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RINON114 B.S.A.A. General Tso's Alliance 491	Posted - 2014.02.11 22:18:00 - [1] - Quote I want to know who just made me angry and jovial at the same time by nova knifing me and stealing my tank. Thanks RDV pilot for circling the air for a full ten years before dropping my tank! What are some of your most humiliating deaths?
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 6945	Posted - 2014.02.11 22:19:00 - [2] - Quote Reversing my Tank off of one of the high ridgelines on Manus Peak, flipping the HAV, and just laughing so hard I waited in my tank for what I deserved. "Just know that though our enemies may only #YOLO, through God's grace we can #YOLF at his side." - Disciple of Kesha
The Infected One Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 737	Posted - 2014.02.11 22:31:00 - [3] - Quote Jumping out of them MCC with the vehicle screen up to call a DS as soon as I landed, but I forgot to activate the inertial dampeners before pulling up the screen. Backing up during a firefight at Alpha on a bridge map, low health, backed off the edge...You know how it turned out. Trying to be all sneaky and getting in for a quick shotgun blast on a scout sniper. Turns out his passive scan beat my damps as he turned around and knifed me, then casually went back to sniping... Sniping as a scout, heavy gets up behind me and cooks a grenade in his hand until it explodes on both of us, only killing me. I am here to ask you one question, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS? THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!
PARKOUR PRACTIONER Reapers' Assailant 616	Posted - 2014.02.11 22:38:00 - [4] - Quote Running from a tank and escaping just to get crushed by a Supply Depot. Psycho "Never argue with an idiot. They will only pull you down to their level, and then beat you with experience"
Rynoceros Rise Of Old Dudes 2381	Posted - 2014.02.11 22:43:00 - [5] - Quote Put down my DS3 for an emergency break. Came back to find a friend, who happened to be on the other team, staring me down. As soon as I twitched, he detonated the RE. GG, MF. Dust514 has a place in this world - buried next to 23,000 copies of E.T. in some remote desert location.
CR4SH OVERRIDE 12	Posted - 2014.02.11 22:44:00 - [6] - Quote PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote: Running from a tank and escaping just to get crushed by a Supply Depot. winning. Banned from forums You have been banned from the EVE Gate forums, effective through 2/22/2014 3:38:16 AM.
RINON114 B.S.A.A. General Tso's Alliance 491	Posted - 2014.02.11 22:48:00 - [7] - Quote PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote: Running from a tank and escaping just to get crushed by a Supply Depot. Sorry guys but this is my favourite so far!
Broonfondle Majikthies Dogs of War Gaming Zero-Day 812	Posted - 2014.02.11 22:49:00 - [8] - Quote I once knifed a guy Then I got knifed Then he got knifed Then his knifer got knifed After seeing that in the killfeed I simply couldn't play any more that round cus I fell off the chair laughing. Where the hell did all the cutlery suddenly come from?!? "...where Bylothgar the Ill-postured was made King of the People With No Name But Decent Footwear"
Damian Crisis Bullet Cluster Legacy Rising 43	Posted - 2014.02.11 22:53:00 - [9] - Quote Broonfondle Majikthies wrote: I once knifed a guy Then I got knifed Then he got knifed Then his knifer got knifed After seeing that in the killfeed I simply couldn't play any more that round cus I fell off the chair laughing. Where the hell did all the cutlery suddenly come from?!? That's ******* brilliant!! I don't like seeing things blink Blue...
Damian Crisis Bullet Cluster Legacy Rising 43	Posted - 2014.02.11 22:54:00 - [10] - Quote The Infected One wrote: Backing up during a firefight at Alpha on a bridge map, low health, backed off the edge...You know how it turned out. This ^^^^ I don't like seeing things blink Blue...

Exodeon Salviej The Third Day Galactic Skyfleet Empire 37	Posted - 2014.02.11 22:54:00 - [11] - Quote Err, playing on the Gallente Research map where Barbosa0072 was camping a CRU the entire round. >.> I spawned in several times to try and kill him, on the fifth try(please note, this is at the northern-most CRU near Bravo on Skirmish), I pulled out my grenade while hiding behind a wall, cooked it, slipped out to the side, moved back too soon. Threw the grenade, it hit the wall, bounced back at me, and BOOM! He laughed so hard while my body was flying. Your face is something to shoot, so I will shoot. Don't be offended, I do it to everyone.
Damian Crisis Bullet Cluster Legacy Rising 43	Posted - 2014.02.11 22:54:00 - [12] - Quote PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote: Running from a tank and escaping just to get crushed by a Supply Depot. LMAO!!!!!!!!!! That is awesome! I don't like seeing things blink Blue...
Denak Kalamari Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative 1077	Posted - 2014.02.11 22:55:00 - [13] - Quote My most embarrassing deaths include: Emptying all my clips, barely making a scratch to the enemy and getting meleed to death. Jumping down into infinite pits of death after misguesstimating jump trajectories Blowing up myself because an enemy fluxed my remote explosive underneath me Running into my own grenades and dying And worst yet, Getting crushed under an enemy RDV dropping an LAV after attempting to sneak up on an unsuspecting enemy Grahisha of ILF // Writer of Thoughts of a Clone Soldier // Latest entry published Feb. 10th
CRNWLLC Screwy Rabbit ULC 29	Posted - 2014.02.11 23:07:00 - [14] - Quote PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote: Running from a tank and escaping just to get crushed by a Supply Depot. This is hilarious. My most frustrating moments involve dropships. On more than on occasion I've called one, it lands on me, and then gets stolen. Also, one time I called a DS after jumping from the MCC. I entered it and a blueberry's DS was deployed right on top of mine, ending that clone. Karma came last night, though. I was playing Spine Crescent on Domination mode. Made my way to the towers. The south tower had some blues on it already so I headed to the north tower, where one lone red was camping on north edge. I harassed him for a while in my DS, then got bored and decided to tango. I tried to land on his head, got a little squirrelly, and landed the DS on its side, rendering it immobile. I thought, "Well, here goes nothing, I deserve this." Exited the ship and ended up killing the red! Weeeee! Have you seen my baseball?
Alternate Insano SUICIDE SPITE SQUAD 14	Posted - 2014.02.11 23:26:00 - [15] - Quote Second day playing, didn't know vehicle controls, nose dived LAV 150m from top of tower. In front of the whole team who was camped on top of said tower. It was also our final clone and we lost due to my ill timed Evil Kinevil impersonation. Other than that I get distracted looking at a cloud or whatever and I get SGd from 1 meter and never knew what hit me. In front of both teams, and the battle stops for a sec cause everyones laughing.
Pickle Sniffer Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 37	Posted - 2014.02.11 23:49:00 - [16] - Quote My worst: running on a quick kill streak with my SP, getting too excited and not noticing I was almost out of ammo. This led to a very perceptive heavy seeing my gun click, at which point he stood still in the door and meleed in my direction( knowing full well he was out of range), before squeezing the trigger on his MG and killingme with a few short bursts.(I was in a hallway with nowhere to run. My most recent favorite, I was flying around in a throwaway DS, harassing an enemy DS, and at one point I hit his ship so hard, both ships redlined. We both bailed, tried to shoot each other in the air, activated dampeners, landed a few meters apart, and I got the kill in three pistol shots. I jumped out of my chair, stoked, and dropped my controller. At which point I was rail rifled from behind.
Jake Diesel BIG BAD W0LVES 82	Posted - 2014.02.11 23:53:00 - [17] - Quote Running to a nearby Supply Depot to replinish my forge rounds. While crossing the street no more than 60 feet from the supply depot, I was greeted by a rather large redberry blaster tank. At that moment I said "I'm f***ed!!" So I decided peace was the best option and I ran towards it with open arms to give it a big hug! I guess he misunderstood my intentions and blasted me on the spot. Oh well. So much for peace.
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2015	Posted - 2014.02.11 23:59:00 - [18] - Quote I actually managed to film my own most humiliating death. [Plasma Cannon Battle of Shame] I Am The Danger*
Cpl Foster USMC Alpha Response Command 635	Posted - 2014.02.12 00:20:00 - [19] - Quote couple days ago I'm out for a stroll and I see 5 LAV's driving around like teenagers in heat. I'm thinking-keep driving, keep driving....then they leave... 4 minutes later (yes, I track these things) they come back. They line up and off they go....holy hell, they're racing... 4 minutes... I sprint down from my perch and hustle to about 100 yards from the "start line" and start dropping RE's... hustle back... they come back and i'm already laughing....they line up...they take off...one guy cheats and goes off road, but the other 4 stick to the road (just like last time, like I said, I watch these kinda things) click-click-BOOM !!! +40 +50 +40 +50.....lololololol never have I laughed so hard in Dust.......even when the others turned around and found me and slayed me with the vengeance of having killed their squad leader.... worth it....
Sgt Buttscratch lcritMYpantS 1511	Posted - 2014.02.12 00:26:00 - [20] - Quote my funniest death happened whilst drink driving in my Vayu, the 2nd Vayu I callled in I had to let someone else drive, had a few issue. No funny story in relation to gameplay, it was more of a comms thing I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans

Breakin Stuff Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group 1546	Posted - 2014.02.12 02:34:00 - [21] - Quote Most frustrating Death? No I don't care. Best kill ever? Driving a soma with a pair of other goons, running around a map in chromosome like a buncha nutbars, hit a bump at full speed, and catch air and doing a dukes of hazzard in a tank during chromosome. Blueberry LAV loaded with three blue dots catches air in the opposite direction and we have a magical mid-air collision. -50 -50 -50. I spent the next five minutes laughing my ass off while trying to be effective. it didn't work.
Fire of Prometheus Alpha Response Command 3573	Posted - 2014.02.12 02:49:00 - [22] - Quote Sniping in my commando during ambush on spine crescent.....the blaster turret installation landed on me..... I was wearing my proto commando to top it off.... Commando 6 // A.R.C Commander // C.E.O of Alpha Response Command Patron saint of Commandos =ƒÿç
DJINN Marauder Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance 4110	Posted - 2014.02.12 03:20:00 - [23] - Quote Flying my assault dropship in ambush wreaking havoc on the poor infantry souls Suddenly a forge blast hits me and I turn on my afterburner, flying as fast as I can to get away. Then A rail installation drops and hits my dropship and it flips, what seemed like 10 times in a quarter second, then I exploded. GôÉGô¥GôÿGô£Gôö > GôÉGô¢Gô¢ Gÿà¿When will dust get better?Gÿà Forum Warrior LV. 4 \| Warframe is awesome! \| PSN: I-NINJA-ALL-DAY
MySpaceTom Xer Cloud Consortium 219	Posted - 2014.02.12 03:24:00 - [24] - Quote Jadek Menaheim wrote: I actually managed to film my own most humiliating death. [Plasma Cannon Battle of Shame] On the contrary, I think you recorded Heck Villian's most humiliating death. /facepalm 4920616d204a6164656b204d656e616865696d277320526167696e672042696c652044756374
EternalRMG Knightz of the Round Legacy Rising 756	Posted - 2014.02.12 03:30:00 - [25] - Quote Dropship arrives i activate afterburner and thrust out of there.... i hit the rdv and die "Fight Togheter; Win Together" Duster Since: July 2012 Best DropShip Pilot; Soon To be best Jet Fighter Pilot
hgghyujh Expert Intervention Caldari State 278	Posted - 2014.02.12 07:01:00 - [26] - Quote Breakin Stuff wrote: Most frustrating Death? No I don't care. Best kill ever? Driving a soma with a pair of other goons, running around a map in chromosome like a buncha nutbars, hit a bump at full speed, and catch air and doing a dukes of hazzard in a tank during chromosome. Blueberry LAV loaded with three blue dots catches air in the opposite direction and we have a magical mid-air collision. -50 -50 -50. I spent the next five minutes laughing my ass off while trying to be effective. it didn't work. I mention to my corp mate that I want to die hard a DS with a LAV, maybe 2 min later a DS lifts of and hovers in front of THE most perfect ramp I gun my lav and promptly drive it off the side of the jump missing my one in a life time badass moment only to be killed by the DS. I'm pretty sure the universe pissed its self laughing.
Dengar Skirata The Third Day Galactic Skyfleet Empire 90	Posted - 2014.02.12 07:22:00 - [27] - Quote I got a good death. I was running around in an ambush, and my team was winning pretty handily. Not a stomp, mind you, but we were winning. I'm trying to flank the last group of enemies, when suddenly a dropship falls out of the sky, crushes me, and then explodes. While I'm staring in awe (and laughing hysterically) at my TV, I see the pilot drop down a second or two later. I sent him a message after the battle congratulating him on the kill, and he told me that it was an accident. Apparently, while he was flying around, his controller had died, so the drop ship happened to crash on my exact location. One of my best memories in dust... // Author of the Dust Spec Ops Tactics Handbook // Proud Member of the Templis Dragonaurs // Caldari Loyalist
TheDarthMa94 The New Age Outlaws WINMATAR. 96	Posted - 2014.02.12 08:07:00 - [28] - Quote Ok, i have one story. So i was jumping out of the MCC using a proto suit, as i was free falling the downtime notification pops up........ so you guys can guess the rest. Sith Apprentice and Director of NAO "What skills? Its the connection bro!"
Your Absolut End SVER True Blood 368	Posted - 2014.02.12 09:26:00 - [29] - Quote >cooking nade >about to throw >blueberry pops in front of me right when I throw >nade denial >back into my face >respawn And thats how i decided that fluxes are the way to go another one bites the Dust... Born as Kameira, die as Kameira, my life for the Empress!
Sleepy Shadow L.O.T.I.S. D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 93	Posted - 2014.02.12 10:23:00 - [30] - Quote Your Absolut End wrote: >cooking nade >about to throw >blueberry pops in front of me right when I throw >nade denial >back into my face >respawn And thats how i decided that fluxes are the way to go -Cook grenade (medium/well) -Throw grenade -Hit invisible wall -Bounce back -Sad face .ß¦óß¦î+ÿ+ÿß¦ÿß¦Å ß¦ó+ê+æß¦åß¦Åß¦ë - -Æß¦£ß¦îß¦îß+¦ Qß¦+ß¦Çß¦îß¦ë-ô-ù-+ß¦å ß¦áß¦Éß¦Ü+½ß¦â. ... -¦ ß¦íß¦Ç-ò -òß¦äß¦Ç+¦+¦ß¦çß¦à ß¦Å+¦ß¦äß¦ç... -òß¦¢-¦-ƒ-ƒ -ôß¦çß¦ç-ƒ ß¦Ç -ƒ-¦ß¦¢ß¦¢-ƒß¦ç ß¦á-¦ß¦Å-ƒß¦Çß¦¢ß¦çß¦à

Spkr4theDead Red Star. EoN. 1813	Posted - 2014.02.12 10:29:00 - [31] - Quote RINON114 wrote: I want to know who just made me angry and jovial at the same time by nova knifing me and stealing my tank. Thanks RDV pilot for circling the air for a full ten years before dropping my tank! What are some of your most humiliating deaths? Why are you dropping a vehicle outside of your redline? I may be missing something, but I'm pretty sure that I didn't call for a tank nerf before Uprising 1.7. - Atiim
Shyeer Alvarin Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn 126	Posted - 2014.02.12 11:26:00 - [32] - Quote My most humiliating death... God... Okay. First serious corp battle we (Dead Six Initiative) had was up against CrimeWave Syndicate. Needless to say, we were getting stomped pretty hard. We -barely- managed to get ourselves an orbital to drop on them. At that moment in time, I had never actually been able to call in an orbital because I just never felt compelled to. (Also translates to, I'm a Closed Beta Player and still wasn't very good at placing them.) I also didn't know that you could kill yourself with an OB. So, I check my radar and I see there's a huge group of them coming our way. I'm thinking to myself, "Don't worry guys, I got this!" Dropped the OB in their path. Unfortunately, I happened to be the unfortunate Murder medic that liked being ahead of everyone else because I don't like missing things. My OB didn't like missing either. To my credit, I got 4 of the CWS guys. Unfortunately, my name popped up on the kill-feed at the end of it, much to my corporations dismay. Best kill? In a Pub against Ancient Exiles. AE dropship with one of the Djinn guys gunning was harassing our ground forces. I built a nice (not really, but you get the idea) little forge gun fit with a Gastuns FG. I've got lv5 prof and ammo for Forge Guns, so I'm thinking "This dropship'll be easy." Charge behind a hill. Pop out. Watch the sky. Target the center of mass... Turns out you can still snipe gunners out of a dropship with a forge gun. It was both an -awesome- kill... But I failed my duty as an AVer... I never did get that dropship. Closed Beta Veteran Founding CEO of Dead Six Initiative/Lokun Listamenn Lokun i Gangi, Mercenaries. Recruitment is OPEN
The Infected One Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 747	Posted - 2014.02.12 14:09:00 - [33] - Quote Shyeer Alvarin wrote: My most humiliating death... God... Okay. First serious corp battle we (Dead Six Initiative) had was up against CrimeWave Syndicate. Needless to say, we were getting stomped pretty hard. We -barely- managed to get ourselves an orbital to drop on them. At that moment in time, I had never actually been able to call in an orbital because I just never felt compelled to. (Also translates to, I'm a Closed Beta Player and still wasn't very good at placing them.) I also didn't know that you could kill yourself with an OB. So, I check my radar and I see there's a huge group of them coming our way. I'm thinking to myself, "Don't worry guys, I got this!" Dropped the OB in their path. Unfortunately, I happened to be the unfortunate Murder medic that liked being ahead of everyone else because I don't like missing things. My OB didn't like missing either. To my credit, I got 4 of the CWS guys. Unfortunately, my name popped up on the kill-feed at the end of it, much to my corporations dismay. I remember this battle! I think I have a video of it lost in my computer somewhere. lol I am here to ask you one question, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS? THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!
Frost Kitty Fatal Absolution 47	Posted - 2014.02.12 14:22:00 - [34] - Quote RINON114 wrote: I want to know who just made me angry and jovial at the same time by nova knifing me and stealing my tank. Thanks RDV pilot for circling the air for a full ten years before dropping my tank! What are some of your most humiliating deaths? If that happened before DT, it was Mustard... btw I blew him and your Tank up with meh Orbital! :3 Meow...
RINON114 B.S.A.A. General Tso's Alliance 499	Posted - 2014.02.15 11:18:00 - [35] - Quote Spkr4theDead wrote: RINON114 wrote: I want to know who just made me angry and jovial at the same time by nova knifing me and stealing my tank. Thanks RDV pilot for circling the air for a full ten years before dropping my tank! What are some of your most humiliating deaths? Why are you dropping a vehicle outside of your redline? Because I saw an opportunity and took it which would have been fine if the RDV pilot had dropped it in time. Moral of the story: keep them away from alcohol.
RINON114 B.S.A.A. General Tso's Alliance 499	Posted - 2014.02.15 11:21:00 - [36] - Quote Sleepy Shadow wrote: Your Absolut End wrote: >cooking nade >about to throw >blueberry pops in front of me right when I throw >nade denial >back into my face >respawn And thats how i decided that fluxes are the way to go -Cook grenade (medium/well) -Throw grenade -Hit invisible wall -Bounce back -Sad face These. It happens far too often, especially the invisible bounding boxes. Or how about gaps in walls that look as though a tank could fit through them only to deny your skinny little dropsuit resulting in the pleasure of laser induced death from behind.
Shyeer Alvarin Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn 134	Posted - 2014.02.15 11:29:00 - [37] - Quote The Infected One wrote: Shyeer Alvarin wrote: My most humiliating death... God... Okay. First serious corp battle we (Dead Six Initiative) had was up against CrimeWave Syndicate. Needless to say, we were getting stomped pretty hard. We -barely- managed to get ourselves an orbital to drop on them. At that moment in time, I had never actually been able to call in an orbital because I just never felt compelled to. (Also translates to, I'm a Closed Beta Player and still wasn't very good at placing them.) I also didn't know that you could kill yourself with an OB. So, I check my radar and I see there's a huge group of them coming our way. I'm thinking to myself, "Don't worry guys, I got this!" Dropped the OB in their path. Unfortunately, I happened to be the unfortunate Murder medic that liked being ahead of everyone else because I don't like missing things. My OB didn't like missing either. To my credit, I got 4 of the CWS guys. Unfortunately, my name popped up on the kill-feed at the end of it, much to my corporations dismay. I remember this battle! I think I have a video of it lost in my computer somewhere. lol I hated CWS for the Mass Driver Spam back when it was the most OP thing in DUST. -.- That match was -horrible- for our morale. Closed Beta Veteran Founding CEO of Dead Six Initiative/Lokun Listamenn Lokun i Gangi, Mercenaries. Recruitment is OPEN
PARKOUR PRACTIONER Reapers' Assailant 675	Posted - 2014.02.15 13:45:00 - [38] - Quote People still spam Mass Drivers. I personally like explosions so I use one on my scout suit. Psycho Explosives are my thing, and knives Give me parkour and Bow&Arrows CCP
The Infected One Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 792	Posted - 2014.02.15 13:48:00 - [39] - Quote Shyeer Alvarin wrote: The Infected One wrote: Shyeer Alvarin wrote: My most humiliating death... God... Okay. First serious corp battle we (Dead Six Initiative) had was up against CrimeWave Syndicate. Needless to say, we were getting stomped pretty hard. We -barely- managed to get ourselves an orbital to drop on them. At that moment in time, I had never actually been able to call in an orbital because I just never felt compelled to. (Also translates to, I'm a Closed Beta Player and still wasn't very good at placing them.) I also didn't know that you could kill yourself with an OB. So, I check my radar and I see there's a huge group of them coming our way. I'm thinking to myself, "Don't worry guys, I got this!" Dropped the OB in their path. Unfortunately, I happened to be the unfortunate Murder medic that liked being ahead of everyone else because I don't like missing things. My OB didn't like missing either. To my credit, I got 4 of the CWS guys. Unfortunately, my name popped up on the kill-feed at the end of it, much to my corporations dismay. I remember this battle! I think I have a video of it lost in my computer somewhere. lol I hated CWS for the Mass Driver Spam back when it was the most OP thing in DUST. -.- That match was -horrible- for our morale. \| \| V I am here to ask you one question, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS? THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!
Operative 1171 Aajli Bragian Order Amarr Empire 1221	Posted - 2014.02.15 13:50:00 - [40] - Quote Went to hit the button for opening the doors on the DS while in flight. Hit the eject button instead. Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!



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