Your idiocy is only triumphed by your e-peen's immeasurable tinniness as well as irreparable insignificance.

What happened to the goonfeet doesn't care about the forums. lol

What happened to the goonfeet doesn't care about the forums. lol

What are you talking about? We love forums. We were born on a forum and we'll probably die in one too. Not all forums are as good as our home base but that doesn't mean we can't slum it every once in a while.

^ Is why I love Goons.....

EDIT- That moment when fate conspires against you to put your post on a separate page to the post you were inteneding to indicate your appreciation for....using a directional emote....

What are you talking about? We love forums. We were born on a forum and we'll probably die in one too. Not all forums are as good as our home base but that doesn't mean we can't slum it every once in a while.

Give me Posting or give me Death!

~James "Earl Gray" DeSagan Jefferson

(09:14:42 AM) Samahiel: We should turn the hate thread into a poetry slam, make something beautiful spring from the ****.


A pubbie said, What is the post? fetching it to me with full
hands;
How could I answer the child?. . . .I do not know what it
is any more than he.

I guess it must be the flag of my disposition, out of hopeful
word stuff woven.

Or I guess it is the handywork of the Lord,
A scented gift and remembrancer designedly dropped,
Bearing the owner's name someway in the corners, that we
may see and remark, and say Whose?

Or I guess the post is itself a child. . . .the produced babe
of the imagination.

Or I guess it is a uniform hieroglyphic,
And it means, Typing alike in broad zones and narrow
zones,
Posted among black folks as among white,
Kanuck, Tuckahoe, Congressman, Cuff, I give them the
same, I receive them the same.

And now it seems to me the beautiful unthought words of graves.

Tenderly will I read your final posts,
It may be you transpire from the minds of young men,
It may be if I had known them I would have loved them;
It may be you are from old people and from women, and
from offspring taken soon out of their mother's basement,
And here you are the mother's basement.

This post is very good to be from the white heads of old
mothers,
Better than the colorless beards of old men,
Too good to come from under the faint red roofs of mouths.

O I perceive after all so many uttering tongues!
And I perceive they do not come from the roofs of mouths
for nothing.

I wish I could translate the hints about the dead young men
and women,
And the hints about old men and mothers, and the offspring
taken soon out of their basements.

What do you think has become of the young and old men?
What do you think has become of the women and
children?

They are alive and well somewhere;
The smallest post show there is really no death,
And if ever there was it led forward life, and does not wait
at the end to arrest it,
And ceased the moment life appeared.

All goes onward and outward. . . .and nothing collapses,
And to die is different from what any one supposed, and
luckier.

and you got shot up

Oh GOD, I can't take it. My heart can't take the longing anymore. How could I deny you the sensual nature wholly belonging to you.

Please accept this humble apology. For that which burns, hotly and fiercely, proves my undoing. Flames of desire turn this quivering heart at the sight of your might and thundering electronic footprint. For a moment of your chest thumping I would give. For a moment of your disdain I would live.

I ate this entire bag of green seedless grapes in one sitting. Hopefully I don't get too sick, they were just so delicious and I couldn't stop.

fatty itt

Hey, write that ***** a sonnet. Bitches love sonnets.

Green seedless grapes are the only grapes allowed.

Don't worry Goonfeet, you have my pity, but I'm sure one day, maybe it might be tomorrow, maybe it might be ten years, but one day, you will still remain as irrelevant in DUST as you are now.
- Your good friend, Knight Soiaire.

The difference between us and all of you, is we know we're irrelevant, cause Dust is irrelevant. And you're right we'll be here in ten years, long after these forums, and all the boasts and brags of the try hards have returned to dust. We'll still be shooting people in bad games with each other. Cause being a goon is forever in Eve, in Dust, in STO or WoW, in WoT, and MWO. Try hards come and go, your corps barely last a few months, your allegiances are shallow and treasonous. But goons endure. When the last nerf is handed down, when the last devblog is written, when the last light blinks out in the server farm we'll be there to point and laugh at your tears.

Did I ever brag? Did I ever boast? Did I ever say I was relevant? I only ever mentioned Goonfeet too, not Goons as a whole.

Invest in Reading Comprehension Level 5 before you go on another speech, plz, thnx.

I don't blame Goonfeet for swarming the thread like this, I mean, when your corp is so bad that all you can do is brag about your EVE Side, a whole thread dedicated to you must be a godsend. Don't worry Goonfeet, you have my pity, but I'm sure one day, maybe it might be tomorrow, maybe it might be ten years, but one day, you will still remain as irrelevant in DUST as you are now.

Don't worry, my pity is free for you guys, be glad, other corps have to pay 500k ISK per hour of pity.

- Your good friend, Knight Soiaire.

Just like I slummed it with my mom! OH YEAH ICEBURN *****!

Find me a quote where any of us were bragging about the Eve side goons.

When you hold half the map a lowsec kiddie pools only use is to **** in.

Oh yes, I must remind you all. The time to vote for CSM9 is at hand.

The approved list of candidates in order is as follows:
1. Sion Kumitomo
2. Mynnna
3. Ali Aras
4. Xander Phoena
5. Jayne Fillon
6. Angry Mustache
7. Mangala Solaris
8. Progodlegend
9. Major Jsilva
10. Awoxing Pizza-Spymaster McBlushooter
11. DJFunkybacon
12. Corbexx
13. James Arget
14. Mike Azariah

Remember to Vote Early and Vote Often.

You Goons sure do make this easy, sry, try harder plz.

You Goons sure do make this easy, sry, try harder plz.