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Samahiel
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.04.07 13:37:00 -
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HowDidThatTaste wrote:Goonfeet are wanna be trailer park trash
Except they can't afford the lot rent in Molden Heath
The irony of this coming from a DNS pet is rich. When you hold half the map a lowsec kiddie pools only use is to **** in. |
Samahiel
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
338
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Posted - 2014.04.08 02:56:00 -
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Ayures II wrote:http://i.imgur.com/l1DLQHK.gif
http://i.imgur.com/gCmhQMG.gif |
Samahiel
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
338
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Posted - 2014.04.08 02:58:00 -
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BLAAAASTER wrote:Moronic Farce wrote:BLAAAASTER wrote:Aurra Field wrote:Is this game relevant to EVE yet?
:smith: Is eve relevant to dust? Oh yes it is! with neckbeards like you making me laugh with your terrible skills at the game and terrible skills at trolling the forums! keep it up evetards. We are not bad at (x) YOU are bad at (x). We are the best at (x) and if you only think differently because you are jealous of our ability to excel at (x). So we'll keep on dominating the (x) game while you struggle in obscurity and become even more frustrated at your inability to (x) properly! Heh that'll show em. Lol. I am impressed I thought you eve players can only fight using the space bar.
Isn't that where Astronauts go to drink their Manhattans and Tom Collins and other old timey cocktails. In other news, I'm playing eve right now and have no Idea what I would use the space bar for... I guess you can cancel warp by pressing ctrl-space? |
Samahiel
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2014.04.08 03:01:00 -
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BLAAAASTER wrote:Sigberct Amni wrote:Hey pal. Yeah, you. Only like 5 or so out of the 20ish regulars play eve. EL OH EL DOT Well I was giving your corp way to much respect then. Have you guys ever owned land in PC? Oh never mind keep suiciding and team killing its cute
yes, and Dawwwwww the pubbie approves of what we do. That means so much. There there kid here's a sweet now let the adults talk. |
Samahiel
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
340
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Posted - 2014.04.08 03:06:00 -
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BLAAAASTER wrote:Samahiel wrote:BLAAAASTER wrote:Sigberct Amni wrote:Hey pal. Yeah, you. Only like 5 or so out of the 20ish regulars play eve. EL OH EL DOT Well I was giving your corp way to much respect then. Have you guys ever owned land in PC? Oh never mind keep suiciding and team killing its cute yes, and Dawwwwww the pubbie approves of what we do. That means so much. There there kid here's a sweet now let the adults talk. Yes continue on with you irrelevancy I'm sorry I wasted my insults on on your childish corp. You obviously enjoy being twats.
Oh hey it learns, maybe we can teach it tricks. Okay boy, try being politically relevant, who's a good boy. No? How about posting with your main and not hiding in a newb corp? |
Samahiel
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
343
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Posted - 2014.04.08 04:00:00 -
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Ayures II wrote:Samahiel wrote:BLAAAASTER wrote:Samahiel wrote:BLAAAASTER wrote:
Well I was giving your corp way to much respect then. Have you guys ever owned land in PC?
Oh never mind keep suiciding and team killing its cute
yes, and Dawwwwww the pubbie approves of what we do. That means so much. There there kid here's a sweet now let the adults talk. Yes continue on with you irrelevancy I'm sorry I wasted my insults on on your childish corp. You obviously enjoy being twats. Oh hey it learns, maybe we can teach it tricks. Okay boy, try being politically relevant, who's a good boy. No? How about posting with your main and not hiding in a newb corp? brb reporting you to the guy that sacked CerebralWolf for shitposting Really, though, carry on. This is getting good.
I report only to Paradoxical Nature, Mittens, and SOLODRAKBAN; but only Lowtax (Blessed be his :tenbux:) may judge my posting.
In the end all of our posts will be held to account. In the coming days many will cry out for the mercy of the mods only to be cast into the eternal hell fires of the banhammer.
edit: Quotes can only be nested up to five, COOOOMBO BREAKER |
Samahiel
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
344
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Posted - 2014.04.08 14:06:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:^ Is why I love Goons.....
EDIT- That moment when fate conspires against you to put your post on a separate page to the post you were inteneding to indicate your appreciation for....using a directional emote....
And you missed the snipe. It's okay we still like you, brosef stalin.
Moronic Farce wrote:Darth Threatius wrote:What happened to the goonfeet doesn't care about the forums. lol What are you talking about? We love forums. We were born on a forum and we'll probably die in one too. Not all forums are as good as our home base but that doesn't mean we can't slum it every once in a while.
NEVER NOT POST.
Sigberct Amni wrote:Darth Threatius wrote:What happened to the goonfeet doesn't care about the forums. lol Give me Posting or give me Death! ~James "Earl Gray" DeSagan Jefferson
"Carl Sagan"
~Neil DeGrasse Tyson
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Samahiel
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
344
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Posted - 2014.04.08 14:32:00 -
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(09:14:42 AM) Samahiel: We should turn the hate thread into a poetry slam, make something beautiful spring from the ****.
A pubbie said, What is the post? fetching it to me with full
hands;
How could I answer the child?. . . .I do not know what it
is any more than he.
I guess it must be the flag of my disposition, out of hopeful
word stuff woven.
Or I guess it is the handywork of the Lord,
A scented gift and remembrancer designedly dropped,
Bearing the owner's name someway in the corners, that we
may see and remark, and say Whose?
Or I guess the post is itself a child. . . .the produced babe
of the imagination.
Or I guess it is a uniform hieroglyphic,
And it means, Typing alike in broad zones and narrow
zones,
Posted among black folks as among white,
Kanuck, Tuckahoe, Congressman, Cuff, I give them the
same, I receive them the same.
And now it seems to me the beautiful unspoke words of graves.
Tenderly will I read your final posts,
It may be you transpire from the minds of young men,
It may be if I had known them I would have loved them;
It may be you are from old people and from women, and
from offspring taken soon out of their mother's basement,
And here you are the mother's basement.
This post is very good to be from the white heads of old
mothers,
Better than the colorless beards of old men,
Too good to come from under the faint red roofs of mouths.
O I perceive after all so many uttering tongues!
And I perceive they do not come from the roofs of mouths
for nothing.
I wish I could translate the hints about the dead young men
and women,
And the hints about old men and mothers, and the offspring
taken soon out of their basements.
What do you think has become of the young and old men?
What do you think has become of the women and
children?
They are alive and well somewhere;
The smallest post show there is really no death,
And if ever there was it led forward life, and does not wait
at the end to arrest it,
And ceased the moment life appeared.
All goes onward and outward. . . .and nothing collapses,
And to die is different from what any one supposed, and
luckier. |
Samahiel
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
348
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Posted - 2014.04.08 17:52:00 -
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lionshead nebula wrote:Darth Threatius wrote:lionshead nebula wrote:Darth Threatius wrote:
I even revived and healed lionheads twice before double tapping his dead body the third time.
Your idiocy is only triumphed by your e-peen's immeasurable tinniness as well as irreparable insignificance. and you got shot up Oh GOD, I can't take it. My heart can't take the longing anymore. How could I deny you the sensual nature wholly belonging to you. Please accept this humble apology. For that which burns, hotly and fiercely, proves my undoing. Flames of desire turn this quivering heart at the sight of your might and thundering electronic footprint. For a moment of your chest thumping I would give. For a moment of your disdain I would live.
Hey, write that ***** a sonnet. Bitches love sonnets. |
Samahiel
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
349
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Posted - 2014.04.08 18:24:00 -
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Knight Solitaire wrote:Don't worry Goonfeet, you have my pity, but I'm sure one day, maybe it might be tomorrow, maybe it might be ten years, but one day, you will still remain as irrelevant in DUST as you are now.
- Your good friend, Knight Soiaire.
The difference between us and all of you, is we know we're irrelevant, cause Dust is irrelevant. And you're right we'll be here in ten years, long after these forums, and all the boasts and brags of the try hards have returned to dust. We'll still be shooting people in bad games with each other. Cause being a goon is forever in Eve, in Dust, in STO or WoW, in WoT, and MWO. Try hards come and go, your corps barely last a few months, your allegiances are shallow and treasonous. But goons endure. When the last nerf is handed down, when the last devblog is written, when the last light blinks out in the server farm we'll be there to point and laugh at your tears.
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Samahiel
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
349
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Posted - 2014.04.08 18:37:00 -
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Knight Solitaire wrote:Samahiel wrote:
The difference between us and all of you, is we know we're irrelevant, cause Dust is irrelevant. And you're right we'll be here in ten years, long after these forums, and all the boasts and brags of the try hards have returned to dust. We'll still be shooting people in bad games with each other. Cause being a goon is forever in Eve, in Dust, in STO or WoW, in WoT, and MWO. Try hards come and go, your corps barely last a few months, your allegiances are shallow and treasonous. But goons endure. When the last nerf is handed down, when the last devblog is written, when the last light blinks out in the server farm we'll be there to point and laugh at your tears.
Did I ever brag? Did I ever boast? Did I ever say I was relevant? I only ever mentioned Goonfeet too, not Goons as a whole. Invest in Reading Comprehension Level 5 before you go on another speech, plz, thnx.
I'm sorry you're ashamed to be associated with your peers; it must be a terribly lonely and burdensome life to call no man brother.
Goonfeet is the corp for any goon who wants to play dust with goons, so I'm not sure how there is a meaningful distinction. |
Samahiel
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
349
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Posted - 2014.04.08 18:55:00 -
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Oh yes, I must remind you all. The time to vote for CSM9 is at hand.
The approved list of candidates in order is as follows:
1. Sion Kumitomo
2. Mynnna
3. Ali Aras
4. Xander Phoena
5. Jayne Fillon
6. Angry Mustache
7. Mangala Solaris
8. Progodlegend
9. Major Jsilva
10. Awoxing Pizza-Spymaster McBlushooter
11. DJFunkybacon
12. Corbexx
13. James Arget
14. Mike Azariah
Remember to Vote Early and Vote Often. |
Samahiel
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
349
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Posted - 2014.04.08 21:31:00 -
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CR4SH OVERRIDE wrote:Moronic Farce wrote:Knight Solitaire wrote:Moronic Farce wrote:
Cuts down on blood circulation to the brain you see, very tragic 1 in 3 internet uses suffer from this ailment.
Goonfeet / Goons / Whatever are for the majority, Caldari alligned right? I dunno we kind of just do whatever. I think if we had to pick one side we'd probably go Amaar since some of our space buddies do it and we sometimes get OBs from them.  Amarrian OB's what is the sorcery?
We bribe FWEDDIT with that sweet sweet LP. |
Samahiel
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
349
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Posted - 2014.04.08 21:33:00 -
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:tenbux: is a holy thing.
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~HAI DENTSAN |
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