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Bojo The Mighty
L.O.T.I.S.
3012
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Posted - 2014.02.04 01:58:00 -
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My Breach AR would say
"Lalalalalalala"
My Mass Driver would say
"I'm not dead guys! Don't you ever take a pulse!?! Use me!"
My Scrambler Pistol chants
"And on the first day there was Light bitches!"
And My Remote explosives say
"It's a one way trip, my two brothers"
Rifle Changes: DPS, range, and damage
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
10553
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Posted - 2014.02.04 01:58:00 -
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My RE LAV would say
HUUUUUUUUUG MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Videos / Fiction
Closed Beta Vet; Incubus Pilot
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T8R Raid
BIG BAD W0LVES
148
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:01:00 -
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My knife is a whisper
My AR is a zipper
My shotgun better be loud
My python gets plowed
Unchecked dishonesty can promote the perception that one must cheat to remain competitive.
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True Adamance
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
6560
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:04:00 -
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"The Word of the Lord is Pure;
It is a Shield for the Faithful.
Brought unto Men by the Angels;
As a guiding Light in the Darkness"
It's also inscribed into every one of my Scrambler Pistols.
"My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity."
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KING CHECKMATE
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
4372
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:06:00 -
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My SCR:
''AGAIN with the Mother**** Charged shot? The guy is like 5 Mts Away! Why wont you use your SMG or something?
Oh ok, wanna play like this? Here , have a Burn....''
AceOfJokers666 [ + ] AimBot / VALOR / MAG | YOU EITHER LOVE BACON OR YOU ARE WRONG
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Bojo The Mighty
L.O.T.I.S.
3012
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:06:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:"The Word of the Lord is Pure;
It is a Shield for the Faithful.
Brought unto Men by the Angels;
As a guiding Light in the Darkness"
It's also inscribed into every one of my Scrambler Pistols.
:D
Golden Hand Lamp Cult forever
<====- Pew Pew - - -
//
Rifle Changes: DPS, range, and damage
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True Adamance
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
6561
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:10:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:True Adamance wrote:"The Word of the Lord is Pure;
It is a Shield for the Faithful.
Brought unto Men by the Angels;
As a guiding Light in the Darkness"
It's also inscribed into every one of my Scrambler Pistols. :D Golden Hand Lamp Cult forever <====- Pew Pew - - - //
This cult you speak of..... are they in need of being purged?
"My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity."
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Bojo The Mighty
L.O.T.I.S.
3013
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:11:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:
This cult you speak of..... are they in need of being purged?
What cult?
Rifle Changes: DPS, range, and damage
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Fire of Prometheus
Alpha Response Command
3453
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:11:00 -
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My commandos fist would say:
"Gold knuckles muthaf***a!!!!"
Commando 6 // A.R.C Commander // C.E.O of Alpha Response Command
A Balac's and a Thale's.....What's on your commando?
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Critical-Impact
2354
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:12:00 -
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My scram rifle:
"What is the point of life i think i will just cut my self..." It's very emotional
Buying EVE CE codes for Dust ISK
Corp services
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Jakar Umbra
Altyr Initiative
505
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:13:00 -
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My Mass Driver would scream "Freedom!" every time I get a kill.
My SMG would say "Screw your close quarters rail rifle I still kicked your ass."
My Republic Boundless Specialist Combat Rifle would unleash a ridiculous amount of profanity unsuitable for posting everytime it killed an Amarrian suit.
My Federation Specialist Duvolle Assault Rifle would say "I can still kill people, screw the rail rifle."
Wiyrkomi Swarm Launchers would sing "Another one bites the Dust".
My Plasma Cannon says ROFL everytime someone dies.
My M8 Packed Locus Grenades would say "Yay someone uses me."
I think I covered most of my bases.
Author of Umbra's Short Stories.
Reading General Discussions kills brain cells.
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Darken-Soul
BIG BAD W0LVES
338
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:15:00 -
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Dong!
Who wants some?
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True Adamance
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
6561
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:16:00 -
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Fire of Prometheus wrote:My commandos fist would say:
"Gold knuckles muthaf***a!!!!"
FAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN PUUUUUUNNNCCCHHHH!
"My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity."
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Grimcrimm
Facepunch Security
1
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:17:00 -
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My Plasma cannon says "are you gonna use me today?"
-Silly Cannon ill never use you |
Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
4622
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:18:00 -
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Plasma Cannon- "I'm useful guys!! I am....I swear!!"
> GÇ£I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.GÇ¥
-Oscar Wilde
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Fire of Prometheus
Alpha Response Command
3454
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:21:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Fire of Prometheus wrote:My commandos fist would say:
"Gold knuckles muthaf***a!!!!" FAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN PUUUUUUNNNCCCHHHH!
Or this.....perhaps....
"GOLDEN FAAAAAAALLLLCCCCCOONNNNNNN PUUUUJUNNNNNCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Commando 6 // A.R.C Commander // C.E.O of Alpha Response Command
A Balac's and a Thale's.....What's on your commando?
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Fire of Prometheus
Alpha Response Command
3454
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:22:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Plasma Cannon- "I'm useful guys!! I am....I swear!!"
It actually is....I've gotten a fair amount of kills with my plasma cannon 
Commando 6 // A.R.C Commander // C.E.O of Alpha Response Command
A Balac's and a Thale's.....What's on your commando?
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Supernus Gigas
Star Giants
205
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:24:00 -
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My HMG:
I SMELL WEAKNESS!
YES! SLAKE MY HUNGER!
I... MUST... FEED!
YOU CAN'T RUN, BUT YOU CAN DIE!
I WILL CONSUME YOU!
YOU LOOK TASTY!
SCOUT? MORE LIKE SNACK!
FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVIN' CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
Public Disorder.
4625
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:24:00 -
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Fire of Prometheus wrote:Patrick57 wrote:Plasma Cannon- "I'm useful guys!! I am....I swear!!" It actually is....I've gotten a fair amount of kills with my plasma cannon
Sgt Kirk can make it work. He got a few kills with the Aurum Proto Plasma Cannon the other day. I was in awe. 
> GÇ£I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.GÇ¥
-Oscar Wilde
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Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
845
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:24:00 -
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My pistols would remark "wow, you managed to **** him off. Bad move"
My tanks don't speak, they're afraid of me and my maniacal laughter when I'm using them
My ACR says "Those levels in sharpshooter are finally paying dividends!"
My knife says "You weren't using those kidneys right? You're not getting them back."
My RE's say... well, I don't know. It's really loud and really pretty.
If you hear the words "WORTH IT!" look about, something hilarious just happened.
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Master Kail
R 0 N 1 N
24
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:25:00 -
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My shotgun tries to be friendly.
But on his first word most of the guys in front of me fall to the ground
How rude.
Everything I touch...
Turns Blue
Minmatar Logistics & Minmatar Scout. Soon to become one!
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RedZer0 MK1
The Generals
General Tso's Alliance
170
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:27:00 -
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Nova knives: .................................................. +50 |
Fire of Prometheus
Alpha Response Command
3454
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:27:00 -
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REs ----> BOOM SHACKALACKA!!!!!
Commando 6 // A.R.C Commander // C.E.O of Alpha Response Command
A Balac's and a Thale's.....What's on your commando?
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Fizzer94
L.O.T.I.S.
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
1879
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:28:00 -
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Me and my Laser Rifle have a strange relationship. It sometimes seems as if she wants to hurt me more than she wants to hutr the enemy...
Yours Truly,
Reginald Fizzer94 Delafontaine III, Esquire
MAG ~ Seryi Volk Executive Response
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The Robot Devil
Molon Labe.
Public Disorder.
1585
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:34:00 -
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It would tell me to put the rep tool up and pull the trigger moreGǪand aim better.
GÇ£No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride."
Hunter S. Thompson
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Lightning xVx
R 0 N 1 N
358
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:35:00 -
[26] - Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irx74tCQ68Q |
ishtellian
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:35:00 -
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My tactical AR would say something along the lines of " Thank you for using me please never let go "
My Heavy Never Dies.
Logibro In training.
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Fire of Prometheus
Alpha Response Command
3456
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:44:00 -
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Master Kail wrote:My shotgun tries to be friendly.
But on his first word most of the guys in front of me fall to the ground
How rude.
Just means he's a knockout 
Commando 6 // A.R.C Commander // C.E.O of Alpha Response Command
A Balac's and a Thale's.....What's on your commando?
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LEHON Xeon
Ahrendee Mercenaries
EoN.
174
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Posted - 2014.02.04 02:50:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Fire of Prometheus wrote:My commandos fist would say:
"Gold knuckles muthaf***a!!!!" FAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN PUUUUUUNNNCCCHHHH!
Simply epic. I used to use Captain Falcon all the time for SSB. Got over 11k KOs with just him alone lol. 
It's a trap! In this patch we can't repel firepower of that magnitude! - Admiral Ackbar would say in ambush w Nyain San
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Happy Jack SD
Ahrendee Mercenaries
EoN.
71
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Posted - 2014.02.04 03:03:00 -
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My AR says "Feed Me!"
My RR says "Nom Nom"
My CR says "Dakka Dakka"
My SR says "Fizzzz"
My MD says "Blip Blop"
My Scrambler Pistol goes "HEADSHOT!!!"
My RE goes "Boom!"
"Have faith lest your unbelief consume you."
-The Bleeding Chalice
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Roy Ventus
Foxhound Corporation
General Tso's Alliance
1042
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Posted - 2014.02.04 03:05:00 -
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My core AR says "Stfu, Roy."
"Stop QQing you *****."
"YOU GOTTA AIM YOU FILTHY HOE."
"FOR ****'S SAKE, HE'S RIGHT THERE."
"Oh. Look. You finally killed him."
And more swears.
"There once was a time when there wasn't a Roy Ventus and it wasn't much of a time at all."
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True Adamance
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
6570
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Posted - 2014.02.04 03:09:00 -
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LEHON Xeon wrote:True Adamance wrote:Fire of Prometheus wrote:My commandos fist would say:
"Gold knuckles muthaf***a!!!!" FAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN PUUUUUUNNNCCCHHHH! Simply epic. I used to use Captain Falcon all the time for SSB. Got over 11k KOs with just him alone lol. My RR would shout in a deep voice when hitting head shots "FATALITY!"
Pfff Cpt Falcon was a *****. I used the Ice Climbers and Zero Suit.
"My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity."
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Espartoi
Zero-Day Attack
Zero-Day
85
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Posted - 2014.02.04 03:20:00 -
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Dude keep shooting.
Remember to reload ******.
Shoot at the damn head not to their butoxs.
Hey sherlock gues what with no ammo you can't shoot.
Why you are not bunny jumping?
You just have to die.
Damn snipers.
Damn tank snipers.
Buy me again and again and again.
If my weapon talk i would spend more time saying STFU.
Dying must be buffed.
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BAD FURRY
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
407
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:10:00 -
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Pro rail gun MORE ! MORE!! MORE !!! MORE !!!! MOORRREEE !!!!!!AAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Exile assault rifle Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Yes i am a Undead Hell Wolf ... nice to meat you!
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Lea Silencio
0uter.Heaven
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1180
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:11:00 -
[35] - Quote
My Viziam would whisper (in the creepiest voice ever)...*but..I'm still hungry, Lea...*
Then I quietly whisper back ( in an even creepier voice)...*Then I shall feed you...*
PurificationGäó
It's what I do.
Amarr Victor
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Bojo The Mighty
L.O.T.I.S.
3019
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:13:00 -
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Lea Silencio wrote:My Viziam would whisper (in the creepiest voice ever)...*but..I'm still hungry, Lea...*
Then I quietly whisper back ( in an even creepier voice)...*Then I shall feed you...*
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
Rifle Changes: DPS, range, and damage
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Toby Flenderson
research lab
238
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:13:00 -
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My Toxin SMG would lololoz through a heavy and ask why it hasn't been nerfed yet. |
KING CHECKMATE
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
4380
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:14:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:LEHON Xeon wrote:True Adamance wrote:Fire of Prometheus wrote:My commandos fist would say:
"Gold knuckles muthaf***a!!!!" FAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN PUUUUUUNNNCCCHHHH! Simply epic. I used to use Captain Falcon all the time for SSB. Got over 11k KOs with just him alone lol. My RR would shout in a deep voice when hitting head shots "FATALITY!" Pfff Cpt Falcon was a *****. I used the Ice Climbers and Zero Suit.
Jigglypuff > All
AceOfJokers666 [ + ] AimBot / VALOR / MAG | YOU EITHER LOVE BACON OR YOU ARE WRONG
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
12880
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:24:00 -
[39] - Quote
Rifle
"Bark bark bark!"
certainly not this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed5NODZjQVk
CPM 0 Secretary
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior, Annoying Artist
\\= Advanced Caldari Assault // Unlocked
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Vulpes Dolosus
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
850
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:26:00 -
[40] - Quote
Python:
"I AM FIRE! I AM DEATH!!! DO YOU NOT KNOW DEATH WHEN YOU SEE IT!?"
Dropship Specialist
Kills- Incubus: 4; Pythons: 3 Gêå1; Other DS: 31 Gêå2; Tanks: 33 Gêå2
2/2
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
10559
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:28:00 -
[41] - Quote
Incubus Particle Cannon: HOLY **** HEADSHOT *****!!!
Videos / Fiction
Closed Beta Vet; Incubus Pilot
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Fizzer94
L.O.T.I.S.
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
1885
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:29:00 -
[42] - Quote
My Scrambler Pistol Screams "DONG!" from time to time...
Yours Truly,
Reginald Fizzer94 Delafontaine III, Esquire
MAG ~ Seryi Volk Executive Response
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Asha Starwind
VEXALATION CORPORATION
Partners of Industrial Service and Salvage
281
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:45:00 -
[43] - Quote
The Bane from Borderlands 2, like that, all of them.
Exceptions would be the Sniper Rifle
Which just breath heavily like a deranged stalker standing behind you when zoomed in, and yell 'BOOM! Headshot!!' when ever I kill someone regardless of being actual headshot!, 'BANG' for a non-fatal hit, and 'Aw, missed.' self-explanatory.
Nova knives would just talk like tim-tom and kevin
32db Mad Bomber.
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Vicious Minotaur
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
656
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:46:00 -
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My weapons would just make fun of my aim... |
McFurious
TeamPlayers
Negative-Feedback
599
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Posted - 2014.02.04 05:11:00 -
[45] - Quote
Mass Driver: "I'm starving! Where's the nanohive?! F#%kin feed me!"
Half Irish. Often angry.
Closed Beta Masshole
Durka durka.... Bitch.
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Twelve Guage
Death Firm.
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
51
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Posted - 2014.02.04 05:20:00 -
[46] - Quote
My weapon wouldn't speek we don't like to give away our secrets. |
John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
League of Infamy
1837
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Posted - 2014.02.04 05:24:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:Lea Silencio wrote:My Viziam would whisper (in the creepiest voice ever)...*but..I'm still hungry, Lea...*
Then I quietly whisper back ( in an even creepier voice)...*Then I shall feed you...* It rubs the lotion on its skin.
Yeah, I'm totally sleeping with the lights on tonight.
"The line between disorder and order lies in logistics" -Sun Tzu
Forum Warrior lv.1
Amarr victor!
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Johnny Guilt
Algintal Core
482
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Posted - 2014.02.04 05:27:00 -
[48] - Quote
Nova knife: Throw me bro!!
A strange game.
The only winning move is
not to play.
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John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
League of Infamy
1837
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Posted - 2014.02.04 05:27:00 -
[49] - Quote
My CR says it feels dirty being used by an Amarr suit but it likes it.
My LR says "I'm lonely" and I tell her that her time to burn the souls of the unbelievers will come again.
"The line between disorder and order lies in logistics" -Sun Tzu
Forum Warrior lv.1
Amarr victor!
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NEO Arbiter
Shining Flame
Amarr Empire
13
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Posted - 2014.02.04 05:39:00 -
[50] - Quote
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers!
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
- What i say as I track redberries while charging my "Finger of God" Assault Forge Gun
Tears4Life
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zibathy numbertwo
Nox Aeterna Security
382
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Posted - 2014.02.04 06:44:00 -
[51] - Quote
My AR:
"Fight with honor."
"May Justice and Liberty guide my rounds."
"Purge the Oppressors."
"Freedom comes with Sacrifice."
"No Mercy for the Unjust."
"Sacrifice for others is never in vain."
"Give me liberty or give me death."
"Pain is weakness exiting the body."
"Use me to defend you and your comrade's ideals."
"I am the hand of justice and the reaper of the wicked."
"Did you leave the oven on?"
Long Live Freedom; Long Live the Federation.
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akira 1999
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
19
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Posted - 2014.02.04 06:49:00 -
[52] - Quote
mine would say... damn it man put the damn repair tool away and show me some gun love. |
Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens
League of Infamy
437
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Posted - 2014.02.04 07:08:00 -
[53] - Quote
My SMG would say "You only use me on the rebound..." |
TechMechMeds
Swamp Tempo
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
2540
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Posted - 2014.02.04 07:13:00 -
[54] - Quote
Any gun I'm carrying would constantly scream
"Don't give up Tech!, you can still give a fk!"
Level 2 forum warrior.
Swamp iz on dat welevant flex fam
I sold my family to the Amarr for isk, its a valid tactic
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TechMechMeds
Swamp Tempo
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
2540
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Posted - 2014.02.04 07:19:00 -
[55] - Quote
Espartoi wrote:Dude keep shooting.
Remember to reload ******.
Shoot at the damn head not to their butoxs.
Hey sherlock gues what with no ammo you can't shoot.
Why you are not bunny jumping?
You just have to die.
Damn snipers.
Damn tank snipers.
Buy me again and again and again.
If my weapon talk i would spend more time saying STFU.
Hahahaha
Level 2 forum warrior.
Swamp iz on dat welevant flex fam
I sold my family to the Amarr for isk, its a valid tactic
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AAGMUNDR
Reliable Overwatch Inc.
290
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Posted - 2014.02.04 07:20:00 -
[56] - Quote
My Thale says:
"" |
Lynn Beck
Granite Mercenary Division
Top Men.
667
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Posted - 2014.02.04 07:38:00 -
[57] - Quote
My lazor is a midget, standing on top the barrel, with a DVD laser, burning p0rn into everyone's brain.
He has a really high pitch, and screams 'Look at it!'
My Acr is just an insane person. Spewing bouts of insanity, something about "holy **** and you're getting a ROF BUFF!?"
My Shotgun just cries. All the time.
My nova knifes stole from Primal-Force, and just start making super loud ninja screams.
My Re's just say...'but i thought you loved me!"
My sniper rifle cries. Just... Don't ask.
Plasma cannons giggle furiously quoting The Joker.
And my Scouts' fists say everything in a batman voice.
Under 28db
Officially nerfproof (predicting CR nerf February '14)
Selling SP: 10k SP per 100k ISK.
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Switchback Dawn
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
57
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Posted - 2014.02.04 07:53:00 -
[58] - Quote
Caldari Rail Rifle - "EZ MODE ENGAGED"
Winmatar Combat Rifle - "Ah, yes. Armour tanking. A method of stacking a ridiculous amount of hit points in hopes of reducing TTK. We have dismissed that claim".
Seriously.... a¦á_a¦á
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Rei Shepard
The Rainbow Effect
1568
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Posted - 2014.02.04 08:05:00 -
[59] - Quote
Bojo The Mighty wrote:My Breach AR would say
"Lalalalalalala"
My Mass Driver would say
"I'm not dead guys! Don't you ever take a pulse!?! Use me!"
My Scrambler Pistol chants
"And on the first day there was Light bitches!"
And My Remote explosives say
"It's a one way trip, my two brothers"
It would most likely go like this
Le me, flanking some redberries all of a sudden my SCR goes ....
SCR sings : "LALALALALALALAFIDOLALALALALALA"
Redberries take notice of "le me now f*cked" and make me respawn
ME: Dude wtf ...
SCR: What ? i felt like a song coming up, i can't sing ?
ME: NO!!! Ok now concentrate, ive worked like really hard to flank these guys..
SCR: You mean like 3 seconds ? So your just gonna murder these guys in the back ?
ME: Thats the plan ...now shut UP!
ME: Alright ....almost ...at the right distance ...allmmmooosssttt...."Takes AIM"
SCR: RUN !! PSYCHOPATH WITH A GUN!! RUUUUN..
*insert me getting murdered again"
"SCR Chuckles"
ME: your doing this on purpose arent ya ?
"SCR stares blindly into the void": no ...
ME: alright now ..steady as it goes...
SCR sings : "LALALALALALALAFIDOLALALALALALA"
"Rei tosses SCR into a nearby moat, then gets killed by all the redberries"
Well it doesnt sing like that, but the overheat you sometimes get to work with pretty much feels like my SCR trolling me during the thoughest moments.
Reason i am now sometimes using a Combat Rifle, its as dumb as a brick.
Winner of the EU Squad Cup
"Go Go Power Rangers!"
"Accuracy"
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Ghost Kaisar
Titans of Phoenix
Legacy Rising
2643
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Posted - 2014.02.04 08:13:00 -
[60] - Quote
Read my Sig.
This is what my Flaylock says as it hits you in the chest from 10m.
Nothing says "F**K YOU!" like a direct Flaylock to the face.
Minmatar. In Rust we trust.
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Denak Kalamari
Intaki Liberation Front
Intaki Prosperity Initiative
1013
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Posted - 2014.02.04 09:08:00 -
[61] - Quote
My shotgun would say "Helloooo, I know you're theeereeee, now DIE!"
My SMG would say "YYYAAAAAAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!"
My remote explosives would say "Oh, you're hacking that point? BOOM, don't think so!"
Grahisha of ILF // Writer of Thoughts of a Clone Soldier // Latest entry published Jan. 29th
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Matticus Monk
Ordus Trismegistus
1155
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Posted - 2014.02.04 09:16:00 -
[62] - Quote
With disdain, my pistols say to the enemy:
"Sit, Ubu, sit..... good dog" |
PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Reapers' Assailant
530
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Posted - 2014.02.04 09:16:00 -
[63] - Quote
KING CHECKMATE wrote:My SCR:
''AGAIN with the Mother**** Charged shot? The guy is like 5 Mts Away! Why wont you use your SMG or something?
Oh ok, wanna play like this? Here , have a Burn....''
I LITERALLY got one shotted by a SCR. And I was 5 meters away when he turned around. SCR is THE MOST powerful weapon besides the SG. No proto plus complex stacked anything can take me out faster then a SCR, no rail, not even a proto shotty sometimes can take me out in one hit.
Psycho
boink That was my baseball bouncing off walls with extreme trig to hit you in the face
Sandman
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Reapers' Assailant
530
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Posted - 2014.02.04 09:22:00 -
[64] - Quote
My shotty would say
'SIT THE **** DOWN'
My Sandman would say
'So what's up?'
My RMEs would say
'Kill +50 Kill +50 Kill +50 Kill +50 'Kill +50 Kill +50 Kill +50 Kill +50 Kill +50 'Kill +50 Kill +50 Kill +50 Kill +50.....'
Psycho
boink That was my baseball bouncing off walls with extreme trig to hit you in the face
Sandman
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mini rehak
The Southern Legion
The Umbra Combine
204
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Posted - 2014.02.04 13:18:00 -
[65] - Quote
I think this quote applies to both my Thales and Boundless HMG.
Ezekiel 25:17
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"
Commando Power!!
Proud member of the Commando 6
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Sextus Hardcock
0uter.Heaven
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
258
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Posted - 2014.02.04 13:27:00 -
[66] - Quote
My AR looks wistfully at old photos of itself when it was young and beautiful and sobs gently.
I am the sixth son
Chrome Vet
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
4429
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Posted - 2014.02.04 19:32:00 -
[67] - Quote
My Swarms Would Say:
"I am tired of these motherflucking tanks, in this motherflucking game!"
Want to know how to make a strike-through?
[s[Example[/s]
Now go my Forum Warriors. Use this new weapon for glory!
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shaman oga
Nexus Balusa Horizon
1548
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Posted - 2014.02.04 19:36:00 -
[68] - Quote
My weapons say: what are you shooting at?
1.8 it's so secret that nobody know what will be in it, even after patch notes...
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Storm Shelton
0uter.Heaven
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
78
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Posted - 2014.02.04 19:38:00 -
[69] - Quote
My Boundless CR would say, "Hey Storm, You should probably stop repping these blueberries and shoot somebody."
You don't know my life! You don't know how many nanites to put in my cereal!
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Bojo The Mighty
L.O.T.I.S.
3030
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Posted - 2014.02.04 22:59:00 -
[70] - Quote
mini rehak wrote:I think this quote applies to both my Thales and Boundless HMG.
Ezekiel 25:17
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"
Pulp fiction for the win
Rifle Changes: DPS, range, and damage
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BAD FURRY
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
412
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Posted - 2014.02.04 23:21:00 -
[71] - Quote
MY Mag tank sings to me this song !
Grand Funk Railroad - The Locomotion
Yes i am a Undead Hell Wolf ... nice to meat you!
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Onesimus Tarsus
1099
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Posted - 2014.02.04 23:22:00 -
[72] - Quote
Mine always asks if I can hand it off to someone who knows how to use it.
Free, on-demand Respecs. Because it doesn't matter and no one should care.
Matchmaking by KDR proximity. :)
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Spademan
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
668
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Posted - 2014.02.04 23:27:00 -
[73] - Quote
Let's see,
SMG: "DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA! MOAR DAKKA!
Scram rifle: "I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZER!"
Flay: "Oh, I'm sorry, was that your face I hit?"
I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
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Darken-Soul
BIG BAD W0LVES
377
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Posted - 2014.02.04 23:28:00 -
[74] - Quote
Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Mine always asks if I can hand it off to someone who knows how to use it.
your wife?
Who wants some?
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Monkey MAC
Lost Millennium
1830
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Posted - 2014.02.04 23:32:00 -
[75] - Quote
My new SMG, Ellie, sounds like a Hamster.
Oh hey look look, he dead, another, dead watch him go
Tanks 514
I told you, I bloody well told you.
Monkey Mac - Forum Warrior of the Trees Lvl.1
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Monkey MAC
Lost Millennium
1830
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Posted - 2014.02.04 23:35:00 -
[76] - Quote
Atiim wrote:My Swarms Would Say:
"I am tired of these motherflucking tanks, in this motherflucking game!"
My Tank:
Say ************ 1 more time, I dare you
Tanks 514
I told you, I bloody well told you.
Monkey Mac - Forum Warrior of the Trees Lvl.1
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neausea 1987
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
6
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Posted - 2014.02.04 23:35:00 -
[77] - Quote
my smg speaks the sound of death my CR says armor i see right through you my flaylock says why did they nerf me before you got to use me,i still love you and my breach shotty says hello im not a telephone stop putting me to peoples ears[list=1]
[*]
i try to stop puking but proto bums make me sick
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BAD FURRY
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
412
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Posted - 2014.02.04 23:35:00 -
[78] - Quote
My BPO Nano in there Hives sing
Work it
Make it
Do it
Makes us
Harder
Better
Faster
Stronger
More than
Hour
Our
Never
Ever
After
Work is
Over
Work it
Make it
Do it
Makes us
Harder
Better
Faster
Stronger
Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
More than ever hour after
Our work is never over
Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
More than ever, Hour after
Our work is never over
Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
More than ever, Hour after
Our work is never over
Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
more than ever, Hour after
Our work is never over
Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
more than ever, Hour after
Our work is never over
Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us
More than ever, Hour after our work is never over
Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
More than, Hour after our work is never over
Work it harder make it
Do it faster makes us
More than ever hour - our work is(never over)
Work it harder, make it better do it faster makes us stronger
More than ever hour - our work is never over
work it
make it better
do it faster - makes us stronger
More than ever hour
Our work is never ooover
Work it harder make it stronger do it faster makes us stronger
More than ever hour - our work is never over
(work it harder
Do it faster
More than ever
more than ever hour
Our work is never over
Work it harder
make it better
do it faster
makes us stronger
More than ever
Hour after
Our work is NEVER OVER ) () =x2
Yes i am a Undead Hell Wolf ... nice to meat you!
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Bojo The Mighty
L.O.T.I.S.
3031
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Posted - 2014.02.05 01:50:00 -
[79] - Quote
BAD FURRY wrote:My BPO Nano in there Hives sing
Way to write out a whole Daft Punk song jeez. I love daft punk too but come on! Text does not do the electric duo justice.
Rifle Changes: DPS, range, and damage
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Shiruba Ryou
202
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Posted - 2014.02.05 02:07:00 -
[80] - Quote
My beloved Plasma Rifle:
That prick is too far away damnit! Come closer. No you idiot stay behind cover and make him come to you. We both know he's kill greedy. That's it. Ooooohohhohoh he's coming. Just a little bit further..... HA!!!! THAT'S RIGHT SON!
*Double tap*
Stay out my optimal. I spit hot fire.
"Not to worry. The cards say you loved it."
- Ryoutoshi
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Scheneighnay McBob
Learning Coalition College
3913
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Posted - 2014.02.05 02:09:00 -
[81] - Quote
My sniper rifle says:
BLUE FLASH! BLUE FLASH! I LOVE BLUE!
I am your scan error.
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Reapers' Assailant
534
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Posted - 2014.02.05 05:19:00 -
[82] - Quote
My scout sings this
'So yeah uh, I like FPSes what can I say? There's nothing like the rush of huntin people down and killin em! I mean my hearts beatin my hearts beatin, my hands are shakin my hand are shakin, BUT I STILL SHOOT, AND I STILL GET THE HEADSHOTS, and its like BOOM HEADSHOT...'
Psycho
boink That was my baseball bouncing off walls with extreme trig to hit you in the face
Sandman
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ENDURO ETC
703rd
12
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Posted - 2014.02.05 05:37:00 -
[83] - Quote
My AR: You should quit this game.
Me: One day you'll be the FOTM and I'll be the envy of all.
My AR: 1.8 isn't gonna change anything.
Me: *sigh* I know.
Love, Hate, and everything in between.
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Luna Angelo
We Who Walk Alone
643
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Posted - 2014.02.05 05:43:00 -
[84] - Quote
My Rail Rifle is the Angel of Death, the fact is, Death and the Moon Angel (me) have a complicated relationship. We both seem to hate Gallente, but while I like the Amarr, he hates them. *Shrug* Oh well, that's what they get for fighting for the Gallente.
I don't need luck, I have ammo.
Wolves don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep.
CEO of We Who Walk Alone
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Aria Gomes
Death by Disassociation
Legacy Rising
277
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Posted - 2014.02.05 06:01:00 -
[85] - Quote
CR - Tap that R1 like a boss! *Rick Ross grunt*
GLU-5 - I'm being used?!?! Omg yes--wait! No!! No come back! Baby come back! *hums Hall and Oates* |
Admonishment
The Enclave Syndicate
Dark Taboo
81
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Posted - 2014.02.08 18:03:00 -
[86] - Quote
My shotgun would say "shop smart, shop S-Mart". Or "Hail to the king baby".
Level 5 proficiency in throat punching
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Fizzer94
L.O.T.I.S.
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
2022
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Posted - 2014.02.08 18:09:00 -
[87] - Quote
ENDURO ETC wrote:My AR: You should quit this game.
Me: One day you'll be the FOTM and I'll be the envy of all.
My AR: 1.8 isn't gonna change anything.
Me: *sigh* I know.
You do realize that the AR was FotM for over 2 years right?
Fizzer94 // Forum Warrior Operation II
MAG ~ Seryi Volk Executive Response
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Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
4430
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Posted - 2014.02.08 18:22:00 -
[88] - Quote
My Sniper and Rail Rifles don't waste words, just like they don't waste bullets.
My Shotgun would yell "BOOM BABY!" every time it got a kill. Probably so would the Large Missile Turrets on my Sica and Gunnlogi.
My Swarm Launcher would softly mutter "Target locked" before its missiles scream "LOOK AT ME I CAN FLYYYYY!!!!"
My Scrambler Rifle would calmly state "target located" before firing, and "Goodbye" as it lands a headshot.
My SMG would cackle maniacally every time I pull the trigger. |
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