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KGB Sleep
748
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Posted - 2014.02.22 12:21:00 -
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-Stop arguing with your girl.
-Breath through your nose, not your mouth.
-Drown your goddamn infant.
-Go to the hospital for that cough.
-Shut off that fkn TV.
-WD-40 that sqeaking chair.
-Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into.
-Stop smoking it's bad for your health.
Did I miss any?
Because beer, that's why.
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darkiller240
WarRavens League of Infamy
436
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Posted - 2014.02.22 12:22:00 -
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Stop complaining that you got killed Stop screaming
Thank God this isent as bad as COD ON XBOX! Shiverrs
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
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Rogue Saint
Science For Death
849
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Posted - 2014.02.22 12:24:00 -
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- Turn off the voice changer, its funny for about 10 seconds.
GôêGÆ+GÆ+GƦ - Causes headaches, it's official
+1 for Infantry Skills Refund in 1.8 or I win DUST514
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Rogue Saint
Science For Death
849
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Posted - 2014.02.22 12:26:00 -
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- Sure its hot where you live, but please point the fan away from your mic.
GôêGÆ+GÆ+GƦ - Causes headaches, it's official
+1 for Infantry Skills Refund in 1.8 or I win DUST514
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NK Scout
Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State
475
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Posted - 2014.02.22 12:26:00 -
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darkiller240 wrote:Stop complaining that you got killed Stop screaming
Thank God this isent as bad as COD ON XBOX! Shiverrs Oh god I hear the kids on 360, the screaming, THE SCREAMING! It's just too much...
2 exile assault rifles,
Skinweave cal. frame,
Staff recruiter mlt frame
Caldari Master Race
One day shields, soon.
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NK Scout
Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State
475
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Posted - 2014.02.22 12:27:00 -
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Or "I know your a nerd, but please stop fapping" Ive heard people do that....muted them.
2 exile assault rifles,
Skinweave cal. frame,
Staff recruiter mlt frame
Caldari Master Race
One day shields, soon.
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Bayeth Mal
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
91
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Posted - 2014.02.22 12:30:00 -
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NK Scout wrote:Or "I know your a nerd, but please stop fapping" Ive heard people do that....muted them.
Shall we start calling this Chat Roulette 514? |
Lorhak Gannarsein
Science For Death
1778
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Posted - 2014.02.22 12:35:00 -
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Rogue Saint wrote:- Turn off the voice changer, its funny for about 10 seconds.
But I like it!
Rogue Saint wrote:- Sure its hot where you live, but please point the fan away from your mic.
Make me, *****.
NK Scout wrote:Or "I know your a nerd, but please stop fapping" Ive heard people do that....muted them.
but then when will I get my quality time?
Forge on for great justice!
Defend the meek! Destroy the weak!
Q-sync breaches into the rectum of everyone else!
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NK Scout
Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State
475
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Posted - 2014.02.22 12:35:00 -
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Bayeth Mal wrote:NK Scout wrote:Or "I know your a nerd, but please stop fapping" Ive heard people do that....muted them. Shall we start calling this Chat Roulette 514? I lold so damm hard.........lol
2 exile assault rifles,
Skinweave cal. frame,
Staff recruiter mlt frame
Caldari Master Race
One day shields, soon.
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Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order Amarr Empire
1293
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Posted - 2014.02.22 12:53:00 -
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KGB Sleep wrote:-Stop arguing with your girl.
-Breath through your nose, not your mouth.
-Drown your goddamn infant.
-Go to the hospital for that cough.
-Shut off that fkn TV.
-WD-40 that sqeaking chair.
-Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into.
-Stop smoking it's bad for your health.
Did I miss any?
Stop munching on chips. Stop discussing things with your child. Stop playing ghetto or latin music. Stop describing what you are doing at home.
Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!
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NK Scout
Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State
476
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Posted - 2014.02.22 12:55:00 -
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Operative 1171 Aajli wrote:KGB Sleep wrote:-Stop arguing with your girl.
-Breath through your nose, not your mouth.
-Drown your goddamn infant.
-Go to the hospital for that cough.
-Shut off that fkn TV.
-WD-40 that sqeaking chair.
-Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into.
-Stop smoking it's bad for your health.
Did I miss any? Stop munching on chips. Stop discussing things with your child. Stop playing ghetto or latin music. Stop describing what you are doing at home. Stop copying chat rolluete. Tell your 5 year old kid, no its not your turn to p,ay "your game". Stop yelling. Tell your mom to shut up.
2 exile assault rifles,
Skinweave cal. frame,
Staff recruiter mlt frame
Caldari Master Race
One day shields, soon.
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Pvt Numnutz
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
790
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Posted - 2014.02.22 12:57:00 -
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Can I cough if I just hit a bowl? nah I always mute it if I think I'm going to cough, but sometimes I just happens you know? |
Scout Registry
Nos Nothi
1318
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Posted - 2014.02.22 13:20:00 -
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KGB Sleep wrote:
Did I miss any?
Eating chips. Sipping soda.
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KGB Sleep
752
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Posted - 2014.02.22 13:21:00 -
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Pvt Numnutz wrote:Can I cough if I just hit a bowl? nah I always mute it if I think I'm going to cough, but sometimes I just happens you know?
That's different though like some people are just having a hard time existing. Knocking shyt over dropping spoons in their cereal bowls being loud and sucking.
I mean I mute ppl and block them. I don't want to miss out on someone cool but damn stop crunching chips in team chat.
Because beer, that's why.
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ZDub 303
TeamPlayers Negative-Feedback
2262
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Posted - 2014.02.22 13:31:00 -
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You guys ever have someone accidentally leave their mic on while afk farming and watching Netflix? I used to do that... It was always a faceplate moment when I realized about 4-5 games in that team chat had been listening to the last episode and a half of whatever show I was watching at the time... |
Spademan
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
796
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Posted - 2014.02.22 13:35:00 -
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Use push to talk maybe? So y'know, sound is only getting through when you actually have something to say.
I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
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Dovallis Martan JenusKoll
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
609
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Posted - 2014.02.22 13:44:00 -
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KGB Sleep wrote:-Stop arguing with your girl.
-Breath through your nose, not your mouth.
-Drown your goddamn infant.
-Go to the hospital for that cough.
-Shut off that fkn TV.
-WD-40 that sqeaking chair.
-Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into.
-Stop smoking it's bad for your health.
Did I miss any?
You really shouldn't be using the voice chat system if any of these things bother you. These are all incredibly small annoyances that it just makes you look like a whiny child by listing them.
If you can read this, it means you are reading.
Unless you are skimming
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Draxus Prime
BurgezzE.T.F General Tso's Alliance
3187
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Posted - 2014.02.22 13:50:00 -
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half of my corp play with their TV on XD
"Spilling floor cleaner only makes the floor cleaner" -Draxus Prime
Closed Beta Vet
Nova Knife Proficiency 5 \o/
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Sgt Buttscratch
KILL-EM-QUICK
1738
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Posted - 2014.02.22 14:00:00 -
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Sorry man, some of us got further than masturbating in their bedroom 10years after the parents hoped their son would have left. If my kids starts shouting dadadadadada, I smile, it's not that Ican't mute, it's that I do not give a **** about anyone on the ps3 world.
Smoking is my retirement plan, got my timing down for my kids to leave home, get married then I can die, without going through years of bullshit pensions, pissing my pants, trying to molest cute girls at walmart etc.
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
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Scheherazade VII
235
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Posted - 2014.02.22 14:03:00 -
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KGB Sleep wrote:-Stop arguing with your girl.
-Breath through your nose, not your mouth.
-Drown your goddamn infant.
-Go to the hospital for that cough.
-Shut off that fkn TV.
-WD-40 that sqeaking chair.
-Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into.
-Stop smoking it's bad for your health.
Did I miss any?
I remember in MAG I started falling asleep so people started taking the **** asking where the heavy breathing was coming from and what woke me up was people laughing and breathing very heavily down the mic.
I guess that will teach me but the moral of the story is you never know who's asleep and who's not! |
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Scheherazade VII
236
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Posted - 2014.02.22 14:04:00 -
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Draxus Prime wrote:half of my corp play with their TV on XD
Weirdos. I never play DUST whilst my TV is switched on. I honestly don't know how anyone can play a video game on a TV. |
BAD FURRY
SVER True Blood General Tso's Alliance
582
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Posted - 2014.02.22 14:37:00 -
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Sorry Bad Furry can not here your over the SOUND OF MY MUSIC !! !LOOPING OVER AND OVER !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ahhhhh i love your pain !
Yes i am a Undead Hell Wolf ... nice to meat you!
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IVIaster LUKE
Shadow Company HQ Lokun Listamenn
359
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Posted - 2014.02.22 15:37:00 -
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Some dude threatening to beat his girl..
She kindly reminds him he has to go to sleep sometime. LOL
You go girl!
Every once in awhile you get a gem like that. So funny.
"If you can dodge a Wrench, you can dodge a Duvolle"
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Taeryn Frost
Zumari Force Projection Caldari State
163
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Posted - 2014.02.22 16:29:00 -
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Dovallis Martan JenusKoll wrote:
You really shouldn't be using the voice chat system if any of these things bother you. These are all incredibly small annoyances that it just makes you look like a whiny child by listing them.
I'm guessing you do a few of these huh.
I'd rather be a whiny child than an inconsiderate ******* adult manchild
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Michael Arck
Onuoto Uakan Huogaatsu Lokun Listamenn
3280
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Posted - 2014.02.22 16:34:00 -
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ROFL!!! @ Drown your goddamn infant.
This don't happen often, but please, your choice of dubstep is terrible. I don't even like dubstep to be honest. The crap sounds like a robot having a heart attack
And kids, don't tell grown folks to shut up on the mic because you're in the same room with your sleeping mother. Deactivate voice or just shut up
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu.
Are you OUKH?
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Johnny Guilt
Algintal Core
519
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Posted - 2014.02.22 16:35:00 -
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and turn off your shove,your water is boiling the whole damn time
and pass that ****.
A strange game.
The only winning move is
not to play.
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Michael Arck
Onuoto Uakan Huogaatsu Lokun Listamenn
3280
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Posted - 2014.02.22 16:36:00 -
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Operative 1171 Aajli wrote:KGB Sleep wrote:-Stop arguing with your girl.
-Breath through your nose, not your mouth.
-Drown your goddamn infant.
-Go to the hospital for that cough.
-Shut off that fkn TV.
-WD-40 that sqeaking chair.
-Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into.
-Stop smoking it's bad for your health.
Did I miss any? Stop munching on chips. Stop discussing things with your child. Stop playing ghetto or latin music. Stop describing what you are doing at home.
Did you say you love Gucci Mane? I have the perfect setlist for you friend lol
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu.
Are you OUKH?
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TheD1CK
Dead Man's Game
677
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Posted - 2014.02.22 16:40:00 -
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A player who used to be in my corp had a really habit of belching You could here him get ready then the squad get to enjoy his sound effects
If this wasn't bad enough, he giggles like a **** at his own stupidity And thinks everyone gets a laugh from it ... We did ... in pre-school
Plasma Cannon will have its chance if AR/HAV 514 is ever fixed
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Henchmen21
Planet Express LLC
634
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Posted - 2014.02.22 16:41:00 -
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Spademan wrote:Use push to talk maybe? So y'know, sound is only getting through when you actually have something to say.
I think more people would if it didn't use a button that navigates menus out of battle because that's just good game design
CCP your matchmaking is better but still sucks a fair amount
Henchmen21: Infantry
Gotyougood Ufkr: Vehicles
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Darken-Soul
BIG BAD W0LVES
1047
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Posted - 2014.02.22 16:42:00 -
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JaLiesha
- what?
Don't what me bitchh, come the fuckk here.
Who wants some?
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