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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
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Posted - 2014.04.20 01:49:00 -
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This event has a reward of 1 mil. isk. I'm Looking for the best story off the worst blueberries. I will judge this event with my corp. members and pick a winner on monday. This event is sponsered by Ancient Legion.
Post your submissions below
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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calisk galern
BurgezzE.T.F
General Tso's Alliance
2370
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Posted - 2014.04.20 01:51:00 -
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only stupid thing i see every game now is that every single blue berry tries to steal my tank, and then tries to hitch a ride despite me having no turrets for them to get in.....like i'd let them get in anyway after trying to steal my tank.
not much of a story but i see it so much figured i'd say it. |
Criteria Shipment
Dogs of War Gaming
Zero-Day
816
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Posted - 2014.04.20 01:53:00 -
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wiseguy12 wrote:This event has a reward of 1 mil. isk. I'm Looking for the best story off the worst blueberries. I will judge this event with my corp. members and pick a winner on monday. This event is sponsered by Ancient Legion.
Post your submissions below
This is the stupidest blueberry story of stupid blueberry story contests ever.
Did I win?
Goodbye, world!
(püú-ÿ+í-ÿ-é)
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Bormir1r
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
334
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:00:00 -
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Ok let's begin.
I'm in a 4 point-objective map (skirmish obviously). I'm at objective D where it's close the enemy redline, and underneath that huge hut building (yes I do not know the name of the map). The enemy had hacked that objective and were spawning from it. While I was at the objective, there just so happened to be a blueberry with a sniper rifle, he was sort of just standing there scooting from one step to another pretty close to the objective. Then 3 redberries spawn in and I immediately started attacking them. While I was trying to kill these redberries, my "trusty" blueberry was nicely just standing there trying to "no-scope" the redberries who were literall 3 ft in front of him. I was only able to take out one of them by the time I died, and of course within seconds of my death, my blueberry "friend" died seconds later. What a dumbfuck.
"One does not simply" run 11.12 m/s.
You do it with 63.00 Stamina Regen.
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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
18
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:02:00 -
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Criteria Shipment wrote:wiseguy12 wrote:This event has a reward of 1 mil. isk. I'm Looking for the best story off the worst blueberries. I will judge this event with my corp. members and pick a winner on monday. This event is sponsered by Ancient Legion.
Post your submissions below This is the stupidest blueberry story of stupid blueberry story contests ever. Did I win?
no
disqualifed
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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Adipem Nothi
Nos Nothi
376
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:03:00 -
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Spkr and Taki walk into a bar ...
Bang?
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
12928
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:04:00 -
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There once was a blueberry.
The end.
My Music Videos & Fan Fiction
Anti-Social Solo Merc
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wiseguy12
Ancient Legion
18
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:04:00 -
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Adipem Nothi wrote:Spkr and Taki walk into a bar ...
uh no
W.I.D.O.S. when in doubt orbital strike
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
12928
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:04:00 -
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Adipem Nothi wrote:Spkr and Taki walk into a bar ...
HAVE ALL MY LIKES!!!!!!
My Music Videos & Fan Fiction
Anti-Social Solo Merc
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Draxus Prime
BurgezzE.T.F
General Tso's Alliance
3666
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:11:00 -
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saw a blueberry sneak up on a proto sentinel with a nanite injector out and tried to give him the elbow of death
"Spilling floor cleaner only makes the floor cleaner" -Draxus Prime
Closed Beta Vet
Scouting before it was cool
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General John Ripper
20240
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:16:00 -
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A stupid blueberry stole my lav.
I attacked stupid blueberries district.
when I asked why...
I just said. " I been looking for a reason, your scrub underling just gave me one."
Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed.
Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
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Lorhak Gannarsein
Science For Death
2760
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Posted - 2014.04.20 02:17:00 -
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Haha, well, I once saw a blueberry who _____ while I was trying to _____ during a Skirmish match; we were about _____ through the ______ and I just walk around this corner and I see this blueberry who must have his thumb up his ______ or something, I mean really.
So I walk over to the ____ing ______er while he's ________ing around with his ______ ______, and I'm sitting there staring at him and punching him, shooting him with my ______. The _______ looks at me and keeps on with his rubbish, so I call in a _____ and keep right on shooting at him (I'm about halfway done with my ___ magazine now). I guess he gets fed up about now and starts shooting back. Doesn't bother moving, though, so my ____ comes in right on his blueberry head and squashes his arse.
The End.
Do I win?
ak.0 4 LYFE
I am the Lorhak. I speak for the trees.
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General John Ripper
20245
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Posted - 2014.04.20 03:03:00 -
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I am playing for amarr in faction warfare. I drive past all the other letters because they are already being hacked. I make it to bravo and enemy is there. I kill 3 enemy soldiers, took out remote explosives, and proceeded to hack the objective. Stupid blueberry just arrives, kills me with just a second left and tries to hack the letter himself. I sit at the map screen and I see the deaths on top of the screen... the three blueberries were dead. I was their only hope of winning amarr fw. I could have carried them. If they just weren't so damn greedy with points and let me do my job and win.
Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed.
Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
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Abraham Baby Fish
LATINOS KILLERS CORP
Caps and Mercs
10
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Posted - 2014.04.20 03:47:00 -
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once a bluebeerry called an ads behind the mcc, this is what happened http://www.bite.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/test-2.gif
http://www.bite.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/test-2.gif PLEASE ADD JETPACK
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Dheez
Kinsho Swords
Caldari State
94
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Posted - 2014.04.20 03:55:00 -
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blue berry runs towards a turret, hacks it & focuses to shoot at enemy MCC. |
Nocturnal Soul
Immortal Retribution
2918
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Posted - 2014.04.20 04:00:00 -
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Blue shoots me in FW only to get blown sky high by a double damage mod sica.
Its alright everyone, no need to worry it's just an Amarr scout :(
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Jrakraa5
Pradox XVI
Proficiency V.
29
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Posted - 2014.04.20 04:05:00 -
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i called in my Incubus and hovered below the mcc and i had the same Blueberry jump and hit my ship three times before he figured out what was going on!
can't wait for new racial dropships! maybe even the return of the logi???
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Gaurdian Satyr
Glitched Connection
133
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Posted - 2014.04.20 04:13:00 -
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I blueberry was running around in a heavy suit with nova knives and a flaylock
Nuff said
-holds arms in O- throw it in the story basket bro
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Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Mercenaries
463
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Posted - 2014.04.20 04:18:00 -
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I hopped out of my LAV to hack a turret, got Thales sniped, and the blueberry riding shotgun drives off into the sunset to get killed by the same railgun turret I was hacking. 
If you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
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Moochie Cricket
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
677
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Posted - 2014.04.20 04:24:00 -
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Blueberry sees me call in LAV.
Blueberry watches me put multiple REs on LAV.
Blueberry hops into LAV with me.
Blueberry stays in LAV until my jihad is complete.
This happens quite alot.
"Military training is preferable, but anyone who can fly a plane would be useful."
"I can fly. I'm pilot."
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General John Ripper
20250
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Posted - 2014.04.20 04:34:00 -
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Just the tip.
Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed.
Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
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Athena Sentinel
SOE Knights Templar
277
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Posted - 2014.04.20 05:13:00 -
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This. |
Eko Sol
Strange Playings
185
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Posted - 2014.04.20 05:22:00 -
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So in a dom match I shoot at the feet of a blueberry holding a plasma cannon. I occasionally do this to see the reactions when we have a huge lead. He sprinted toward the wall and fired the cannon point blank and blew himself across the room. |
Kara Anschel
Tech Guard
RISE of LEGION
115
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Posted - 2014.04.20 05:23:00 -
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More of a stupid redberry story, but one game of domi there were 4 redberries at the point. They all stood facing away from the point (one was within a couple meters) fighting with my blueberries. I walked in behind them, threw some RE's at their feet (I was low on ammo) and proceeded to start hacking, hoping they would run over the RE's and I could blow them all up. Except, none of them moved, like they didn't even realize I was hacking it. They keep shooting at some blues in cover. I hack the point and detonate the RE's, get two of em. The last two keep shooting, walk up behind one, drop my last RE, detonate. 4th one was still oblivious, he takes some fire and ducks behind cover, looks over just as I smack him in the face with the butt of my flaylock (I wanted, to see how bad it is. Verdict: bad. Still entertaining though.) |
KGB Sleep
Inner.Hell
1026
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Posted - 2014.04.20 08:38:00 -
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Hacking E on Ashland skirmish and a blueberry runs up to me. He starts shooting the monitor of the null cannon as I'm hacking it. I move away to protect the hack and this blueberry is meleeing the monitor. He throws a grenade at it but just as he is backing away the downtime message pops up. He's stuck in place and the grenade goes off sending him flying out of the null cannon and into the dirt. I couldn't see where I was running to through the tears of laughter.
Because beer, that's why.
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ARF 1049
The Phoenix Federation
89
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Posted - 2014.04.20 08:54:00 -
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Holding a swarm at you... You know he is freaking out wondering why it won't dumb fire.
Using an SMG like a long range weapon just shooting 1 or a burst at you wondering why you won't die.
Sitting in corners and spraying you with a volley of AR rounds. CoD
Not getting out of flaming vehicles when you are trying to recall them.
When they join your squad randomly and you ask there SP and they ask where it is.
Standing under falling vehicles.
Not hitting there inertia dampener.
Going after heavies.
Draining there whole clip on you in factional warfare.
Picking you up you get shot, repeat.
Melee.
Cooked grenade to long.
The list keeps going...
"In rust you trust, so in rust you shall die."
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Sourdough Muffins
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
199
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Posted - 2014.04.20 08:59:00 -
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Stupidest blueberry story is about me on my first day on my first game. I mounted one of the turrets at the starting spawn point in the redline and sat the entire match shooting at the enemy MCC. I thought I was doing damage to the MCC because I saw its health going down over time.  |
OmniMerc
Commando Perkone
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2014.04.20 08:59:00 -
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ARF 1049 wrote:Holding a swarm at you... You know he is freaking out wondering why it won't dumb fire.
Using an SMG like a long range weapon just shooting 1 or a burst at you wondering why you won't die.
Sitting in corners and spraying you with a volley of AR rounds. CoD
Not getting out of flaming vehicles when you are trying to recall them.
When they join your squad randomly and you ask there SP and they ask where it is.
Standing under falling vehicles.
Not hitting there inertia dampener.
Going after heavies.
Draining there whole clip on you in factional warfare.
Picking you up you get shot, repeat.
Melee.
Cooked grenade to long.
The list keeps going...
I got a melee kill today to troll |
Thurak1
Psygod9
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
560
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Posted - 2014.04.20 09:03:00 -
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I went up to an objective to start hacking it. I noticed a few RE's right in front of me so i started to back up. Blueberry decided to take out the RE's well before i was clear of the area and did not notice that he was also too close and ended up killing both of us. |
THEPIMP NAMED SLICKBACK
Onikanabo Brigade
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2014.04.20 09:10:00 -
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my blueberry story is i watched a guy from nyan san call in a vayu at the MCC and the bolas hits mcc blows up drops the tank upside down in the redline and continues to slide down a hill and run after it tryin to recall it and watch as it finally blows up and then left the battle |
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