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        |  Knight Solitaire
 Brutor Vanguard
 Minmatar Republic
 
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      | Posted - 2014.03.02 18:33:00 -
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 A mining gamemode, because lets face it. You pubbers will never fit in in a competitive enviroment.
 
 And for those pubbers that are feeling extra ballsy, we can have Mining Competitions, 15 minutes, whoever can mine the most minerals wins, and the winners are given an extra soft carebear teddy, while the losers are given a pat on the back.
 
 Just a thought.
 
 Oh ****, looks like the ISK bath is ready, g'bye....
 
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        |  Knight Solitaire
 Brutor Vanguard
 Minmatar Republic
 
 497
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.03.02 18:44:00 -
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 Atiim wrote:inb4 The almighty e-peen stroking 
 I am not trying to stroke my own e-peen here, I got people to do that for me bro, I'm trying to level with the carebears here trying to see the game through their eyes.
 
 All the posts around here about Protostomping, redlining, being bad, it all points towards the addition of a Mining Gamemode.
 
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        |  Knight Solitaire
 Brutor Vanguard
 Minmatar Republic
 
 497
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.03.02 18:46:00 -
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 Atiim wrote:Please put that e-peen back in your pants. I'm pretty sure pornography is against the forum's TOS.
 
 Never mind. You'd just make another alt anyways.
 
 I'll try put it back in, but its quite big, I cant promise that it'll fit.
 
 
  
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        |  Knight Solitaire
 Brutor Vanguard
 Minmatar Republic
 
 499
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.03.02 18:51:00 -
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 Atiim wrote:You mean PvE?
 
 Unless mining can actually give me PRO gear, it's a waste of time.
 
 Mining is considered PVE? Dafuq? What are they fighting, rocks?
 
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        |  Knight Solitaire
 Brutor Vanguard
 Minmatar Republic
 
 499
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.03.02 19:03:00 -
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 Now, I was thinking of how we were going to place this challenging gamemode into our fragile community without scaring them off, and all of a sudden it came to me, I was soaking myself in my ISK, and I thought to myself "Mining Aim Assist".
 
 It ensures that even if you're pointing in the completely different direction, that you'd still hit the target, and if you miss, the beam will bend to its target.
 
 I think that will stop Mining from being too challenging for the pubbers.
 
 Corporation: Fatal Absolution Alliance: General Tso's Alliance | 
      
      
        |  Knight Solitaire
 Brutor Vanguard
 Minmatar Republic
 
 500
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.03.02 19:32:00 -
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 Looks like CCP listened! They just revealed this image of the Caldari Miner Ck.0!
 
 Woah!
 
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        |  Knight Solitaire
 Brutor Vanguard
 Minmatar Republic
 
 501
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.03.02 20:52:00 -
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 Hynox Xitio wrote:Knight Solitaire wrote:A mining gamemode, because lets face it. You pubbers will never fit in in a competitive enviroment.
 And for those pubbers that are feeling extra ballsy, we can have Mining Competitions, 15 minutes, whoever can mine the most minerals wins, and the winners are given an extra soft carebear teddy, while the losers are given a pat on the back.
 
 Just a thought.
 
 Oh ****, looks like the ISK bath is ready, g'bye....
 Why you aint' in FA no more? 
 This is an alt, Logibro has me locked up in prison. My main is still in FA.
 
 Corporation: Fatal Absolution Alliance: General Tso's Alliance | 
      
      
        |  Knight Solitaire
 Brutor Vanguard
 Minmatar Republic
 
 519
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.03.03 15:35:00 -
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 Atiim wrote:So everyone gets to blue up like a Dunkin' Donut's convention and lock for an infinite amount of ISK?
 
 Yay!
 
 Donuts are delicious, I dont see why not.
 
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        |  Knight Solitaire
 Brutor Vanguard
 Minmatar Republic
 
 522
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.03.03 15:41:00 -
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 Darken-Soul wrote:
 You want to know how I got my e-peen to be as big as yours?
 
 I folded mine in half
 
 I have attended the nearest burn center, the doctor told me my e-peen may never recover.
 
 ;_;
 
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