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KGB Sleep 748	Posted - 2014.02.22 12:21:00 - [1] - Quote -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? Because beer, that's why.
darkiller240 WarRavens League of Infamy 436	Posted - 2014.02.22 12:22:00 - [2] - Quote Stop complaining that you got killed Stop screaming Thank God this isent as bad as COD ON XBOX! Shiverrs "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
Rogue Saint Science For Death 849	Posted - 2014.02.22 12:24:00 - [3] - Quote - Turn off the voice changer, its funny for about 10 seconds. GôêGÆ+GÆ+GÆ¦ - Causes headaches, it's official +1 for Infantry Skills Refund in 1.8 or I win DUST514
Rogue Saint Science For Death 849	Posted - 2014.02.22 12:26:00 - [4] - Quote - Sure its hot where you live, but please point the fan away from your mic. GôêGÆ+GÆ+GÆ¦ - Causes headaches, it's official +1 for Infantry Skills Refund in 1.8 or I win DUST514
NK Scout Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 475	Posted - 2014.02.22 12:26:00 - [5] - Quote darkiller240 wrote: Stop complaining that you got killed Stop screaming Thank God this isent as bad as COD ON XBOX! Shiverrs Oh god I hear the kids on 360, the screaming, THE SCREAMING! It's just too much... 2 exile assault rifles, Skinweave cal. frame, Staff recruiter mlt frame Caldari Master Race One day shields, soon.
NK Scout Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 475	Posted - 2014.02.22 12:27:00 - [6] - Quote Or "I know your a nerd, but please stop fapping" Ive heard people do that....muted them. 2 exile assault rifles, Skinweave cal. frame, Staff recruiter mlt frame Caldari Master Race One day shields, soon.
Bayeth Mal OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention 91	Posted - 2014.02.22 12:30:00 - [7] - Quote NK Scout wrote: Or "I know your a nerd, but please stop fapping" Ive heard people do that....muted them. Shall we start calling this Chat Roulette 514?
Lorhak Gannarsein Science For Death 1778	Posted - 2014.02.22 12:35:00 - [8] - Quote Rogue Saint wrote: - Turn off the voice changer, its funny for about 10 seconds. But I like it! Rogue Saint wrote: - Sure its hot where you live, but please point the fan away from your mic. Make me, ***. NK Scout wrote:** Or "I know your a nerd, but please stop fapping" Ive heard people do that....muted them. but then when will I get my quality time? Forge on for great justice! Defend the meek! Destroy the weak! Q-sync breaches into the rectum of everyone else!
NK Scout Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 475	Posted - 2014.02.22 12:35:00 - [9] - Quote Bayeth Mal wrote: NK Scout wrote: Or "I know your a nerd, but please stop fapping" Ive heard people do that....muted them. Shall we start calling this Chat Roulette 514? I lold so damm hard.........lol 2 exile assault rifles, Skinweave cal. frame, Staff recruiter mlt frame Caldari Master Race One day shields, soon.
Operative 1171 Aajli Bragian Order Amarr Empire 1293	Posted - 2014.02.22 12:53:00 - [10] - Quote KGB Sleep wrote: -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? Stop munching on chips. Stop discussing things with your child. Stop playing ghetto or latin music. Stop describing what you are doing at home. Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!

NK Scout Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 476	Posted - 2014.02.22 12:55:00 - [11] - Quote Operative 1171 Aajli wrote: KGB Sleep wrote: -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? Stop munching on chips. Stop discussing things with your child. Stop playing ghetto or latin music. Stop describing what you are doing at home. Stop copying chat rolluete. Tell your 5 year old kid, no its not your turn to p,ay "your game". Stop yelling. Tell your mom to shut up. 2 exile assault rifles, Skinweave cal. frame, Staff recruiter mlt frame Caldari Master Race One day shields, soon.
Pvt Numnutz Black Phoenix Mercenaries 790	Posted - 2014.02.22 12:57:00 - [12] - Quote Can I cough if I just hit a bowl? nah I always mute it if I think I'm going to cough, but sometimes I just happens you know?
Scout Registry Nos Nothi 1318	Posted - 2014.02.22 13:20:00 - [13] - Quote KGB Sleep wrote: Did I miss any? Eating chips. Sipping soda.
KGB Sleep 752	Posted - 2014.02.22 13:21:00 - [14] - Quote Pvt Numnutz wrote: Can I cough if I just hit a bowl? nah I always mute it if I think I'm going to cough, but sometimes I just happens you know? That's different though like some people are just having a hard time existing. Knocking shyt over dropping spoons in their cereal bowls being loud and sucking. I mean I mute ppl and block them. I don't want to miss out on someone cool but damn stop crunching chips in team chat. Because beer, that's why.
ZDub 303 TeamPlayers Negative-Feedback 2262	Posted - 2014.02.22 13:31:00 - [15] - Quote You guys ever have someone accidentally leave their mic on while afk farming and watching Netflix? I used to do that... It was always a faceplate moment when I realized about 4-5 games in that team chat had been listening to the last episode and a half of whatever show I was watching at the time...
Spademan The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 796	Posted - 2014.02.22 13:35:00 - [16] - Quote Use push to talk maybe? So y'know, sound is only getting through when you actually have something to say. I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
Dovallis Martan JenusKoll Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 609	Posted - 2014.02.22 13:44:00 - [17] - Quote KGB Sleep wrote: -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? You really shouldn't be using the voice chat system if any of these things bother you. These are all incredibly small annoyances that it just makes you look like a whiny child by listing them. If you can read this, it means you are reading. Unless you are skimming
Draxus Prime BurgezzE.T.F General Tso's Alliance 3187	Posted - 2014.02.22 13:50:00 - [18] - Quote half of my corp play with their TV on XD "Spilling floor cleaner only makes the floor cleaner" -Draxus Prime Closed Beta Vet Nova Knife Proficiency 5 \o/
Sgt Buttscratch KILL-EM-QUICK 1738	Posted - 2014.02.22 14:00:00 - [19] - Quote KGB Sleep wrote: -Life Sorry man, some of us got further than masturbating in their bedroom 10years after the parents hoped their son would have left. If my kids starts shouting dadadadadada, I smile, it's not that Ican't mute, it's that I do not give a **** about anyone on the ps3 world. Smoking is my retirement plan, got my timing down for my kids to leave home, get married then I can die, without going through years of bullshit pensions, pissing my pants, trying to molest cute girls at walmart etc. I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Scheherazade VII 235	Posted - 2014.02.22 14:03:00 - [20] - Quote KGB Sleep wrote: -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? I remember in MAG I started falling asleep so people started taking the **** asking where the heavy breathing was coming from and what woke me up was people laughing and breathing very heavily down the mic. I guess that will teach me but the moral of the story is you never know who's asleep and who's not!

Scheherazade VII 236	Posted - 2014.02.22 14:04:00 - [21] - Quote Draxus Prime wrote: half of my corp play with their TV on XD Weirdos. I never play DUST whilst my TV is switched on. I honestly don't know how anyone can play a video game on a TV.
BAD FURRY SVER True Blood General Tso's Alliance 582	Posted - 2014.02.22 14:37:00 - [22] - Quote Sorry Bad Furry can not here your over the SOUND OF MY MUSIC !! !LOOPING OVER AND OVER !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ahhhhh i love your pain ! Yes i am a Undead Hell Wolf ... nice to meat you!
IVIaster LUKE Shadow Company HQ Lokun Listamenn 359	Posted - 2014.02.22 15:37:00 - [23] - Quote Some dude threatening to beat his girl.. She kindly reminds him he has to go to sleep sometime. LOL You go girl! Every once in awhile you get a gem like that. So funny. "If you can dodge a Wrench, you can dodge a Duvolle"
Taeryn Frost Zumari Force Projection Caldari State 163	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:29:00 - [24] - Quote Dovallis Martan JenusKoll wrote: You really shouldn't be using the voice chat system if any of these things bother you. These are all incredibly small annoyances that it just makes you look like a whiny child by listing them. I'm guessing you do a few of these huh. I'd rather be a whiny child than an inconsiderate ******* adult manchild
Michael Arck Onuoto Uakan Huogaatsu Lokun Listamenn 3280	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:34:00 - [25] - Quote ROFL!!! @ Drown your goddamn infant. This don't happen often, but please, your choice of dubstep is terrible. I don't even like dubstep to be honest. The crap sounds like a robot having a heart attack And kids, don't tell grown folks to shut up on the mic because you're in the same room with your sleeping mother. Deactivate voice or just shut up Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Are you OUKH?
Johnny Guilt Algintal Core 519	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:35:00 - [26] - Quote and turn off your shove,your water is boiling the whole damn time and pass that ****. A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
Michael Arck Onuoto Uakan Huogaatsu Lokun Listamenn 3280	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:36:00 - [27] - Quote Operative 1171 Aajli wrote: KGB Sleep wrote: -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? Stop munching on chips. Stop discussing things with your child. Stop playing ghetto or latin music. Stop describing what you are doing at home. Did you say you love Gucci Mane? I have the perfect setlist for you friend lol Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Are you OUKH?
TheD1CK Dead Man's Game 677	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:40:00 - [28] - Quote A player who used to be in my corp had a really habit of belching You could here him get ready then the squad get to enjoy his sound effects If this wasn't bad enough, he giggles like a **** at his own stupidity And thinks everyone gets a laugh from it ... We did ... in pre-school Plasma Cannon will have its chance if AR/HAV 514 is ever fixed
Henchmen21 Planet Express LLC 634	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:41:00 - [29] - Quote Spademan wrote: Use push to talk maybe? So y'know, sound is only getting through when you actually have something to say. I think more people would if it didn't use a button that navigates menus out of battle because that's just good game design CCP your matchmaking is better but still sucks a fair amount Henchmen21: Infantry Gotyougood Ufkr: Vehicles
Darken-Soul BIG BAD W0LVES 1047	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:42:00 - [30] - Quote JaLiesha - what? Don't what me bitchh, come the fuckk here. Who wants some?

Th3rdSun L.O.T.I.S. D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 610	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:42:00 - [31] - Quote Probably the single best function in Dust right now is the ability to mute any individual player that you like.Hint,hint.
Henchmen21 Planet Express LLC 634	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:42:00 - [32] - Quote But please do disrespect your mom so she spends the next ten minutes putting you in your place. That was extremely funny. CCP your matchmaking is better but still sucks a fair amount Henchmen21: Infantry Gotyougood Ufkr: Vehicles
Darken-Soul BIG BAD W0LVES 1047	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:43:00 - [33] - Quote Th3rdSun wrote: Probably the single best function in Dust right now is the ability to mute any individual player that you like.Hint,hint. mic bubble glitch prevents this. Who wants some?
Henchmen21 Planet Express LLC 634	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:43:00 - [34] - Quote Th3rdSun wrote: Probably the single best function in Dust right now is the ability to mute any individual player that you like.Hint,hint. Maybe if you didn't lose half the match time while waiting for the team menu to load. CCP your matchmaking is better but still sucks a fair amount Henchmen21: Infantry Gotyougood Ufkr: Vehicles
PLAYSTTION GamersForChrist 48	Posted - 2014.02.22 16:46:00 - [35] - Quote Extremly loud static, and duck sounds. I ran into a kid today with a duck caller, felt like murdering all the ducks in the world -Open Beta Vet-13.7 mil sp- Laser+Flaylock Dust 514 recruitment link here
Abron Garr Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 713	Posted - 2014.02.22 17:11:00 - [36] - Quote I must admit I've grown accustomed to the accordion.
Terminus Dwyryd Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State 18	Posted - 2014.02.22 17:24:00 - [37] - Quote I had one twelve year old idiot who thought he was a 'talented rapper' * and described everything he did in pseudo Ghetto Safe Suburban American speak which had me wanting to tear my ears off and feed them to the dog. * ahoy - Oxymoron alert. Pam: "I wonder what my name means in Welsh" Nessa: "Why?"
Zirzo Valcyn Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire 136	Posted - 2014.02.22 17:31:00 - [38] - Quote stop yelling at the blue berries. they cannot hear you when your in squad chat. u can ban the troll out of the forums but u can't ban the forums out of the troll.
Zirzo Valcyn Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire 136	Posted - 2014.02.22 17:33:00 - [39] - Quote Terminus Dwyryd wrote: I had one twelve year old idiot who thought he was a 'talented rapper' * and described everything he did in pseudo Ghetto Safe Suburban American speak which had me wanting to tear my ears off and feed them to the dog. * ahoy - Oxymoron alert. are you sure you weren't playing GTAO, this is the standard on that mess u can ban the troll out of the forums but u can't ban the forums out of the troll.
DUST Fiend OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention 11337	Posted - 2014.02.22 17:38:00 - [40] - Quote Don't ask me to fly my dropship. I don't care if your friend lets you fly his Gorgon. Shut up and leave me alone. Videos / Fiction Closed Beta Vet; Incubus Pilot

Roy Ventus Foxhound Corporation General Tso's Alliance 1134	Posted - 2014.02.22 17:57:00 - [41] - Quote What game does OP play where people don't make noise? If you're running with randoms, you must expect it. "There once was a time when there wasn't a Roy Ventus and it wasn't much of a time at all." Roy Ventus
Rusty Shallows 1010	Posted - 2014.02.22 18:01:00 - [42] - Quote Awesome thread Mr. Spy Man. Coma are always a great topic. Might just be my favorite feature in the game. My issues with noise discipline more goes along the line do voluntary actions. A person has control over the radio, breathing, side conversations, etc. That can be pretty bad. However I can't fault someone for having a baby, intrusive family, etc. in the end then mindfulness determines my views on it. I truly wish there was a better push to talk option. If a mold allergy is acting up I'm forever having to mute myself and that get's to be a pain real quick. NK Scout wrote: Or "I know your a nerd, but please stop fapping" Ive heard people do that....muted them. Dude making an offhandedly comment asking if a guy is fapping is hilarious. At least when I've asked it was a fan or something such. It's so funny hearing the reaction and everyone having a good laugh. TheD1CK wrote: A player who used to be in my corp had a really habit of belching You could here him get ready then the squad get to enjoy his sound effects If this wasn't bad enough, he giggles like a ** at his own stupidity And thinks everyone gets a laugh from it ... We did ... in pre-school Just had a Beavis and Butthead moment. Zirzo Valcyn wrote:** stop yelling at the blue berries. they cannot hear you when your in squad chat. B!tching about dingleberries is like one of my few pleasures in life. Please don't take that away. Here, have some candy and a Like. :-) Forums > Game
ROMULUS H3X research lab 47	Posted - 2014.02.22 18:07:00 - [43] - Quote KGB Sleep wrote: -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? Seriously, drown my infant? What the fuk is wrong with you??? How about, grow up because you sound like a punk ass ***** who doesnt know there is a MUTE button? FORGE FACE!!! YOU SHALL NOT CATCH ME FOR I AM THE GINGERBREAD FATMAN -Romulus H3X
Alaika Arbosa Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc. Interstellar Murder of Crows 1748	Posted - 2014.02.22 18:16:00 - [44] - Quote Draxus Prime wrote: half of my corp play with their TV on XD Only half? Wow, you guys must be awesome if you can play while not looking at the TV Praise St. Arzad and Pass the Nanohives Karin Midular, gone, never forgotten Executing Amarr Trash since Closed Beta
PARKOUR PRACTIONER Reapers' Assailant 757	Posted - 2014.02.22 18:26:00 - [45] - Quote Stop telling me to use a medium suit. Stop asking can you fly my dropship. Stop asking can you use my car than take it anyway. Stop EATING CHIPS on the mike Stop asking me to use a Rail Rifle Stop calling in a for me knowing I don't tank Stop having 30 minute conversations in between battles, at least deploy while talking Psycho Scout The more I see the less I like, is it over yet? DONT. TOUCH. ME.
Croned 575	Posted - 2014.02.22 18:27:00 - [46] - Quote Put the barking dog outside already! Son of a plasma cannon!
Ryme Intrinseca Fatal Absolution 773	Posted - 2014.02.22 18:32:00 - [47] - Quote KGB Sleep wrote: -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? Inevitably awful music. Also, please either turn the volume down or buy a proper headset.
Cyzad4 Blackfish Corp. 160	Posted - 2014.02.22 19:01:00 - [48] - Quote Did someone already cover "stop eating chips you tubby ****"? Welcome to you're "DOOM"
Supernus Gigas Star Giants 310	Posted - 2014.02.22 19:31:00 - [49] - Quote ROMULUS H3X wrote: Seriously, drown my infant? What the fuk is wrong with you??? How about, grow up because you sound like a punk ass ***** who doesnt know there is a MUTE button? You know, you seem like the kind of person who wouldn't be able to notice, but I'll let you in on it. He wasn't literally telling you to drown your infant. I know, that kind of sarcasm is sooooo hard to notice. If you're going to have a screaming, crying infant, don't even use your mic until it's done crying or until it's asleep. I don't have kids for a reason, I shouldn't have to deal with the annoyances of other peoples children through my mic. One thing I've noticed is that most people who make annoying stuff coming through their mics don't even talk or do anything helpful. All they do is have annoying noises come through their mic. Just turn your damn mic off. *FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVIN' CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!*
Darken-Soul BIG BAD W0LVES 1054	Posted - 2014.02.22 19:58:00 - [50] - Quote Supernus Gigas wrote: ROMULUS H3X wrote: Seriously, drown my infant? What the fuk is wrong with you??? How about, grow up because you sound like a punk ass ***** who doesnt know there is a MUTE button? You know, you seem like the kind of person who wouldn't be able to notice, but I'll let you in on it. He wasn't literally telling you to drown your infant. I know, that kind of sarcasm is sooooo hard to notice. If you're going to have a screaming, crying infant, don't even use your mic until it's done crying or until it's asleep. I don't have kids for a reason, I shouldn't have to deal with the annoyances of other peoples children through my mic. One thing I've noticed is that most people who make annoying stuff coming through their mics don't even talk or do anything helpful. All they do is have annoying noises come through their mic. Just turn your damn mic off. the reason being your a virgin? Kids are awesome. Also you can't plan when a kid is going to cry. If I got a heavy holding an objective by himself I can put up with a bit of noise for a minute. I find it more offensive to see all your crying on the forums every day than hear an odd infant who is hungry. Most of you are grown men. Who wants some?

Dovallis Martan JenusKoll Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 612	Posted - 2014.02.22 20:37:00 - [51] - Quote Taeryn Frost wrote: Dovallis Martan JenusKoll wrote: You really shouldn't be using the voice chat system if any of these things bother you. These are all incredibly small annoyances that it just makes you look like a whiny child by listing them. I'm guessing you do a few of these huh. I'd rather be a whiny child than an inconsiderate ***** adult manchild Let me get this straight... You'd rather be a whiny child online, complaining about whiny children online? That in itself makes you "an inconsiderate ***** adult manchild" So your retort does not make any sense? If you can read this, it means you are reading. Unless you are skimming
Pvt Numnutz Black Phoenix Mercenaries 803	Posted - 2014.02.22 20:37:00 - [52] - Quote DUST Fiend wrote: Don't ask me to fly my dropship. I don't care if your friend lets you fly his Gorgon. Shut up and leave me alone. I still want that rematch tho
knight of 6 SVER True Blood General Tso's Alliance 1482	Posted - 2014.02.22 20:43:00 - [53] - Quote KGB Sleep wrote: -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? you missed one, USE PTT GÇ£The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.GÇ¥ ~ Kurt Vonnegut Ko6, scout. CLOSED BETA VET
Nocturnal Soul Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 2005	Posted - 2014.02.22 21:03:00 - [54] - Quote The most annoying one yet is the loud ass animals the rest are just small compared to dogs barking at **, like seriously if you don't mercilessly beat the ** out of that spawn of Satan that you thought would make you happy I'd be happy to oblige. "But we have been blessed"
Supernus Gigas Star Giants 311	Posted - 2014.02.22 21:06:00 - [55] - Quote Darken-Soul wrote: Supernus Gigas wrote: ROMULUS H3X wrote: Seriously, drown my infant? What the fuk is wrong with you??? How about, grow up because you sound like a punk ass ***** who doesnt know there is a MUTE button? You know, you seem like the kind of person who wouldn't be able to notice, but I'll let you in on it. He wasn't literally telling you to drown your infant. I know, that kind of sarcasm is sooooo hard to notice. If you're going to have a screaming, crying infant, don't even use your mic until it's done crying or until it's asleep. I don't have kids for a reason, I shouldn't have to deal with the annoyances of other peoples children through my mic. One thing I've noticed is that most people who make annoying stuff coming through their mics don't even talk or do anything helpful. All they do is have annoying noises come through their mic. Just turn your damn mic off. the reason being your a virgin? Kids are awesome. Also you can't plan when a kid is going to cry. If I got a heavy holding an objective by himself I can put up with a bit of noise for a minute. I find it more offensive to see all your crying on the forums every day than hear an odd infant who is hungry. Most of you are grown men. I'm sorry Darken, is there something wrong with being a virgin? I don't really like kids, and don't plan to ever have any. Plain and simple. *FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVIN' CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!*
Glass Zeraki The Phoenix Federation Proficiency V. 14	Posted - 2014.02.22 21:23:00 - [56] - Quote KGB Sleep wrote: -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? How about....Get a mic that doesn't sound like you're talking through a crappy megaphone. And....don't have stupid conversations while we're losing a match. Sub-Director of The Phoenix Federation. Shut up or I'll mute you.
Darken-Soul BIG BAD W0LVES 1068	Posted - 2014.02.22 22:13:00 - [57] - Quote Supernus Gigas wrote: Darken-Soul wrote: Supernus Gigas wrote: ROMULUS H3X wrote: Seriously, drown my infant? What the fuk is wrong with you??? How about, grow up because you sound like a punk ass ***** who doesnt know there is a MUTE button? You know, you seem like the kind of person who wouldn't be able to notice, but I'll let you in on it. He wasn't literally telling you to drown your infant. I know, that kind of sarcasm is sooooo hard to notice. If you're going to have a screaming, crying infant, don't even use your mic until it's done crying or until it's asleep. I don't have kids for a reason, I shouldn't have to deal with the annoyances of other peoples children through my mic. One thing I've noticed is that most people who make annoying stuff coming through their mics don't even talk or do anything helpful. All they do is have annoying noises come through their mic. Just turn your damn mic off. the reason being your a virgin? Kids are awesome. Also you can't plan when a kid is going to cry. If I got a heavy holding an objective by himself I can put up with a bit of noise for a minute. I find it more offensive to see all your crying on the forums every day than hear an odd infant who is hungry. Most of you are grown men. I'm sorry Darken, is there something wrong with being a virgin? I don't really like kids, and don't plan to ever have any. Plain and simple. I doubt you will. Its probably for the best. Some genes were meant to die out. Who wants some?
Supernus Gigas Star Giants 311	Posted - 2014.02.22 22:28:00 - [58] - Quote Darken-Soul wrote: Supernus Gigas wrote: Darken-Soul wrote: Supernus Gigas wrote: ROMULUS H3X wrote: Seriously, drown my infant? What the fuk is wrong with you??? How about, grow up because you sound like a punk ass ***** who doesnt know there is a MUTE button? You know, you seem like the kind of person who wouldn't be able to notice, but I'll let you in on it. He wasn't literally telling you to drown your infant. I know, that kind of sarcasm is sooooo hard to notice. If you're going to have a screaming, crying infant, don't even use your mic until it's done crying or until it's asleep. I don't have kids for a reason, I shouldn't have to deal with the annoyances of other peoples children through my mic. One thing I've noticed is that most people who make annoying stuff coming through their mics don't even talk or do anything helpful. All they do is have annoying noises come through their mic. Just turn your damn mic off. the reason being your a virgin? Kids are awesome. Also you can't plan when a kid is going to cry. If I got a heavy holding an objective by himself I can put up with a bit of noise for a minute. I find it more offensive to see all your crying on the forums every day than hear an odd infant who is hungry. Most of you are grown men. I'm sorry Darken, is there something wrong with being a virgin? I don't really like kids, and don't plan to ever have any. Plain and simple. I doubt you will. Its probably for the best. Some genes were meant to die out. That's harsh... I wasn't even being mean or anything and you just insult me on a molecular level for not wanting to have kids? EDIT: And to think I thought you were a cool person for having a clip from Army of Darkness in your sig. *FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVIN' CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!*
ROMULUS H3X research lab 50	Posted - 2014.02.22 22:50:00 - [59] - Quote Supernus Gigas wrote: ROMULUS H3X wrote: Seriously, drown my infant? What the fuk is wrong with you??? How about, grow up because you sound like a punk ass ***** who doesnt know there is a MUTE button? You know, you seem like the kind of person who wouldn't be able to notice, but I'll let you in on it. He wasn't literally telling you to drown your infant. I know, that kind of sarcasm is sooooo hard to notice. If you're going to have a screaming, crying infant, don't even use your mic until it's done crying or until it's asleep. I don't have kids for a reason, I shouldn't have to deal with the annoyances of other peoples children through my mic. One thing I've noticed is that most people who make annoying stuff coming through their mics don't even talk or do anything helpful. All they do is have annoying noises come through their mic. Just turn your damn mic off. You seem like the type of person who doesn't notice there is a MUTE button. P.S. I know he wasn't meaning it literally you jerk off. He could have easily wrote something like "Go tend to your child and stop playing DUST" instead of typing something HIGHLY OFFENSIVE like drowning an innocent infant child.... so if you are going to defend him... you too are a punk ass ***** and ill will Forge your FACE OFF on the battlefield and I will have the CHORUS OF A THOUSAND CRYING BABIES IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE I DO SO! OH DID I MENTION THERE IS A MUTE BUTTON! (and yes i am aware that there is a speach bubble bug, but if you deactivate and re-activate voice that fixes it usually) FORGE FACE!!! YOU SHALL NOT CATCH ME FOR I AM THE GINGERBREAD FATMAN -Romulus H3X
ROMULUS H3X research lab 50	Posted - 2014.02.22 22:53:00 - [60] - Quote DID I MENTION THERE IS A MUTE BUTTON, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SKIPPED THAT POINT... idiots.. I used to think gamers were the smartest people out there with all the problem solving involved in everyday gameplay. FORGE FACE!!! YOU SHALL NOT CATCH ME FOR I AM THE GINGERBREAD FATMAN -Romulus H3X

Supernus Gigas Star Giants 312	Posted - 2014.02.22 23:00:00 - [61] - Quote ROMULUS H3X wrote: Supernus Gigas wrote: ROMULUS H3X wrote: Seriously, drown my infant? What the fuk is wrong with you??? How about, grow up because you sound like a punk ass ***** who doesnt know there is a MUTE button? You know, you seem like the kind of person who wouldn't be able to notice, but I'll let you in on it. He wasn't literally telling you to drown your infant. I know, that kind of sarcasm is sooooo hard to notice. If you're going to have a screaming, crying infant, don't even use your mic until it's done crying or until it's asleep. I don't have kids for a reason, I shouldn't have to deal with the annoyances of other peoples children through my mic. One thing I've noticed is that most people who make annoying stuff coming through their mics don't even talk or do anything helpful. All they do is have annoying noises come through their mic. Just turn your damn mic off. You seem like the type of person who doesn't notice there is a MUTE button. P.S. I know he wasn't meaning it literally you jerk off. He could have easily wrote something like "Go tend to your child and stop playing DUST" instead of typing something HIGHLY OFFENSIVE like drowning an innocent infant child.... so if you are going to defend him... you too are a punk ass *** and ill will Forge your FACE OFF on the battlefield and I will have the CHORUS OF A THOUSAND CRYING BABIES IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE I DO SO! OH DID I MENTION THERE IS A MUTE BUTTON! (and yes i am aware that there is a speach bubble bug, but if you deactivate and re-activate voice that fixes it usually) No need to get so worked up about it. I'm sorry, but it just seemed like OP's obvious sarcasm flew right over your head. I was just pointing out that it was indeed quite obviously sarcasm, although I might have been a little condescending. Dark humor is a thing you know. FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVIN' CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!**
NK Scout Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 482	Posted - 2014.02.22 23:02:00 - [62] - Quote NK Scout wrote: Bayeth Mal wrote: NK Scout wrote: Or "I know your a nerd, but please stop fapping" Ive heard people do that....muted them. Shall we start calling this Chat Roulette 514? I lold so damm hard.........lol 2 exile assault rifles, Skinweave cal. frame, Staff recruiter mlt frame Caldari Master Race One day shields, soon.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 1268	Posted - 2014.02.22 23:08:00 - [63] - Quote Don't be less than 14 years old. Though, I've met one kid who was pretty chill in all my years of online gaming.
KGB Sleep 783	Posted - 2014.02.22 23:48:00 - [64] - Quote Dovallis Martan JenusKoll wrote: KGB Sleep wrote: -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? You really shouldn't be using the voice chat system if any of these things bother you. These are all incredibly small annoyances that it just makes you look like a whiny child by listing them. You seem incredibly annoyed. My 30 likes to the topic trump your opinion. Have a nice day cupcake. Because beer, that's why.
CYRAX SERVIUS Death Firm. Canis Eliminatus Operatives 996	Posted - 2014.02.22 23:51:00 - [65] - Quote KGB Sleep wrote: -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? If you are under the age of fifteen, just turn it off. CEO Whiskey squad leader Invictus Maneo~"I Remain Unvanquished"~
Stile451 Red Star. EoN. 300	Posted - 2014.02.23 00:09:00 - [66] - Quote Wireless headsets are awesome, just remember to take it off or at least mute it when you go to the bathroom. Also - wash your hands.
The Terminator T-1000 Skynet Incorporated 129	Posted - 2014.02.23 00:12:00 - [67] - Quote KGB Sleep wrote: -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? Or you could simply deactivate voice. If you are in a squad mute whoever you want. Problem solved.
DJINN Nukem Black Phoenix Mercenaries 548	Posted - 2014.02.23 00:17:00 - [68] - Quote stop falling asleep snoring with your mic on in a council chat room. this was actually really funny when it happend Trample The Weak Hurdle the Dead
Scheneighnay McBob Learning Coalition College 4112	Posted - 2014.02.23 00:22:00 - [69] - Quote ZDub 303 wrote: You guys ever have someone accidentally leave their mic on while afk farming and watching Netflix? I used to do that... It was always a facepalm moment when I realized about 4-5 games in that team chat had been listening to the last episode and a half of whatever show I was watching at the time... Eve has fleetporn. I've had someone playing squadporn over voice chat I am your scan error.
Scheneighnay McBob Learning Coalition College 4112	Posted - 2014.02.23 00:23:00 - [70] - Quote Also, PUSH-TO-TALK DUMBASS Especially when you're using an eyetoy as a mic and I can hear your game almost as loud as I can hear mine. I am your scan error.

KGB Sleep 788	Posted - 2014.02.23 01:08:00 - [71] - Quote The Terminator T-1000 wrote: Or you could simply deactivate voice. If you are in a squad mute whoever you want. Problem solved. I do if its bad. I actually have more patience than my post lets on. If I could change anything about mics, it would be hearing people during the loading screen. There's no way to mute them until you are on the map and kids could find out Santa isn't real. Sometimes, you can't find who is making noise and have to [Deactivate Voice] bc bubble doesn't light up. I hate that though because I do respond to call outs and pushes if I hear someone trying. Because beer, that's why.
Operative 1171 Aajli Bragian Order Amarr Empire 1297	Posted - 2014.02.23 07:48:00 - [72] - Quote Funny, any of the crap ppl do in DUST squad chat will get you rightly kicked in an EVE fleet. Zero tolerance for cross chatter usually. Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!
Midas Fool Black Phoenix Mercenaries 399	Posted - 2014.02.23 08:53:00 - [73] - Quote UN TSS UN TSS UN TSS UN TSS UN TSS UN TSS... ... WUUUUUUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB WUUUUUUB WUUUUUB ... (bubblebubblebubble) COUGH COUGH HACK COUCH WUUUUUB WUUUUUUB Sorry. I'm getting used to push-to-talk but how will you know how much of a scrub that guy I killed was? +25 Kill Assist...+25 Kill Assist...+25 Kill Assist...NO HOW WHY
Rodd of Nor Nor Clan Combat Logistics 12	Posted - 2014.02.23 17:06:00 - [74] - Quote ROMULUS H3X wrote: KGB Sleep wrote: -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? Seriously, drown my infant? What the fuk is wrong with you??? How about, grow up because you sound like a punk ass ***** who doesnt know there is a MUTE button? I wish I could like this a thousand times. there's sarcasm and then there's crossing the line and suggesting killing a child will never be funny. It is better to be thought an idiot, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Supernus Gigas Star Giants 315	Posted - 2014.02.23 17:50:00 - [75] - Quote Rodd of Nor wrote: ROMULUS H3X wrote: KGB Sleep wrote: -Stop arguing with your girl. -Breath through your nose, not your mouth. -Drown your goddamn infant. -Go to the hospital for that cough. -Shut off that fkn TV. -WD-40 that sqeaking chair. -Call Lassie to pull you out of whatever well you sound like you fell into. -Stop smoking it's bad for your health. Did I miss any? Seriously, drown my infant? What the fuk is wrong with you??? How about, grow up because you sound like a punk ass *** who doesnt know there is a MUTE button? I wish I could like this a thousand times. there's sarcasm and then there's crossing the line and suggesting killing a child will never be funny. Dark Humor. FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVIN' CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!**
Happy Violentime OMFGZOMBIESRUN 218	Posted - 2014.02.23 18:47:00 - [76] - Quote PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote: Stop telling me to use a medium suit. Stop asking can you fly my dropship. Stop asking can you use my car than take it anyway. Stop EATING CHIPS on the mike Stop asking me to use a Rail Rifle Stop calling in a tank for me knowing I don't tank Stop having 30 minute conversations in between battles, at least deploy while talking Don't ask this dude to go positive either


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