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RINON114
B.S.A.A.
General Tso's Alliance
491
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Posted - 2014.02.11 22:18:00 -
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I want to know who just made me angry and jovial at the same time by nova knifing me and stealing my tank. Thanks RDV pilot for circling the air for a full ten years before dropping my tank!
What are some of your most humiliating deaths? |
True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
6945
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Posted - 2014.02.11 22:19:00 -
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Reversing my Tank off of one of the high ridgelines on Manus Peak, flipping the HAV, and just laughing so hard I waited in my tank for what I deserved.
"Just know that though our enemies may only #YOLO, through God's grace we can #YOLF at his side." - Disciple of Kesha
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The Infected One
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
737
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Posted - 2014.02.11 22:31:00 -
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Jumping out of them MCC with the vehicle screen up to call a DS as soon as I landed, but I forgot to activate the inertial dampeners before pulling up the screen.
Backing up during a firefight at Alpha on a bridge map, low health, backed off the edge...You know how it turned out.
Trying to be all sneaky and getting in for a quick shotgun blast on a scout sniper. Turns out his passive scan beat my damps as he turned around and knifed me, then casually went back to sniping...
Sniping as a scout, heavy gets up behind me and cooks a grenade in his hand until it explodes on both of us, only killing me.
I am here to ask you one question, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS?
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Reapers' Assailant
616
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Posted - 2014.02.11 22:38:00 -
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Running from a tank and escaping just to get crushed by a Supply Depot.
Psycho
"Never argue with an idiot. They will only pull you down to their level, and then beat you with experience"
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
2381
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Posted - 2014.02.11 22:43:00 -
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Put down my DS3 for an emergency break.
Came back to find a friend, who happened to be on the other team, staring me down.
As soon as I twitched, he detonated the RE.
GG, MF.
Dust514 has a place in this world - buried next to 23,000 copies of E.T. in some remote desert location.
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CR4SH OVERRIDE
12
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Posted - 2014.02.11 22:44:00 -
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Running from a tank and escaping just to get crushed by a Supply Depot. winning.
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RINON114
B.S.A.A.
General Tso's Alliance
491
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Posted - 2014.02.11 22:48:00 -
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Running from a tank and escaping just to get crushed by a Supply Depot.
Sorry guys but this is my favourite so far! |
Broonfondle Majikthies
Dogs of War Gaming
Zero-Day
812
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Posted - 2014.02.11 22:49:00 -
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I once knifed a guy
Then I got knifed
Then he got knifed
Then his knifer got knifed
After seeing that in the killfeed I simply couldn't play any more that round cus I fell off the chair laughing.
Where the hell did all the cutlery suddenly come from?!? 
"...where Bylothgar the Ill-postured was made King of the People With No Name But Decent Footwear"
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Damian Crisis
Bullet Cluster
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2014.02.11 22:53:00 -
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Broonfondle Majikthies wrote:I once knifed a guy Then I got knifed Then he got knifed Then his knifer got knifed After seeing that in the killfeed I simply couldn't play any more that round cus I fell off the chair laughing. Where the hell did all the cutlery suddenly come from?!?
That's ******* brilliant!!
I don't like seeing things blink Blue...
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Damian Crisis
Bullet Cluster
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2014.02.11 22:54:00 -
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The Infected One wrote:
Backing up during a firefight at Alpha on a bridge map, low health, backed off the edge...You know how it turned out.
This ^^^^
I don't like seeing things blink Blue...
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Exodeon Salviej
The Third Day
Galactic Skyfleet Empire
37
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Posted - 2014.02.11 22:54:00 -
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Err, playing on the Gallente Research map where Barbosa0072 was camping a CRU the entire round. >.> I spawned in several times to try and kill him, on the fifth try(please note, this is at the northern-most CRU near Bravo on Skirmish), I pulled out my grenade while hiding behind a wall, cooked it, slipped out to the side, moved back too soon. Threw the grenade, it hit the wall, bounced back at me, and BOOM! He laughed so hard while my body was flying.
Your face is something to shoot, so I will shoot. Don't be offended, I do it to everyone.
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Damian Crisis
Bullet Cluster
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2014.02.11 22:54:00 -
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Running from a tank and escaping just to get crushed by a Supply Depot.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! That is awesome!
I don't like seeing things blink Blue...
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Denak Kalamari
Intaki Liberation Front
Intaki Prosperity Initiative
1077
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Posted - 2014.02.11 22:55:00 -
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My most embarrassing deaths include:
Emptying all my clips, barely making a scratch to the enemy and getting meleed to death.
Jumping down into infinite pits of death after misguesstimating jump trajectories
Blowing up myself because an enemy fluxed my remote explosive underneath me
Running into my own grenades and dying
And worst yet,
Getting crushed under an enemy RDV dropping an LAV after attempting to sneak up on an unsuspecting enemy
Grahisha of ILF // Writer of Thoughts of a Clone Soldier // Latest entry published Feb. 10th
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CRNWLLC
Screwy Rabbit ULC
29
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Posted - 2014.02.11 23:07:00 -
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Running from a tank and escaping just to get crushed by a Supply Depot.
This is hilarious.
My most frustrating moments involve dropships. On more than on occasion I've called one, it lands on me, and then gets stolen. Also, one time I called a DS after jumping from the MCC. I entered it and a blueberry's DS was deployed right on top of mine, ending that clone. 
Karma came last night, though. I was playing Spine Crescent on Domination mode. Made my way to the towers. The south tower had some blues on it already so I headed to the north tower, where one lone red was camping on north edge. I harassed him for a while in my DS, then got bored and decided to tango. I tried to land on his head, got a little squirrelly, and landed the DS on its side, rendering it immobile. I thought, "Well, here goes nothing, I deserve this." Exited the ship and ended up killing the red! Weeeee!
Have you seen my baseball?
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Alternate Insano
SUICIDE SPITE SQUAD
14
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Posted - 2014.02.11 23:26:00 -
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Second day playing, didn't know vehicle controls, nose dived LAV 150m from top of tower.
In front of the whole team who was camped on top of said tower. It was also our final clone and we lost due to my ill timed Evil Kinevil impersonation.
Other than that I get distracted looking at a cloud or whatever and I get SGd from 1 meter and never knew what hit me.
In front of both teams, and the battle stops for a sec cause everyones laughing. |
Pickle Sniffer
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
37
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Posted - 2014.02.11 23:49:00 -
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My worst: running on a quick kill streak with my SP, getting too excited and not noticing I was almost out of ammo. This led to a very perceptive heavy seeing my gun click, at which point he stood still in the door and meleed in my direction( knowing full well he was out of range), before squeezing the trigger on his MG and killingme with a few short bursts.(I was in a hallway with nowhere to run.
My most recent favorite, I was flying around in a throwaway DS, harassing an enemy DS, and at one point I hit his ship so hard, both ships redlined. We both bailed, tried to shoot each other in the air, activated dampeners, landed a few meters apart, and I got the kill in three pistol shots. I jumped out of my chair, stoked, and dropped my controller. At which point I was rail rifled from behind. |
Jake Diesel
BIG BAD W0LVES
82
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Posted - 2014.02.11 23:53:00 -
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Running to a nearby Supply Depot to replinish my forge rounds. While crossing the street no more than 60 feet from the supply depot, I was greeted by a rather large redberry blaster tank.
At that moment I said "I'm f***ed!!" So I decided peace was the best option and I ran towards it with open arms to give it a big hug!
I guess he misunderstood my intentions and blasted me on the spot.
Oh well. So much for peace. |
Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2015
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Posted - 2014.02.11 23:59:00 -
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I actually managed to film my own most humiliating death.
[Plasma Cannon Battle of Shame]
I Am The Danger*
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Cpl Foster USMC
Alpha Response Command
635
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Posted - 2014.02.12 00:20:00 -
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couple days ago I'm out for a stroll and I see 5 LAV's driving around like teenagers in heat. I'm thinking-keep driving, keep driving....then they leave...
4 minutes later (yes, I track these things) they come back. They line up and off they go....holy hell, they're racing...
4 minutes...
I sprint down from my perch and hustle to about 100 yards from the "start line" and start dropping RE's...
hustle back...
they come back and i'm already laughing....they line up...they take off...one guy cheats and goes off road, but the other 4 stick to the road (just like last time, like I said, I watch these kinda things)
click-click-BOOM !!! +40 +50 +40 +50.....lololololol
never have I laughed so hard in Dust.......even when the others turned around and found me and slayed me with the vengeance of having killed their squad leader....
worth it.... |
Sgt Buttscratch
lcritMYpantS
1511
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Posted - 2014.02.12 00:26:00 -
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my funniest death happened whilst drink driving in my Vayu, the 2nd Vayu I callled in I had to let someone else drive, had a few issue.
No funny story in relation to gameplay, it was more of a comms thing
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
1546
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Posted - 2014.02.12 02:34:00 -
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Most frustrating Death? No I don't care.
Best kill ever?
Driving a soma with a pair of other goons, running around a map in chromosome like a buncha nutbars, hit a bump at full speed, and catch air and doing a dukes of hazzard in a tank during chromosome.
Blueberry LAV loaded with three blue dots catches air in the opposite direction and we have a magical mid-air collision. -50 -50 -50.
I spent the next five minutes laughing my ass off while trying to be effective. it didn't work. |
Fire of Prometheus
Alpha Response Command
3573
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Posted - 2014.02.12 02:49:00 -
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Sniping in my commando during ambush on spine crescent.....the blaster turret installation landed on me.....
I was wearing my proto commando to top it off....
Commando 6 // A.R.C Commander // C.E.O of Alpha Response Command
Patron saint of Commandos =ƒÿç
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DJINN Marauder
Ancient Exiles.
Renegade Alliance
4110
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Posted - 2014.02.12 03:20:00 -
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Flying my assault dropship in ambush wreaking havoc on the poor infantry souls
Suddenly a forge blast hits me and I turn on my afterburner, flying as fast as I can to get away. Then A rail installation drops and hits my dropship and it flips, what seemed like 10 times in a quarter second, then I exploded.
GôÉGô¥GôÿGô£Gôö > GôÉGô¢Gô¢
Gÿà¿When will dust get better?Gÿà
Forum Warrior LV. 4 | Warframe is awesome! | PSN: I-NINJA-ALL-DAY
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MySpaceTom
Xer Cloud Consortium
219
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Posted - 2014.02.12 03:24:00 -
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On the contrary, I think you recorded Heck Villian's most humiliating death.
/facepalm
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EternalRMG
Knightz of the Round
Legacy Rising
756
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Posted - 2014.02.12 03:30:00 -
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Dropship arrives
i activate afterburner and thrust out of there.... i hit the rdv and die
"Fight Togheter; Win Together"
Duster Since: July 2012
Best DropShip Pilot; Soon To be best Jet Fighter Pilot
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hgghyujh
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
278
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Posted - 2014.02.12 07:01:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Most frustrating Death? No I don't care.
Best kill ever?
Driving a soma with a pair of other goons, running around a map in chromosome like a buncha nutbars, hit a bump at full speed, and catch air and doing a dukes of hazzard in a tank during chromosome.
Blueberry LAV loaded with three blue dots catches air in the opposite direction and we have a magical mid-air collision. -50 -50 -50.
I spent the next five minutes laughing my ass off while trying to be effective. it didn't work.
I mention to my corp mate that I want to die hard a DS with a LAV, maybe 2 min later a DS lifts of and hovers in front of THE most perfect ramp I gun my lav and promptly drive it off the side of the jump missing my one in a life time badass moment only to be killed by the DS.
I'm pretty sure the universe pissed its self laughing. |
Dengar Skirata
The Third Day
Galactic Skyfleet Empire
90
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Posted - 2014.02.12 07:22:00 -
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I got a good death.
I was running around in an ambush, and my team was winning pretty handily. Not a stomp, mind you, but we were winning.
I'm trying to flank the last group of enemies, when suddenly a dropship falls out of the sky, crushes me, and then explodes. While I'm staring in awe (and laughing hysterically) at my TV, I see the pilot drop down a second or two later. I sent him a message after the battle congratulating him on the kill, and he told me that it was an accident. Apparently, while he was flying around, his controller had died, so the drop ship happened to crash on my exact location. One of my best memories in dust... 
// Author of the Dust Spec Ops Tactics Handbook
// Proud Member of the Templis Dragonaurs
// Caldari Loyalist
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TheDarthMa94
The New Age Outlaws
WINMATAR.
96
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Posted - 2014.02.12 08:07:00 -
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Ok, i have one story. So i was jumping out of the MCC using a proto suit, as i was free falling the downtime notification pops up........ so you guys can guess the rest.
Sith Apprentice and Director of NAO
"What skills? Its the connection bro!"
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Your Absolut End
SVER True Blood
368
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Posted - 2014.02.12 09:26:00 -
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>cooking nade
>about to throw
>blueberry pops in front of me right when I throw
>nade denial
>back into my face
>respawn
And thats how i decided that fluxes are the way to go
another one bites the Dust...
Born as Kameira, die as Kameira, my life for the Empress!
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Sleepy Shadow
L.O.T.I.S.
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
93
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Posted - 2014.02.12 10:23:00 -
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Your Absolut End wrote:>cooking nade
>about to throw
>blueberry pops in front of me right when I throw
>nade denial
>back into my face
>respawn
And thats how i decided that fluxes are the way to go
-Cook grenade (medium/well)
-Throw grenade
-Hit invisible wall
-Bounce back
-Sad face
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