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Adell Shinzumakami
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.03.31 00:25:00 -
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GÖ½Now, this is a story all about how
DUST 514 got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how update 1.8 became unfair
in.. DUST... 514 SP and ISK wanted to raised
battlefield was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' skills playing' all cool
And shootin all the Noobs outside being a fool
When a couple of devs who thought this was good
Started making scouts cloak in the neighborhood
I made one little thread and the players got mad
They said 'You're a noob who ain't got skills and you're bad'
I called for a LAV and when it came near,
A cloaked scout shoot me from behind and stole my gear!
If anything, I could say that this was unfair,
But they said, "Use your eyes to see them hiding there!"
I pulled up a heavy I had about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the scouts, "Yo noobs, see ya later!"
Looked at the scouts, I was finally prepared.
To mow them all down as they disappeared in thin-air....GÖ½
I GÖÑ RoadKill
Closed BETA vet
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Adell Shinzumakami
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.03.31 01:19:00 -
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Atiim wrote:This beats my Bonermobile Conspiracy by a long shot.
I must know where I can find said conspiracy?
I GÖÑ RoadKill
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Adell Shinzumakami
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.03.31 14:55:00 -
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Garrett Blacknova wrote:+1 for awesome song rewrite.
I particularly like the part where you admit you had been a noob with no situational awareness and that people telling you to learn to play when you whined about cloaks were actually right. It's always nice when someone is willing to admit their mistakes like that.
I know I complained about CPU/PG? Little harsh on words.
I GÖÑ RoadKill
Closed BETA vet - CLOAKING
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Adell Shinzumakami
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.03.31 23:34:00 -
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What the....
I GÖÑ RoadKill
Closed BETA vet - CLOAKING
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Adell Shinzumakami
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.03.31 23:43:00 -
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KING CHECKMATE wrote:so a guy who has as a signature: ''I GÖÑ RoadKill''
Is WHINING about cloaks....
Ok....
And i thought i've seen it all....
The only time I'm exposed is whenever I'm calling in an LAV, Drive-by Hit & Run, or capturing an objective.
Plus this parody isn't about whining if you read last 4 verse.
I GÖÑ RoadKill
Closed BETA vet - CLOAKING
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