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Adell Shinzumakami wrote:

GÖ½Now, this is a story all about how
DUST 514 got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how update 1.8 became unfair

in.. DUST... 514 getting my SP up and raised
battlefield was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' skills playing' all cool
And shootin all the Noobs outside being a fool
When a couple of devs who thought this was good
Started making scouts cloak in the neighborhood
I made one little thread and the players got mad
They said 'You're a noob who ain't got skills and you're bad'

I called for a LAV and when it came near,
A cloaked scout shoot me from behind and stole my gear!
If anything, I could say that this was unfair,
But they said, "Use your eyes to see them hiding there!"

I pulled up a heavy I had about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the scouts, "Yo noobs, see ya later!"
Looked at the scouts, I was finally prepared.
To mow them all down as they disappeared in thin-air....GÖ½

GÇ£All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.GÇ¥

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Adell Shinzumakami Paladin Survey Force Amarr Empire 50	Posted - 2014.03.31 00:25:00 - [1] - Quote GÖ½Now, this is a story all about how DUST 514 got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how update 1.8 became unfair in.. DUST... 514 SP and ISK wanted to raised battlefield was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' skills playing' all cool And shootin all the Noobs outside being a fool When a couple of devs who thought this was good Started making scouts cloak in the neighborhood I made one little thread and the players got mad They said 'You're a noob who ain't got skills and you're bad' I called for a LAV and when it came near, A cloaked scout shoot me from behind and stole my gear! If anything, I could say that this was unfair, But they said, "Use your eyes to see them hiding there!" I pulled up a heavy I had about seven or eight, and I yelled to the scouts, "Yo noobs, see ya later!" Looked at the scouts, I was finally prepared. To mow them all down as they disappeared in thin-air....GÖ½ I GÖÑ RoadKill Closed BETA vet
Patrick57 6441	Posted - 2014.03.31 00:34:00 - [2] - Quote That was beautiful. :')
N1ck Comeau Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 2404	Posted - 2014.03.31 00:36:00 - [3] - Quote GG. If you run cloak and shotgun, you're a scrub Don't brick tank that scout, come on, get good. Proud member of RND
neausea 1987 R 0 N 1 N 90	Posted - 2014.03.31 00:40:00 - [4] - Quote funny, I laughed so hard my girlfriend was like whats so funny, I replied you wouldn't understand. lol this is all I have a¦Ñ_a¦Ñ.... GòÜ(GÇóGîéGÇó)Gò¥ .... (Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+ ......... Gö+GöüGö+ n+¦pâ+(`-ö´)n+ën+¦ Gö+GöüGö+ i need more QQ tears MORE!!
Atiim Living Like Larry Schwag 6301	Posted - 2014.03.31 00:43:00 - [5] - Quote This beats my Bonermobile Conspiracy by a long shot. The Snack That Smiles Back! "Swarmers" [s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through -HAND
Adell Shinzumakami Paladin Survey Force Amarr Empire 59	Posted - 2014.03.31 01:19:00 - [6] - Quote Atiim wrote: This beats my Bonermobile Conspiracy by a long shot. I must know where I can find said conspiracy? I GÖÑ RoadKill Closed BETA vet
Dexter307 The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar 1278	Posted - 2014.03.31 01:32:00 - [7] - Quote We've had quite a few parodys of the fresh prince of bel air here havent we? I remember at least 2 others
Garrett Blacknova Codex Troopers 4702	Posted - 2014.03.31 01:42:00 - [8] - Quote +1 for awesome song rewrite. I particularly like the part where you admit you had been a noob with no situational awareness and that people telling you to learn to play when you whined about cloaks were actually right. It's always nice when someone is willing to admit their mistakes like that.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2094	Posted - 2014.03.31 01:45:00 - [9] - Quote I lol'd. I almost stopped reading at "cloaks are unfair" though. Almost.
Adell Shinzumakami Paladin Survey Force Amarr Empire 72	Posted - 2014.03.31 14:55:00 - [10] - Quote Garrett Blacknova wrote: +1 for awesome song rewrite. I particularly like the part where you admit you had been a noob with no situational awareness and that people telling you to learn to play when you whined about cloaks were actually right. It's always nice when someone is willing to admit their mistakes like that. I know I complained about CPU/PG? Little harsh on words. I GÖÑ RoadKill Closed BETA vet - CLOAKING

m twiggz Pradox One Proficiency V. 417	Posted - 2014.03.31 14:59:00 - [11] - Quote
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 4291	Posted - 2014.03.31 15:05:00 - [12] - Quote does the head roll I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
Varjac Theobroma Montenegro PAND3M0N1UM Lokun Listamenn 296	Posted - 2014.03.31 15:06:00 - [13] - Quote shakeweight FAME Click for Vehicle Support Click for Recruitment
Izlare Lenix Arrogance. 338	Posted - 2014.03.31 15:08:00 - [14] - Quote Somehow while reading this, I could hear Will Smith singing it in my head. Very good sir. +1 Gun control is not about guns...it's about control. The only way to ensure freedom is by having the means to defend it.
al nize mk2 DUST University Ivy League 54	Posted - 2014.03.31 15:31:00 - [15] - Quote Adell Shinzumakami wrote: GÖ½Now, this is a story all about how DUST 514 got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how update 1.8 became unfair in.. DUST... 514 getting my SP up and raised battlefield was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' skills playing' all cool And shootin all the Noobs outside being a fool When a couple of devs who thought this was good Started making scouts cloak in the neighborhood I made one little thread and the players got mad They said 'You're a noob who ain't got skills and you're bad' I called for a LAV and when it came near, A cloaked scout shoot me from behind and stole my gear! If anything, I could say that this was unfair, But they said, "Use your eyes to see them hiding there!" I pulled up a heavy I had about seven or eight, and I yelled to the scouts, "Yo noobs, see ya later!" Looked at the scouts, I was finally prepared. To mow them all down as they disappeared in thin-air....GÖ½ And the Oscar for best song in a videogame goes to... GÇ£All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.GÇ¥
TechMechMeds SWAMPERIUM 2926	Posted - 2014.03.31 15:43:00 - [16] - Quote Hahahaha, quality. I could picture it in my head and everything. 10/10. If you know what a telefrag match is, then I love you. Dust for over a year, gaming for over 18 and counting.
Mobius Wyvern Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 4979	Posted - 2014.03.31 15:45:00 - [17] - Quote Adell Shinzumakami wrote: GÖ½Now, this is a story all about how DUST 514 got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how update 1.8 became unfair in.. DUST... 514 getting my SP up and raised battlefield was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' skills playing' all cool And shootin all the Noobs outside being a fool When a couple of devs who thought this was good Started making scouts cloak in the neighborhood I made one little thread and the players got mad They said 'You're a noob who ain't got skills and you're bad' I called for a LAV and when it came near, A cloaked scout shoot me from behind and stole my gear! If anything, I could say that this was unfair, But they said, "Use your eyes to see them hiding there!" I pulled up a heavy I had about seven or eight, and I yelled to the scouts, "Yo noobs, see ya later!" Looked at the scouts, I was finally prepared. To mow them all down as they disappeared in thin-air....GÖ½ I'm impressed by the song, but the cloak whining is still a bit too much. Amidst the blue skies A link from past to future The sheltering wings of the protector
thomas mak 67	Posted - 2014.03.31 16:07:00 - [18] - Quote Ur awesome! Fire likes!!! Give me back my working ADS Give me back ml skill-needed tank battles Give me back those things you showed us before
Kn1qht INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACE KAT FEDERATION 12	Posted - 2014.03.31 16:38:00 - [19] - Quote +1 kinda made me geek out ha . THIRD EYE \| O.E.G\| WIN AUR !
ALPHA DECRIPTER Dragon-Empire 878	Posted - 2014.03.31 16:39:00 - [20] - Quote Gonna completely ignore the QQ as the song is high quality and I don't think it should be tainted with tears. I actually liked the end! +1 Scout Tactician Dance puppets, DANCE!

KingBabar The Rainbow Effect Negative-Feedback 2086	Posted - 2014.03.31 16:42:00 - [21] - Quote + 1 FU and FU Dust community, you're mostly a bunch of moronic carebear crybabies. Get good.
RendonaSix In Aliena Amarr Legionem 64	Posted - 2014.03.31 17:25:00 - [22] - Quote Bump. "For those who have seen the light, repentance you shall find, for within the heart of battle, scum you shall grind"
NoExsplosionsMgee Rebels New Republic INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS 162	Posted - 2014.03.31 17:46:00 - [23] - Quote +1 a¦á__a¦¦a¦â
Adell Shinzumakami Paladin Survey Force Amarr Empire 95	Posted - 2014.03.31 23:34:00 - [24] - Quote RendonaSix wrote: Bump. What the.... I GÖÑ RoadKill Closed BETA vet - CLOAKING
KING CHECKMATE Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 4711	Posted - 2014.03.31 23:39:00 - [25] - Quote so a guy who has as a signature: ''I GÖÑ RoadKill'' Is WHINING about cloaks.... Ok.... And i thought i've seen it all.... Support Amarr scout bonus change! : https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1813029#post1813029
Adell Shinzumakami Paladin Survey Force Amarr Empire 96	Posted - 2014.03.31 23:43:00 - [26] - Quote KING CHECKMATE wrote: so a guy who has as a signature: ''I GÖÑ RoadKill'' Is WHINING about cloaks.... Ok.... And i thought i've seen it all.... The only time I'm exposed is whenever I'm calling in an LAV, Drive-by Hit & Run, or capturing an objective. Plus this parody isn't about whining if you read last 4 verse. I GÖÑ RoadKill Closed BETA vet - CLOAKING
Matticus Monk Ordus Trismegistus 1563	Posted - 2014.03.31 23:53:00 - [27] - Quote That was pretty funny, dude. As a full-time scout, I can say "good show" when it's deserved. Double posting like a Kaiser.


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