MYSELF:
I was as a gunner on an LAV.
The driver was Going full speed towards a tank. ( It was a tank ambush, 4 Well fitted LAV's)
While going full speed i started shooting at the enemy tank.
Seems , we were going so fast the LAV catch up to one of the missiles i shot.
I got a suicide.

I was driving around in my 640K Triple Proto missile tank, completely dominating every tank the enemy called in with my squad gunners. Well, one tank got lucky and got my Gunny down to armor, so i had to hop out and rep it. Enemy scout comes up, and i kill him with ease. Then my tank starts driving. I ask my squad mates, " alright whos driving?" *silence* squad mate goes "oohh crap..." so, Blueberry had stolen my tank. I thought, no big deal the enemy is down too 5 ticks of armor and my squad mates can hop out and forge any enemy tanks. Well. Tanks wernt the problem. Blueberry attempts to farm kills at the redline. Blueberry then stays in redline untill he has 8 seconds. He then tries to get out but it dosent look like he knows how to drive backwards. *looks at killfeed* *blueberry commited suicide* *squad mate 1 commited suicide* *squad mate two commited suicide* inhuman rage fills my soul as i shout " STUPID FREAKING BLUEBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

1) when i drop an uplink down, out of enemy scanner range, and the blueberry spawns on it. Ok, so far so good. This blueberry thinks he is a badass with his frontline minmatar fit and trys to solo an objective. Instead of dying honorably, he runs back to my uplink (the only one keeping us out of the redline) and the reds follow. 13 people have recieved the "you have been scanned message. 13 people die to an OB because a blueberry led the reds straight to our spawn.

2)when you call in your brand new assault dropship (let's face it, we all have one.) and , even with squad lock, a blueberry beats you to it because it was called on the helipad above you. Blueberry decides he will wait for you and then try to do a backflip.

3)(insert LAV theft story).

4)when a blueberry isn't actually a blueberry, but a veteran who knows more about the game than you, but you decide tbat because you don't know him it makes him an idiot.

5) lol when enemy team has a case of blueberry.

6) when you ask a blueberry (who jumped into your squad) how much isk they have and they have more than you.

7) (my favorite) recieve friend request of blueberry who went 1/21 and you never see them play dust again.


Do i qualify for the isk?

Blueberry in local: Where can I buy Warbarge Strikes?

a blueberry in fw pulls out a charge in a proto heavy the instant the match starts, moves 100 meters deeper into our redline, and hunkers down to snipe. i switch to my logi suit at a supply depot, kill-res him a few times for being a scrub, then he finally dies permanently. im thinking to myself hes not gonna snipe again this match, so i head to the fighting, get a few kills, and get friendly naded by a newberry. i respawn back at the redline cuz we had no uplinks, and see the proto heavy kill someone with a thales in the killfeed. I start laughing and head over to where he is with nova knives, then proceed to carve the scrubbiness out of him.

I'ma use one of me.

So, I hopped into the gunner seat of a friendly dropship, missiles. I see an enemy dropship, I start pew-pewing, tak it down, deestruction and all, but I end up firing one more rocket after it starts falling. What happens? Somehow, the driver managed to turn the dropship in such a way that I got redirected into the path of the missile, one hit kill.

I shot myself, with a missile turret, in a dropship.

A blueberry got out of their tank one match like a dumb****, the thief went 27/1

Would probably have to be myself. So far I'm the only person that I know of that has just been killed by a completely randomly exploding friendly LAV as he walked past it outside of a complex. The thing had no prox mines or REs on it. Was not getting hit by anything, no swarms, forges or bullets, just exploded as I went by. All the kill feed said was "LEHON Xeon"

I like this one.