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Sev Alcatraz Bullet Cluster Lokun Listamenn 578	Posted - 2014.04.20 18:19:00 - [1] - Quote The forums have been quiet and we have heard nothing form the DEVS for about a week, get your tinfoil Hats its a conspiracy! 1. CCP HQ was invaded by nano-machines and they were all destroyed 2. Reykjavik was invaded by aliens interpreting EVE online trailers as propaganda for the homo sapien war machine against the universe 3. someone spilled coffee on a big complicated control panel and short circuited iceland 4. Justin bieber went on a tour of Reykjavik and they are hiding out in middle of nowhere waiting for him to leave 5. Some devs where messing about with the next expansion for EVE/Dust and created a sentient life form in the super server named Phillip which is now using them as "monkey slaves" to do his bidding closed beta Vet >In a man to man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine. Erwin Rommel
Alex-P-Keaton Kramer Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation 12	Posted - 2014.04.20 18:22:00 - [2] - Quote CCP is north korea heres some recent ones http://i57.tinypic.com/301n33b.jpg http://i57.tinypic.com/25h263s.jpg
The dark cloud The Rainbow Effect 2866	Posted - 2014.04.20 18:30:00 - [3] - Quote You do know that the fanfest is in like 11 days from now on? Just be patient. Head of public relations from The Rainbow Effect.
Llast 326 An Arkhos 2932	Posted - 2014.04.20 18:36:00 - [4] - Quote The dark cloud wrote: You do know that the fanfest is in like 11 days from now on? Just be patient. While this is trueGÇª I suspect you are acting as an agent of Philip to cover up stage one of the plan KRRROOOOOOM
Adipem Nothi Nos Nothi 402	Posted - 2014.04.20 18:47:00 - [5] - Quote They're busy prepping for Fan Fest. That is all. Bang?
A'Real Fury D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 682	Posted - 2014.04.20 18:51:00 - [6] - Quote China hacked CCP Shanghai and now they are stuck dealing with all the bugs and glitches that have infected their systems.
Hecarim Van Hohen Bullet Cluster Lokun Listamenn 1106	Posted - 2014.04.20 18:56:00 - [7] - Quote Super server named Philip "Now I am become Dev, the locker of threads." -CCP Logibro t¢«
Operative 2511 Dajli True Companion Planetary Requisitions 37	Posted - 2014.04.20 19:20:00 - [8] - Quote Sev Alcatraz wrote: The forums have been quiet and we have heard nothing form the DEVS for about a week, get your tinfoil Hats its a conspiracy! 1. CCP HQ was invaded by nano-machines and they were all destroyed 2. Reykjavik was invaded by aliens interpreting EVE online trailers as propaganda for the homo sapien war machine against the universe 3. someone spilled coffee on a big complicated control panel and short circuited iceland 4. Justin bieber went on a tour of Reykjavik and they are hiding out in middle of nowhere waiting for him to leave 5. Some devs where messing about with the next expansion for EVE/Dust and created a sentient life form in the super server named Phillip which is now using them as "monkey slaves" to do his bidding Or, which I believe, there has been massive fallout from the WoD demise and CCP is in damage control over reorganization of resources before they lose another game. After all, DUST did contribute to WoD's demise. Hubris again CCP. Lol, the ban hammer got me!
Operative 2511 Dajli True Companion Planetary Requisitions 37	Posted - 2014.04.20 19:21:00 - [9] - Quote Hecarim Van Hohen wrote: Super server named Philip I prefer the K. D*ck part. Lol again at anyone named Richard. CCP thinks your name is a dirty word. Lol, the ban hammer got me!
R F Gyro Clones 4u 1301	Posted - 2014.04.20 20:07:00 - [10] - Quote The hampsters finally got fed up and took control. All the devs are now running round in large wheels, keeping the servers running. Hampster HQ is waiting for everyone to fly in for FanFest, where they will be captured and turned into a zombie army to launch the final war against the evil gerbil empire. RF Gyro: 12.5% damage bonus; 10.5% rate of fire bonus

Izlare Lenix Arrogance. 467	Posted - 2014.04.20 20:11:00 - [11] - Quote Vampires from around the world have descended on CCP and killed them all for canceling World of Darkness. This is the most likely scenario. Gun control is not about guns...it's about control. The only way to ensure freedom is by having the means to defend it.
Clone D 246	Posted - 2014.04.20 20:19:00 - [12] - Quote 6. Their 1 developer took vacation this past week. .


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