DUST Search - I'm holding a competition for the stupidest blueberry story!

General John Ripper wrote:

Benjamin Ciscko wrote:

General John Ripper wrote:

Benjamin Ciscko wrote:

General John Ripper wrote:

stupid blueberry did not thank me for carrying him.

Those matches where your deaths are to the redline yet when you scroll down on the leaderboard your team managed to pull some 0-2 kills and 10+ Deaths

you know what I am talking about. I used squad finder once and I had an amazing game. got 60+ kills. Taking out full enemy squads, wondering where my team was at...... Turns out my entire team was being spawn killed and none of them knew how to get out of it even though I was dropping uplinks everywhere. We actually got cloned out.... It's my fault though. I underestimated the enemy and I wasn't even trying the first 5 minutes.

Yesterday I went 35-1 dying to the redline yet someone went 1-15 I was in a stacked squad so I won but it's a pain solo went 39-0 once still lost in fact I joined part way through so my score could have been even higher.

In that game there was several dying 10 times and a couple with over 15 deaths... dafuq. But I had an amazingly fun time keeping the letter by myself with remote explosives and kill streaks hahaha. How do people suck so bad on such easy games??

Even if they must die 15 times. at least die 15 times following a better player. Even meatshields can be useful sometimes.

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wiseguy12 Ancient Legion 24	Posted - 2014.04.23 22:29:00 - [1] - Quote I held one other event like this before. Post your stories below. Please no stupid i saw this guy make a competition stuff. There were some good stories before but they were mostly from academy. The reward this time is 1.2mil. The end date is this saturday. Thank you. *W.I.D.O.S.* when in doubt orbital strike
wiseguy12 Ancient Legion 24	Posted - 2014.04.23 22:34:00 - [2] - Quote Also I will sponsor ANYONES Corp. Who sends half a mil. to my corp. This money will be used for a second place winner. *W.I.D.O.S.* when in doubt orbital strike
RINON114 B.S.A.A. General Tso's Alliance 593	Posted - 2014.04.23 22:46:00 - [3] - Quote Every time I call in an LAV that gets stolen. The end.
Dimmu Borgir II The New Age Outlaws Proficiency V. 351	Posted - 2014.04.23 22:58:00 - [4] - Quote CHAPTER 1 Once apon a time there was a stupid blueberry... the stupidest... THE END Blue is good, red is bad, orange you glad you're not red?
wiseguy12 Ancient Legion 24	Posted - 2014.04.23 23:53:00 - [5] - Quote Nice one liners *W.I.D.O.S.* when in doubt orbital strike
KING CHECKMATE Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 5195	Posted - 2014.04.23 23:58:00 - [6] - Quote wiseguy12 wrote: I held one other event like this before. Post your stories below. Please no stupid i saw this guy make a competition stuff. There were some good stories before but they were mostly from academy. The reward this time is 1.2mil. The end date is this saturday. Thank you. MYSELF: I was as a gunner on an LAV. The driver was Going full speed towards a tank. ( It was a tank ambush, 4 Well fitted LAV's) While going full speed i started shooting at the enemy tank. Seems , we were going so fast the LAV catch up to one of the missiles i shot. I got a suicide. Like drones? = https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=153604&find=unread
wiseguy12 Ancient Legion 24	Posted - 2014.04.24 00:00:00 - [7] - Quote KING CHECKMATE wrote: wiseguy12 wrote: I held one other event like this before. Post your stories below. Please no stupid i saw this guy make a competition stuff. There were some good stories before but they were mostly from academy. The reward this time is 1.2mil. The end date is this saturday. Thank you. MYSELF: I was as a gunner on an LAV. The driver was Going full speed towards a tank. ( It was a tank ambush, 4 Well fitted LAV's) While going full speed i started shooting at the enemy tank. Seems , we were going so fast the LAV catch up to one of the missiles i shot. I got a suicide. lol thats funny *W.I.D.O.S.* when in doubt orbital strike
KING CHECKMATE Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 5195	Posted - 2014.04.24 00:01:00 - [8] - Quote wiseguy12 wrote: KING CHECKMATE wrote: wiseguy12 wrote: I held one other event like this before. Post your stories below. Please no stupid i saw this guy make a competition stuff. There were some good stories before but they were mostly from academy. The reward this time is 1.2mil. The end date is this saturday. Thank you. MYSELF: I was as a gunner on an LAV. The driver was Going full speed towards a tank. ( It was a tank ambush, 4 Well fitted LAV's) While going full speed i started shooting at the enemy tank. Seems , we were going so fast the LAV catch up to one of the missiles i shot. I got a suicide. lol thats funny I felt pretty Ret@rded TBQH. Didnt even know i could do that. Like drones? = https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=153604&find=unread
wiseguy12 Ancient Legion 24	Posted - 2014.04.24 00:05:00 - [9] - Quote KING CHECKMATE wrote: wiseguy12 wrote: KING CHECKMATE wrote: wiseguy12 wrote: I held one other event like this before. Post your stories below. Please no stupid i saw this guy make a competition stuff. There were some good stories before but they were mostly from academy. The reward this time is 1.2mil. The end date is this saturday. Thank you. MYSELF: I was as a gunner on an LAV. The driver was Going full speed towards a tank. ( It was a tank ambush, 4 Well fitted LAV's) While going full speed i started shooting at the enemy tank. Seems , we were going so fast the LAV catch up to one of the missiles i shot. I got a suicide. lol thats funny I felt pretty Ret@rded TBQH. Didnt even know i could do that. I was driving an lav this morning and that happened. *W.I.D.O.S.* when in doubt orbital strike
LT SHANKS Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 1906	Posted - 2014.04.24 00:46:00 - [10] - Quote The Stupid Blueberry "It's called the stupid blueberry. Once there was a stupid blueberry. He was so stupid that everyone died. The End!" -Anonymous

Antari Roland Bullet Cluster Lokun Listamenn 0	Posted - 2014.04.24 03:17:00 - [11] - Quote I once dropped a tank on a blueberry while he was staring straight up at it, does that count?
DarthJT5 12th Shadow Legion 25	Posted - 2014.04.24 03:31:00 - [12] - Quote I was driving around in my 640K Triple Proto missile tank, completely dominating every tank the enemy called in with my squad gunners. Well, one tank got lucky and got my Gunny down to armor, so i had to hop out and rep it. Enemy scout comes up, and i kill him with ease. Then my tank starts driving. I ask my squad mates, " alright whos driving?" silence squad mate goes "oohh crap..." so, Blueberry had stolen my tank. I thought, no big deal the enemy is down too 5 ticks of armor and my squad mates can hop out and forge any enemy tanks. Well. Tanks wernt the problem. Blueberry attempts to farm kills at the redline. Blueberry then stays in redline untill he has 8 seconds. He then tries to get out but it dosent look like he knows how to drive backwards. looks at killfeed blueberry commited suicide squad mate 1 commited suicide squad mate two commited suicide inhuman rage fills my soul as i shout " STUPID FREAKING BLUEBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
General John Ripper 20429	Posted - 2014.04.24 03:44:00 - [13] - Quote stupid blueberry did not thank me for carrying him. Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!! :D
Benjamin Ciscko Fatal Absolution 2065	Posted - 2014.04.24 03:48:00 - [14] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: stupid blueberry did not thank me for carrying him. Those matches where your deaths are to the redline yet when you scroll down on the leaderboard your team managed to pull some 0-2 kills and 10+ Deaths ISK Donuts are delicious Q_Q Moar
General John Ripper 20430	Posted - 2014.04.24 04:01:00 - [15] - Quote Benjamin Ciscko wrote: General John Ripper wrote: stupid blueberry did not thank me for carrying him. Those matches where your deaths are to the redline yet when you scroll down on the leaderboard your team managed to pull some 0-2 kills and 10+ Deaths you know what I am talking about. I used squad finder once and I had an amazing game. got 60+ kills. Taking out full enemy squads, wondering where my team was at...... Turns out my entire team was being spawn killed and none of them knew how to get out of it even though I was dropping uplinks everywhere. We actually got cloned out.... It's my fault though. I underestimated the enemy and I wasn't even trying the first 5 minutes. Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!! :D
KING CHECKMATE Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 5211	Posted - 2014.04.24 04:03:00 - [16] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: Benjamin Ciscko wrote: General John Ripper wrote: stupid blueberry did not thank me for carrying him. Those matches where your deaths are to the redline yet when you scroll down on the leaderboard your team managed to pull some 0-2 kills and 10+ Deaths you know what I am talking about. I used squad finder once and I had an amazing game. got 60+ kills. Taking out full enemy squads, wondering where my team was at...... Turns out my entire team was being spawn killed and none of them knew how to get out of it even though I was dropping uplinks everywhere. We actually got cloned out.... It's my fault though. I underestimated the enemy and I wasn't even trying the first 5 minutes. You overestimated your blue berries , more like... Like drones? = https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=153604&find=unread
Benjamin Ciscko Fatal Absolution 2069	Posted - 2014.04.24 04:05:00 - [17] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: Benjamin Ciscko wrote: General John Ripper wrote: stupid blueberry did not thank me for carrying him. Those matches where your deaths are to the redline yet when you scroll down on the leaderboard your team managed to pull some 0-2 kills and 10+ Deaths you know what I am talking about. I used squad finder once and I had an amazing game. got 60+ kills. Taking out full enemy squads, wondering where my team was at...... Turns out my entire team was being spawn killed and none of them knew how to get out of it even though I was dropping uplinks everywhere. We actually got cloned out.... It's my fault though. I underestimated the enemy and I wasn't even trying the first 5 minutes. Yesterday I went 35-1 dying to the redline yet someone went 1-15 I was in a stacked squad so I won but it's a pain solo went 39-0 once still lost in fact I joined part way through so my score could have been even higher. ISK Donuts are delicious Q_Q Moar
General John Ripper 20430	Posted - 2014.04.24 04:11:00 - [18] - Quote Benjamin Ciscko wrote: General John Ripper wrote: Benjamin Ciscko wrote: General John Ripper wrote: stupid blueberry did not thank me for carrying him. Those matches where your deaths are to the redline yet when you scroll down on the leaderboard your team managed to pull some 0-2 kills and 10+ Deaths you know what I am talking about. I used squad finder once and I had an amazing game. got 60+ kills. Taking out full enemy squads, wondering where my team was at...... Turns out my entire team was being spawn killed and none of them knew how to get out of it even though I was dropping uplinks everywhere. We actually got cloned out.... It's my fault though. I underestimated the enemy and I wasn't even trying the first 5 minutes. Yesterday I went 35-1 dying to the redline yet someone went 1-15 I was in a stacked squad so I won but it's a pain solo went 39-0 once still lost in fact I joined part way through so my score could have been even higher. In that game there was several dying 10 times and a couple with over 15 deaths... dafuq. But I had an amazingly fun time keeping the letter by myself with remote explosives and kill streaks hahaha. How do people suck so bad on such easy games?? Even if they must die 15 times. at least die 15 times following a better player. Even meatshields can be useful sometimes. Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!! :D
sebastian the huds Legions of Infinite Dominion Zero-Day 102	Posted - 2014.04.24 04:12:00 - [19] - Quote 1) when i drop an uplink down, out of enemy scanner range, and the blueberry spawns on it. Ok, so far so good. This blueberry thinks he is a badass with his frontline minmatar fit and trys to solo an objective. Instead of dying honorably, he runs back to my uplink (the only one keeping us out of the redline) and the reds follow. 13 people have recieved the "you have been scanned message. 13 people die to an OB because a blueberry led the reds straight to our spawn. 2)when you call in your brand new assault dropship (let's face it, we all have one.) and , even with squad lock, a blueberry beats you to it because it was called on the helipad above you. Blueberry decides he will wait for you and then try to do a backflip. 3)(insert LAV theft story). 4)when a blueberry isn't actually a blueberry, but a veteran who knows more about the game than you, but you decide tbat because you don't know him it makes him an idiot. 5) lol when enemy team has a case of blueberry. 6) when you ask a blueberry (who jumped into your squad) how much isk they have and they have more than you. 7) (my favorite) recieve friend request of blueberry who went 1/21 and you never see them play dust again. Do i qualify for the isk? sebastian the huds (insert any weapon) whoever i want Weapon operation 5 in most weapons
General John Ripper 20432	Posted - 2014.04.24 04:19:00 - [20] - Quote More of a stupid redberry story. A red berry once put a drop uplink inside one of those open crates from the the bridge map. I just kept driving back and forth and got 35 kills in an ambush. It was funny. Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!! :D

Benjamin Ciscko Fatal Absolution 2072	Posted - 2014.04.24 04:24:00 - [21] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: More of a stupid redberry story. A red berry once put a drop uplink inside one of those open crates from the the bridge map. I just kept driving back and forth and got 35 kills in an ambush. It was funny. sometimes I'll find an uplink right next to a wall and I'll park a tank there and people will spawn and get insta crushed. ISK Donuts are delicious Q_Q Moar
General John Ripper 20432	Posted - 2014.04.24 04:39:00 - [22] - Quote So somehow ContrabanJoe got a pfc district a while back. I was opposed to this but I decided to let him keep it. I managed to pull some strings and I got into their pfc fight. ContrabanJoe and the rest of his team never left the red line. Instead they all suicided in their mcc over and over. Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!! :D
saxonmish Third Rock From The Sun 84	Posted - 2014.04.24 04:42:00 - [23] - Quote Some of the funniest bb's are the ones that see a remote on the floor pull out there pistol walk up to the remote and send themselves ragdolling into the air, its funny. Another one is red bb's you know the bb's on the opposite team, i like to have a little fun with them, i would shoot them down to one hit left and watch them panic as i stand still they barely land a bullet. This one time whilst doing this i got the guy to one hit left, i noticed i had no grenades remaining so i turned around and threw down a nonohive, whilst hes still firing blindly left and right, i resuply my grenades, i held 1 a threw it, it blew up behind his head and he face planted so fast his feet nearly hit the back of his head it was soo funny. 6Th in the world for kills. NOT GONNA STOP SLAYING TILL I'M NO.1.
wiseguy12 Ancient Legion 25	Posted - 2014.04.24 23:29:00 - [24] - Quote DarthJT5 wrote: I was driving around in my 640K Triple Proto missile tank, completely dominating every tank the enemy called in with my squad gunners. Well, one tank got lucky and got my Gunny down to armor, so i had to hop out and rep it. Enemy scout comes up, and i kill him with ease. Then my tank starts driving. I ask my squad mates, " alright whos driving?" silence squad mate goes "oohh crap..." so, Blueberry had stolen my tank. I thought, no big deal the enemy is down too 5 ticks of armor and my squad mates can hop out and forge any enemy tanks. Well. Tanks wernt the problem. Blueberry attempts to farm kills at the redline. Blueberry then stays in redline untill he has 8 seconds. He then tries to get out but it dosent look like he knows how to drive backwards. looks at killfeed blueberry commited suicide squad mate 1 commited suicide squad mate two commited suicide inhuman rage fills my soul as i shout " STUPID FREAKING BLUEBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I like this one. *W.I.D.O.S.* when in doubt orbital strike
wiseguy12 Ancient Legion 25	Posted - 2014.04.24 23:37:00 - [25] - Quote sebastian the huds wrote: 1) when i drop an uplink down, out of enemy scanner range, and the blueberry spawns on it. Ok, so far so good. This blueberry thinks he is a badass with his frontline minmatar fit and trys to solo an objective. Instead of dying honorably, he runs back to my uplink (the only one keeping us out of the redline) and the reds follow. 13 people have recieved the "you have been scanned message. 13 people die to an OB because a blueberry led the reds straight to our spawn. 2)when you call in your brand new assault dropship (let's face it, we all have one.) and , even with squad lock, a blueberry beats you to it because it was called on the helipad above you. Blueberry decides he will wait for you and then try to do a backflip. 3)(insert LAV theft story). 4)when a blueberry isn't actually a blueberry, but a veteran who knows more about the game than you, but you decide tbat because you don't know him it makes him an idiot. 5) lol when enemy team has a case of blueberry. 6) when you ask a blueberry (who jumped into your squad) how much isk they have and they have more than you. 7) (my favorite) recieve friend request of blueberry who went 1/21 and you never see them play dust again. Do i qualify for the isk? It is a contest you must win to get the isk. I don't like the listing please no more. The first one was a good story though. *W.I.D.O.S.* when in doubt orbital strike
Hakyou Brutor G0DS AM0NG MEN Dirt Nap Squad. 237	Posted - 2014.04.24 23:40:00 - [26] - Quote Blueberry in local: Where can I buy Warbarge Strikes? I'm a logi now! :D
wiseguy12 Ancient Legion 25	Posted - 2014.04.24 23:46:00 - [27] - Quote Hakyou Brutor wrote: Blueberry in local: Where can I buy Warbarge Strikes? lol *W.I.D.O.S.* when in doubt orbital strike
boba's fetta Dead Man's Game 552	Posted - 2014.04.24 23:49:00 - [28] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: Benjamin Ciscko wrote: General John Ripper wrote: Benjamin Ciscko wrote: General John Ripper wrote: stupid blueberry did not thank me for carrying him. Those matches where your deaths are to the redline yet when you scroll down on the leaderboard your team managed to pull some 0-2 kills and 10+ Deaths you know what I am talking about. I used squad finder once and I had an amazing game. got 60+ kills. Taking out full enemy squads, wondering where my team was at...... Turns out my entire team was being spawn killed and none of them knew how to get out of it even though I was dropping uplinks everywhere. We actually got cloned out.... It's my fault though. I underestimated the enemy and I wasn't even trying the first 5 minutes. Yesterday I went 35-1 dying to the redline yet someone went 1-15 I was in a stacked squad so I won but it's a pain solo went 39-0 once still lost in fact I joined part way through so my score could have been even higher. In that game there was several dying 10 times and a couple with over 15 deaths... dafuq. But I had an amazingly fun time keeping the letter by myself with remote explosives and kill streaks hahaha. How do people suck so bad on such easy games?? Even if they must die 15 times. at least die 15 times following a better player. Even meatshields can be useful sometimes. so if i die 15 times and kill 30 while being top on my team im still crap right? to my story. sooo ive decided im going to learn to fly std dropships i spawn on the ground and move away from the spawn ro avoid being murdered by the rdv. i call in my dropship and notice a blueberry nearby. i assume he is hopeing to steal my derpship im dead wrong. as the drop ship appraoches he run right under it. splat. the end. now thats fixed can i haz a trade window?
buzzzzzzz killllllllll TRA1LBLAZERS 459	Posted - 2014.04.24 23:50:00 - [29] - Quote a blueberry in fw pulls out a charge in a proto heavy the instant the match starts, moves 100 meters deeper into our redline, and hunkers down to snipe. i switch to my logi suit at a supply depot, kill-res him a few times for being a scrub, then he finally dies permanently. im thinking to myself hes not gonna snipe again this match, so i head to the fighting, get a few kills, and get friendly naded by a newberry. i respawn back at the redline cuz we had no uplinks, and see the proto heavy kill someone with a thales in the killfeed. I start laughing and head over to where he is with nova knives, then proceed to carve the scrubbiness out of him. Dedicated heavy through the hard times, still supporter of A FULL 1.8 respec and MOAR HEAVY WEAPONS!
wiseguy12 Ancient Legion 25	Posted - 2014.04.24 23:53:00 - [30] - Quote buzzzzzzz killllllllll wrote: a blueberry in fw pulls out a charge in a proto heavy the instant the match starts, moves 100 meters deeper into our redline, and hunkers down to snipe. i switch to my logi suit at a supply depot, kill-res him a few times for being a scrub, then he finally dies permanently. im thinking to myself hes not gonna snipe again this match, so i head to the fighting, get a few kills, and get friendly naded by a newberry. i respawn back at the redline cuz we had no uplinks, and see the proto heavy kill someone with a thales in the killfeed. I start laughing and head over to where he is with nova knives, then proceed to carve the scrubbiness out of him. lol thank you I hate FW snipers. *W.I.D.O.S.* when in doubt orbital strike



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