank one match like a dumb****, the thief went 27/1
NO
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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General John Ripper
20492
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Posted - 2014.04.25 00:31:00 -
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boba's fetta wrote:
so if i die 15 times and kill 30 while being top on my team im still crap right?
to my story. sooo ive decided im going to learn to fly std dropships i spawn on the ground and move away from the spawn ro avoid being murdered by the rdv. i call in my dropship and notice a blueberry nearby. i assume he is hopeing to steal my derpship im dead wrong. as the drop ship appraoches he run right under it. splat. the end.
Most games I get 20+ kills and die less than 5 times...
getting a 2.0 kdr is just decent. sounds like you died 15 times because either you were A. Reckless, or B. no team support whatsoever, which I sould suggest finding a good squad.
but still not a bad score. I would work on the deaths a bit more and practice more defensive gameplay.
Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!!
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LEHON Xeon
Ahrendee Mercenaries
Dirt Nap Squad.
466
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Posted - 2014.04.25 01:42:00 -
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Would probably have to be myself. So far I'm the only person that I know of that has just been killed by a completely randomly exploding friendly LAV as he walked past it outside of a complex. The thing had no prox mines or REs on it. Was not getting hit by anything, no swarms, forges or bullets, just exploded as I went by. All the kill feed said was "LEHON Xeon"
Always the last person to leave. Always the one cleaning up people's messes.
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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
26
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Posted - 2014.04.25 22:15:00 -
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LEHON Xeon wrote:Would probably have to be myself. So far I'm the only person that I know of that has just been killed by a completely randomly exploding friendly LAV as he walked past it outside of a complex. The thing had no prox mines or REs on it. Was not getting hit by anything, no swarms, forges or bullets, just exploded as I went by. All the kill feed said was "LEHON Xeon"
nice
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
27
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Posted - 2014.04.27 12:09:00 -
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wiseguy12 wrote:DarthJT5 wrote:I was driving around in my 640K Triple Proto missile tank, completely dominating every tank the enemy called in with my squad gunners. Well, one tank got lucky and got my Gunny down to armor, so i had to hop out and rep it. Enemy scout comes up, and i kill him with ease. Then my tank starts driving. I ask my squad mates, " alright whos driving?" *silence* squad mate goes "oohh crap..." so, Blueberry had stolen my tank. I thought, no big deal the enemy is down too 5 ticks of armor and my squad mates can hop out and forge any enemy tanks. Well. Tanks wernt the problem. Blueberry attempts to farm kills at the redline. Blueberry then stays in redline untill he has 8 seconds. He then tries to get out but it dosent look like he knows how to drive backwards. *looks at killfeed* *blueberry commited suicide* *squad mate 1 commited suicide* *squad mate two commited suicide* inhuman rage fills my soul as i shout " STUPID FREAKING BLUEBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I like this one.
Congrats you win.
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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NextDark Knight
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
380
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Posted - 2014.04.27 13:05:00 -
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Was in squad with a guy a few months ago running a Balac on a Frontline suit. When I asked him about it he said it was because it was free.
Forge Changes needed Officer Splash 3.0, Proto 2.7 Advanced 2.5 Standard 2.1.
Original ROF needs to return!
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Smooth Assassin
Stardust Incorporation
IMMORTAL REGIME
1368
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Posted - 2014.04.27 13:12:00 -
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It involves me spamming triangle to get the blueberry out of my ride.
Assassination is my thing.
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Smooth Assassin
Stardust Incorporation
IMMORTAL REGIME
1368
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Posted - 2014.04.27 13:13:00 -
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It involves me spamming triangle to get the blueberry out of my ride.
Assassination is my thing.
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Broonfondle Majikthies
Dogs of War Gaming
Zero-Day
1192
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Posted - 2014.04.27 13:24:00 -
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A lot of what I see in game usually just makes me sad that these players are in the field against us rather than learning the ropes properly / Getting the hang of it themselves in Academy.
The best story for me is still the blueberry that died a minimum of 5 times* to an enemy rail turret.
Every time he'd spawn in
Run up to the turret like he wanted to hack it
Jiggle violently
Punch the turret a few times
Them back off and get railed in the face.
I include this because no amount of NPE improvements / time in the Academy can possibly cure this guy's inability to comprehend "Hold O to Hack" flashing up on his screen every single time he went near it.
There is no helping some people. Was hilarious though 
-*saw it myself once and remember seeing it again in the kill feed 4 more times but may have actually been more 
"...and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death."
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