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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
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Posted - 2014.04.20 01:49:00 -
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This event has a reward of 1 mil. isk. I'm Looking for the best story off the worst blueberries. I will judge this event with my corp. members and pick a winner on monday. This event is sponsered by Ancient Legion.
Post your submissions below
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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calisk galern
BurgezzE.T.F
General Tso's Alliance
2370
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Posted - 2014.04.20 01:51:00 -
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only stupid thing i see every game now is that every single blue berry tries to steal my tank, and then tries to hitch a ride despite me having no turrets for them to get in.....like i'd let them get in anyway after trying to steal my tank.
not much of a story but i see it so much figured i'd say it. |
Criteria Shipment
Dogs of War Gaming
Zero-Day
816
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Posted - 2014.04.20 01:53:00 -
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wiseguy12 wrote:This event has a reward of 1 mil. isk. I'm Looking for the best story off the worst blueberries. I will judge this event with my corp. members and pick a winner on monday. This event is sponsered by Ancient Legion.
Post your submissions below
This is the stupidest blueberry story of stupid blueberry story contests ever.
Did I win?
Goodbye, world!
(püú-ÿ+í-ÿ-é)
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Bormir1r
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
334
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:00:00 -
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Ok let's begin.
I'm in a 4 point-objective map (skirmish obviously). I'm at objective D where it's close the enemy redline, and underneath that huge hut building (yes I do not know the name of the map). The enemy had hacked that objective and were spawning from it. While I was at the objective, there just so happened to be a blueberry with a sniper rifle, he was sort of just standing there scooting from one step to another pretty close to the objective. Then 3 redberries spawn in and I immediately started attacking them. While I was trying to kill these redberries, my "trusty" blueberry was nicely just standing there trying to "no-scope" the redberries who were literall 3 ft in front of him. I was only able to take out one of them by the time I died, and of course within seconds of my death, my blueberry "friend" died seconds later. What a dumbfuck.
"One does not simply" run 11.12 m/s.
You do it with 63.00 Stamina Regen.
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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
18
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:02:00 -
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Criteria Shipment wrote:wiseguy12 wrote:This event has a reward of 1 mil. isk. I'm Looking for the best story off the worst blueberries. I will judge this event with my corp. members and pick a winner on monday. This event is sponsered by Ancient Legion.
Post your submissions below This is the stupidest blueberry story of stupid blueberry story contests ever. Did I win?
no
disqualifed
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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Adipem Nothi
Nos Nothi
376
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:03:00 -
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Spkr and Taki walk into a bar ...
Bang?
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
12928
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:04:00 -
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There once was a blueberry.
The end.
My Music Videos & Fan Fiction
Anti-Social Solo Merc
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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
18
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:04:00 -
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Adipem Nothi wrote:Spkr and Taki walk into a bar ...
uh no
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
12928
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:04:00 -
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Adipem Nothi wrote:Spkr and Taki walk into a bar ...
HAVE ALL MY LIKES!!!!!!
My Music Videos & Fan Fiction
Anti-Social Solo Merc
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Draxus Prime
BurgezzE.T.F
General Tso's Alliance
3666
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:11:00 -
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saw a blueberry sneak up on a proto sentinel with a nanite injector out and tried to give him the elbow of death
"Spilling floor cleaner only makes the floor cleaner" -Draxus Prime
Closed Beta Vet
Scouting before it was cool
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General John Ripper
20240
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:16:00 -
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A stupid blueberry stole my lav.
I attacked stupid blueberries district.
when I asked why...
I just said. " I been looking for a reason, your scrub underling just gave me one."
Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed.
Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
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Lorhak Gannarsein
Science For Death
2760
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:17:00 -
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Haha, well, I once saw a blueberry who _____ while I was trying to _____ during a Skirmish match; we were about _____ through the ______ and I just walk around this corner and I see this blueberry who must have his thumb up his ______ or something, I mean really.
So I walk over to the ____ing ______er while he's ________ing around with his ______ ______, and I'm sitting there staring at him and punching him, shooting him with my ______. The _______ looks at me and keeps on with his rubbish, so I call in a _____ and keep right on shooting at him (I'm about halfway done with my ___ magazine now). I guess he gets fed up about now and starts shooting back. Doesn't bother moving, though, so my ____ comes in right on his blueberry head and squashes his arse.
The End.
Do I win?
ak.0 4 LYFE
I am the Lorhak. I speak for the trees.
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General John Ripper
20245
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Posted - 2014.04.20 03:03:00 -
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I am playing for amarr in faction warfare. I drive past all the other letters because they are already being hacked. I make it to bravo and enemy is there. I kill 3 enemy soldiers, took out remote explosives, and proceeded to hack the objective. Stupid blueberry just arrives, kills me with just a second left and tries to hack the letter himself. I sit at the map screen and I see the deaths on top of the screen... the three blueberries were dead. I was their only hope of winning amarr fw. I could have carried them. If they just weren't so damn greedy with points and let me do my job and win.
Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed.
Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
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Abraham Baby Fish
LATINOS KILLERS CORP
Caps and Mercs
10
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Posted - 2014.04.20 03:47:00 -
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once a bluebeerry called an ads behind the mcc, this is what happened http://www.bite.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/test-2.gif
http://www.bite.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/test-2.gif PLEASE ADD JETPACK
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Dheez
Kinsho Swords
Caldari State
94
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Posted - 2014.04.20 03:55:00 -
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blue berry runs towards a turret, hacks it & focuses to shoot at enemy MCC. |
Nocturnal Soul
Immortal Retribution
2918
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Posted - 2014.04.20 04:00:00 -
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Blue shoots me in FW only to get blown sky high by a double damage mod sica.
Its alright everyone, no need to worry it's just an Amarr scout :(
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Jrakraa5
Pradox XVI
Proficiency V.
29
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Posted - 2014.04.20 04:05:00 -
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i called in my Incubus and hovered below the mcc and i had the same Blueberry jump and hit my ship three times before he figured out what was going on!
can't wait for new racial dropships! maybe even the return of the logi???
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Gaurdian Satyr
Glitched Connection
133
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Posted - 2014.04.20 04:13:00 -
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I blueberry was running around in a heavy suit with nova knives and a flaylock
Nuff said
-holds arms in O- throw it in the story basket bro
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Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Mercenaries
463
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Posted - 2014.04.20 04:18:00 -
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I hopped out of my LAV to hack a turret, got Thales sniped, and the blueberry riding shotgun drives off into the sunset to get killed by the same railgun turret I was hacking. 
If you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
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Moochie Cricket
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
677
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Posted - 2014.04.20 04:24:00 -
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Blueberry sees me call in LAV.
Blueberry watches me put multiple REs on LAV.
Blueberry hops into LAV with me.
Blueberry stays in LAV until my jihad is complete.
This happens quite alot.
"Military training is preferable, but anyone who can fly a plane would be useful."
"I can fly. I'm pilot."
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General John Ripper
20250
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Posted - 2014.04.20 04:34:00 -
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Just the tip.
Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed.
Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
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Athena Sentinel
SOE Knights Templar
277
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Posted - 2014.04.20 05:13:00 -
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This. |
Eko Sol
Strange Playings
185
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Posted - 2014.04.20 05:22:00 -
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So in a dom match I shoot at the feet of a blueberry holding a plasma cannon. I occasionally do this to see the reactions when we have a huge lead. He sprinted toward the wall and fired the cannon point blank and blew himself across the room. |
Kara Anschel
Tech Guard
RISE of LEGION
115
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Posted - 2014.04.20 05:23:00 -
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More of a stupid redberry story, but one game of domi there were 4 redberries at the point. They all stood facing away from the point (one was within a couple meters) fighting with my blueberries. I walked in behind them, threw some RE's at their feet (I was low on ammo) and proceeded to start hacking, hoping they would run over the RE's and I could blow them all up. Except, none of them moved, like they didn't even realize I was hacking it. They keep shooting at some blues in cover. I hack the point and detonate the RE's, get two of em. The last two keep shooting, walk up behind one, drop my last RE, detonate. 4th one was still oblivious, he takes some fire and ducks behind cover, looks over just as I smack him in the face with the butt of my flaylock (I wanted, to see how bad it is. Verdict: bad. Still entertaining though.) |
KGB Sleep
Inner.Hell
1026
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Posted - 2014.04.20 08:38:00 -
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Hacking E on Ashland skirmish and a blueberry runs up to me. He starts shooting the monitor of the null cannon as I'm hacking it. I move away to protect the hack and this blueberry is meleeing the monitor. He throws a grenade at it but just as he is backing away the downtime message pops up. He's stuck in place and the grenade goes off sending him flying out of the null cannon and into the dirt. I couldn't see where I was running to through the tears of laughter.
Because beer, that's why.
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ARF 1049
The Phoenix Federation
89
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Posted - 2014.04.20 08:54:00 -
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Holding a swarm at you... You know he is freaking out wondering why it won't dumb fire.
Using an SMG like a long range weapon just shooting 1 or a burst at you wondering why you won't die.
Sitting in corners and spraying you with a volley of AR rounds. CoD
Not getting out of flaming vehicles when you are trying to recall them.
When they join your squad randomly and you ask there SP and they ask where it is.
Standing under falling vehicles.
Not hitting there inertia dampener.
Going after heavies.
Draining there whole clip on you in factional warfare.
Picking you up you get shot, repeat.
Melee.
Cooked grenade to long.
The list keeps going...
"In rust you trust, so in rust you shall die."
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Sourdough Muffins
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
199
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Posted - 2014.04.20 08:59:00 -
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Stupidest blueberry story is about me on my first day on my first game. I mounted one of the turrets at the starting spawn point in the redline and sat the entire match shooting at the enemy MCC. I thought I was doing damage to the MCC because I saw its health going down over time.  |
OmniMerc
Commando Perkone
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2014.04.20 08:59:00 -
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ARF 1049 wrote:Holding a swarm at you... You know he is freaking out wondering why it won't dumb fire.
Using an SMG like a long range weapon just shooting 1 or a burst at you wondering why you won't die.
Sitting in corners and spraying you with a volley of AR rounds. CoD
Not getting out of flaming vehicles when you are trying to recall them.
When they join your squad randomly and you ask there SP and they ask where it is.
Standing under falling vehicles.
Not hitting there inertia dampener.
Going after heavies.
Draining there whole clip on you in factional warfare.
Picking you up you get shot, repeat.
Melee.
Cooked grenade to long.
The list keeps going...
I got a melee kill today to troll |
Thurak1
Psygod9
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
560
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Posted - 2014.04.20 09:03:00 -
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I went up to an objective to start hacking it. I noticed a few RE's right in front of me so i started to back up. Blueberry decided to take out the RE's well before i was clear of the area and did not notice that he was also too close and ended up killing both of us. |
THEPIMP NAMED SLICKBACK
Onikanabo Brigade
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2014.04.20 09:10:00 -
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my blueberry story is i watched a guy from nyan san call in a vayu at the MCC and the bolas hits mcc blows up drops the tank upside down in the redline and continues to slide down a hill and run after it tryin to recall it and watch as it finally blows up and then left the battle |
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darkiller240
K-A-O-S theory
757
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Posted - 2014.04.20 09:32:00 -
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Blueberry tried to kill a tank with militia swarms the day 1.7 came out
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
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rithu
Max-Pain-inc
Dark Taboo
56
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Posted - 2014.04.20 10:07:00 -
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Got on a tower using my gorgon, saw a squad full of snipers camping, took em all out with my forge  ( yes they didnt notice a heavy standing behind them)
You cant see me caldari scouts ;)
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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
20
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Posted - 2014.04.20 18:41:00 -
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All right well I thought there would be better stories than this I've only liked one so far.
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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Apache Chieftan
THIRD EARTH INCORPORATED
Dark Taboo
1
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Posted - 2014.04.20 19:21:00 -
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Back in beta, I was in a sniper squad on one of the flat towers. We all had uplinks and were all doing great when i heard an AR behind me so i turn and see a blueberry shooting at people 400m away. This kid then decides, after 5 min., that he is to far away. He then jumps off and realizes halfway down he don't now how to use inertial dampeners, so splat. He then respawns on my uplink, after a few seconds I hear a bolas bringing a vehicle. I turn around just in time to see him get crushed by his tank.I them turn back around and keep sniping. I then hear the tank start moving, so I turn and see the bumper of his tank pushing my whole squad of the building and we couldn't deploy dampeners because of the tank, splat and the tank landed on a friendly LAV
and killed them also.
I love chewing up and spiting out you other heavies
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A'Real Fury
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
682
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Posted - 2014.04.20 19:54:00 -
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Normal story. Blueberry runs past the point being hacked by a red only to shoot at the blokes lav with his AR and promptly dies to the red hitting him on the head with the buttstock of his pistol. |
keno trader
Resheph Interstellar Strategy
Gallente Federation
61
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Posted - 2014.04.20 19:59:00 -
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There once was a blueberry who screamed over MIC, "WTF why can't I pick up this guy's weapon".
1.8 --- Still getting spawntrapped by boxes.
1.8 --- Smart deployment = letting a 2 year old handle spawns.
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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
Dirt Nap Squad.
8617
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Posted - 2014.04.20 20:02:00 -
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My squad entered a random blueberry dropship, for the lulz.
He flown into the redline and tried to kill us by leaving the dropship and let us die in the redline.
He got killed by his own dropship and we all survived.
Overlord of all humans CAT MERC
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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
Dirt Nap Squad.
8617
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Posted - 2014.04.20 20:05:00 -
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Moochie Cricket wrote:Blueberry sees me call in LAV.
Blueberry watches me put multiple REs on LAV.
Blueberry hops into LAV with me.
Blueberry stays in LAV until my jihad is complete.
This happens quite alot.
But of course, dying in a jihad jeep is a great honor.
Overlord of all humans CAT MERC
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Seeth Mensch
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Dirt Nap Squad.
214
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Posted - 2014.04.20 20:15:00 -
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Haven't read all the posts, pretty sure this is in here somewhere (some variation).
We were dominating the skirmish map, the 4 point one with Alpha near pipes and a CRU up the hill. There was at least 6 of us and a tank, completely surrounding the CRU, and we have plenty of time on the mission timer. The redberries keep spawning in (God knows why).
It was a free point fest!
You know what that blueberry did. EVERYBODY was shooting him, but nope, he apparently couldn't cope with an untaken, crowd controlled CRU on a winning map that everyone was having fun with.
I was once kinder about it. When a similar event started happening in a FW the other day, I drew my pistol and executed him.
I love FW.
Hi! Gosh, I've missed you...with every bullet, plasma shot, rail gun, and missile.
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Lynn Beck
Wake N' Bake Inc
Top Men.
1200
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Posted - 2014.04.20 20:23:00 -
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I'm searching around an objective for uplinks, trying to find where these enemies are spawning, I notice tje point i'm guarding is being hacked, so i wonder "how did they blast through 5 blues... And hack the point?"
They didn't, they walked around them, and hacked while te blues were within 15m o the hack panel.
Naturally, they walk out of the area, and go to another Obj.
I go in to find out WTF just happened, and it's 1 raspberry in a corner with a pre-1.8 scout, holding a Laser rifle.
General John Ripper is my 2nd best friend!
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Moochie Cricket
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
694
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Posted - 2014.04.20 20:58:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Moochie Cricket wrote:Blueberry sees me call in LAV.
Blueberry watches me put multiple REs on LAV.
Blueberry hops into LAV with me.
Blueberry stays in LAV until my jihad is complete.
This happens quite alot. But of course, dying in a jihad jeep is a great honor.
Only the driver gets the virgins
"Military training is preferable, but anyone who can fly a plane would be useful."
"I can fly. I'm pilot."
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Henchmen21
Planet Express LLC
972
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Posted - 2014.04.20 21:06:00 -
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Gunners, be it in a LAV or DS. Point them at an obvious target and they proceed to shoot the MCC.
Your game f'ing sucks, but I'll still play it.... damn you!
Henchmen21: Infantry
Gotyougood Ufkr: Vehicles
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Denchlad 7
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
140
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Posted - 2014.04.20 21:38:00 -
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We've all seen it.
Onikuma or Baloch rolls up.
*newberry switches to gunners seat*
I and every other bitter vet laugh while casually stroking massive epeens while shooting his ass off and blowing up the LAV.
Happens almost every match lately.
Was attempting to proto every weapon a bad idea? Yes. 11 so far
If you can't accept change, you will fail in this world
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Syeven Reed
G0DS AM0NG MEN
Dirt Nap Squad.
511
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Posted - 2014.04.20 21:43:00 -
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So I'm playing a skirmish and I'm hanging around delta in a cloaked Minja. When a blueberry comes up to me, practically sits on me and starts shooting me. I run to the other side of delta, he follows and proceeds to shoot me still.
Redberry comes along, kills me and then the idiot blueberry who was also, funnily enough, still shooting me at this point... Redberry takes delta and we loose the game by a hair!
Gÿé Syeven 514
Application for CPM1
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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
22
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Posted - 2014.04.20 22:31:00 -
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These are a lot better.
Thanks
Remember ancient legion sponsored this and i'm now looking for other sponsors to pay for a second place person.
.5 mil if you wish to be a sponsored
**send it in game**
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
22
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Posted - 2014.04.20 23:54:00 -
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bump
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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General John Ripper
20299
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Posted - 2014.04.21 00:21:00 -
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Moochie Cricket wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Moochie Cricket wrote:Blueberry sees me call in LAV.
Blueberry watches me put multiple REs on LAV.
Blueberry hops into LAV with me.
Blueberry stays in LAV until my jihad is complete.
This happens quite alot. But of course, dying in a jihad jeep is a great honor. Only the driver gets the virgins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omF_Cz5b9RY
Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed.
Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
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Lorhak Gannarsein
Science For Death
2836
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Posted - 2014.04.21 00:35:00 -
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soooo... Who won?
Was it me!?
ak.0 4 LYFE
I am the Lorhak. I speak for the trees.
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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
22
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Posted - 2014.04.21 00:36:00 -
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Lorhak Gannarsein wrote:soooo... Who won?
Was it me!?
I said monday
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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Lorhak Gannarsein
Science For Death
2836
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Posted - 2014.04.21 00:38:00 -
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wiseguy12 wrote:Lorhak Gannarsein wrote:soooo... Who won?
Was it me!? I said monday
My body wallet is ready!
ak.0 4 LYFE
I am the Lorhak. I speak for the trees.
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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
23
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Posted - 2014.04.21 20:59:00 -
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KGB Sleep wrote:Hacking E on Ashland skirmish and a blueberry runs up to me. He starts shooting the monitor of the null cannon as I'm hacking it. I move away to protect the hack and this blueberry is meleeing the monitor. He throws a grenade at it but just as he is backing away the downtime message pops up. He's stuck in place and the grenade goes off sending him flying out of the null cannon and into the dirt. I couldn't see where I was running to through the tears of laughter.
Congratulations KGB sleep you have won the challenge your story was the only decent one other than apache chieftans but he is my alt so he couldn't win.
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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Moochie Cricket
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
698
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Posted - 2014.04.21 22:07:00 -
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wiseguy12 wrote:KGB Sleep wrote:Hacking E on Ashland skirmish and a blueberry runs up to me. He starts shooting the monitor of the null cannon as I'm hacking it. I move away to protect the hack and this blueberry is meleeing the monitor. He throws a grenade at it but just as he is backing away the downtime message pops up. He's stuck in place and the grenade goes off sending him flying out of the null cannon and into the dirt. I couldn't see where I was running to through the tears of laughter. Congratulations KGB sleep you have won the challenge your story was the only decent one other than apache chieftans but he is my alt so he couldn't win.
I demand a re-vote!!
"Military training is preferable, but anyone who can fly a plane would be useful."
"I can fly. I'm pilot."
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21yrOld Knight
Pradox XVI
Proficiency V.
789
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Posted - 2014.04.21 22:28:00 -
[53] - Quote
I saw this dude called Wiseguy12.
Man just looking at him i could tell he was a dumb blueberry. jk
Edit Awwww i didn't get to submit my story
Mike Ruan Said I was Dust Famous
General John Ripper Said I was Dust Famous
Who else thinks I'm Famous?
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CRNWLLC
Screwy Rabbit ULC
212
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Posted - 2014.04.21 22:34:00 -
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This one time Many times I'll throw a DU close to where I'm sniping, only to have a blueberry play yard duty and melee the back of my head in an attempt, I presume, to get me to stop sniping, see the error of my ways, and be a useful member of the team. For some reason, I'm never convinced.
My other dropsuit is a Python.
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Medical Crash
CLONES AGAINST HUMANITY
286
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Posted - 2014.04.21 22:48:00 -
[55] - Quote
"blueberry", every person that uses that term is a moron. Follow the wording of the herd sheep, bahhh bahhhhhhh says "lambchop". |
Her Nibs
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
114
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Posted - 2014.04.21 23:18:00 -
[56] - Quote
wiseguy12 wrote:This event has a reward of 1 mil. isk. I'm Looking for the best story off the worst blueberries. I will judge this event with my corp. members and pick a winner on monday. This event is sponsered by Ancient Legion.
Post your submissions below
Picture it... Gallante with a swarm launcher...bends his knees, stands up straight, bends his knees, stands up straight over and over. Gets shot 6 times because everytime he respawms, he does the same thing...up and down up and down. Glitch maybe?
Or idiot? I killed a raspberry 4 times in one match that was doing the same thing....head shot.
Shoot me or run me over, it becomes personnal.
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LegacyofTable
Planetary Response Organisation
FACTION WARFARE ALLIANCE
0
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Posted - 2014.04.22 00:07:00 -
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One time I was counter-sniping people on top of one of those really tall buildings on the pipe map (no idea on map names) and one of my teammates suddenly comes into my scope view directly in front of me. He follows me every where I go and steals all the ammo from my nanohive by wasting his scrambler pistol bullets on me. So I devised a plan to get him out of my way. I crouched out into the open just enough that the enemy sniper sees me, but before he can hit me, he murders my annoying "partner." |
TunRa
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
566
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Posted - 2014.04.22 01:37:00 -
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I saw this guy named wiseguy12 try to hold a competition for 1 million ISK, what a dumb blueberry!
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hold that
Krusual Covert Operators
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.04.22 01:40:00 -
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i watched a bluedot try to hop up a tiny ledge for over a minute once. he then called in a LAV and immediately flipped it over on it's back while driving. |
KGB Sleep
Inner.Hell
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Posted - 2014.04.22 13:38:00 -
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wiseguy12 wrote:KGB Sleep wrote:Hacking E on Ashland skirmish and a blueberry runs up to me. He starts shooting the monitor of the null cannon as I'm hacking it. I move away to protect the hack and this blueberry is meleeing the monitor. He throws a grenade at it but just as he is backing away the downtime message pops up. He's stuck in place and the grenade goes off sending him flying out of the null cannon and into the dirt. I couldn't see where I was running to through the tears of laughter. Congratulations KGB sleep you have won the challenge your story was the only decent one other than apache chieftans but he is my alt so he couldn't win.
I'm going to didney worl!
Thanks
Because beer, that's why.
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CRYPT3C W0LF
SilenT AngelS
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2014.04.22 13:45:00 -
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I was playing on my Alt and on the academy, I saw 3 Blueberries trying to get in an enemy Tank While the pilot is still in the tank :P
I Make Youtube Videos!:)
Forum evolution, the cycle must continue...
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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
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Posted - 2014.04.23 22:21:00 -
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I'm Going to hold another one these competitions. The new date is this sat.
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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