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darkiller240 K-A-O-S theory 757	Posted - 2014.04.20 09:32:00 - [31] - Quote Blueberry tried to kill a tank with militia swarms the day 1.7 came out "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
rithu Max-Pain-inc Dark Taboo 56	Posted - 2014.04.20 10:07:00 - [32] - Quote Got on a tower using my gorgon, saw a squad full of snipers camping, took em all out with my forge ( yes they didnt notice a heavy standing behind them) You cant see me caldari scouts ;)
wiseguy12 Ancient Legion 20	Posted - 2014.04.20 18:41:00 - [33] - Quote All right well I thought there would be better stories than this I've only liked one so far. *W.I.D.O.S.* when in doubt orbital strike
Apache Chieftan THIRD EARTH INCORPORATED Dark Taboo 1	Posted - 2014.04.20 19:21:00 - [34] - Quote Back in beta, I was in a sniper squad on one of the flat towers. We all had uplinks and were all doing great when i heard an AR behind me so i turn and see a blueberry shooting at people 400m away. This kid then decides, after 5 min., that he is to far away. He then jumps off and realizes halfway down he don't now how to use inertial dampeners, so splat. He then respawns on my uplink, after a few seconds I hear a bolas bringing a vehicle. I turn around just in time to see him get crushed by his tank.I them turn back around and keep sniping. I then hear the tank start moving, so I turn and see the bumper of his tank pushing my whole squad of the building and we couldn't deploy dampeners because of the tank, splat and the tank landed on a friendly LAV and killed them also. I love chewing up and spiting out you other heavies
A'Real Fury D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 682	Posted - 2014.04.20 19:54:00 - [35] - Quote Normal story. Blueberry runs past the point being hacked by a red only to shoot at the blokes lav with his AR and promptly dies to the red hitting him on the head with the buttstock of his pistol.
keno trader Resheph Interstellar Strategy Gallente Federation 61	Posted - 2014.04.20 19:59:00 - [36] - Quote There once was a blueberry who screamed over MIC, "WTF why can't I pick up this guy's weapon". *1.8* --- Still getting spawntrapped by boxes. *1.8* --- Smart deployment = letting a 2 year old handle spawns.
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 8617	Posted - 2014.04.20 20:02:00 - [37] - Quote My squad entered a random blueberry dropship, for the lulz. He flown into the redline and tried to kill us by leaving the dropship and let us die in the redline. He got killed by his own dropship and we all survived. Overlord of all humans CAT MERC
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 8617	Posted - 2014.04.20 20:05:00 - [38] - Quote Moochie Cricket wrote: Blueberry sees me call in LAV. Blueberry watches me put multiple REs on LAV. Blueberry hops into LAV with me. Blueberry stays in LAV until my jihad is complete. This happens quite alot. But of course, dying in a jihad jeep is a great honor. Overlord of all humans CAT MERC
Seeth Mensch Capital Acquisitions LLC Dirt Nap Squad. 214	Posted - 2014.04.20 20:15:00 - [39] - Quote Haven't read all the posts, pretty sure this is in here somewhere (some variation). We were dominating the skirmish map, the 4 point one with Alpha near pipes and a CRU up the hill. There was at least 6 of us and a tank, completely surrounding the CRU, and we have plenty of time on the mission timer. The redberries keep spawning in (God knows why). It was a free point fest! You know what that blueberry did. EVERYBODY was shooting him, but nope, he apparently couldn't cope with an untaken, crowd controlled CRU on a winning map that everyone was having fun with. I was once kinder about it. When a similar event started happening in a FW the other day, I drew my pistol and executed him. I love FW. Hi! Gosh, I've missed you...with every bullet, plasma shot, rail gun, and missile.
Lynn Beck Wake N' Bake Inc Top Men. 1200	Posted - 2014.04.20 20:23:00 - [40] - Quote I'm searching around an objective for uplinks, trying to find where these enemies are spawning, I notice tje point i'm guarding is being hacked, so i wonder "how did they blast through 5 blues... And hack the point?" They didn't, they walked around them, and hacked while te blues were within 15m o the hack panel. Naturally, they walk out of the area, and go to another Obj. I go in to find out WTF just happened, and it's 1 raspberry in a corner with a pre-1.8 scout, holding a Laser rifle. General John Ripper is my 2nd best friend!

Moochie Cricket Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad. 694	Posted - 2014.04.20 20:58:00 - [41] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Moochie Cricket wrote: Blueberry sees me call in LAV. Blueberry watches me put multiple REs on LAV. Blueberry hops into LAV with me. Blueberry stays in LAV until my jihad is complete. This happens quite alot. But of course, dying in a jihad jeep is a great honor. Only the driver gets the virgins "Military training is preferable, but anyone who can fly a plane would be useful." "I can fly. I'm pilot."
Henchmen21 Planet Express LLC 972	Posted - 2014.04.20 21:06:00 - [42] - Quote Gunners, be it in a LAV or DS. Point them at an obvious target and they proceed to shoot the MCC. Your game f'ing sucks, but I'll still play it.... damn you! Henchmen21: Infantry Gotyougood Ufkr: Vehicles
Denchlad 7 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 140	Posted - 2014.04.20 21:38:00 - [43] - Quote We've all seen it. Onikuma or Baloch rolls up. newberry switches to gunners seat I and every other bitter vet laugh while casually stroking massive epeens while shooting his ass off and blowing up the LAV. Happens almost every match lately. Was attempting to proto every weapon a bad idea? Yes. 11 so far If you can't accept change, you will fail in this world
Syeven Reed G0DS AM0NG MEN Dirt Nap Squad. 511	Posted - 2014.04.20 21:43:00 - [44] - Quote So I'm playing a skirmish and I'm hanging around delta in a cloaked Minja. When a blueberry comes up to me, practically sits on me and starts shooting me. I run to the other side of delta, he follows and proceeds to shoot me still. Redberry comes along, kills me and then the idiot blueberry who was also, funnily enough, still shooting me at this point... Redberry takes delta and we loose the game by a hair! Gÿé Syeven 514 Application for CPM1
wiseguy12 Ancient Legion 22	Posted - 2014.04.20 22:31:00 - [45] - Quote These are a lot better. Thanks Remember ancient legion sponsored this and i'm now looking for other sponsors to pay for a second place person. .5 mil if you wish to be a sponsored send it in game *W.I.D.O.S.* when in doubt orbital strike
wiseguy12 Ancient Legion 22	Posted - 2014.04.20 23:54:00 - [46] - Quote bump *W.I.D.O.S.* when in doubt orbital strike
General John Ripper 20299	Posted - 2014.04.21 00:21:00 - [47] - Quote Moochie Cricket wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Moochie Cricket wrote: Blueberry sees me call in LAV. Blueberry watches me put multiple REs on LAV. Blueberry hops into LAV with me. Blueberry stays in LAV until my jihad is complete. This happens quite alot. But of course, dying in a jihad jeep is a great honor. Only the driver gets the virgins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omF_Cz5b9RY Everytime I get a like, another bug is fixed. Everytime I get a like, Two more bugs are born.
Lorhak Gannarsein Science For Death 2836	Posted - 2014.04.21 00:35:00 - [48] - Quote soooo... Who won? Was it me!? ak.0 4 LYFE I am the Lorhak. I speak for the trees.
wiseguy12 Ancient Legion 22	Posted - 2014.04.21 00:36:00 - [49] - Quote Lorhak Gannarsein wrote: soooo... Who won? Was it me!? I said monday *W.I.D.O.S.* when in doubt orbital strike
Lorhak Gannarsein Science For Death 2836	Posted - 2014.04.21 00:38:00 - [50] - Quote wiseguy12 wrote: Lorhak Gannarsein wrote: soooo... Who won? Was it me!? I said monday My ~~body~~ wallet is ready! ak.0 4 LYFE I am the Lorhak. I speak for the trees.

wiseguy12 Ancient Legion 23	Posted - 2014.04.21 20:59:00 - [51] - Quote KGB Sleep wrote: Hacking E on Ashland skirmish and a blueberry runs up to me. He starts shooting the monitor of the null cannon as I'm hacking it. I move away to protect the hack and this blueberry is meleeing the monitor. He throws a grenade at it but just as he is backing away the downtime message pops up. He's stuck in place and the grenade goes off sending him flying out of the null cannon and into the dirt. I couldn't see where I was running to through the tears of laughter. Congratulations KGB sleep you have won the challenge your story was the only decent one other than apache chieftans but he is my alt so he couldn't win. *W.I.D.O.S.* when in doubt orbital strike
Moochie Cricket Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad. 698	Posted - 2014.04.21 22:07:00 - [52] - Quote wiseguy12 wrote: KGB Sleep wrote: Hacking E on Ashland skirmish and a blueberry runs up to me. He starts shooting the monitor of the null cannon as I'm hacking it. I move away to protect the hack and this blueberry is meleeing the monitor. He throws a grenade at it but just as he is backing away the downtime message pops up. He's stuck in place and the grenade goes off sending him flying out of the null cannon and into the dirt. I couldn't see where I was running to through the tears of laughter. Congratulations KGB sleep you have won the challenge your story was the only decent one other than apache chieftans but he is my alt so he couldn't win. I demand a re-vote!! "Military training is preferable, but anyone who can fly a plane would be useful." "I can fly. I'm pilot."
21yrOld Knight Pradox XVI Proficiency V. 789	Posted - 2014.04.21 22:28:00 - [53] - Quote I saw this dude called Wiseguy12. Man just looking at him i could tell he was a dumb blueberry. jk Edit Awwww i didn't get to submit my story Mike Ruan Said I was Dust Famous *General John Ripper Said I was Dust Famous* Who else thinks I'm Famous?
CRNWLLC Screwy Rabbit ULC 212	Posted - 2014.04.21 22:34:00 - [54] - Quote ~~This one time~~ Many times I'll throw a DU close to where I'm sniping, only to have a blueberry play yard duty and melee the back of my head in an attempt, I presume, to get me to stop sniping, see the error of my ways, and be a useful member of the team. For some reason, I'm never convinced. My other dropsuit is a Python.
Medical Crash CLONES AGAINST HUMANITY 286	Posted - 2014.04.21 22:48:00 - [55] - Quote "blueberry", every person that uses that term is a moron. Follow the wording of the herd sheep, bahhh bahhhhhhh says "lambchop".
Her Nibs Pradox One Proficiency V. 114	Posted - 2014.04.21 23:18:00 - [56] - Quote wiseguy12 wrote: This event has a reward of 1 mil. isk. I'm Looking for the best story off the worst blueberries. I will judge this event with my corp. members and pick a winner on monday. This event is sponsered by Ancient Legion. Post your submissions below Picture it... Gallante with a swarm launcher...bends his knees, stands up straight, bends his knees, stands up straight over and over. Gets shot 6 times because everytime he respawms, he does the same thing...up and down up and down. Glitch maybe? Or idiot? I killed a raspberry 4 times in one match that was doing the same thing....head shot. Shoot me or run me over, it becomes personnal.
LegacyofTable Planetary Response Organisation FACTION WARFARE ALLIANCE 0	Posted - 2014.04.22 00:07:00 - [57] - Quote One time I was counter-sniping people on top of one of those really tall buildings on the pipe map (no idea on map names) and one of my teammates suddenly comes into my scope view directly in front of me. He follows me every where I go and steals all the ammo from my nanohive by wasting his scrambler pistol bullets on me. So I devised a plan to get him out of my way. I crouched out into the open just enough that the enemy sniper sees me, but before he can hit me, he murders my annoying "partner."
TunRa Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad. 566	Posted - 2014.04.22 01:37:00 - [58] - Quote I saw this guy named wiseguy12 try to hold a competition for 1 million ISK, what a dumb blueberry! Thanks CCP Foxfour Likes received: 514
hold that Krusual Covert Operators Minmatar Republic 94	Posted - 2014.04.22 01:40:00 - [59] - Quote i watched a bluedot try to hop up a tiny ledge for over a minute once. he then called in a LAV and immediately flipped it over on it's back while driving.
KGB Sleep Inner.Hell 1034	Posted - 2014.04.22 13:38:00 - [60] - Quote wiseguy12 wrote: KGB Sleep wrote: Hacking E on Ashland skirmish and a blueberry runs up to me. He starts shooting the monitor of the null cannon as I'm hacking it. I move away to protect the hack and this blueberry is meleeing the monitor. He throws a grenade at it but just as he is backing away the downtime message pops up. He's stuck in place and the grenade goes off sending him flying out of the null cannon and into the dirt. I couldn't see where I was running to through the tears of laughter. Congratulations KGB sleep you have won the challenge your story was the only decent one other than apache chieftans but he is my alt so he couldn't win. I'm going to didney worl! Thanks Because beer, that's why.



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