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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.04.16 21:01:00 -
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I'm afraid I must insist that you all cease and desist this defamation of the Goon name. Our glorious crusade against the rest of you is well-documented and founded upon legitimate needs and objectives, not tryhard E-peen waggling.
To wit, please cease all reference to the pretender corp called Dirt Nap Squad as "the new goonswarm."
They are not worthy of being compared to the glorious space empire.
Further, they are a bunch of filthy pubbies who are chestbeating over a piece of useless trash commonly called Moldy Heath.
No one cares.
And finally, please do not reference Goonswarm in anything revolving around that useless piece of crap mechanics set commonly referred to as Planetary Conquest. We do not acknowledge it, because it is broken, stupid and unfun.
We are a legitimate space empire looking to fill a legitimate niche in the annals of new eden history, and you will properly address us as your space overlords. We are not to be referred in kind with low-rent tryhards such as DNS whatever his name is. |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.04.16 21:12:00 -
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Report to Jita in a fully-loaded freighter for re-education by Warr Akini immediately. |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.04.16 22:07:00 -
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Shiyou Hidiyoshi wrote:Meaningless drivel
Hello Derp Nap Squad.
You're goonrushing wrong. We've showed you pubbies how to goonrush a thread many many times, and you fail miserably at it.
Go tell your master to never talk again, because he's annoying. |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.04.16 23:44:00 -
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Shiyou Hidiyoshi wrote:
I do what I please and don't know what this "goonrushing" is that you refer too. I don't care about Goons and most Eve related things. If MH is garbage like many claim, then leave us ignorant Dust dummies be until we (Dust players) actually matter to you way in the future. Unless you are here for the entertainment like me in which case, please enjoy your stay.
And that is why you fail. |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.04.17 00:26:00 -
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Shiyou Hidiyoshi wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:Shiyou Hidiyoshi wrote:
I do what I please and don't know what this "goonrushing" is that you refer too. I don't care about Goons and most Eve related things. If MH is garbage like many claim, then leave us ignorant Dust dummies be until we (Dust players) actually matter to you way in the future. Unless you are here for the entertainment like me in which case, please enjoy your stay.
And that is why you fail. Will you punish me for failing? * slowly takes off shirt * ... nah... can't do it without Derrith adding some flavor to that text above :/
No no, take it off. Show the world what a good neckbeard you are. I'll go get the riding crop. |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.04.17 05:59:00 -
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Lunatic Kota wrote:
Goonsworm is a joke.
Yes but tryhard twits like you are the punchline!
By the way, spellcheck when you refer to your space masters. |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.04.18 00:31:00 -
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Kaughst wrote:
O gawd...Cerebral Wolf 2.0...
Ugh, hell no. I actually have higher standards of conduct.
Now granted that bar is set REALLY low and easy to jump, but I do have higher standards than that.
And if you can't tell the difference between threats and mockery you need to go get a psych evaluation.
Threats are for two-bit sh*tweasels who actually care about things.
Mockery is fun for the whole family. Even the three year old (Average age of Nyain San members) can learn to do it right. |
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