I'm afraid I must insist that you all cease and desist this defamation of the Goon name. Our glorious crusade against the rest of you is well-documented and founded upon legitimate needs and objectives, not tryhard E-peen waggling.

To wit, please cease all reference to the pretender corp called Dirt Nap Squad as "the new goonswarm."

They are not worthy of being compared to the glorious space empire.

Further, they are a bunch of filthy pubbies who are chestbeating over a piece of useless trash commonly called Moldy Heath.

No one cares.

And finally, please do not reference Goonswarm in anything revolving around that useless piece of crap mechanics set commonly referred to as Planetary Conquest. We do not acknowledge it, because it is broken, stupid and unfun.

We are a legitimate space empire looking to fill a legitimate niche in the annals of new eden history, and you will properly address us as your space overlords. We are not to be referred in kind with low-rent tryhards such as DNS whatever his name is.

Goonsworm is a joke.

Goonsworm is a joke.

They were a joke before you came along, and will continue to be a joke long after you are gone.

They aren't a joke, Goonswarm is the joke.

Goonsworm is a joke.

However, I agree with him on one point. Do not compare DNS to Goonsworm. I've seen kittens put up more of a fight then a qsynced team of them.

Will you punish me for failing? * slowly takes off shirt *


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nah...

can't do it without Derrith adding some flavor to that text above :/

Tell us more about how big your e-peens are. :allears:

Tell us more about how big your e-peens are. :allears:

That was meant as a compliment to our Goon overlords. But if you really must know....

http://dustboard.com/global/merc/Ghostt_Shadoww

How many corps have you been in!? lmao

Seriously, what's with everyone insulting Goons today?

I'm afraid I must insist that you all cease and desist this defamation of the Goon name. Our glorious crusade against the rest of you is well-documented and founded upon legitimate needs and objectives, not tryhard E-peen waggling.

To wit, please cease all reference to the pretender corp called Dirt Nap Squad as "the new goonswarm."

They are not worthy of being compared to the glorious space empire.

Further, they are a bunch of filthy pubbies who are chestbeating over a piece of useless trash commonly called Moldy Heath.

No one cares.

And finally, please do not reference Goonswarm in anything revolving around that useless piece of crap mechanics set commonly referred to as Planetary Conquest. We do not acknowledge it, because it is broken, stupid and unfun.

We are a legitimate space empire looking to fill a legitimate niche in the annals of new eden history, and you will properly address us as your space overlords. We are not to be referred in kind with low-rent tryhards such as DNS whatever his name is.

I think if you actually want to use the phrase 'Pubbies' you have to at least have some presence in Planetary Conquest. Otherwise you're just insulting yourself when you use it in a derogatory manner.

pubbie

A SS13 player who is not a goon (or just a member). Formerly used as cannon fodder on Goon servers.
http://ss13.donglabs.com/index.php?title=Terminology

O gawd...Cerebral Wolf 2.0...

Ugh, hell no. I actually have higher standards of conduct.

Now granted that bar is set REALLY low and easy to jump, but I do have higher standards than that.

And if you can't tell the difference between threats and mockery you need to go get a psych evaluation.

Threats are for two-bit sh*tweasels who actually care about things.

Mockery is fun for the whole family. Even the three year old (Average age of Nyain San members) can learn to do it right.

Well...here's the thing. You missed the part about anything you say being relevant.

Sorry can you explain relevant to me? I don't think you quite "get" New Eden yet......

Sorry, but the War Room is reserved for people who own districts.

O gawd...Cerebral Wolf 2.0...

Well it is not quite even that it's about people who still stay competitive within PC. Why have people comment on PC when they don't consistently take part in it within the last 12 months.

Fixed the quotes.

I agree with you completely.

I'm just saying that we don't have to listen to them, but they still have a right to their opinion.

No matter how misinformed or idiotic it may be.

Free speech yo

I see the word relevancy thrown around like a sorority pledge's virginity, easy to talk but hard to take. In accordance with the Education Center's requirements and grace, I present the following equation to determine ones place in this universe and in New Eden.

y=[(x^2 + gh-5h)+P]*k

y is your relevancy

x is the lifetime of your main character

g is the your KDR

h is the number of planetary conquest districts you/your corp holds

P is the number of likes your main character has on the forums

k is a conditional:

If this is real life then k=1

If this is fantasy ( ex. video game) then k=0

This has been a friendly public announcement from your Public Informations Management Personal.

Ibwas not going to read or reply. But curiousity kills the cat. This is my only reply troll and talk all u guys want. Later im post a pic of me with FA i got first place and we played nyain san A team amd the whole team went negative on nyain san side. Im post it not to show i got first place woth FA but to show that im a true warrior and my first pc i got 6th place after that i was always top 3 every pc. Im saying this to prove im a true warrior and can roll and adabt with the best of them...

Plus its my best pc ever with an awesome elite group of guys the first group i saw that can hold off nyain san AE and escrow everysingle day...zatara and FA damn man that one week was my best week in dust life...u guys are freaking awesome...

Bane please post the recording ubhave my permission...it will show me raging how u guys all u wamt to do is make fun of people and argue and not plan and be serious. U wamt to show people proof why u guys have nothing please post it so all can see me rage at idiots that are now at the bottom...molon labe i thought was good but all they know how to do is oock districts now thats over we all see who the big boys trully are. Sver they think they to good for anyone they have a good team but are stuck up so they will never get no where. Burger boys have an okay team bit need polish but swear they FA quality..

Look at corp stats people...all of u are under 2.0 KD as a corp. You a look at nyian and ae and fa etc etc 3.5 and higher as a corp...the only ones eft is O.H. with a 4.0 ...what KD dosnt matter ...lol....yeah right...there is no corps left you all suck u dont compare to the qualoty of these top corps. Uball play domination all day long and when u do play skirm u all suck every last one of u corps...u have no sense of team play amd all yall wamt to do is bicker and figjt amd etc etc

Well look who is on top and will always will be cuz that recording u have mr bane is 100% true...u giys cat work togetjer amd not to mention you dont even have the talent as corps...u onky have a few good individuals on each corp that u akl can combine and work togetjer bit u all dont want to to busy makong fun of me and my miltary career and my grammer cuz i type fast and can care ess about periods and spelling...anyways u get the pitcure enjoy ir pub games thats all u jave

DNS is the new Goon Swarm of Dust....

No one will ever take them down and they will never figjt with one another for along time to come till then they are making billions daily while u all fight with each other play dom all day worry about kills amd points and fuc training with one another...lmao...u all waiting and hoping zatara bankimg to come and figjt later....hello he is cubs boy u think he leaving cubs again..not to mention one corp saving money against an alliance makong billions a day everyday rigjt this second all day every day..yeah good luck with that....

Kain Spero...bro it was awesome always talking to u behind the scenes...i told u these guys cant work together . You have nothong to worry about bro for a very very long time. My prediction when the game opens up when the market place comes so onand so forth even then u guys will be so far ajead with isk and talent that like i saod...u the new Goon Swarm of Dust 514

You did it bro...ur awesome dude u know i respect u and what u do forbthe game people talk shot about u all the time how u a cheater and talk to devs to change the game for ur beneifit....they all haters bro...the meetings we have had the way u talk about the game and the future u a good guy i know ubplay fair...u smart and a leader...good job Kain Spero

Good job Cubs on retreating and regrouping...look at u now where u at bro...i a lways said u will be back u never lost power u just building etc etc and again no one believes me lol...now look....good job amd good luck with taking nyain san and AE out later

Nyain san remeber what i told u about kujo and cubs...well bye all

Ill sill play to cap out thats about it...

So FA u all wamt to squad up when im on lmk man u guys rock...that goes for anyone...im nack to npc corp...and moving to BF4 with all my line brothers...i should have left with them when it came out but Dust is and now was a drug lol...atvleast in BF4 its about me and my unit no land to own. Just me and my bad ass squad...later peeps

Kain....Good Journey Brother

Why is it that each time I finish this problem my answer is, "drink more black cherry koolaid"? I don't get it.